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Joined 08-11-03, id: 437368, Profile Updated: 05-19-09
Author has written 29 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Buffy X-overs, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Gilmore Girls, SWAT, Smallville, West Wing, Boy Meets World, Firefly, Stargate: SG-1, American Pie, Veronica Mars, Gossip Girl, and Supernatural.

Okay. I've been told I need to put one of these things up here, so here goes. I write, increasingly, crossover fic. I'm a Xander-fan, and most of my stories will likely be Xander-Centric, but I do try not to make him, you know, perfect. I don't know how often I succeed. Uh... what else. Oh yeah, I co-authored the "Bombs and Souls" Series (linked in Fave Stories) with Drake Tepes(linked in Fave Authors).

If you'd like easy access to my entire Coffee series (crossing over with Gilmore Girls, Smallville, West Wing, Stargate, SG-1, Boy Meets World, Gossip Girl, House, the American Pie movies and Veronica Mars), check out the Coffee Series listing over at Twisting the Hellmouth.

I've also got me a LiveJournal where I post all of my stories. It's a lot more current (and I post drabbles and mini-fic there that doesn't go anywhere else).


Also, due to ff.net cracking down on fics with song lyrics, I'm pulling those fics from this archive. I'll soon be posting them to my LJ (see above for link). Sorry for the inconvenience, but I'd really rather not have my account nuked.

