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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap


BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

11/06/13: Just saw the desolation of smaug trailer!!! SO MUCH LEGOLAS!!!! SO MUCH THRANDUIL!!!! SO MANY SPIDERS!!!! SO MUCH AWESOME!!!! CANNOT WAIT TILL DECEMBER!!!!! AFHEKJEJDIFIUWFJKEM!!! *dies of fangirling* oh, and Bard the Bowman totally looks like Will Turner. - comment taken from profile of the random oliphant cuz I feel the same way.


I love the film rise of the guardians!!!



I HAVE JUST UPLOADED MY FIRST STORY!!!!! Keep an eye out for it!!!! I will be updating every weekend or two!!!!

Here's some stuff you should know about me:

Are you a girl? Yes.

When is your birthday? Feb 5th

How old are you? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!! (Runs off with the one ring)

What color socks are you wearing? Purple striped socksies

Do you wear make up? NEVER!

Have you ever cried during a movie? Yup, the hobbit and lord of the rings

Shippings? Thorin, he's just sooooooo MAJESTIC!

Contacts or glasses? Glasses all the way!!!

What's your favorite color? GREEN!!! :D

What's your lucky number? 13

Do you have any pets? fish, fish and more fish

What shoe size are you? 4

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3

Are you a good cook? I don't cook. I EAT (well duh, she is my greedy sis after all Ashthetyto)

What's your favorite sport? NONE

What's your favorite food? Mints!!!! YUM!!!!!!!!

Favourite movie(s)? How to train your dragon, rise of the guardians, owls ga'hoole, wreak it ralph and all Inuyasha movies, all lord of the rings, and THE HOBBIT SQUEEEEE!!!

Are you listening to anything? Listening to Inuyasha whilst typing

If you could live anywhere, where would that be? Thailand or Japan ( I can't decide)

What type of music do you like? Japanese pop

Early bird or night owl? Night owl

What do you typically have for breakfast? Cereal or porridge and water

Do you like scary movies? NONONONONONONO

Have you ever tried archery? Nope but I wanna!

What's your favorite word? Spig

What's the longest you've gone without sleep? A typical school day - 9:00 AM - 9:00 PM

Do you have any scars? Yes

What did you want to be when you grew up? A manga artist

What's the most unusual conversation you've ever had? I'm a sheep BAA - (My BFF) I'm a snake BAA (ME)

Can you ice-skate? Probably not.

What’s your favorite accent? Australian.

Blue or black inked pens? Black - I have a phobia of blue pens

What's the last thing you drew a picture of? Ana from the skipper

Favourite smell/scent? Mintsssss

Are you left or right handed? Right

Who was the last person to send you a PM? Ashthetyto

What's your favorite type of foreign food? Sushi and mochi

What’s your most used phrase? Spig

Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? O_o...Alone

What do you think the greatest invention has been? Youtube

Any advice? Yeah... KEEP CALM AND FLY YOU FOOLS!


Uploaded a poll. I MUST KNOW WHICH IS GOING TO KILL US ALL! We had this arguement at school, and so far i't's one all. We've even gotten the teachers involved!! So please, VOTE NOW!!!!!! (No pressure or any thing!) (:) (:) (:) p.s, i'm personally with the leprechauns but I want to know YOUR choice!

(Everyone vote EVIL CHICKENSSSSS!!!!! Ashthetyto)

Ignore that top comment, my sis keeps hacking into my account :O

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"Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D

"Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person prefectly"

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Normal girls slap, insane ones punch, kick, break bones, kill... you get my drift.

1) Have you ever taught a parrot, or attempted to, teach a parrot HP spells?


2) Have you ever had a staring contest with a Parrot/fish/snake?


3) do you believe in a difference of insanity and stupidity?


4) Do you mostly hate things because others think it's cool?

Yes I hate clothes shopping, but other girls say it's fun and cool They're wasting their lives.

5) Do you like talking in british accents because no one can understand them?


6) Do you decipher alot of stuff to mean that you are a witch?


7) have you ever wondered if there's wi-fi on the top of the Eiffel Tower?


8) Are you in love with a character from an anime/book/manga?


9) would you go whooping and cheering if Justinette Beaver (Justin Bieber, who is a complete girl), ! Direction, and JLS jumped off a cliff onto POINTY rocks?


10) Have you ever wondered weather it's cold in a luggage compartment?



if you answered yes to 1-3 answers... You have to work on your insanity, you're too NORMAL!

If you answered yes to 4-7... you're okay, but you need to top, unless you prefer BALANCED!

If you answered yes to 8-10... Congrats, You are Certifiably INSANE!

Yes, 9/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (:) (:) (:)

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people then kill them.

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

"Fail with Honour rather than Succeed by Fraud" wow, that's deep.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?

Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?

How can something be both "new" and "improved"?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If you can't beat them, confuse them.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

The road to success is always under construction

By the time you read this, you've already read it

The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep yur job at burger king!

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

"Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks" XD

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments"

Old enough to know better, but to young not to care"

"Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D

"Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"

"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge"

We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words

Girl 1 - "Heyyy! That's my EX-Boyfriend!" Girl 2 - "Relaaaaaax! I'm just recycling!"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

Bad decisions make good stories.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

I'm a slytherin, what are you?

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe , Hyperactivley Bored , Gem W , Bara-Minamino , Yavie Aelinel , Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak , Shadow929 , SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin , The Komodo Dragon Phoenix , Bust_A_Groover , Tecna , Triggonseed , The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi , Kikyouhater118 , Midnight-angel-of-darkness adngo714 , cyber-porygon , the aku dragon of light , PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo , bleachrules1314 , KivaEmber , Norty lil angel , AYUMU10, Lycrea, M.S., Bella In The Abyss, TheFeaturedCreature, Taylur, InsanelyWitchyMarauderette, Sailor-starlight101

I'm the one who screams "I HATE PINK!", on the Friday bus.

I'm making a list of things I'm not allowed to do.

I've killed all of my goldfish.

I've flaunted my manga drawings which I've drawn with a guide to my artist friend.

I've learnt lots of meaningless french insults.

I've learnt a Kiswahili swear word.

I make scenes in my head.

I have a catch-phrase. spig.

I've got trust issues.

I constantly tell people that Einstein called himself crazy.

I call myself an alien.

I have no one to rant to about HP, Hunger Games, Twilight and the rest.

And that's why I call myself insane.

All the other disney princesses just look pretty. Mulan kicks but while doing that.

I'm a survivor. I've read the full version of MY IMMORTAL in one day.

So, that's my insane and crazy mind! Yeah, it kinda gets scary in here sometimes...Reminds me, excuse me, ash, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it...


My fic will be on hold for a month or two, cuz I have to study extensive music theory, and I have some very important exams coming. WISH ME LUCK!!


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' My dad should remember that now... EVIL LAUGHTER...

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon a dragon's back,

To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,

To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,

To fight in battles until evil's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.


Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!

Random Insights for The Lord of the Rings

Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word. Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, Tori of Lorien, sailor-starlight101

Arwen did not rescue Frodo in the "Fellowship of the Ring" movie. She is not a warrior and Hadafang does not belong to her. Glorfindel is the one who rescued Frodo, but of course, he wasn't given the credit. As stated below, the ridiculous concept of Arwen being the hero is just a figment of our imaginations set in place by Peter Jackson. (From Gwedhiel0117)

Oropher is not a tyrant. Plain and simple. Strict/stern? Yes. Proud? Yes. A bit harsh at times? Yes. Abusive to his son or others? No. A good father and a good king? Yes. How would Thranduil be such a good king if he was traumatized as a child because of his father's actions against him? Just saying. Would you want to invoke the wrath of Oropher or meet him in a dark alley though? Absolutely not.

Haldir did not die at Helm's Deep. Did Tolkien kill him off? No. His death in "The Two Towers" movie is just a figment of our imaginations set in place by Peter Jackson.

Galadriel is not a goddess. Nor is she all-knowing or all-powerful. She is an Elf, and like the rest of us, has her flaws. She does not have magical powers that will make everything okay again, contrary to belief. Yes, she has her Ring. Yes, that enhances some of her abilities. But does it turn her into a goddess? Absolutely not. Besides being an Elf and the Lady of Lothlórien, she is also a mother, a grandmother, and a wife- things that mostly get forgotten about.

