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20 Reasons Why Edward Cullen just can't be Real!
by Lion.Lovin.Lamb reviews
Basically what is says on the tin. A little humor list I wrote during a moment of writers block. It's sad but true, a list that confirms that Edward C is actually just a figment of Stephanie Meyers Imagination. Could possibly be part of a series? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
No, he wouldn't
by Lady.Maud.from.Catsburg reviews
Reneesme has grown up, and knows about imprinting. Now, it's bonding time for Nessie & Jacob. Will Edward be okay with it? Rated Kplus just to be sure. Post-BD, obviously :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
My Girfriend Wishes I Were Edward Cullen
by Sailorprinzess reviews
One-Shot A boyfriend explains why he is a better match for his girlfriend rather than Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Brother For Sale
by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete