Killua Zoldyck
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Joined 11-22-12, id: 4375670, Profile Updated: 07-14-16

Okay, here goes.

Age: Guess correctly, and recieve virtual cookies and an author favorite alert (3 guesses)

Height: Lemme go find a measuring stick... 5' 3" (161cm)(shut up Davy)

Weight: I don't have that much fat, but I'm somewhat heavy for my height (it's the muscle, you say?)

Sexuality: Do I look like it matters to me? Oh wait... Eh, who cares. I'm bisexual.

Ambitions: Learn parkour, become a paramedic, get rich, write a fic, bitchslap over half the authors on this site... Yeah, the list goes on.

People to Bitchslap (and Why):

1. Fujoshi, or yaoi fangirls, because not all anime guys are gay. I'll be honest, I read some slash fics (male and female whoo), but come on. Naruto? And Sasuke? Together? The concept of liking guys doesn't even occur to Naruto unless it's outright stated. Not to mention... willing association with Jiraiya? Oiroke no Jutsu? Do those look like indicators of gayness? Also... Sasuke has the sex drive of a sea sponge. The End.

There are too many fujoshi pairings like this, where the characters are so clearly straight it's not even funny. Or where it's just so wrong it's sick. On the other hand, there are pairings that are possible, and even some that are likely. Point and case, KuroFai from TRC. It's practically canon.

2. But once you get to pairings that are good, you get the fujoshi girls again who think that these are the type of people to make wild love confessions and offers of marriage and eternal together-ness. Fuck. No. Even two girls on happy crack wouldn't reach that level of sappy shit in real life; it fits most couples the way Umbridge's skirt fits Hagrid.

3. Authors who make Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus. 'Nuff said.

4. All self-righteous fuckwits who bash on people like Kuwabara. He's the sweetest, kindest delinquent that ever managed to get good grades in school, even though he fights demons on the side, all while staying true to his code of honor and being the most loyal friend you can ask for. And yet people hate him because he's the one who has to restore normality when Yusuke's moping, usually by exaggerating his somewhat loud persona. They hate him because he doesn't do anything important... If you leave out him giving Yusuke (the main character) motivation in dire circumstances and being the sole factor for his continued existence on several occasions, as well as his rei-ken being the sole focus of the 'bad guys' in the biggest conflict of the series. Clearly he's totally worthless. And they hate him subconciously because he's not as ridiculously powerful and attractive as the other protagonists.

Now that I've annoyed you by going on a ranting binge, I challenge you to read Xenocide (sequel to Ender's Game and Speaker for the Dead) and understand the not-real realspace theory the first time through. Except for the sewing machine thing. Seriously, the guy who came up with it was apparently an insane genius obsessed with lace or something, 'cuz the theory for that was... Yeah.

Fandoms: Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh!, D. Gray-man, Blue Exorcist, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Durarara, Danny Phantom, Doctor Who, Rise of the Guardians, Black Butler, Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan, Bleach, Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, HunterxHunter, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, xxxHolic, Kamisama Hajimemashita (I'm not girly, I swear!), and occasionally Stargate: SG-1 and Avengers.

Characters: Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Genkai, Shizuru, Bakura, Yugi, Atem, Kaiba, Allen Walker, Yuu Kanda, Lavi, Tyki, Road, Rin and Yukio Okumura, Naruto Uzumaki, Shikamaru Nara, Obito Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Kenshin Himura, Ed and Al Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, all the mains of Drrr, Ten, Nine, Amy, Rory, Eleven, Zuko, Toph, Malfoy, Skullduggery, Jack Frost, Undertaker, Rikuo Nura (Day and Night), Kubinashi, Toushiro Hitsugaya, Kirito, Asuna, Levi, Killua Zoldyck, Tony Stark, Fred and George Weasley, Youou Kurogane, Fai D. Flourite, and Artemis Fowl. (Why the fuck is this list missing Portgas D. Ace, that is some bullshit right there)(Also Zoro, because dammit he will n

Killua Zoldyck should've been obvious. If it wasn't, I've got some bad news...

