Author has written 4 stories for Hunger Games, Titanic, Harry Potter, and Sarah Jane Adventures.
Hey, this is SheWhoMustNotBeNamed99. I hope you like the stories I've written, there not that good, okay, they're terrible, but I try my best. I hope you like them :)
Here are some things about me
Favourite Harry Potter Book: It's a really hard choice! Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows!
Least Favourite Harry Potter Book: They're all so good! None!
Favourite Harry Potter Film: Deathly Hallows Part 2 or Goblet of Fire
Least Favourite Harry Potter Film: Half-Blood Prince, I think the film missed out too much.
Favourite Harry Potter Character: Fred and George!!! I love all the characters! (Except Umbridge)
Least Favourite Harry Potter Character: Umbridge, no doubt.
Harry Potter Ships: She wrote it, I ship it! (Basically, I ship everything canon)
Harry Potter (My all time favourite fandom since I was little)
Divergent (I have gone into deep depression after reading that!)
The Hunger Games (Death- Yay?)
The Fault in our Stars (I practically died reading this)
The Morganville Vampires (I had an unhealthy obsession with this for a while...)
Confessions of Georgia Nicholson (It's just so totally random)
The Mortal Instruments (I didn't like this at first, but now it's just amazing)
Percy Jackson (The films so far are nothing like the books! Its so annoying)
Twilight (to be honest, its not one of my favourites, I've just read it a few times)
Now You See Me
10 Things I Hate About You
Little Miss Sunshine
Hanzel & Gretel
John Tucker Must Die
Grown ups 1 & 2
Favourite TV Programmes:
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
How I Met Your Mother
The Sarah-Jane Adventures
Buffy:The Vampire Slayer
CSI: New York
J K Rowling
Favourite FanFicton Authors:
Harry Potter: James & Lily
Twilight: Jasper & Alice
Hunger Games: Cato & Clove
Morganville: Myrnin & Jesse
Doctor Who: Rory & Amy
Sherlock: Sherlock & Molly
Buffy: Xander & Anya
Titanic: Jack & Rose
10 Things I Hate About You: Patrick & Kat
Pitch Perfect: Jesse & Beca
John Tucker Must Die: Scott & Kate
WildChild: Freddie & Poppy
Confessions of Georgia Nicholson: Dave & Georgia
How I Met Your Mother: Marshall & Lily
Divergent: Zeke & Shauna
TFioS: Gus & Hazel
Avengers: Hawkeye/Clint & Black Widow/Natasha
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D: Fitz & Jemma
The Mortal Instruments: Alec & Magnus
SJA: Luke & Maria
Now You See Me: Daniel & Henley
NCIS: Tim & Abby
Primeval: Connor & Abby
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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Good Friend VS Best Friend
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!" lol
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
Our Time Lord Who Art In Tardis
The Doctor Be Thy Name
The Silence Come and Demons Run
On Earth as it is was in Gallifrey
Save us this Day From the Weeping Angels
And Prevent Cybermen from Upgrading All of Us
As We Prevent Sontarans from Conquering the Planet
Lead us Not Into The Vashta Nerada
But Deliver Us From Daleks
For Thine is the Tardis
The Bow Ties
And the Fezzes
Forever and Ever
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."
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1) Fred Weasley
2) George Weasley
3) Nymphadora Tonks
5) Ginny Weasley
6) Angelina Johnson
7) Katie Bell
8) Teddy Lupin
9) Bellatrix Lestrange
10) Oliver Wood
11) Andromeda Tonks
12) Molly Weasley
Question 1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
Angelina/Andromeda? No, doesn't really seem like a popular ship...
Question 2. Do you think four is hot?
Question 3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Molly got Teddy pregnant... considering Molly is like 50 years older than Teddy, I don't really think it would work out...
Question 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Bellatrix, sure, there's loads, I personally love ones about the Black sisters.
Question 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Question 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ginny/Bellatrix or Ginny/Oliver, I would have to go for Ginny and Oliver cos Bellatrix tried to kill Ginny etc, and they're closer in age.
Question 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
Question 8.Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Fred/Teddy, I seriously doubt it...
Question 9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Question 10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
George/Dobby/Ginny. No, I would not write this.
Question 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Teddy, Idk what song, but something about being alone or losing someone.
Question 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Fred/Angelina/Molly... Warning: Femslash, Incest and Non-canon pairings.
Question 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ginny? About and hour ago.
Question 14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Fred and Katie are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix runs off with Lee. Fred, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Andromeda, and a brief unhappy affair with Molly, then follows the wise advise of Ginny and finds true love with Tonks.
Well... this would be... interesting
Question 15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Tonks and Katie, idk, maybe...
Question 16.How would 9 react if 11 died?
Bellatrix if Andromeda died. Probably laugh it off, but be sad inside that she never made up with her sister.
Question 17. Who would most likely not join the Order of the Phoenix, 3, 6, 9, or 10?
Tonks, Angelina, Bellatrix, or Oliver? Bellatrix, as she is a death-eater.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome wearwolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his arse kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring
Does anyone ever wonder about Voldielocks' shoes? I mean, in the movies he's always barefoot but what if he steps on glass or something? He's got to have shoes somewhere, right? Then again, I can't imagine Voldemort going around trying to destroy the world wearing trainers or something like that...
Post this if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army.
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