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

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Two souls by WickedLady1898 reviews
Emiko woke up on the battlefield, with no memory, and no clue how she had gotten there. The only thing she does know is there is a darkness lurking inside of her that she couldn't control.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,952 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [OC, Crowley E.] Ferid B., Krul T.
The Nightly Battle by madamjenna reviews
Defeating Zarkon is nothing next to trying to get his fellow paladins to sleep.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
A Different Path by Catwhiskers24 reviews
When a clumsy, awkward teen stumbles her way into her favorite video game, her life changes forever. When she finds out that she is a Defender, she expects to go on an adventure with Link. But no, all her plans are ruined when she is mistaken as the Spirit Maiden, and her fate becomes twisted with a certain flamboyant demon lord's. What happens next, neither one of them expected...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 282,134 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [Link, Zelda] [Ghirahim, OC]
Hyrule Warriors by MiniJen reviews
It has often been told that whenever darkness covers Hyrule, a lone hero arises to restore peace and balance. However, as the Black Witch Cia rises up with the intent of conquering the kingdom, Link may not be enough to stop her on his own. As war erupts across the land, friends and foes from across the ages will come together and fight to decide Hyrule's fate. A novelization of HW
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 280,145 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Cia, Lana
Teach Me To Live by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the twins, Arwen, Haldir and Legolas begin to teach her to trust and smile again. This is her story as she grows up there and can finally face her past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 154,160 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 363,557 - Reviews: 4010 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Hyrule Warriors Warped by HolyMaiden24 reviews
Zelda is the hero, Lana and Cia are gender swapped, 'unique' companions return, familiar faces that didn't originally appear in the game show up, sanity is tested- that's JUST the beginning of this somewhat twisted version of the series' greatest crossover. COMPLETE! FINALLY!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 235,277 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Shadow Link - Complete
Vampire's Flower by Cutie Bunny reviews
Hana, a lazy, audacious, tough 19 year-old meme generation girl somehow stumbles upon the dystopic world of Owari no Seraph where she soon learns vampires rules the world and humans are considered livestock and that she now must choose either to be eaten or die trying to get back to her world. Things becomes more complicating when she falls in love with her human-hating? predators.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,194 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Mikaela H., Ferid B., Crowley E., Lacus W.
An Interesting Twist by Kayori Aechaa reviews
Two unique, undiscovered progenitors of surprisingly high rank finally show themselves after over two thousand years. One is full of childish innocence and the other is more calm and stern, but Krul wants them both to avoid the games Ferid will want to play when they arrive. [ Rated M for violence and mature themes :) ] Crowley/OC centered, Ferid/OC
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Crowley E., OC] Ferid B., Krul T.
A Change in Profession by Triscribe reviews
After battling with pirates, the five paladins and princess are de-aged by a decade or so; it's a good thing that Coran's previous position to Royal Advisor was Royal Babysitter. "In the morning, he was awoken by the sensation of a small hand tugging on his moustache..."
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 8/27/2016 - Complete
Paladin Wings by AzureShadowMoon reviews
They say the bird that dares to fall is the bird that learns to fly, and Pidge plans to do just that. Not everyone is pleased with this. Snips of Pidge's somewhat crazy endeavors that reduce the team to a panicked mess, after all what are big brothers for. One-shots.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Pidge G./Katie H.
Only a Shimada can Win! by SpookwormDragon reviews
Genji misses his days when he could go and play in the arcade, avoiding his duties yes, but having fun beating children's high scores. Surprisingly enough, apparently, his brother is also pretty good at video games. A competition ensues.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Hanzo S., J. McCree] Genji S. - Complete
The Continued Adventures of Alyssa and the rest of the Avengers by Katherine Michaela reviews
It really is funny you know. How a family can be defined. Alyssa's family just happens to be the Avengers. Follow Alyssa and the Avengers through the crazy of everyday. Sequel to The Adventures of Alyssa Williams…err…Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 170,658 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
Warriors Uncut by Creativetomboy reviews
Following the Hyrule Warriors through their lives through one-shots. They've had extraordinary moments, and not so extraordinary moments. Rated T just in case something crazy happens, and for advanced vocabulary. These warriors are pretty intelligent (correction; somewhat intelligent) you know. This is the original collection of stories and continues with Vol. 2. Yay!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,738 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
The End by Shadows4Twilight reviews
Her first encounter with him leaves her with a less than generous impression. Who can blame her though? Vampires only see humans as food. So, she shouldn't be surprised. He seemed different though.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 89 - Words: 530,706 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Mikaela H., Ferid B., OC, Lacus W. - Complete
Seraphim Blood: RE-Ghoul by ShadowDragon94 reviews
Such a dismal existence, but it was reality, and it had become a nightmare in new flesh and form. A virus destroyed everything they've known, now they cling to it and hope to learn the rules of survival in this blood stained world of shadows, the truth? None of them were really sure now. But, what does the Moon Demon Company have to do with the Ghouls of Anteiku?{Pre-Seraph II}
Crossover - Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール & Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,862 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K., Yuichiro H., Shinoa H.
Pillow Forts for the Soul by Titans R Us reviews
Slumped in the common room, sweaty and gross, it started simply with: "No offense guys, but right now I'd kill you all for a chocolate bar."
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/1/2016 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Pains of the past by Lilith Strome reviews
My new crossover! A huge thanks to CupcakeCannibal for helping to create a juicy plot with all the trimmings too ladies and gentlemen!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015
The Legend of Groose: The Sealed Pompadour by potatosaurusrex reviews
The Second Entry in the "Legend of Groose" series. Looking to save Zelda once again from the evil clutches of Demise, Groose sets out on a journey to recover eight pieces of the Triforce, bringing along the likes of Link, Ghirahim, and several others. Don't forget to read, review, and most importantly, enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Link, Fi, Ghirahim, Groose
Messed Rebirth by Huntress of Eclipse reviews
I was an inventor, and I do recall dying. But how in heavens did I get myself reborn into Shingeki no Kyojin world? Most of all, I'm born as THE crazy Titan lover! With the spirit of a researcher, I will find out the truth about the Titans! (SI as Hange) DISCONTINUED Check 'The Eater' for new SnK fanfic
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,855 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hange Z., Levi, OC
A Sovereign's Tears (ROLEPLAY) by Tsunami Arow reviews
The Queen of Japan has fallen, and the province has fallen into the hands of the humans. After meeting with the Progenitor council, they've decided to send the traitorous, dethroned Queen to Moscow, Russia and leave to the hands of the Second Progenitor. The King of Europe, namely Germany, is infuriated and has troubled thoughts of his own about the situation... The result is—?
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2016 - [Lest K., Krul T.] Ferid B. - Complete
Hyrule Warriors: The War Across The Ages by whitworth5274 reviews
When a love-struck witch wages war against Hyrule, no amount of dungeons can help stop them. Link, along with Impa, Zelda, and others must join forces through war, in both the past and present. This isn't the Legend of Zelda. This is Hyrule Warriors. Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,630 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Impa, Lana - Complete
Time's Trade by HolyMaiden24 reviews
Zelda is the hero and Link is the prince. Navi is gender swapped, and Sheik is replaced with someone you know- or you think you know. (Takes nods from the manga.) AU. COMPLETE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,482 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Link, Zelda, Navi, Dark Link - Complete
Tomorrow's Laughin' At Me by UnderdogHero reviews
Even though he's dealt with everything holding him back - well, maybe not EVERYTHING - Kyou doesn't think the rest of his "normal school life" will go as planned, especially when those jerks are still bothering his friends. Not to mention that letter he got one day - what's this about a circuit? "Tomorrow" series season 2, sequel to "Another Day, Tomorrow".
Cardfight!! Vanguard/CARDFIGHT!! ヴァンガード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Kyou Y., OC
Seraph of the End: Culmination by FlufflePufflePonies reviews
With the Shinoa Squad on the run and the moon demon company all but wiped out, the Hiragi Family has taken over much of Japan. Krul is on trial and Lest Karr has established dominance over the remaining Vampires, and the King of North America is soon to come to Japan. Can Shinoa Squad rescue Guren, Mirai and Krul before its too late? Will Contain YuuMika, Shinoa x Mitsuba and blood
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016
Text by Renchikara reviews
What if the Bleach characters all had phones? What kind of messages would they send to each other? No pairings but some ship tease! [Sister fic to Forbidden.] URGENT: Read the final chapter (even if you're new)!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,661 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., K. Urahara
Prince of the Morning Star by Heir of the void reviews
When a young man is cast into a ruined world inhabited by monsters and within the grasp of vampires, the only edge that might give him a chance to survive is strange magic granted to him by a maybe fallen angel. But though he finds a third group in the ashes of Japan, one descended from the Navy of his homeland and wielding the eldritch Ars Machina, humanity may yet fade away.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 8/22/2015
Adventure Gone Wrong by Lokiismylife reviews
Set pre-Thor. Thor and his friends sans Loki get captured while on Jotunheim, and Laufey is threatening to kill them. Loki goes to clean up Thor's mess, and in the process, ends up with a new family. Semi-good!Odin, Good!Laufey, and BAMF!Frigga and Farbauti. Starts out drama, turns to humor. READ THE END NOTES; THEY CONTAIN EXPLANATIONS!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Loki, King Laufey, Frigga - Complete
Lack of Sun by kinda-just-here reviews
In which Mika sparkles like a glittery fairy princess.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Yuichiro H., Mikaela H. - Complete
One Must Wonder by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
(post 2X01) When Mitsuba told the Hiragi family that Yuichiro Hyakuya was too much of an idiot to be a spy they didn't really believe her. After all, Hyakuya couldn't be that dumb if Guren has bothered this much with the boy. Then the background check finally comes in- "How can you get a ZERO on this test!" Needless to say, they're quickly reevaluating their opinion.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Yuichiro H., Shinya H., Kureto H. - Complete
A Krul Krul by ElephantLover66 reviews
Ferid risks his life to discover that Krul doesn't like puns. Not one bit. Oneshot. WARNING: LOTS OF PUNS.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Ferid B., Krul T. - Complete
The Feline, the Canine, and the Shadow Beast by Catwhiskers24 reviews
Twelve years old and named after Sera's long lost daughter, Lilly must be the strangest cat in all of Hyrule. When Beth and the other children disappear and a teenage boy returns as a wolf, Lilly is launched on an adventure of nine lifetimes. And to think, if sassy imps and wolf boys weren't enough, how'd she manage to befriend a mute shadow beast?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2015
One Missed Call by papalogia reviews
In a last ditch attempt to evade a relentless stalker in the wee hours of the morning, Lucy ducks into a phone booth with only enough change for one call and the intent to summon some help. Unfortunately, her finger slips and she misdials. The stranger she is connected to, however, may be of more assistance than what she had originally planned. AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Lucy H., Jackal]
The Adventures of Alyssa Williams…err… Stark by Katherine Michaela reviews
I am currently locked in a closet at a self proclaimed genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist's Malibu mansion. With said self proclaimed genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist. Why you ask? Because apparently he is my father and I am his daughter. Yes, my life is warped indeed. Meet Alyssa. and her life is now full of marvelous adventures.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 166,435 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P., OC - Complete
slept in last night's clothes and tomorrow's dreams by Huinari reviews
(somehow, despite being dropped in a different world with different monsters, it would be Hange who would do what she does best.) Or, Hange finds herself in a new world, and after a while she starts creeping people out again.
Crossover - Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 & Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Hange Z., Yuichiro H., Guren I., Kureto H. - Complete
The Therapist by Lokiismylife reviews
Months after the battle between Loki and the Avengers, Natalie McKenzie (OC) finds the god on her living room floor. Not recognizing him, she takes him in. That is, until Thor crashes through her window and grabs Loki, starting a chain of events that will change Loki and the Avengers for the better.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [OC, Loki] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Way of the Dragon by Hoprocker reviews
Never run from a fight. Always exact vengeance. Die with honor. This is the Way of the Dragon; the life Volga embraced after his own kin left him for dead. Multi-chaptered backstory, leading into the events of Hyrule Warriors.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Volga - Complete
Wizzro Ruins Everything by nootylicious reviews
One unassuming night at Cia's mansion, Wizzro notices that Cia has left the dinner table early. It decides to have a little fun, and consequently ruins everything for everyone.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Cia, Volga, Wizro
Where Do Vampires Come From? by AnimeWolfGirl9 reviews
One day, Mika asks Krul a very strange question; one that she wasn't quite ready to admit that she wasn't expecting.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Mikaela H., Krul T. - Complete
When Gold Bites Back by Booksnake3 reviews
AU: Everyone survives BOFA, but rebuilding a kingdom - especially one of renowned wealth - is trickier than it seems and there will always be those plotting to claim their share of treasure...or steal it. Is anywhere really safe? (Lots of evil plot building up to angst in later chapters, R&R!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,822 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Fíli, Legolas, Kíli, Tauriel
Twilight Twists by HolyMaiden24 reviews
Zelda gets stuck with Zant when they switch roles with Link and Midna... this ought to be fun. COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,521 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Zelda, Zant, Link, Midna - Complete
Forbidden by Renchikara reviews
A list of things we fans cannot do on Bleach. Just mere things we shouldn't say or do to the characters. Simple laws that must be followed, not to be broken under any circumstances. And if, by some miracle, they are broken, there is absolutely no reason why we should laugh. At all. Sounds easy enough, right? [Sister fic to Text.] [Accepting ideas from the audience!]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014
Dance with the Devil by Heart of PureSilver reviews
What would you do if a random red-eyed ninja guy suddenly appeared in your living room one day and threatened you with a butter knife? I thought I went crazy. It wasn't until later that I learned he was Madara Uchiha, the main antagonist of "Naruto". So why did I end up falling for him, even though I knew he would never so much as glance at me? M for language and implied themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,518 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Madara U., OC] - Complete
Skyward Swaps by HolyMaiden24 reviews
It's another Link and Zelda switching roles scenario but Ghirahim and Fi have switched roles too... the Goddesses were clearly bored one day. (inspired by a fan art I saw on tumblr.) COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,776 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Zelda, Ghirahim, Link, Fi - Complete
Another Day, Tomorrow by UnderdogHero reviews
It really wasn't that big a deal, now that he thought about it. Sure, he was off the team, but what did that matter? It's not like that was the end. Maybe now he had the chance to start over. And what better way then giving up Vanguard. For good. Part one of the "Tomorrow" series.
Cardfight!! Vanguard/CARDFIGHT!! ヴァンガード - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,526 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Kyou Y., OC - Complete
Only Spiders For Company by Booksnake3 reviews
As the Elves take them prisoner, one dwarf is left behind. Alone in the forest, lost and suffering from a spider bite, Kili has to find his way out, but dark things lurk in Mirkwood and without his brother, Kili finds himself in no little danger...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,963 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Fíli, Legolas, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Fractured by Xen Silver Quill reviews
"Most days, Zant could draw on the strength of those around him and find his way again. But today was not one of those days." [When the Usurper King falls apart, his master and partner may not be in time to pick up the pieces. Zant-centric. Team Villain.]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Ganondorf, Zant, Ghirahim - Complete
Smurf Passion: A Grimmjow Jeagerjaques love story and More by smashingxURxface reviews
Alternate Bleach Universe. A Grimmjow Jeagerjaques high school love story and more! Saya Minastuki has a crush on bad boy Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. Will she try to catch his attention? And how will he respond to it? Romance, intense gym class, awkward events in sociology class. Funny stuff. OCxGrimm tiny bit of RukiaxRenji Good for a laugh.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,489 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Grimmjow J., OC - Complete
How Family Should Behave by Skalidra reviews
Everyone fears something, and Aizen knows exactly what every 'something' is when it comes to the espada. All it takes is a small mistake to get your worst fears turned in on you, and Grimmjow screws up more than most. - Grimmjow-centric, canon universe. No pairings. Warnings for: hyperventilation, panic attacks, claustrophobia, mental torture, trauma, and self-injury.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
Outside of Court by Justicegirl66 reviews
30 short stories about what the Ace Attorney gang get up to outside of court. Set after DD
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W., Apollo J., Athena C.
Baby Brother by The Clockwork Monk reviews
A series of childhood flashbacks and conversations in the present involving Iroh and Ozai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Iroh, Ozai, Azulon, Kuzon
The secret Maria Hill wishes had stayed hidden by Katherine Michaela reviews
A one shot. The Avengers discover Maria Hill once was a teen pop star in Canada known as Robin Sparkles. (from How I Met Your Mother) was a request from mishkakikia96.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Fabulous Comes in All Sizes by increak96 reviews
...including the body of a four-year-old! Yup, Ghirahim's a little boy filled with energy and mischief, and Link has the coveted job of taking responsibility for EVERYTHING! This is gonna be fun... :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,382 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Ghirahim, Link, Groose, Zelda
The Real King by Nova Alexandria reviews
A night of passion between Grimmjow and Ichigo results in something Ichigo never expected to happen. A gift for BlackStorm. Dom Ichi! Anal, M/M, MPreg, COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 291,969 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] Dark Ichigo, Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Shenanigans by syyg reviews
The fifth division captain and vice captain are together romantically in secret. Mostly. But when a certain topic comes up, who will win the bet? Rating due to paranoia
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
A Party? by syyg reviews
One drunk, flirty captain plus one irritated vice captain equals some trouble.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
Baking Amends by SailorSun546 reviews
Post Game AU. The Skyloft council orders the now powerless Ghirahim to live with Batreaux, another ex-demon, for the safety of the human residents. To try and break the ice, Batreaux coerces Ghirahim into helping him prepare a cake for Zelda's upcoming birthday. Link steps in to help when it seems Ghirahim is too irritable and prideful to be of much use. Friendship/Bonding.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Ghirahim, Batreaux, Link, Zelda - Complete
Skyward Sword Winter Writing Challenge by SailorSun546 reviews
Post-game AU. Ghirahim has been stripped of his powers, and forced to live as a mortal in Skyloft. Link and Zelda are trying to help him adapt, much to the ex-demon's dismay. Each chapter is based on the day's theme. Implied multi-shipping. I will specify relationship at the top of each chapter, so you can skip your NOTPs if you so desire. There is some continuity between chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Ghirahim, Link
Unintentional Eavesdrop by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
While Nnoitra is heading to his room he stumbles upon a disturbing conversation, whom he recognizes as Nel and Gin's voices. And no matter how suggestive the conversation gets he can't seem to bring himself to turn away. Poor Nnoitra is in for a surprise.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel, G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Negative Effects of Sake on the Socks of Byakuya Kuchiki by Midnight Soliloquy reviews
In which Byakuya's zanpakuto suffers the consequences of his naivety, Renji is a voice of surprising wisdom, socks are viciously abused, and Byakuya feels he may never be clean again.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Byakuya K., Senbonzakura - Complete
To Save A Soul by 2l8k reviews
After the first battles in Karakura, an Arrancar is brought to the Soul Society for healing. This is his story. *Warning* Later chapters will contain spanking.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Yylfordt G.
An Inspector Calls Who REALLY did it? by Kira1399 reviews
Okay, we're doing this in English, and my friend and I thought of doing this with a twist. Don't come here if you really like Sheila. Rated K for death. Dedicated to my friend Celine.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
We Are Espada by Aaroniero Arruruie reviews
The Espada have aided in the destruction of Aizen. Aaroniero nearly died in the battle, and the only links to the the old espada are himself and Cirucci. When Aizen created the Espada, he had to eliminate the originals. Now the Former Cero has returned.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Aaroniero A., Cirucci T.
Stay by Spring Zephyr reviews
When a person is upset, it helps to stay. Even if you don't know what you're doing. Short Kyou and Team Avengers.
Cardfight!! Vanguard/CARDFIGHT!! ヴァンガード - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Sick With Anger by increak96 reviews
...or something of the like. Ghirahim is sick, and it's hard to stalk a pesky skychild when you have the sniffles. But what happens when Link finds out? Can the goodhearted hero leave Ghirahim to suffer alone? I think not! Revised 10/22/15.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Shiro writes an essay by TealEyedBeing reviews
...on how to pick up a fork. Warnings/Disclaimer inside. Obvious Warning: Pointless. Written for a friend as an inside joke. It's also really short xD enjoy our pointless humor?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Dark Ichigo - Complete
Fanfiction of The Real King by Mo Minxe reviews
Taking place in the world of Nova Alexandria's "The Real King." Szayel is severely disturbed after Hollow Ichigo's abuse, and Ichigo is there to comfort him. Fluff, rated T for mention of rape/torture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Sing Record Run by Shirotensaki14 reviews
Our group of well known Espada and some of their fraccions goes to the World of the Living! Down there, they are faced with their biggest ordeal. At least some of them. Singing! Their true voice appears! T for little bit of swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Espada, Arrancar - Complete
Healing by Selena Estella reviews
Ilforte was injured and Szayel healed him. That much we know. But what happened? What did that scene look like? MY take on how Szayel helped his brother, with how I view their relationship to have been. Not slash. A bit of blood mentioned. Please R&R!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Szayelaporro G., Yylfordt G. - Complete
The Lesser Seen Spoon by ValentineRevenge reviews
One-shot collections of the lesser seen side of Nnoitra. Nnoitra X Tesla and Nnoitra X Szayel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G.
Hueco Mundo's Advice Column by Totoromo reviews
Hueco Mundo has a newsletter and Nnoitra is forced to be a columnist. He runs an advice column with a guest, answering your questions. A little bit of crack for fun. This week: Szayel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., C. Stark, Szayelaporro G.
HuecoSeireitei Times Advice Column by Demonic-Kat reviews
We arrancars and Shinigami are being forced to create an advice column for all you readers out there. Feel free to send in questions, we get two new guests every issue, and it's worth it to see the Hollows/Captains squirm. Hehehehe. -Chief Editor N
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Ggio V., Suì-Fēng
Silver Devil by Gazooki reviews
Grimmjow's Fraccion prove to be more powerful than they seem, surviving their initial attack on Karakura Town, while Arturo Plateado slowly climbs the ranks of the Espada. How will this affect the outcome of the Winter War?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010
Brother Mine by Arathe reviews
Iroh discovers his baby brother creeping around the palace late one night.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Iroh, Ozai - Complete
Family Matters by Mean Faol Banrigh reviews
this is a crack series about aizen, gin, and the 'kids' a.k.a the lil espada Rating changed due to Nnoitora's angry language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru
Cheshire Smile by RandomHatTheif reviews
Nnoitra keeps lying to himself that he most certainly does not miss Nelliel. What realization will he come to?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Nikoto is a very mischievous arrancar. She's a prankster and her pranks always turn out well but she makes a big mistake when she tries to get back at Avirama -better than it sounds Oh and for the sake of this fic, Findor doesnt have his full mask on-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Findor C., Ggio V. - Complete
Blue Sprinkles by ShySlasher reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Orihime and Szayel were to cook for the Espada togather? Well, that's the main point of this one-shot story! Rated T for bad language mostly from Grimmjow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
Gummy Worms by CyanydeLollipop reviews
What happens when Tesla insults a rather sensitive gummy-worm hating Ilforte? No pairings, no yaoi, lots of crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tesra L., Yylfordt G. - Complete
Tell Me, My Friend, Your Reasons For War by Moon Rei reviews
When an old friend came calling, Aizen bares his heart and reveals his true reasons for waging war on Soul Society. A misunderstood Aizen gets explained.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Mein Gedächtnis by pretense reviews
AU. GrimmUlqui. With an unknown person suddenly appearing in his dreams, long-forgotten memories resurface... Will it be for better or for worse? COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sick by Yoshitaka reviews
Ichigo gets curious as to why Grimmjow hadn't bothered him or complained about his homework and has and interesting surprise. Rated T just for swearing even though it's not much
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Nightingale by nashi-hime reviews
Tesla is sick, so who will take care of him? Rated for mild language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Unforeseen Complications by flowerofsin reviews
Mild spoilers for the 'Turn Back the Pendulum' arc of the manga. When absolute hypnosis goes absolutely wrong. Pairing: Shinji/Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
Do not underestimate the power of Emo by closedofHeart reviews
When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Emo power by closedofHeart reviews
Stuck in a cell with Ulquiorra, Orihime tries a little bribery, to make the espada do something funny. A bit OOC, R&R, are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Annoying Aquaintances by saucykate reviews
[Aizen, Urahara][Spoilers for anime episode 111] Sequel to my fic 'Surprise Visitor'. Drinking with people you hate can often lead to mental anguish.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - S. Aizen, K. Urahara - Complete
Greetings from Hueco Mundo by Deathberry15 reviews
“My patience has a limit, Orihime.” If you don’t mind, Aizen sama, Orihime san would like to test that. Kind of parallel to Coming Undone, tho AU and thoroughly random. The real adventures of Inoue Orihime in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
How A 7 Year Old Helped Save Middle Earth by Music is my Muse reviews
COMPLETE As dumb as the title sounds, it just about summarizes the story. Epilogue IV up IT'S DONE! NO MORE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Gandalf, Haldir - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
The Elf Children Series by mayetra reviews
The ongoing tales of Haldir, Orophin, Rumil, Legolas, Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir as children. Written for my son so some canon has been suspended or twisted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003