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Author has written 22 stories for Warriors, Hunger Games, Pokémon, Mario, DragonVale, Halo, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Call of Duty.
I EDIT ALL STORIES, AS LONG AS THEY DO NOT BORE ME TO DEATH. (Romance/Hurt Comfort)
I wrote the Cat Hunger Games.
I also wrote the Celebrity Hunger Games.
Yes, I wrote several Pokemon stories.
I do not own Pokemon or the Hunger Games. Game Freak and Suzanne Collins do that. I only make entertaining parodies.
Some of my stories are comedy, some are not. I prefer comedy because people don't complain about bad writing.
I'm epic, get used to it.
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Have an unused Pokemon you created? Send me the info and your Pokemon might be in my new region!
I have a roblox account. It is named bobpokeninja.
Honey boo boo wants her cheese balls!
I won't update my books unless I get reviews.
I got the writing skillz that killz.
I have readers from USA, Canada, India, Guam, Jordan, New Zealand, Netherlands, Germany, Finland, Spain, Paraguay, Ireland, Belgium, and more!
Bands/People I resent: Maroon 5, Justin Beiber, Obama, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Brittney Spears.
Things/People I love: Hamburgers, Brownies, THE 49ERS!; Komodo Dragons, the Hunger Games trilogy, Pokemon, Roblox, and my buddies. :3
If I leave a negative review on your story, it is most likely for spelling and capitalization.
Thanks for reading my short but comprehensive review on molecules, compounds, and alloys!
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You guys know Helen Zhu? I know I don't...
POKEMON CHALLENGE (Find your perfect team)
Now assemble your team! i.e. Machoke, Torterra, Genesect, Cradily, Sharpedo, and Walrein. Enjoy!
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See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
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-8 Reasons to Thank my Mother-
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and make the world wonder how you did it."
Why America has some Issues
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
My sister once made fun of summer camps.
"Welcome to Hidden Brook Summer Camp, where children ages 12-18 can enjoy a peaceful 2-month experience deep in the Sierra Nevadas! The camp begins on June 15 and finishes on August 24. Here campers can fish in the famous Hidden Brook, kayak in Mystic Lake, swim in the welcoming waters, make arts and crafts, perform skits, write music under the quiet of the pines and make memories they will cherish for a lifetime, So hurry; register online fast before this wonderful camp is filled! You won't regret it. :) (P.S. Did we forget to mention that there are disappearing campers, freaky storms and something dark and forgotten lurking beneath the tranquil waters? Of course we did!)"
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
Write 5 titles of books or video games with a character next to them.
First, have #1 go out on a date with #5.
Second, #4 has to save #2 from #3's captivity.
Third, #5 is going skydiving with #4."You go first!" Bella yelled, trying to get the Dark Lord to hear over the noise of the chopper. "You like bratwurst???" Ganondorf responded. Bella facepalmed and jumped off-without her parachute.
#2 and #1 are Nazis trying to execute #3.
Finally, they are all playing "telephone".