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Joined 11-21-12, id: 4374066, Profile Updated: 02-02-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello Mortals! Welcome to my profile! Glad you're here! Unless you are a stalker. Meh. Even then. Stalk away, my friends!

About me: I'm crazy. I am disorganized. I have good memory. I love food. I am smart. I believe that true writing is not about grammar and spelling, but imagination and letting your voice shine through. I loved writing ever since I had picked up a pen. It was love at first scribble! (;


MY HP PAIRINGS:

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Scorpius/Rose pairings! I think they are meant to be together! I also like Draco/Hermione (guilty pleasure), James/Lily, and Hermione/Ron.


Recently, JKR has admitted that she regrets putting Ron and Hermione together, and that Hermione should have ended up with Harry. A very comprehensive and reasonable essay written to show why the two would not have worked, and how Ron is better suited to Hermione than Harry.

http://www.hp-lexicon.org/essays/essay-hh-suited.html


I'm rather canon, but I will sometimes dabble in AU fanfiction.

Attention! I have a new Avengers account called Asynonymous. It's dedicated to the Avengers and I will be writing stories. If you are interested, then you can check them out here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5009882/. Thank you!

And without further ado, here are my stories!


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Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6833 - Favs: 9,367 - Follows: 12,410 - Updated: 20h - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 7,348 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13281 - Favs: 16,892 - Follows: 15,869 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7185 - Favs: 6,543 - Follows: 7,588 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel fic. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their llow the Golden Trio as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,749 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 4,450 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3841 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 7,437 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others that went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 7,668 - Follows: 8,830 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Prongslet by Japanime1 reviews
3-year-old Harry Potter, a rare and powerful Elemental Wizard, is abused by the Dursley’s and is taken to be raised by his Godfather Sirius and Remus. I know this has been done before, but I believe this one to be quite unique.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,236 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
It's Always an Uphill Battle by Yankeefan26 reviews
Rose Weasley hated Scorpius Malfoy with every fiber of her being. Scorpius loved the thrill of seeing her annoyed. After seven years have they had enough of the bickering? The past does not dictate their future, but no matter who they're up against it's always an uphill battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,183 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Don't Pull a Potter by xoxlollipopxox reviews
"Good luck and Don't Pull a Potter!"- that's what they all say to each other before a major exam, before a Quidditch match, before anything important really. Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, some expected him to be powerful, some smart, some noble, some arrogant, some even expected him to be Dark. But not this... no, definitely not this. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Trial by hpmadness reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has been accused of cold-blooded murder and Rose is involved in the trial for his life. As she digs deeper the case only gets murkier and the emotions she has shied away for so long rise dangerously close to the surface. Can she save him? More importantly, can her heart survive unscathed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,106 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Birthday Present by GraeLiars reviews
Rose Weasley's birthday is on it's way to being fabulously uneventful until one Scorpius Malfoy decides to give her an innocent last minute gift that may not be as last minute or innocent as it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,158 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Ignite by Slide reviews
A mysterious illness leaving a mere handful of uninfected. A school in quarantine, isolated from the outside world. Danger on all sides, striking seemingly at random. And, at the heart of it all, Scorpius Malfoy, the only man to believe this is a part of a wider, dangerous plot. Part 1 of the Stygian Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 199,673 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Seven Reasons Why by halcyon calamity reviews
When Scorpius received a mysterious little white book, he never expected to learn about Rose Weasley, the girl who disappeared halfway through Seventh Year - or fall in love with her. Read with Scorpius about the seven people who broke her... and if she can still be fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 5,645 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Girl Behind the Curtain by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Roleplay by Night Dawn reviews
They're both marionettes, puppets on society's stage. Can they save each other? Rose/Scorpius if you squint
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Insidious Love Seat by AMessofPickles reviews
There was a red velvet love seat located in the Burrow that told the future for any couple that sat on it. If the couple was suited for each other, the love seat started to shrink so that the pair was nearly sitting on top of each other—until they kissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Love from Rosie by mellarkable5678 reviews
A inkling of letters from Rose Weasley to her family. Rose/Scorpius in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Lifetime of Halloweens by writergal24 reviews