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Matryoshka by Mad Minute reviews
Interregnum between Season 3 and 4. Xander's 'journey of discovery' took an unexpected turn. In the meantime, the Scoobies have made new friends and new enemies... but which is which? Chapter 16 NEW as of Apr 26, '09.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,091 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Xander H.
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
The Demonchasers by selkie reviews
Buffy Stargate Just because Xander is gone from Sunnydale doesn't mean that his life is exactly normal.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,641 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Complete
Murphy's Law by rabid squirrel reviews
Alternative version of Season 7. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, Armageddon rears its ugly head. Absolutely No Spuffyness...ultimately BX. Chapter 24 uploaded yes, I'm still alive!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 154,434 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Buffy S., Xander H.
Second Life by Nodakskip reviews
Xander and Cordelia find out that life after high school is not going to be easy sans the Hellmouth.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 183,862 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
100 Slayers by D-Tepes reviews
A blackout strikes the Cleveland Slayer School as Xander and a mystery woman board an elevator. The next day she's gone. Can Xander find her again?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Xander H., Willow R.
In the Phoenix's Eyes by Kandice reviews
After Tabula Rasa, and in the midst of great confusion, Xander leaves on his own adventure when he learns of an extended family in England. Meanwhile, Tara answers to her father and returns to the family that she had left so many years ago. (HPBtVS)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,308 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003
What The Hellmouth Happened? by mkcrl120 reviews
Alternate take on the Wishverse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,652 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
Living History by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 234,243 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Bridges by Tassos reviews
Crossover with Stargate: Xander's real family challenge. After the collapse of Sunnydale, Jack gets a call about a woman he knew over twenty years ago. . . and the son he didn't know he had.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,764 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - J. O'Neill, Xander H. - Complete
Sleeper by Booster1 reviews
Xander Harris never thought he’d end up in a place like this, and certainly not with Faith. When the past comes crashing back into his life, what future will he have left?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Xander H., Faith L.
Contrite Spirits by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
Faith and Xander are waiting for a newly discovered Slayer at the Basilica of Ste-Anne-de-Beaupre and find answers to questions they were afraid to ask. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Roads Less Traveled by Casix Thistlebane reviews
Several months after the events of “Chosen”, the Scooby Gang has managed to set up the rudimentary beginnings of a slayer institute in Cleveland, OH. Only problem is, they’re going to need some more students . . . .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,817 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Xander H., Dawn S.
Harry Potter and the Key of Dagon by Don Sample reviews
COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 187,125 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Of Bombs And Souls by D-Tepes reviews
Sequel to 'About That Bomb' and 'But He Has A Soul'... Xander deals with the fallout of being such a stud.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Xander H., Dawn S.
Romeo Lost by Shawn Knight reviews
*Act I Revised* AU S3. Buffy left, new players arrive, rules change, and the game begins anew. But, for Xander, losing the battle might be worse than winning the war. Crossovers Abound!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,347 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 3/24/2003
But He Has A Soul by D-Tepes reviews
Companion to 'About That Bomb', showing what is happening in Sunnydale during 'About That Bomb'
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
About That Bomb by D-Tepes reviews
A very odd day in LA... post 'Orpheus,' with Xander having gone with Willow.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Xander H., Faith L.
Whisper by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
COMPLETE. One lone demon is inspiring the population Sunnydale to commit suicide in public. One Scooby knows how to stop it, if he can remember or accept the past. Scooby friendship, no romantic ships. Xander-centric mystery with ensemble support.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,213 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by lwbush reviews
Sixth season Stories and theories are like belly buttons. Just about everyone has one. Here's mine. A/X and B/X. Xander's POV. Rating changed due to some language in chapter four.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2001 - Published: 7/12/2001 - Xander H., Buffy S.
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Thirteen Days reviews
Xander and some other people in a mall. There are lots of Zombies, too. Rated for violence/gore/adult content
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Xander H., Dawn S., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Visitation reviews
Dudley's home for the summer and gets an unexpected visitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Central Park Coffee reviews
9th in the Coffee Series. The Scooby gang heads to New York to talk to a new Slayer - and to meet some of Xander's extended family.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
I Play My Part You Play Your Game reviews
Lucy Lane comes back to Smallville, and she’s not alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,227 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
From Here to Serenity reviews
Buffy’s fall through Glory’s portal took her somewhere nobody had ever imagined. Now, it’s up to Willow and Xander to get her back.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,559 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005
Property Of reviews
Dawn, Willow and Xander settle a bet
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Xander H., Dawn S.
Getting It reviews
Xander thinks he understands, and he's positive Angel doesn't.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
The Bounty reviews
A famous bounty hunter comes to play in the Firefly 'verse
Crossover - Star Wars & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Boba Fett - Complete
Cousinly Coffee Capers reviews
The Scoobies head to Neptune, California to help Riley with his cousin. 7th in the Coffee Series
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Mac - Complete
Turn Your Head and Coffee reviews
8th in the Coffee series. Scoobies head to New Jersey to find a slayer who’s been hospitalized.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Airport Coffee Shop reviews
The Scoobies have a latenight layover in Chicago, and meet a face that’s a little too familiar. Sixth in the Coffee Series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & American Pie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Clandestine Colorado Coffee reviews
Fifth in the Coffee series. The Scoobies head west…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
More Than A Calling reviews
Xander left Sunnydale after “The Freshman” on good terms with everyone. Sunnydale has now just fallen into the Earth, and the Sunnydale crew heads to Los Angeles to mooch off of Angel’s hotel.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & SWAT - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,752 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Xander H.
Bikini Faith and Her Cyborg Gorillas Take On the RIAA reviews
Just like the title says: Bikini Faith and her Cyborg Gorillas Take On the RIAA. Oh, and Andrew's along for the ride.Expect insanity.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Faith L., Andrew - Complete
From Time to Time reviews
Xander has a big day at his new job
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
The Boomstick Cometh reviews
Xander's sent to rescue a guy who's important to the future.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
False Smiles reviews
Faith and Xander had sex during the Zeppo. Is there a baby on the way? COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,823 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Boy, Thats Some Good Coffee reviews
The Scoobies head to Philadelphia, see someone they didn’t expect, and find themselves less than welcome. Fourth in the Coffee Series
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
Cold Coffee and Old Memories reviews
Third in the Coffee series. The Scoobies head to Washington, D.C…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Jed B. - Complete
Cornfields, Coffee and Conciliation reviews
Sequel to Three Coffee's and a Destiny to Go. Their travels continue... Second story in the Coffee series
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Falling to Pieces reviews
Post Chosen. Xander's love life is uncertain. R&R please
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Xander H., Willow R. - Complete
Destiny's Choice reviews
The sequel to Knight's Chosen. New threats and new faces come to Sunnydale. How will the Scoobies deal? R&R please. COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,952 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Questions: An Idiotic Interlude reviews
Set just after Idiots Forever. Andrew has a question for the gang.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Five Years and One Hug: An Anniversary Story reviews
AU world where Buffy and Joyce didn't die, and Buffy and Xander are married. Today is the five year anniversary... but of what?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Three Coffees and a Destiny to Go reviews
Willow, Xander and Buffy are driving around finding new Slayers. They stop at a little town in Connecticut. . . First in the Coffee Series
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Complete
Idiots Forever reviews
A sequel to Idiots In Love. Three years later. Please R&R
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
The Prom Revisited reviews
What if Anya hadn't asked Xander to the Prom? What might have happened then? Please R&R
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Knight's Chosen reviews
Xander comes back from his road trip exactly the same as he always was. Only not. Plz R&R COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,804 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Idiots in Love reviews
Dawn's POV as she plots to get Buffy and Xander together. Plz R&R
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete