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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Edit: Well, I took this down to try and improve it, but I never really have time. So hopefully this unprofessional rant is better than nothing at all.

I have no idea how to start this off, so can we pretend I wrote something amazing and get down to the meat of the matter?

I assume you're on this profile because you liked one of my stories well enough that you're interested in seeing other things I've written, gaining insight into my stories and my thoughts through whatever I've written here, seeing what I read and what authors I like in. To that end, I've tried to only favorite the stories and authors that I can wholeheartedly recommend, rather than just anything I'm keeping an eye on. I'm still sorting through them to figure out which ones meet that criteria.

I don't write slash, and I don't read it. Just a personal preference.

Its been brought to my attention that a list of things I don't like isn't a great way to show my interests, but that's essentially how I judge most fanfics. Any interesting premise gets my attention until the parts that annoy me get too prominent. There are things that I really like though.

Time travel or dimension travel with a competent protagonist who also knows how to keep it a secret. More than just the protagonist usually bores me for some reason. Any anachronism counts against it.(i.e. A and B have a relationship in the future, therefore their past selves are perfect for each other as well. People change over time. Relationships are the culmination of experiences, not just compatibility.)

Independent Protagonist. Its distressingly common that the main character has to be deficient in some, or many ways in order so that another character can occupy a 'vital' niche in the story, such as being the smart one *cough*Hermione*cough, or to augment an overblown romance. Or both.

I'll add things in as I think of them, so if anyone actually likes my ranting about things I don't like, check back every once in a while.

Things that I don't like:

Bad summaries. The summary is usually all an author's got to draw in readers. If you can't spend the effort to get the right spelling and capitalization in the summary, I'm not inclined to believe your actual story is actually going to be worth reading. I'm not completely happy with the vagueness of my own summary for Konoha's Maelstrom, but I'm thinking about it.

Basic grammar and spelling mistakes. Doesn't have to be perfect, but if an author is always mixing up the possessive with the plural, their's/there's and wary/weary it gets really frustrating to read. To be honest I'm still not clear on where to use who vs whom, but I'll get it eventually.

Bashing and shallow or one dimensional characters. Sometimes it works, but usually only for crack or silly humor type stories. If you don't like a character, spend the effort to write them as a real person in such a way that I don't like them in your story. And not because they're poorly written or a joke. For instance, I like Severus Snape as a character. His character has depth, and he can be used in many ways to enhance the story. This does not mean I think he's a good guy. Canon Snape is a mean, obsessive bully whose character flaws far outweigh his meager noble characteristics. You do a disservice to one of the most important characters in Harry Potter when you write Snape superficially. I like to see Snape well-written. I've seen Good!Snape and Mentor!Snape stories that I like, but I find in general most are pretty hand wavy about exactly how he's good, and write off a lot of his behavior in Canon with unsatisfactory explanations. To be totally honest, a bit of bashing isn't always a deal breaker for me, but there's a line somewhere.

Naruto-specific dislikes:

Stupid nicknames - Ruto-chan/kun, Kaka-sensei, Kashi-sensei, Sasu-chan/kun, Saku-chan, Nata-chan etc. In the right context some of these work, but some people abuse them ridiculously. Sometimes Naru is ok especially if he's like four or five, and anyone who calls Sasuke Sasu-chan had better be trying to get a rise out him. These nicknames, in addition to mostly sounding stupid, are diminutive, mocking, and usually condescending. Referring to a boy as -chan usually means that you think of them as a child, and denotes a lack of respect. In the case of say Fukusaku referring to Jiraiya as Jiraiya-chan, that works for lots of reasons, but that's a rare exception. The toad elders do see Jiraiya as a child. Kaka-sensei? Really? And my current least favorite, anything like Kashi-kun or Kashi-sensei. It keeps putting the 'Kashi Go Lean' commercials in my head. Some Japanese names can be shortened, but you can't just indiscriminately hack away half a name and hope for the best. Shikamaru to Shika-kun works, but not Maru-kun. I know I'm making a bigger deal out of this than it probably deserves, but when it annoys me, it really annoys me.

Excessive Japanese - Some is good. Sensei, Mendokuse, Jutsu names. Entire sentences or even just throwing in words that aren't really significant is just annoying. "Chikusho" or "Arigato" I can understand when I see them, but does that add anything to the story that you can't get from "shit" or "thank you"?

Any story that has the dreaded mob chasing down a five year old Naruto. It's just stupid for so many reasons, and there's nothing in Canon to suggest anything like that would even be possible. Unless you make Sarutobi a complete moron or despicably evil. I honestly don't care how good the story might eventually get. I see the mob, I stop reading. And the whole Naruto meets Kyuubi at six because he's beaten half to death who helps him get super strong plot doesn't really interest me. And neither does the last minute save by an out of towner who just can't believe all the people are beating up on a helpless child, so tears Sarutobi a new one and takes Naruto out of the village to train, which Sarutobi for some reason allows if he'll come back for the Genin exam?!?!?

Future story ideas:

These are ideas that I think are interesting and may take up in the future. If you like any of them and want to use them as a 'challenge' go ahead. I'd be interested to read them if you do, so pm me a link if you decide to give it a shot. Or if you have interesting ideas about them that you think might kickstart my muse that'd be fun too.

The Dark Lord's Equal [Tentative title]

Riddle's diary senses something familiar in Harry Potter, and adjusts its plans accordingly.

The Art of Deduction [Tentative title]

A Harry Potter X BBC's Sherlock crossover. Because Mycroft Holmes is the British Government.

Current stories:

Konoha's Maelstrom Chapter 7 Progress - 50% (4/7/14)


Throwing Out the Script Chapter 4 progress - 5% (3/28/14)

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There's No Way My Brother Can Be A Campione! by KaiserBlak reviews
"I can't believe this is happening to me...I am a perfectly ordinary high school boy well almost ordinary as I've been forced by my own sister to play little sister themed eroge...YET why am currently involved with something that came out of a fantasy anime?" M just to be safe
Crossover - My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,767 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kyousuke K.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 960,959 - Reviews: 4329 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Muv-Luv: Breaking the Tide by HitokiriOTD reviews
Shirogane Takeru had been through hell more times than even he knew. Fighting through despair, failure, and the death of all he held dear, he fulfilled his goals and earned his rest. Yet, somewhere among the unlimited universes, a voice still called out for him.
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,510 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/13/2013
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 527,171 - Reviews: 3061 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 460,740 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 4,779 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu intending to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hints of NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,772 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year up and another is soon to begin. During this year Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns that there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that has been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 202,345 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 3,896 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 288,283 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Muv-Luv Alternative: Infinity plus by frag2k13 reviews
Shirogane Takeru, has returned to the past after the tragedy at the Kashgar hive vowing to save those he loves, it has been untold loops and years since he set out to fix what he broke, however he still finds himself no closer to saving them from their fate, his mind breaking from the loops he knows he is nearing the end, what will he do to save them and will it be worth it? 3 of 3
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/20/2013
Fate: Heaven's Works by badliar 2312 reviews
Direction. A guidance given to a certain subject for it to be precise in its progress towards its objective. In the onset of the Fifth Holy Grail War, none of its participants thought that Shirou Emiya was a powerful threat. But guided by his improved distortion and trained in the arts of his personalized Gradation Air, he will become what his father had dreamed of... a hero.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 125,847 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shirō E.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,697 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto works under the Third Hokage as his aide. He will need to steel his resolve and use his abilities to defend the Village and protect the Hokage to the best of his abilities. Meanwhile, the drums of war beat and ancient enemies begin to return. The Fourth Great Shinobi War looms...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 301,150 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,210 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Too Young to Die by thebombhasbeenplanted reviews
Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 194,707 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Muv Luv: One Last Time into the Loop by PaulXion reviews
Shirogane Takeru struggles against reality as he returns to the past one more time to change the fate the Alternate World,Armed with only the knowledge of the future and his incredible skills as a soldier,he prepares for the inevitable clash against BETA
Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 86 - Words: 942,947 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 6/24/2011
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,234 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 3,967 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 246,600 - Reviews: 2490 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Undisclosed Operations: Broken Wings And Broken Bonds by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was a professional, a true master in the art of assassination, he was Konoha's best. Then one day when preparing for his next mission, he suddenly found himself pulled to another reality where aliens psychically bond to humans and then fight in a battle royal engulfing an entire city... well Naruto was never one to play by the rules anyway so why start now?
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,444 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Naruto U.
For Want of a Clone by Professor Image reviews
For want of a clone, Naruto failed the genin exam. For want of a headband, Naruto stole a scroll. For want of a scroll, Mizuki tricked Naruto. For want of knowledge, Naruto learned the Shadow Clone jutsu. For want of a clone, Naruto became a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Iga Naruto by tibo reviews
Naruto, guided by a presence from the past, discovers a personal connection to a ninja clan long since lost to history. In a world shaped by endless war and constant bloodshed, can Naruto find a way to stop the cycle of hatred and free the world from the echoes of the past? Naruto /Mystic eyes. Intelligent, strong, grey Naruto. Naruto/Multiple women.
Crossover - Naruto & Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 236,110 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U.
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Prismatic Edge by Sage of Eyes reviews
Reincarnation is a funny thing, especially when its not what you're expecting it to end up being. Shirou Emiya learns this the hard way, and wackiness ensues. A Prisma Ilya Crossover, Enjoy and Review.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
The Blade of the Emperor by sayain673 reviews
"...the foes of the Imperium shall perish by the holy blades that he wields - unlimited in his armory-, sundering the alien, the heretic and the daemon alike. He is to be my champion, a paragon to all he commands and those who look upon him. He shall be the first of his kind: The Blades of the Emperor, a Lost Founding of my sons now returned to me. His Shirou Emiya."
Crossover - Warhammer & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,397 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Space Marines, Shirō E.
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 146,691 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto, Asuna
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a hop get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used. Now he holds all the cards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,414 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 274,147 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 661 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Into the Storm by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part I - AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart his life to create a new Sith, turning Luke against his allies, father and beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Vader, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine,COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 378,394 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
Scourge of the Goa'uld by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
On Second Lieutenant Ranma's first Offworld mission, something goes monumentally wrong. Is the universe prepared for the consequences? Stargate SG1 crossover, with a few extra special appearances.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/25/2008
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part III - A new Empire is emerging as a new Emperor takes center-stage, his contradictions dividing Rebels and Empire alike, and pitching allies and enemies into a battle which will question every conviction, test every friendship and challenge every loyalty. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine, OC's COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 318,968 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,144 - Follows: 4,520 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 369 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Shadows and Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part II - Abandoned by the Alliance and claimed by the Emperor, Palpatine's new Sith is coming into his own. But as Luke Skywalker's former life is forced further from his grasp by friends and foes alike, new agendas twist old friendships into unaffordable liabilities. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Palpatine..COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,633 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
In Light of Silver Memories by Taliath reviews
Dumbledore's portrait wakes up at last to have one final chat with Harry. In order to aid the teen in his quest to destroy the Horcruxes, Dumbledore transfers his knowledge, wisdom, and experience. This chat will have unforeseen consequences in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Throwing Out the Script reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
Konoha's Maelstrom reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,489 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.