You know how this is going to end. Badly, that is. You know that you'll get to the end of this story, and find that, on their last Halloween, they die. But Halloween wasn't always a bad thing in James and Lily's lives. Sometimes, it was actually pretty good. JamesxLily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/31/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sweater Category by lunarox26 reviews
Molly Weasley has knitted sweaters for 26 children over the years. They've all fit into a category. Everyone except Scorpius Malfoy... Quick oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Resemblance by Batman is sexy reviews
As she listens to Rose, Hermione can't help but find a little resemblance in their stories. Light Scorose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
A Game of Secrets by frostykitten reviews
Having not achieved anything great with herself after Hogwarts, Rose is something of a disappointment to her overachieving family. Her only consolation is that they don't know the half of it. Rose has several secrets that could ruin her family forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,169 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Past Revisited, Mistakes Revised by hpmadness reviews
Scorpius and Rose are young, carefree and very much in love. When an ancient tradition threatens to come in their way Draco and Hermione step in to tell the tale of their love and loss. DH and Epilogue compliant, only tweaking the 19 years in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Change of Heart by WingardiumLeviosa86 reviews
James is Head Boy. Lily is Head Girl. Suddenly James is different and Lily is very confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Who Knew? by fullmetalgrigori reviews
"If someone had told Ron Weasley in first year that he would end up marrying Hermione Granger, he would have punched them in the face." Various pairings throughout their Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
He Never Told Her That He Loved Her by AClassicExampleOfAnOnlyChild reviews
Ginny contemplates on why Draco Malfoy never tells his wife that he loves her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 4,368 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Maybe It Could Have Changed Things by TazFromStarship reviews
He loved her. She used him. She was his reason to wake up. He was her nerd to use when she needed help. What if he had told her he loved her? Maybe it could have changed things. Rose/Scorpius one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
He did not have to by Eveil Woman reviews
One year after the final battle Harry took off unknownly leaving Ginny expecting his child, fourteen years later he returns to find Ginny moved on quite easy, and that Draco is the man his daughter lovingly calls daddy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,940 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
What She Hates by crashthrough reviews
Rose Weasley just wants to be something, anything. She's not being insecure or desperate, it's just a well-known fact. This is something she's always known, something that she'll be forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Signs He Likes You by ever afters reviews
I, Rose Nymohadora Weasley, shall help you distinguish whether he likes you or not. Muhaha. I just made your life easier, didn't I?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
If She Were Here by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose would have loved to see this. He felt a pang as he thought that, but knew it to be true. If she were here right now she'd be laughing one of her belly laughs and helping him tell the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Four Hours by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He was four hours late and she was worried. Did he pick up an extra shift at work? Or was he killed, raped, or something just as bad? And then he came home and practically told her she didn't have a right to care. And that was the final straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Birthday Notes by ever afters reviews
Every girl has her bestfriend, boyfriend, and true love. But you're really lucky if they're all the same person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Romeo's Solution by Lady Drama reviews
"Now, this is really not what it looks like, James." "Really?" "Really. We were not kissing. And Scorpius did not just squeak." "Did you happen to lose something in his mouth? Must have been valuable, considering how hard he was helping you look for it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Gangland by Bloody Fox reviews
Harry was exactly what Petunia and Vernon had said, a criminal. Vastly AU. M for language. Crack-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P.
Winning Doesn't Always Come With A Trophy by Can'tGetEnoughPotter reviews
Rose isn't the best at playing 'spoons,' a muggle game Lily taught her. But, she has a chance to redeem herself when she picks random person from the courtyard to play with her. Easy enough, right? Well...Scorpius Malfoy isn't exactly what you call easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Words by MischiefManaged007 reviews
"This, is not just a word. This, is the word. This is my every fear encapsulated in one word." Ron and his family help Hermione deal with the word carved on her arm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
On Weddings by ink-stained dreams reviews
"Don't worry, I have something much more exciting in mind." She raised her eyebrows expectantly. "We're going to tell our parents." / In which Scorpius and Rose get married. kind-of sequel to Of Ferrets and Weasles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 449 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Of Ferrets and Weasles by ink-stained dreams reviews
"So it's agreed, then? When the time comes, we run for our lives?" "Pretty much." "…right." Scorpius/Rose oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Password by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
There wasn't a password to train compartments on the Hogwarts Express until Rose decided to make one up. Scorpius/Rose oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
How To Use and Not Use Pickup Lines by fullmetalgrigori reviews
James attempts to woo Lily with pick-up lines. As expected, they don't work. A collection of pick-up lines, none of them are dirty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wand Stealer by teenage.tradgedy reviews
ONESHOT. James Potter has stolen Lily Evans' wand, and will only give it back on one condition. A Date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/11/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sullen Fate by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU Darkly Treacherous: What happens when Harry is captured by the Light side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
And fate works in funny ways sometimes by over-rehearsed reviews
Hey Rose, do you believe in happy endings?- Scorrose- freeverse- for Jenny & others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Dear J, with love, L by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
When Dumbledore assigns all the seventh years pen-pals to promote interhouse unity, will Lily and James realize that they should take the written advice given to them and get together? And why is it that their written counterparts can empathize so well?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,561 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Don't Tell Dad I'm Dating A Malfoy by Fairy Roses reviews
Scorpius asks Rose out on a date but the boys in her family will do anything to keep the two of them apart. After encouragement from Lily, however, Rose takes a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8018 - Favs: 14,934 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Origins of Betty by Rizzle reviews
Draco, Harry and Ron at the Maternity Ward of St Mungos. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
How was it for you? by Laurielove reviews
A short conversation based on life in the Granger/Weasley household as I imagine it. M rating. WARNING - DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A FAN OF RON AND HERMIONE! Bit of silly drivvle really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dad by Rizzle reviews
D/Hr themed, though Hermione does not feature here. This is Draco and Hermione's 16 year old's daughter's candid take on her eccentric father, warts and all. First person POV. Old fic, new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Harry by Rizzle reviews
By Draco Malfoy. Slashy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Uniniatiated's Guide to HP Fanfiction by Fitful reviews
A Guide to Reading Harry Potter Fanfiction. I had it on one of my live journals but apparently no one ever read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Off Limits by LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Only An Hour by elibdally1 reviews
A 5-year-old Draco tries to buy his father's time... Sad but True!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 460 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 572 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dora's Little Question by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? [Marauders' Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 576 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 163 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by wargear reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 172 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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A New Game reviews
Harry is tired of playing another's game, so he creates his own. A game where he has power, freedom, and an actual chance of victory. Independent Harry. Post- OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P.
Another Sunrise reviews
Meet Rose Weasley, the co-owner of one of Wizarding Britain's wildly successful, one-and-only Sunrise Cafe. Unfortunately for her, that's not her only title. She's also known as the Most Brilliant Witch of her Generation, the Weasley Failure, and most surprisingly, the boss of Scorpius Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy fortune. T for Terrifyingly fun to write and (hopefully) to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Avada Me Now! reviews
It's Rose Weasley's final year, and changes are all around her. At least she can depend on her hate/hate relationship with Scorpius Malfoy... Right? New and Improved!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Amore e Odio reviews
Rose and Albus are Aurors. Good ones. That's why it's strange that during a simple mission, Al is hit by a stray curse that puts him in a coma. Now Rose is in need of a new partner. And guess who it is? Hint: Al's ex-best friend and the person she hates yet has a long, sickeningly complicated history with. Malfoy makes another unwanted appearance. And he hasn't changed one at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
5 Things reviews
The HP Characters reveal the 5 things that make them who they are now. Rated T because the little ones and grannies will be horrified at the language. Starts with James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo, Fred, Roxanne, Victoire, Dominique, Molly, Lucy, Scorpius, Teddy, onto whoever else I want to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Why I Hated You reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hated Scorpius Malfoy. New and Improved! One-shot still. Kind of long for a one-shot though. Whatever. Enjoy! T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Why I Hated You (old Version) reviews
Rose explains exactly why she hated Scorpius Malfoy. One-shot. Surprising twist at the end. My first time! Please give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Meadow's Meaning reviews
There was a meadow, with beautiful flowers and bubbling brooks. The meadow had little animals running around, frolicking in the picturesque beauty. But the Meadow is more than that: it is a part of a family. The Weasley's and Potter family. It has witnessed some of the most important of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Finally Falling reviews
It's Rose's final year. To no one's surprise, she and Scorpius Malfoy are Head boy and Girl. Rose's life seems perfect. She has a steady boyfriend, amazing friends, and perfect grades. Well, in reality, her cousin hates her, her boyfriend is a jerk, and there's a gang thats targeting the children of ex-death eaters. Oh, and those pesky feelings for Scorpius. Oh, this would be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Frozen Flames reviews
She was fire. He was ice. Fire burns Ice, and Ice freezes Fire. Individually, they are strong. Together, they are unstoppable. Poem. Please read and review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.