Edit: God this profile is beautiful, it's been a couple years. I was honestly expecting this thing to be some horrible bullshit but it's actually not so bad. Also, Homestuck has become my all-time favorite sorry everyone, and it will always be Dave Strider ftw with Rose Lalonde second, and Karkat Vantas as a close third.


THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. We are here to help you.

2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.

3. The dress code will be enforced.

4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.

5. Our football team will win the championship this year.

6. We expect more of you here.

7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.

8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.

9. Your locker combination is private.

TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.

2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.

3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.

4. The new text books will arrive any day now.

5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.

6. We are enforcing the dress code.

7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.

8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.

9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.

10a. We want to hear what you have to say.

10b. These will be the years you look back on fondly.


Favorite Quotes:

"GA: Considering That Youre Obviously Not That Smart

GA: And Basically Understand Whipping Bugwinged Fuckall About Even The Most Elementary Temporal Mechanics

GA: I Am A Bit Perplexed As To Why I Find Myself So Vehemently Fondling The Short End Of The Antagonism Stick Here"

"CG: YOU'RE LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS SO LETS NOT PLAY MAKEBELIEVE GAMES HERE."

"THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I'LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS'S SYMPHONY IN C"

"Your face fascinates me, but what are you going to do when the baboon wants its ass back?"

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”

“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?”

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”

“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"Doors are for people with no imagination."

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.”

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!"

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for a couple of hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I didn't used to finish sentences, but now I

"Once you put bacon into a salad, it is no longer a salad, but a game of 'find the bacon amongst these annoying green things'."

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

There are three types of people in the world. Ones that can count, and ones that cannot count.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!"

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, SCREW THE FRUIT!

All generalizations are false, including this one.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible.

My best friends are the kind of friends that, when my house is on fire, will be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

I swear to Drunk, I'm not God!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women are allowed to cry, wear cute clothes, and are the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - fear of long words.

I'm such a REBEL. I leave messages before the beep!

You are such a good friend! Now that our ship is sinking, and there is only one life vest... I'll miss you heaps and think of you often.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into walls.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot.

Answering Machine:"Hello, this is Death. If you leave a name and phone number, I'll be right with you. It's a pleasure doing business with you!"


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person whose friend was beaten because she's gay.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


That's all for today folks! Thank you for reading.

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Justice by Black' Victor Cachat reviews
Dealing with villains is all part of being a superhero, the Justice League knows this. So how do they handle the new supervillain gang that can't decide whether they're good or evil? And said gang, the Straw Hat Pirates, are just desperate to get home to fulfil their dreams, whatever it takes. And they have no problems with fighting more believers in 'Justice' along the way
Crossover - One Piece & Justice League Unlimited - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 402,874 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,084 - Follows: 5,311 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,081,945 - Reviews: 11405 - Favs: 20,035 - Follows: 19,063 - Updated: 7/28/2023 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Second Wind by The Lost Samurai reviews
Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. On hiatus.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 278,212 - Reviews: 6826 - Favs: 12,363 - Follows: 12,298 - Updated: 2/2/2023 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Strawhat Pirates
This is gonna be fun by BlueAutumn12 reviews
Ace wakes up in his seventeen year old body after the events of Marineford, and promises that this time he will be strong enough to protect his family. In which the Spades are slowly driven to insanity by their Captain, and the Marines are not amused.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,923 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 7/16/2022 - Published: 9/22/2018 - Ace, Whitebeard Pirates
Cold Fusion: Twelve Days by Dal Niente reviews
Deck the halls! Megamind is going to stay with Roxanne and her family for Christmas. There's only one problem: her family doesn't know who he is yet, and breaking the news is going to be difficult. Sequel to Hallows' Eve. Currently rated T, but that's going to change.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,229 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Vongola Style by Ourliazo reviews
(A series of unrelated stories.) Ch 35: Reborn gets too deep into a joke and now everyone thinks Fon is dead when he's actually just chilling at Reborn's apartment. In true Reborn fashion he goes the extra mile and uses one of Verde's machines to ask his future self how he solved the problem.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,999 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 1/5/2022 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
Bonds of Sea and Fire by Mithril Lace reviews
After the fire in Gray Terminal, a worried Luffy sneaks out to go looking for Ace, only to wind up captured by Bluejam and taken from the island. When Ace finds out Luffy's been kidnapped, he sets out to retrieve Sabo so they can go after him, and a chance encounter at sea drastically alters their plans. Canon-Divergent. Rated T for graphic violence and swearing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,388 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Luffy, Marco, Ace, Sabo
The Serpent's Vow by Rahar Moonfire reviews
5000 years ago, High Priest Seto helped drive the false gods from Earth, at the price of the young Pharaoh's life. Honoring his cousin's last request, Seto lived on alone. Now SG-1, Jacob, and Selmak attempt to raid the cult compound run by the Goa'uld Seth. They didn't count on finding another Goa'uld with no connection to the Tok'ra but no love for the System Lords.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,440 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/30/2020 - Published: 9/4/2018 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,699 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
A Box of Matches for a New Life by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
When Ron and Harry shake hands on the Hogwarts Express, Ace and Luffy wake up. Past traumas and unexpected destinies rest heavy on their shoulders and coping is an ongoing struggle. That doesn't stop then from making friends and short-circuiting minds in their romp through Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,016 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Hermione G., Luffy, Ace
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Many Facets Of Kyouya by Ourliazo reviews
One-shots revolving around Hibari Kyouya. Ch 22: Short moments featuring; OP Kusakabe and Dino's unfortunate life.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,075 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/9/2018 - Published: 4/25/2015 - T. Kusakabe, K. Hibari, Vongola 10th Generation, Disciplinary Committee - Complete
London Shadow Mage by Hawaiianbabidoll reviews
Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,606 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Cosmic Composite by liketolaugh reviews
With the entry of metahumans into the public sphere, the fight for basic human rights has begun, and there's more than one interested party. This is the world that the exorcists are reborn into, as the newest members of the Marvel Universe and the next generation. And things are about to get much more complicated. (Eventual canon divergence. Also includes Agents of SHIELD.)
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 316,510 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
Feral by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
We all know the story of Ace, Sabo and Luffy growing up as wild-boys on Mt Corvo. Days they spent running care-free under the less then watchful eye of Dadan and the bandits. What would have happened if the boys had a different kind of foster-mother? This is the story of the ASL boys, raised by wolves and where they go from there. Trigger warnings for Character death and violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 78 - Words: 89,940 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Young and Built to Fall by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Ace will save his nakama. He will save his father. And he will save his little brother and ensure Luffy's happiness even if it kills him. Again. Thankfully, he won't be doing it alone. Together, he and Luffy will change the world.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,507 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Luffy, Marco, Ace, Strawhat Pirates
Immortality is What We Leave Behind by BedlamAnjelle reviews
The lines between mythos and humans were very clear cut, and Marco liked it that way. Everyone knew that the great Suzaku had deemed humans savage and was content to have nothing to do with them ever again. Which is why the phoenix lord buying two humans- young boys, no less- at the auction came as a shock. Especially to Marco. Just what was he thinking, yoi? (Anjelle and Kitsune)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 163,322 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Luffy, Marco, Ace
Immunitatem Candidum by BigGayFish reviews
It started out as such a normal day. As normal as it could be during these times. What they got was a half dead silver haired teen with a strange immunity to magic. Some mysterious just need to be unraveled it seemed. But at what cost would it bring. Adopted from The Black Goldilocks. Chapters updated: 1 out 7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H.
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 116 - Words: 182,225 - Reviews: 4214 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Curses by Indiahenna reviews
Allen knew running wouldn't be easy, and that his life would only get more uncertain from now on. What he hadn't counted on was a wrong turn in the Ark, a trip to an impossible place, or how this detour might affect his journey. [DGM post-Ch. 205; HP Year 6.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,121 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L., Allen Walker
Slice of Life by wolfsrainrules reviews
Oneshots/Drabbles inspired by different quotes. Now: "Most species bare their teeth as a sign of aggression, of leadership. It's a reminder that these clenched jaws can and will open your yielding throat. I want you to remember this, think of that the next time I smile." (No one was allowed to comment on Tsuna's family. Even if they could protect themselves. Ever.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Strays by ladeste reviews
16 Divisions. 16 Commanders. Edward Newgate had always wanted a family, so just how did Whitebeard collect his top ranking sons? Whitebeard Pirates centric.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,474 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch, Haruta - Complete
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
Fear of Infinity by liketolaugh reviews
For the last month of the Holy War, the Avengers stand with the exorcists. It's... hard. How did they miss this? Redeemed!Loki, Neah, modern AUish.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 98,715 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 7,782 - Follows: 8,679 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Only Pay-Off by Hedgi reviews
Gogo called it "intuition," Wasabi called it "luck," Honey Lemon called it "big brother instinct", and Fred called it "A real-life superpower." Tadashi Hamada called it "ten years of experience" and "access to tracking devices." No matter what, Tadashi will always protect Hiro. AU-kidnapped Tadashi, glimpses of other character's lives, Aunt Cass's past, and the power of friendship.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,829 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 813 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 5,001 - Follows: 4,393 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bartimaeus and the Something of Something by QueenOfThePolarBears reviews
The obligatory Hogwarts AU fic for the Bartimaeus fandom. When you mix four students from each of the houses, eight days of detention, and a narcissistic professor with a dark secret hidden up his sleeve what do you get? Chaos. And that's just the beginning. (Cover done by saucydrawing on tumblr)
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,659 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J., Nathaniel, Ptolemy
Tsuna's Superman by KuraiArcoiris reviews
Oddly enough, Iemitsu's a bigger idiot than most have guessed, and his latest idiocy has led to one very adorable and small problem. Too bad for Iemitsu, the problem is Reborn's not his. Beware the cuteness.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 532 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn, Iemitsu S. - Complete
Pyromania by tallbutyoung reviews
"Kuroko." "Yes, Kagami?" "You do know that tree is on fire." "I am aware." "How'd it catch fire?" "Somebody lit it with a match." "...who?" "Me." A series of loosely related stories following the lives of the team outside of basketball. Crackish... Newest chapter 7 (Kleptomania) is up after a year?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle
Mercurial by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Kanda does not like people. He likes children even less. Teaching them should be out of the question. Regrettably for the irritable swordsman, his fellow Exorcists are indisposed and the duty of researching a magic school falls to him. How unfortunate.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Kanda Yuu
Mission Report: Impossible by Peace Like a River reviews
"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Gamora] Drax, Rocket R.
No Comprendo by MyFalseTruth reviews
Ryou goes to the park to avoid things he doesn't like. Homework, drama, bullies. So what does he do when those things catch up with him at the park? Speak Spanish, a language he barely knows, and hope they fall for it! AU Being rewritten.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,013 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
To Be Different by SaturnXK reviews
