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Home for the Harvest by compass54 reviews
Montana, 1000 feet above the Missouri River, was the last photo shoot before my vacation. The Cullen family, expanding the brand of their high-end whiskey, hired me to photograph their harvest. They chose an unknown male model to add sex to the campaign, and I knew working with an amateur would be a challenge. I never knew their seductive country boy would have me begging for more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,237 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Constable Masen of the RCMP by shouldbecleaning reviews
There, standing at attention in the middle of the platform, was an absolutely perfect representation of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer in full red dress uniform. A man dedicated to upholding the law, selfless and humble can be quite attractive. However, this man was sheer beauty before he donned the official mantle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26083 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 6,883 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Weddings and a Hook-Up by smithandbarrowman reviews
Weddings are dull affairs...at least that's what I thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/20/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Aim Straight For The Heart by GeekChic12 reviews
"Jesus," Edward muttered. "Is it so hard to believe I'd want to go on a date with Swan?" A spur-of-the-moment bet will put Bella in a compromising position with the boy next door. They've been best friends since forever, so having his hand down her pants won't change anything... Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,498 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
The Monster in Me by Edward's Eternal reviews
She arrived unexpectedly. I lusted after her body and blood. She would be mine. All of her. The monster in me demanded it. Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,229 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Dare You by araeo reviews
He's the guy she's always wanted. She's the girl he shouldn't want. Bro code says you don't go for your friends' ex-girlfriends. It also says you don't go for their sisters. What happens when you breach the bro code? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10841 - Favs: 7,068 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adore by She Isn't Here reviews
SEQUEL to Menage. Happily ever after isn't as easy as they had hoped. Warnings in chapter one. Jas/B/Ed/Em.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 146,043 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9211 - Favs: 6,664 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Basalit-an reviews
Bella, a 200-year-old vampire, is forced to attend the tiny high school in the tiny town of Forks, Washington. She finds most of her peers insufferable, but there seems to be one boy there who may just reawaken her passions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,878 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8814 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Alliance of Sorts by Bower-Of-Bliss by MeetTheMateContest reviews
The day Edward and I were introduced, our parents hoped we'd form a relationship - and we did. However, it wasn't the sort of relationship they'd ever approve of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 138 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bag Boy by bornonhalloween by MeetTheMateContest reviews
When the town cougar needs a zucchini, the bag boy at the local market gets a tip that's more than he bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5841 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 462 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Have Your Cake by Court81981 reviews
One-shot. Peeta Mellark is known for his erotic cakes. But it's not his baked goods that Katniss Everdeen can't stop thinking about. Everlark. Written for Prompts in Panem, Language of Flowers Challenge, Day 7, Jonquil: Desire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Katniss E. - Complete
Sugar & Spice by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU: Katniss should have known attempting to bake cookies for a Holiday Cookie Swap would be disastrous. Fortunately for her, the handsome blond down the hall is more than willing to help her out of a jam. Written for Prompts in Panem, Special Challenge, Holiday Everlark. Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spin by Court81981 reviews
Katniss Everdeen has never bothered with the gym. But when she takes her first spin class, instructor Peeta Mellark gives her a workout in more ways than one. Part 1 written for ILoVeRynMar in honor of her birthday; Part 2 written for Prompts in Panem, Day 6, Sloth. Cover by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20556 - Favs: 14,153 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
We Move Through It: Life by HelliesWorld reviews
Edward and Bella are in their 30s, raising a family and moving through 'life'. Enjoying & hating each bump and turn in the journey. It is about the moments in life that can make or break us. *it will be amazing - trust me*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,071 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hooked by HelliesWorld reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen needs a relationship without pesky feelings & duty of being a 'boyfriend' getting in the way. He needs a nice woman on his arm, looking for nothing more than a payday. This will help his career move forward. Bella is just the hooker to help him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 140,012 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Plight Thee My Troth by Gingerandgreen reviews
England, 1795. Lord Edward Masen and Miss Isabella Swan promise to love one another for all time; but will the harsh realities of life allow two souls from very different backgrounds to fulfil their vows? EPOV, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,023 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8214 - Favs: 10,954 - Follows: 4,220 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 11,860 - Follows: 6,189 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hard to Get by myohhhmy reviews
Bad girl Bella may be a little much to take for one unsuspecting vampire when she arrives in Forks in this uber naughty take on Twilight. Rated MA for lemons, language, and UST. BxE Ooc . Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,057 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14850 - Favs: 12,008 - Follows: 8,196 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six Weeks by syrrah reviews
I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,359 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
Such Is My Luck by ImHereToReview reviews
Bella's bad luck has landed her in Chicago for a business trip, with no luggage and no hotel room. Her co-worker, Edward, steps in to help! Her luck is about to change. AH. Canon pairings. Fluffy. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 398 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by lazykate reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 180,242 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4164 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,254 - Reviews: 4695 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5425 - Favs: 7,279 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6073 - Favs: 10,678 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete