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Joined 11-22-12, id: 4376589, Profile Updated: 05-13-13
Author has written 22 stories for Warriors, Hunger Games, Pokémon, Mario, DragonVale, Halo, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Call of Duty.

I EDIT ALL STORIES, AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT BORE ME TO DEATH. (Romance/Hurt Comfort)

I wrote the Cat Hunger Games.

I also wrote the Celebrity Hunger Games.

Yes, I wrote several Pokemon stories.

I do not own Pokemon or the Hunger Games. Game Freak and Suzanne Collins do that. I only make entertaining parodies.

Some of my stories are comedy, some are not. I prefer comedy because people don't complain about bad writing.

I'm epic, get used to it.

Like my stories? Write a review!

Have an idea? PM me!

Have an unused Pokemon you created? Send me the info and your Pokemon might be in my new region!

I have a roblox account. It is named bobpokeninja.

Honey boo boo wants her cheese balls!

I won't update my books unless I get reviews.

I got the writing skillz that killz.

I have readers from USA, Canada, India, Guam, Jordan, New Zealand, Netherlands, Germany, Finland, Spain, Paraguay, Ireland, Belgium, and more!

Bands/People I resent: Maroon 5, Justin Beiber, Obama, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Brittney Spears.

Things/People I love: Hamburgers, Brownies, THE 49ERS!; Komodo Dragons, the Hunger Games trilogy, Pokemon, Roblox, and my buddies. :3

If I leave a negative review on your story, it is most likely for spelling and capitalization.

Thanks for reading my short but comprehensive review on molecules, compounds, and alloys!

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Have a Minecraft Server that you want to be popular? Message me the IP and I will try it out. If it is good, I may tell my friends about it.

You guys know Helen Zhu? I know I don't...

POKEMON CHALLENGE (Find your perfect team)
1. Find the letter of your first name. Go to and put it in the search box. Find the fifth (or last if less than five) Pokemon. i.e. Machoke for M.
2. Are you small, medium, or tall for your age? Are you light or heavy? Put this information in and choose the 7th Pokemon for that category. i.e. Heavy/Tall=Torterra.3. Choose the Pokemon type that is closest to your last name's first letter. (If 2, choose one) and then pick a random Pokemon. i.e. S=Steel=Genesect
4. Go back to the basic Pokedex and choose a random number between 10 and 640. Add the Pokemon to your team. i.e. 346=Cradily
5. Go into the Abilities section and find the Ability closest to your last name. i.e. Roberts=Rough Skin=Sharpedo
6. Take what you named your last character on Pokemon and type the name in until there are no Pokemon left. Remove a letter and choose the remaining Pokemon. i.e. Waffles=Walrein

Now assemble your team! i.e. Machoke, Torterra, Genesect, Cradily, Sharpedo, and Walrein. Enjoy!

Do you have people who offend a story due to grammar and punctuation, and their review looks like this V ?
"WUT THE HECK WAS THIS. LEARN TO USE GRAMMER." -Clueless noob
Uh yeah, I don't think a message like this is very effective.

TRY MY POLL!

Did you know that you can literally make these profile descriptions go on forever? >:D

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.
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-8 Reasons to Thank my Mother-
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and make the world wonder how you did it."
"If you want to feed the trolls, feed them broccoli."
"When life gives you lemons, mix them with 20 pounds of sugar to make lemonade."
"If life's got you down, fight back with a sniper."
"It's great being the younger sibling because you can always annoy your older siblings."

Why America has some Issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

My sister once made fun of summer camps.

"Welcome to Hidden Brook Summer Camp, where children ages 12-18 can enjoy a peaceful 2-month experience deep in the Sierra Nevadas! The camp begins on June 15 and finishes on August 24. Here campers can fish in the famous Hidden Brook, kayak in Mystic Lake, swim in the welcoming waters, make arts and crafts, perform skits, write music under the quiet of the pines and make memories they will cherish for a lifetime, So hurry; register online fast before this wonderful camp is filled! You won't regret it. :) (P.S. Did we forget to mention that there are disappearing campers, freaky storms and something dark and forgotten lurking beneath the tranquil waters? Of course we did!)"

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Book Challenge!

Write 5 titles of books or video games with a character next to them.
1 Hunger Games-President Snow
2 Percy Jackson-Grover
3 Mario-Princess Peach
4 Twilight- Bella
5 Legend of Zelda- Ganondorf
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First, have #1 go out on a date with #5.
President Snow yelled, "AREN'T YOU GLAD WE'RE GAY?!?"

Second, #4 has to save #2 from #3's captivity.
"YOU WILL NEVER FREE THAT err, what's it called? Half man, half goat... I forget..." Princess Peach said maliciously. "I will save you just like I did with Edward's heart..." Bella said calmly. "CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT!?!" Grover yelled.

Third, #5 is going skydiving with #4."You go first!" Bella yelled, trying to get the Dark Lord to hear over the noise of the chopper. "You like bratwurst???" Ganondorf responded. Bella facepalmed and jumped off-without her parachute.

#2 and #1 are Nazis trying to execute #3.
"You darn Jew!" Grover sneered. "You should all be dead..." President Snow yelled. Peach then did something that caught them unprepared. She jumped up over President Snow's head. She swiped her umbrella from no where in particular. She smacked both of them in the head and stole all of the money from their bank vault, and she left a note. "OWNED!"

Finally, they are all playing "telephone".
"The dark lord conquers all!" Ganondorf whispered to Grover. He passed on the message as: "The dark lord eats balls!" President Snow heard this and then said "The fart board bleats and mauls!" Peach heard this and whispered: "The art board is down some halls." Finally, Bella yelled "The smart sword cut some walls!"

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The Mole: Tricky Enemy by Moley Koopa reviews
It's The Mole with normal characters, NO connections to the OC fics, they need to find out who is the Mole and the winner will get up to 500,000 coins while all the others walk away with nothing. WHO IS THE MOLE?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,253 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Boomerang Brother, Toadiko
Stone Shadows by ChildOfMusic reviews
The legendaries are called to the Hall of Origin because of disturbing matters, legendary Pokémon have been turning to stone one by one. Even though everyone hates him, Darkrai stands up to the challenge and others find out he's not what they think he is. DISCONTINUED!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Darkrai, Latias
Lurking Shadows by Rainstripe300 reviews
Rainpaw, Applepaw, and Firepaw all have tremendous powers to save the clans from something stronger than cat itself. Will they discover them in time? Or will the clans be plunged into darkness forever?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Spartans and Ponies by DeadLight63 reviews
After an accident, Master Chief is transported to Equestria. The transport causes severe events to occur, and the elements are spread across many worlds... NOTE: THERE WILL BE MORE CROSSOVERS THAN JUST HALO AND MLP.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
World War Equestria by DeadLight63 reviews
One week after the wedding, Equestria is under attack by the changelings, and the once peaceful world finds itself in a full blown world wide war. Eight years later, a young Sergeant finds himself thrown into the climax of this heated conflict...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012
The Dragon Games by Sparkvine reviews
A DragonVale parody of the Olympic Games. Crimson, a Panlong dragon, works to compete in the Dragon Games to earn massive wealth and riches. However, it isn't as easy as it may seem... NOTE: Dragons have genders for the sake of pronouns, because I would go insane without them.
DragonVale - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012
Pokemon Unova Adventures by sabby1999 reviews
Neo sets out on his Pokemon journey.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012
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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: A Mystery of Shadows reviews
A new darkness has spread after a human saved the Pokemon world from utter destruction. OC'S for the main exploration team no longer needed! You can still submit for shop owners/villains/citizens of Post Town/anything else. Just add Name, Pokemon, Occupation, and Personality. (Changed the title ;) )
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
Hunger Games! reviews
A story I made. Enjoy! Rated K-plus for blood.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Warriors Newspaper!
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Each chapter is a different section/story.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Published: 3/18/2013
The Warriors Shall Rap reviews
Firestar gets a "brilliant" idea. Warning:Random.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Leafpool, Firestar
Random Warriors reviews
After their camp is attacked by Twolegs, the cats go crazy. Oc's Needed. Suggestions and constructive criticism are recommended.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Firestar, Jayfeather
Perceh Jaskon's Diary
A current one-shot, will make longer if I get reviews. Perceh Jaskon has a girlfriend, a criminal dad, and now his own diary. This is one of the most random parodies you will ever read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Percy J.
World War 3 reviews
This is not the World War 3 from COD. This is something I invented, and most of it won't make sense until I add on. This is powered by reviews, so leave suggestions and/or comments! K plus for now, until the war starts.
Crossover - Halo & Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013
Pokemon Adventure reviews
This story takes place in Unova. OC's will not be available until I put all of the previous ones in. This story does not actually involve Ash. It is a parody of the character. I put it there because the main character goes on a journey around the region, he wants all 8 gym badges, and he wants to defeat the Pokemon League. Don't get something? Just leave a review of PM me. Thanks!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Pokemon Journey
This story takes place in a region I invented, so don't complain about fake cities. A first person Pokemon Adventure with a bit of Comedy mixed in.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Spheal/Tamazarashi
The Albino Dragon reviews
When a young dragon's parents are captured by a wizard, how will it survive on its own?
DragonVale - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013
Random Mario Game Show reviews
I got bored and made this random show, and there is no way you can read something more random than this. We have noobs, fake hosts, negative points, and explosives! K plus for violence.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Pokemon Reality Show reviews
OC's are not needed anymore. In progress. If you like it, review! (Also could be consider Total Drama Island, but that isn't on there) Sorry for any errors, I had to change a few things.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Celebrity Games! reviews
Too many unwanted celebrities? Put them all in the Hunger Games. Problem Solved. I did not use direct names for real life characters or trademarks of a company. (Sorry guys, Santa isn't real) Thanks to Patchwork Doll for helping me not get banned. Rated T for cheese balls and blood. 615 views, keep it up! Thank you all!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012
Pokemon Adventure!
Leonardo gets to go on the adventure of a lifetime when he passes the final exam at his middle school. Along with his trusty partner(s) he will travel around the region of Unova. Rated K for cartoon violence.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,310 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012
Cat Hunger Games Part 4: The Victory Parade
Katniss gets a letter from President Snow, and wants to publish her own song!
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012
Cat Hunger Games Book 1 reviews
The first 3 parts in 1 story, so you don't have to keep clicking!
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012
Cat Hunger Games EX2 The Avox Troll
I made a mistake while writing this, but I still posted it. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Avox girl
Cat Hunger Games Part 3: The Victor
Another part that explain Katniss's diet, Peeta's secret, and ANOTHER spoiler!
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete
Cat Hunger Games Part 2: The Games reviews
A sequel to the original by moi. Enjoy! (Best for kids 7 and up, there is football and invisible trees involved.)
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012
Cat Hunger Games Part 1: The Reaping reviews
A hilarious parody of Hunger Games, with cats. Why cats? Because they're cuddleh.
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
Minecraft Hunger Games reviews
A short story made for my friend Colby. Happy birthday!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Katniss E. - Complete
Cat Hunger Games (A parody) EX1 Tribute Parade, How Haymitch Won
Mainly based on the Hunger Games. If you have not read my main book, I recommend doing it. Enjoy and don't forget to Laugh Out Loud!
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Haymitch A.