[DO NOT GIVE ANY REVIEWS] Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view them as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,610 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Burning Rubber by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
It's never just another case, particularly not when conspiracies are involved. The corpse of a modern pirate shows up on a naval base, a continent away from where he was last seen. Signs show he had unusual abilities; so did the UNSUB. What role do two black haired brothers play in all this? Can the team figure out just what is going on here before it's too late? M for themes.
Crossover - One Piece & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,585 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Best Defense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the aftermath of Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter just wanted a normal year. After the Dark Tournament, Team Urameshi just wanted a break. A repost of The Best Defense.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 214,692 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Hiei, Kurama M.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9756 - Favs: 9,429 - Follows: 5,110 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 7,309 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Amaranthine by Gift of the Dragons reviews
Amaranthine – adjective; everlasting, unending. Alchemy has gone forgotten with magic on the rise, but when one certain blond is accidentally kidnapped, old secrets come to light. Warnings inside, spoilers abound. Rated for later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Edward E.
Long Passes by 8560 reviews
Sequel to Short Passes-follow the players through their college years. Mostly HiruMamo, but SenaSuzuna and others may pop up.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
On Names, and Becoming Them by me malum reviews
"You have many names," the old crone continued. "Did you know you've gained another?" Bartimaeus, in the centuries after 'Ptolemy's Gate'.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Yume no Shokubutsu by lalchan reviews
Bruce Banner needs a place to calm down in the busy city of New York. Good thing there's a new tea shop near the Stark tower that's just opened.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Kurama M., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Acquiesce by Silent-Vociferation reviews
Emotions. They're a learning experience. Sometimes the big things help people understand them. Other times its the fact that the girl can't draw and the boy didn't listen well. Emotions are hard, but people just have to accept that.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Short Passes by 8560 reviews
Hiruma Yoichi and Anezaki Mamori. A series of one-shot short passes between the angelic manager and the demonic quarterback throughout their high school years.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
Sands of Time by neko-chibi-faithkitty reviews
YuGiOh Harry Potter crossover for JollieRancher. Yugi is caught between Voldemort and the Order. Full summery inside. CURRENTLY GOING UNDER RE-WRITE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,425 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Yūgi M.
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The First Year Assessment of Jim Pleiades Hawkins by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
A somewhat tumultuous account of Jim's first year at the Interstellar Space Academy.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
100 Days of Ace Being a Buttwipe by Haurvatat reviews
Men only call each other brother when they've called each other a lot of other things first. Ace & Whitebeard Pirates-centric. Mostly Ace, Thatch, and Marco. No pairings, cutesy. Rated for lang.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,313 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ace, Marco
Found Dead by Owliness reviews
Naruto X NCIS crossover. A marine is found dead in a small cafe, two teenagers tried to help him. But why is Gibbs getting a strange feeling in his gut? No parings, Team 7 are 15 except Kakashi AU
Crossover - Naruto & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Barring Bookings, Bail and Bondage by ravenromance27 reviews
There are laws.There are people who follow the law; people that break the law and people who administer the law. There are Mafia. There are mafia men who follow the law; mafia men who break the law and mafia men who administer the law. Then there is the Vongola, who follow the law and break the law. And then there is Decimo's Vongola-who defines their own law.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,932 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5234 - Favs: 20,515 - Follows: 18,210 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
History of a Teacher by FamousFault reviews
(OoTP) Seeking vengeace for the death of his friends Yugi gets into trouble and is offered a haven in Hogwarts in exchange for his services as History of Magic teacher. He accepts and soon is responsible for greater chaos at Hogwarts than the school has ever faced before. At the same time the Shadow Creatures have their own agenda, causing even more chaos and great tragedy. REVISED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,885 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Atem, Rebecca H., Yūgi M. - Complete
The Greatest Threat by Bears Love Tourists reviews
Three years after Voldemort's final defeat, Harry tackles his first case as an Auror-in-training. But what starts out as a murder turns into a manhunt that takes him around the world...and an evil greater than Voldemort awaits him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., R. Bakura - Complete
Never Gonna Learn My Lesson by FarenMaddox reviews
Set in Piffle, detailing the struggles of two grown men to understand high school-level education, with their teenaged tutor getting increasingly snarky. Warning for stupid jokes, raunchiness, and Fai's masterful ability to angst even in a humour piece.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Broken Wings by SaturnXK reviews
