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Hey guys! My name is (this material has been censored in case of an online stalker) but you can call me Jaz. I'm (also censored) years old. I'm an Australian girl all the way!
My favourite fandoms are ATLA, LOK, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner, Harry Potter, Titanic, The Book Thief and Deltora Quest. Along with everything on Nick and Disney. I'm also a die-hard romantic, so anything with fluffy, pointless stuff is what I live on.
I'm also slightly insane, but the police and mental hospitals havn't tracked me down yet. (Jokes!!!)
I'm a bit of a perfectionist who could be slightly OCD. If a story is full of mistakes, it doesn't matter how awesome it is, I won't read it. SPELL CHECK, PEOPLE!!!
Please give me feedback on my stories. One of my life goals is to publish a novel and I see this as training. To those of you who have a problem with my limited updates, I'm not going to hurry to write unless I think people like what I write, so please review!
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you think the Cocoa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
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I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile.
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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown, and 26 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and smack that person!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss.
Working hard never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
I'm the author of my own life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen.
This is NOT Burger King. You can't have it "your way."
A day without sunshine is... like, you know, night.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Facebook: The only place I can write on walls, poke people, own a pot farm, put a hit out on a friend, & talk about myself all day & no one bats an eyelash!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF STORES: Hide in a bathroom stall. When someone opens the door, say, "Welcome to Narnia."
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Some people are like slinkies. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!! (Now read the whole thing without the word "dog".)
Normality is an abnormality in this locality.
I don’t make typos. I make new words.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is just stand still and look stupid.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Arc.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion... it's just that yours is stupid.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic.
If things get better with age, then I'm approaching magnificence. (Heh, my mom said this, and I thought it was funny.)
I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you talk a little slower?
I'm doing research on stupidity, so keep talking.
I don't suffer from insanity... I love every minute of it.
I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day... and tomorrow doesn't look so hot, either.
Do not disturb... I'm disturbed enough already.
You are the reason people like me need medication.
Should I hit you now... or later?
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!
Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
Death is Life's way of telling you, 'You're fired!'
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Friends are God’s apology for relatives.
Last night I lay looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important.
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
The voices and I took a vote, and you're insane.
(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
When in doubt, push random buttons!
It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried.
Kataang; The Amendments of Our Liberty and Independence
Preamble: Long ago, creators named Mike and Bryan conjured up a television show that none other could beat, or even compare to. The die-hard fans of this series erupted into three main groups; Kataangers, Taang Lovers, and Zutarians. This constitution is to declare our loyalty to Kataang, the ultimate winner canon shipping to "Avatar: The Last Airbender".
Amendment One: Don't be afraid to stand up for Kataang, and shout the endless list of reasons in opposing competitors' faces.
Amendment Two: Kataangers MUST be afraid of steam, if you get my drift. Enough said.
Amendment Three: When Kataangers look at clouds, they are reminded of Kataang.
Amendment Four: Ever heard of the freedom of speech? Same concept here. Listen to Zutarians' and Taangs' opinions, and acknowledge them; but prove them wrong. 'Cause we're just good like that. And we have common sense.
Amendment Five: Choose Innocence over Hotness ANY DAY. (I mean, Katara did the same thing.)
Amendment Six: Arrows are WAY cooler than scars. End of sentence.
Amendment Seven: Must have three healthy meals of Kataangish fluff a day. Remember, Kataang is part of a complete breakfast!
Amendment Eight: Nearly cried tears of joy at the finale when THEY kissed, and cried tears of sorrow because the series had ended.
Amendment Nine: Must have mentally and/or phsically replayed the kiss scene in DOBS over, and over... and over... and over...
Amendment Ten: Take your place in the Ship Wars! It shall go down in history! LET'S SHOW THOSE TAANGS AND ZUTARIANS WHO, IN FACT, KISSED AT THE END OF THE SHOW!!!!
And therefore, we need to continue to seal and sign. Copy and paste on your profile, and sign your pen name to show that you are, indeed, a worthy Kataanger, and proud of it.
THIS IS THE DARK MARK.
All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.
THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER
"I quit," said Rick Riordan.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Rest in peace, to that girl you called a slut today in class. She committed suicide, and she was a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the hall, she was raped. The boy you called lame, he has to work hard every night to support his family. That person you pushed down the other day, is already being abused at home. The one you called fat, she’s starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars, he fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying.
You think you know them, guess what? You don’t. Repost this if you are against bullying.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the girl who’s scared of talking to my parents and have them find out I'm bisexual for then to hate me.
Re-post this if you believe discrimination is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!:
39 Things to Do When You Are Feeling A Bit Angry With Your Novel
1. Check clock. It seems to be a time of day you usually spend working on your novel. You had a bad feeling that might be the case.
2. Slowly walk over to your computer, saying gentle, encouraging words to yourself inside your head, as you would to a small frightened animal you’re trying to lure out from under the couch.
3. Switch on computer.
4. Open Pinterest.
5. Pinterest is full of the same sweater over and over again. Curse Pinterest. Open facebook. Facebook is full of pictures of some amazing party that you weren’t invited to.
6. Wait, wasn’t there something you were meant to be doing right now?
7. Open your To Do list. It is very long and very, very vague. ‘Make second half less disjointed’. How exactly were you planning on doing that? ‘Make chapter two work better’? What does that even mean?
8. Make more detailed To Do List to replace vague To Do List.
9. Make To Do List of further To Do Lists that need to be written.
10. Realise that you haven’t actually done any editing yet.
11. Open one of your favourite scenes and reread it lovingly for the fifty-seventh time, tweaking small things here and there.
12. You have a strange, sinking feeling that something is not right. In fact, you’re starting to suspect that your beloved scene might be kind of unnecessary and its existence is actually contributing to all that disjointedness that you’re meant to be fixing.
13. Consult notes from one of your most trusted beta readers. Funnily enough, they seem to have said the same thing.
14. Make growling noises. They’re wrong. They’re obviously wrong. That scene contains some of the best sentences you’ve ever written and without it there is no chance that you will ever win the Printz.
15. Open a different scene.
16. Stare at a single sentence for a long, long time. Contemplate deleting it.
17. Read sentence out loud. It sounds okay. No, actually it sounds wrong. Notice that an owl ornament on your shelf is staring at you. It clearly thinks you are a bad writer.
18. Put ornament in drawer.
19. Hear strange noise. Check under couch for small frightened animals.
20. Remove ornament from drawer.
21.Go back and stare at sentence again.
22. Maybe you should just delete the word ‘quixotic’. Who actually uses the word quixotic anyway?
23. Actually, maybe you should leave it. If you delete quixotic it will detract from the vividness of the language and your high school English teacher will read it one day and be unimpressed.
24. The phone is ringing. It is probably someone who already knows that you are working right now, but they felt important and pretentious enough to interrupt, because obviously they don’t care whether you use the word quixotic or not. They probably don’t even care whether you ever get published or not. Stupid arrogant phone ringing person. Decide not to answer the phone.
25. What if it’s your agent? Maybe they just happened to be talking with an editor and then –
26. Rush to answer phone. Knock over a cup of coffee you can’t even remember making. Get to phone just in time.
27. It is a telemarketer.
28. Ask telemarketer what they think of the word quixotic.
29. Marvel at how quickly they hung up. Quixotic is obviously a terrible word choice.
30. Remove coffee stain from carpet.
31. Decide to keep quixotic.
32. Go back to favourite scene.
33. Yeah. It actually is kind of unnecessary, and if you removed it, the two scenes on either side of it would flow seamlessly into each other as if it was never there in the first place. This is interesting.
34. Reread your most favourite of all your favourite sentences in your favourite scene. Wipe a tear from your eye.
35. Delete scene.
36. Take a deep breath. You feel giddy and strangely liberated.
37. Go back and delete quixotic, and a whole pile of other words as well. Replace them with a few carefully chosen new words which work much, much better.
38. What if the reason Chapter Two needed fixing was because it was not actually meant to be chapter two? What if it happened somewhere else? What if it was Chapter One?
39. Look up at that owl with its ever staring eyes and smile. It doesn’t smile back; it thinks your novel is a mess. You don’t care. You are making the mess beautiful, one tiny step at a time.
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