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Joined 11-21-12, id: 4375058, Profile Updated: 08-07-17
Author has written 21 stories for Avengers, Hobbit, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Avatar, Lord of the Rings, and Phantom of the Opera.

Pen Name: SkywardWriter

Aliases: Sky, Weirdo, Jay, You with the head!, Monkey, Monkey butt, Crazy-face, The Awesome Weirdo!, Jerk, Jerk-face, and (finally) I thought you were dead!(do some of these even count? And if they don't, who cares?)

Gender: Why do you care?

Age: That is classified information.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing games, watching movies or YouTube, being insanely random then eating a piece of cake or brownies, making chocolate chip pancakes and giving my brother the ones that got burned.

Favorite Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Hetalia, Black Butler, Trinity Blood, Fruits Basket, Sword Art Online, Seven Deadly Sins, Inuyasha

Favorite Games: Ratchet and Clank series, Portal series, Legend of Zelda series, Legend of Spyro series, Tron: Evolution, The Darkness, Undertale, Elder Scrolls series

Favorite Movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Batman Dark Knight/Dark Knight Rises, Avengers, Thor, Ironman, Captain America, Star Trek: Into Darkness, Doctor Strange

Favorite Shows: Invader Zim, Avatar: Last Airbender, Doctor Who, American Dragon, Torchwood, Being Human(UK), Tron: Uprising, Sherlock(BBC), Merlin, Daredevil, Firefly, Gargoyles

Rules of reviews: Do not flame unless absolutely necessary! If someone has already pointed out a typo or something silmilar more than three times, take the time to find something else to tell me! Please and thank you!

Recent News: I'm back, baby! I can't guarantee a schedule for updates, but I sure as hell will try.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect pencils/pens off the ground like pennies.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm Part of the 9% I don't kill people except in stories)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies!

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money, money, money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! *Flails arms*

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah, like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies, better dental care and manga!

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Lucy of Midgard by Sunnywynd reviews
Starts Pre-Thor/Avengers, will end post Avengers. When Loki comes across a damsel in distress he can't help but save her. Even if she is just a servant fom Midgard. Or could she be something more? Loki/oc romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,335 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Loki - Complete
A Shadow of Hope by TheTudorRoseQueen reviews
AU. Bard has a niece who often looked for solace with him and his family to escape an abusive father. Within a few turns of events, Ylva finds herself at the footsteps of the great Elven kingdom in Mirkwood and of Thranduil himself. There is a shadow of a spark that grows between the elf king and human. Will Thranduil and Ylva allow it to ignite or keep it hidden?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,157 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil, OC
Chance Meeting at the Coffee Shop by Last of the Star Makers reviews
AUDIENCE? WHA- What are you doing looking for romantic fanfiction about me and an OC? That's so silly, Audience. TWANSITION! LA is freaking HOT. SO hot that I almost gave up coffee and wouldn't have met- you hear that? The shrieking? Like a horde of females screaming with excitement. Screaming and...running...towards me... Good LORD! RUN AUDIENCE! RUN! :Toby Turner/Tobuscus:
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,636 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Tobuscus
For the Forest by SweetnSour333 reviews
A stomper finds herself in danger of dying in the woods because she is a tree huger and refuses to let a forest be bulldozed.
Epic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Ronin
Home Is With The Heart by MikiMouze16 reviews
Belle lives in Harrison, Nebraska. Just living a normal life. Then a package arrives on her doorstep with a man in it. A letter hinting at a 'Unit' is what is in side. Bruce does not remember anything but a blurred memory of a man. Slowly each other work themselves in each others heart. Can she heal his broken heart and help him remember his past? Is it really worth saving?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Kill Me Now by Swirly592 reviews
Look, all I wanted was to check my email. Now I'm living with my friends and the characters from my favorite anime. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah. Everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012
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The Phantom and The Monster reviews
Only a year after the infamous fire of the Opera Populaire, a young heiress buys the burnt out, once beautiful building, and pays for its restoration but only puts on operas every other month. Then, the young woman received a series of notes from an angry ghost demanding that she either return the Opera Populaire to its former glory with several operas per month or go away.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Erik, OC
Uruks and Wargs and Ents, OH MY! reviews
Sequel to Adventure Must Run in the Family, Artemis, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli must rescue Amelia, Merry, and Pippin from the clutches of evil while Frodo and Sam struggle on their way to Mordor. Will Artemis save Amelia in time? Will Amelia be safe with Merry and Pippin? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,619 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
Adventure Must Run in the Family reviews
Artemis and Amy are cousins and have been close friends since they were little. Now, seventeen year-old Artemis and eighteen year-old Amelia find themselves in world they've only ever read about with only their wits to defend themselves. Rated T for violence and some language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
This another manual of mine that will help you care for your newest unit and of course give you tips on what and what not to do. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete
Return to the Sky reviews
Sky was a well respected officer of the Force until she trusted a piece of technology with a criminal then disappeared off the face of the earth for a week. Once she returned, she was met by less than friendly officers and fell through dimensions and into Stark Tower five years after the chitauri attack with no tech to help her find a way back. Sequel to the Relic Retrieval Force.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,751 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
This is another manual for one of the many units created by the Skyward Units Company. Please read before removing your unit from its box. Do not shake or disturb the contents of the box to avoid any possible injuries. This is for Thor's beautiful girlfriend, Jane Foster. Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
The Relic Retrieval Force: Avengers Edition reviews
This is a continuation of my Christmas Special. The Avengers have found out about the units and encountered a group of girls from the Fangirl Relic Retrieval Force. Watch as insanity ensues when fangirls team up with a group of hot superheroes. Possible Loki/OC, I haven't decided.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The Day Everything Changed Again reviews
Sky used to be normal. Sky used to be a totally average twenty year-old. Sky used to live in New York City. Sky used to be in the 21st century. Sky wasn't supposed to fall through a tv into a movie on a planet with a toxic atmosphere, deadly wildlife, and hostile natives. Sky wasn't supposed to breathe the air and survive, but she did.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Tsu'tey, Jake S. - Complete
The Night Everything Changed reviews
Sky is just your average teenaged fangirl and loves everything about the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. She had never expected to be pulled into an insane adventure with 13 dwarves, an old wizard, and a hobbit that would change her life. (No, Sky is not supposed to be me) 1 of 3 stories I'll be writing for the Hobbit movies.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Thorin - Complete
I'm a Sorceress, so what? reviews
Jay is just an average science geek. Always has been. One day, on a school field trip, she follows a fellow geek, Dave, into an alley near Chinatown. She's in for one heck of a ride when New York is suddenly threatened by evil sorcerers, and her best friend, Shelby, tries to turn her into a raving fangirl of a guy who looks like he belongs in Depeche Mode.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Drake Stone - Complete
This goes along with the trilogy I wrote for the Hobbit, the Night Everything Changed, How to Slay Orcs, Goblins, and Dragons; and The Return of the Twins. This also goes with the other unit manuals I've written, enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
The Return of the Twins reviews
Nick and Skylar were just average twins in a theater parking lot when they were suddenly kidnapped and dragged into the plot line of the Hobbit. Watch as they fight alongside Thorin and the company to reclaim Erebor. Part 3 of 3, please read the other two first!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Thorin - Complete
How to Slay Orcs, Spiders, and Dragons reviews
Sky was just your average 17 year old Hobbit fangirl. That changed when a mysterious group of orcs grabbed her and dragged her into the plot line from the Hobbit movie. Watch as Sky and the company journey towards Mirkwood, Dale, and the Lonely Mountain. Part 2 of 3 (please read part 1 before you read this!)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin - Complete
Christmas Special: Avengers Meet Your Units! reviews
This is what happens when the avengers discover units and the manuals. This probably stinks to high heaven, if you would risk it then more power to you.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Here it is, FINALLY! So, inside are the basic tips and facts about this unit. If you have ordered one of these units you MUST read this in order to survive! Quick note: This unit has no accessories because she can and may kill you with them.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
This is just basic information about your new unit. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
This is basic things you should know to take care of your unit and not die. This was fun to write. Hope you like it!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Here's some basic info and tips on how to take care of and use your unit to the fullest extent!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Tips on how to care for your unit and basic information inside! This one has been asked for several times. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Inside are the basic things you should know about your unit and how to use it to its fullest extent!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Thor - Complete
Here are some tips on how to take care of and use your very own LOKI LAUFEYSON. I got this idea awhile back and it just came back when I was reading some Hetalia fanfics.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Loki - Complete