[No reviews thanks] The typical Harry Potter x Naruto crossover. HP Book 4. -Complete- (Can ya'll stop reviewing this so seriously. Don't bother reading if you're expecting something great. This was an experimental story and a first time one at that. Quite honestly it's only still here because I'd like this to be an example of what NOT to do in a crossover... or any story, really.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,106 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix by Eradona reviews
Due to an old Friendship between two meddling old men, Ichigo Kurosaki and Company end up at Hogwarts. The mission: protect Harry Potter! Primarily Bleach Characters interacting with the Wizarding World. Rating changed to M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,883 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Pin Up Boy by Sevandor1 reviews
He's been Metrocity's Defender for four years, but now Megamind faces his newest and most terrifying challenge: being the photoshoot subject of a celebrity calendar for charity. Now complete!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,704 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Everyone Needs A Little More Dick by midnightluck reviews
The team stumbles across Dick Grayson, Boy Hostage. Abby is a fangirl, Gibbs is Gibbs-y, Dick is charming and insane and a little troll, and Tony is mad, bro.
Crossover - NCIS & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Tony D., Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Getting Away From It All by Sevandor1 reviews
After being raised in prison, being a supervillain, and working hard to be accepted as a hero, Megamind learns about rest, vacations, and relaxation — and in the process discovers what he wants most out of life. Now complete.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Swordmaster by Velkyn Karma reviews
Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 6,240 - Follows: 5,804 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
PE by Tonzura123 reviews
It's the first term at Hartbee's School for Young Men, and the prestigious institution is about to experience the full enigma of the eccentric Pevensie brothers. A nonslash brotherfic rated for intense action and frightening nightmares. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,328 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Breathe by TimelessTears reviews
As he walks through life, he forgets how to breathe
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Allen Walker - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
No Strings Attached by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,373 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bookman by Dhampir72 reviews
This is the story of Bookman and how Lavi became his apprentice. It follows their hardships and adventures together throughout the years until they reach the Black Order. CHAPTER 38 ONLINE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,280 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bookman, Lavi
Light in the Shadows by Shyranae reviews
When a village is destroyed, a refugee makes his new home in Hogwarts, but unknown to the occupants he has brought a friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,541 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Oro by Aka Pine reviews
Nami has a way to pay off Zoro's debts- his earrings. So why won't he just hand them over already!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Five Scenes Over a Goban by opalish reviews
Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Hikaru S. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 318 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
First Class Ugly by Ookami-Shoujo reviews
An outsider's view on the characters of YYH and his growth through knowing them. This is also my tribute to one of the most made fun of brutes of Yu Yu Hakusho. He's probably an ace.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,021 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105 reviews
A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 383,046 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Things I never asked him by priestessgrrrl reviews
Touya finds something personal that Shindou has written.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Partners by Ankhutenshi reviews
Based on an LJ challenge, exploring the friendship between Jing and Kir. Series of 50 short stories. Currently completed: 30 of 50
King of Bandit Jing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,578 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007
Kitsune's Brother by Coffeetailor reviews
When Kurama and his brother Shuuichi are caught in an avalanche, there's little chance to save both as a human. Will his family learn his secret? Slight HK. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Kurama M., Shuiichi H. - Complete
Out of the loop by FinalArc reviews
It started with a camping trip. Well, actually, it started with Kurama, and that led to five million other things, and pretty soon, I, Kazuma Kuwabara, had became team therapist.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/24/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
His heart broken by KelBub reviews
OneShot. Dean had never had his heart broken.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
Sleight of Hand by Le'letha reviews
The EnterpriseD receives some unusual and unsolicited help in tracking down a stolen ship with a dangerous cargo.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,839 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Spin Cycle by Vathara reviews
Late-night laundry leads to a few other people keeping an eye on Cheyenne Mountain... UL, crossover with Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,852 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete