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Joined 11-22-12, id: 4375910, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

About me: Student of physics, language gourmet, sarcasm addict - that's me.

Age: early twenties

Languages: I'm fluent in German (obviously) and English. I might (or might not) get the gist if you write in Italian or Spanish but I'll certainly answer in English.

Warning: I learned English from bad teachers and good books, so there will likely be many mistakes in my reviews and stories. It's a small consolation, but I'm not mangling the language on purpose ;-)

Further Warning: I'm a science geek. Consider yourself warned.


Completed

Merry Sue's Misadventures - Sue Miller is a third year Hufflepuff. She is in no way remarkable, but she has lots of fun on her misadventures. Contains: How Merry Sue Earned Her Nickname, Mooning over Garish Stu
Main characters: Sue and her friends Charlie and Deborah

The Princess and the Frog - Snape's story as a fairy tale.
Main characters: Severus Snape (frog), Lily Evans/Potter (princess), Voldemort (wolf)

Witches Talk - Gossip travels fast at Hogwarts, and even (or especially?) the teachers enjoy it. In Harry's second year a group of witches gossips, laughs and banters before and after the duel between Lockhart and Snape.
Main characters: Rolanda Hooch, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey, Severus Snape, Pomona Sprout, Septima Vector

In Progress

Year of Full Moons - There are few things that Severus Snape fears more than werewolves. Having been bitten by one, however, he has to cope not only with painful transformations but also with keeping in Voldemorts good graces, teaching occlumency to an unwilling student and enduring Dolores Umbridge. Takes place in 1996.
Main characters: Severus Snape
Other characters: Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Remus Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter, Dolores Umbridge, Voldemort and other members of staff/Order of the Phoenix/Death Eaters
Warnings: Obviously this is not going to be a nice story. Contains violence and occasional swearing. No romance involving Snape, but friendship with an OC.
Chapters: 2/13
Update history: * 7/20/13 * 7/29/13 * The next chapter is already longer than the second one, and there's still a bit to go.

Ideas That Might Become Stories In The Remote Future

Some ideas for further stories. I have snippets of these already written, but nothing that's even nearly ready for publishing. If you like any of these ideas in particular, tell me - I might consider it when I decide which project to tackle.

(1) Snape survived the war, but only a few people know of it. After several months of recovery he is finally well enough to go drinking with Shacklebolt (who is his friend in this story). Snape gets drunken for the first time in years and talks with Shacklebolt about auror training. A few disparaging remarks from Snape lead to a bet that has Snape going trough auror training under an assumed name. Obviously things will go wrong ...

(2) Snape might have turned from the Dark Lord, but it's not as easy as that. Or did you really think that Voldemort was just a cruel, torturing villain who spouts anti-Muggle propaganda? He has to have something to offer to his followers. For Snape it's respect and knowledge. Besides, even a dark lord needs someone he can rely on, someone who will be honest with him. And when Snape dared to speak his mind at their first meeting, he soon became this man to Voldemort.

(3) One night during Neville's seventh year he comes across Snape and a boggart ... (Oneshot)

(4) Draco has known Snape for all his life. Some scenes involving both of them, and an explanation why Draco didn't go to Snape in his sixth year. (Short)

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Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Healing by Sheankelor reviews
Two curses started it all. Severus and Minerva lost so much to them and Hogwarts lost both of them. But now something else has come along. Will that allow all of them to heal? Severus - MC, Percy and Minerva secondary MC. No pairings. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,565 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Severus S., Percy W., Minerva M. - Complete
Once a Headmaster by Sheankelor reviews
EWE, Snape lives. Snape is released from St. Mungo's and comes back to Hogwarts. He wants to help repair his home, put his life in order and pass his title to Minerva, will Hogwarts let him? No pairings. Sequel to "A Place", and a member of the Spinner's End universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,705 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Place by Sheankelor reviews
Prequel to "Once a Headmaster" set before Lily's death. Snape needs a place that is his to prepare for all that is going on in his life. Some place that neither sides knows about. This is a story about how Severus became well... Severus, as well as a teacher. This is a Spinner's End universe story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Condiment War by lynne-monstr reviews
Prussia and Methos drink beer and plan an invasion. With condiments.
Crossover - Highlander & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Methos, Prussia - Complete
Lineage by ruth baulding reviews
AU!Jedi Apprentice. Book I: In which master and apprentice meet for the first time, enjoy a disastrous adventure courtesy of Xanatos DuCrion, and reap the fruits of patience and fortitude. A fanciful retelling of the original.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Bottle Fame and Brew Glory by Rannaro reviews
Not satisfied with "Deathly Hallows?" This alternate version of Book Seven was written at the same time that JKR was writing DH, but has a different take on the story and contains an account of Snape's most unique Halloween celebration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 197,293 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Making Deals by Sheankelor reviews
How did Severus get talked into being the assistant to Lockhart in the dueling club? This is a story that follows Shadowycats "Dueling with Dolts". Written with their permission. Now has a sequel "Honoring the deal"!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Severus S., F. Flitwick - Complete
Suffer my Children by sylphides reviews
What will it take for Sirius Black to become an adult? What must happen for Severus Snape to break from the fetters of his life? In the summer before seventh year, both boys may just find out those answers. AU fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,178 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Neighbours by Leliha reviews
Spinner's End, seven years after the war. Having survived Nagini's attack Snape leads the life of a recluse. Until the day he meets Nathan, his neighbour's son… SS/OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,110 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Second Chance by Lady Memory reviews
COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 141,118 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Who Would Snape Choose? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Alice and the Deathly Hallows by Swallow B reviews
It's hard to read Harry Potter on the plane. Especially when you are sitting next to Minna and Mr Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Prison Tale by waterside reviews
An AU story for young Snape, in which Voldemort wants to kill the Longbottoms. It is my answer to the question whether Snape's return to the good side depends on chance - Voldemort's choice - or on something that sets him apart from "real" Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wolf's Moon by cuthalion reviews
In a sleepy village hides a stranger, hovering between a lost life and new possibilities. An unwanted encounter leads to a great adventure... and to unexpected hope. Obviously AU, Post-DH, with an OFC and several canon characters. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,528 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Scavenger Hunt by wingnutdawn reviews
Albus has a sample list of five clues for a scavenger hunt and requests Severus to be his partner to solve them before the other team of Minerva and Filius does. Severus has his own Slytherin ideas.If a little mayhem ensures he considers it a bonus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
The Overlooked by ChristineX reviews
Snape discovers the existence of a magically gifted young woman who never received an invitation to Hogwarts. But as the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, can Snape protect her from those around her...including himself? Epilogue DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,588 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
With Sword And Head Held High by Ushmushmeifa reviews
A demon, a sword, and a 500 year old grudge come back to haunt Professor McGonagall. Complete. [Highlander – Harry Potter crossover]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,837 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Dissonance by Keerawa reviews
Methos is among the first to realize that the Gathering has already begun.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
One Minute by Rachael DuBois reviews
Time is precious when fighting deadly curses. Missing moment from HBP, Snape and Katie Bell. Winner of the Snapecast September Fanfic Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Severus S., Katie B. - Complete
Who Lives in Disguise by duj reviews
HBPconcurrent and compatible, SPOILERS, COMPLETE! It was the longest, shortest trip back from Hogwarts ever. Nominated in Fifth Multifaceteds
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,344 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Immortal Survivors by Keerawa reviews
How do men become monsters? How do Watchers become Hunters? Just relax. Doctor Ung will explain everything.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Unexplained by Noldo reviews
Muggles and wizards, wizards and Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2005
Verdant by Noldo reviews
Green and red, dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/9/2005
As the World by Ariana Deralte reviews
An immortal visitor to Darius' shrine leads to some interesting conversations.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Methos, Darius
Perspective by TeresaC reviews
Missing scene from "The Messenger." Joe and MacLeod want the truth; Methos thinks a lie would be more comfortable. [complete]
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
Silent Soldiers by Daine reviews
They are the unsung, the forgotten. They will never be a Boy Who Lived. Yet their victories, unnoticed and uncelebrated, mean the difference between victory and defeat. Part Five: Terry Boot now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 11/18/2001 - Neville L.
Halloween story by Methos by MarbleGlove reviews
MacLoed challenges Methos to tell a scary story. OneShot
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
Interlude by Adia7 reviews
After her confrontation with Umbridge, Professor Snape offers Professor McGonagall a shoulder to cry on. Told from McGonagal's POV, rated for some cursing. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/25/2002
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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Merry Sue's Misadventures reviews
Sue Miller is a rather unremarkable witch, but she does have fun at Hogwarts. This is a series of short pieces involving her and will be updated whenever I have time and ideas to spare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - OC - Complete
Year of Full Moons reviews
There are few things that Severus Snape fears more than werewolves. Having been bitten by one, however, he has to cope not only with painful transformations but also with keeping in Voldemorts good graces, teaching occlumency to an unwilling student and enduring Dolores Umbridge. Takes place in 1996.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Severus S.
The Princess and the Frog reviews
How would Severus Snape's story sound as a fairy tale? Features: princess Lily, Severus the frog and Voldmort the wolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Witches Talk reviews
Lockhart is pretty, charming and without a scrap of talent. Snape is unpleasant, unappealing but has a way with spells. It's the first meeting of the duelling club and four professors and the mediwitch decide they want to witness it. And, you know, witches talk … (This is not about the duel itself, only about the witches' discussion about it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Minerva M., R. Hooch, P. Sprout, S. Vector - Complete