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Joined 08-13-03, id: 437758, Profile Updated: 07-09-10

I've had this account since I was about 13 years old and I'll be 21 this year. Haha. Alright, I love Harry Potter and I always will. I also have an unnatural obsession with Edward Cullen. I've taken a stab at writing some fan fiction but I'm not that good so I don't publish it. I just enjoy reading it.

My favorite pairings...

Draco/Hermione... Can't get enough

Ron/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Edward/Bella

and I hate...

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Hermione... Get over it people. It's not meant to be

Edward/ and anyone else other than Bella

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 5,026 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My White Demon by evil-vile-kitty reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. Her white demon comes to love her. Song fic, based off of 'A White Demon Love Song' By The Killers. My first One-Shot. Slightly lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Progress by Amethyst Jackson reviews
NM AU. Bella asks Edward to save her from Alice’s planned birthday party and take her out for her birthday instead. Bella’s plan has much better results than Alice’s. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An End to Resistance by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is waiting for Edward when he comes back from hunting. Edward stops resisting. In a good way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kitchen Duty by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Hermione and Ron move beyond "just friends." Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wishlist by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distraction by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Things heat up when Edward and Bella are on the run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rebel Without a Cause by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Days before her wedding, Bella decides to go for one last motorcycle ride. Edward is Not Please. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Torture by Amethyst Jackson reviews
After Bella has an interesting dream, Edward finds a way to satisfy her. Before, you know, she spontaneously combusts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Two Traitors by Amethyst Jackson reviews
A midnight meeting between two traitors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Oi, Granger! by Ifuonlyknewgrl reviews
TEMP HIATUS! I'm Having COMPUTER PROBLEMS! Draco began to place feathery kisses down her neck. She smirked. “No reaction!” Draco immediately pulled back, glaring. “DAMN IT GRANGER! ALWAYS THE LITTLE VIRGIN!”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,957 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Resurrection by EgyptsStar reviews
Take a journey of selfdiscovery through the eyes of Draco Malfoy as he describes his adventures, misadventures, and coming of age. INTENSE LEMONS, passion, intrigue and angst abounds! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,997 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slytherin Pride by ccccinaminlips reviews
A surprise visit leads to a little tumble in bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention can be SO hot by hermdrayreturns reviews
It's a hot summer's day and Hermione and Draco are stuck in detention. A ONE SHOT fic dedicated purely to smut and a bit of swearing. you have been warned. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lust or Love? by sweetthang-37 reviews
CH 19 UPfinally! Hermione is back for her final year at Horgwarts. CH 19 FINALLY UP! R for sex and swearing! All Is Being Revised! Contains Lemons! LOTS OF THEM SO BITE ME! pairing HM HG Full Summory Inside! REVISING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,217 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unadulterated Bliss by Aimee Kisstchu reviews
Draco saves Ginny from a fate worse than death, and she wants to repay him...but how?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Celebrity Skin by EgyptsStar reviews
Hermione makes a proposal that Draco cannot refuse. My own version of a quickie fic with humor, intrigue, and good old fashioned lemony...lemony...SMUT AND WIT WITH PLOT. A lighthearted departure from Resurrection. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The First Night by iheartronweasley reviews
Ron and Hermione spend a great night together....but things happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,029 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Skin She's In by SpicyDumpling reviews
COMPLETED! It's the summer before 6th year, and Hermione is spying on Lucius Malfoy in his manor by transfiguring into a cat. Forced to reveal herself, Hermione is also forced to admit the feelings she has for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cruel Intentions by Little Wings reviews
Draco and Pansy make a bet that Draco can't get Ginny into bed. Only problem is that Ginny made a vow to keep herself until she finds true love. Remember, in the game of seduction, there is only one rule. Never fall in love. What if someone breaks that ru
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Merlin, Leave Us Alone! by LadyBrannon reviews
~Sequel to Merlin's Oath!~ Draco and Ginny finish their final year at Hogwarts. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,857 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Little Too Late by DiM writer reviews
Sequel to In Dreams. DracoHermione. Can they work it out? Or was their dream world just that... a dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
God really doesn't exist by Missi1 reviews
Rated R for severe rape scence, do not read if you are offended. She was begging; pleading; crying to the one above, wanting this to stop. Instead, it seemed to go on endlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In Dreams by DiM writer reviews
-COMPLETE-! Hermione accidentally falls into a surreal world and Draco Malfoy is her only companion. Set in 6th yr... sorta AU. Plz Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Opposites Attract by stardust n dreams reviews
finished! Who would have ever thought that the infamous bookworm Hermione, and the 'little Slytherin prat' Malfoy would ever see eye to eye...or much more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,463 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How It Could All End by NeoGooner reviews
The Title says it all. R Rated due adult activities ;-) CHAPTER 9 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Someday by krazidaizy reviews
She escaped to the lake for the summer in hopes to find some peace and quiet. She didn't expect him to be there, to torment her, to desire her. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,650 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
a memory owed by eisa reviews
the night before mione's wedding she gets an unexpected surprise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Apologies Accepted by Missi1 reviews
Hermione and Ron had another fight, only this time it's Hermione's turn to apologise..... Rated R for sex scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Hermione Granger's Diary by Ginger5 reviews
*COMPLETE*After Hogwarts. Hermione has to face alot this summer, NEWTS results, boy troubles, barbeques and festivals. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Stawberry Wine by Jules7 reviews
"Like strawberry wine, seventeen...the hot July moon saw everything...". Ron and Hermione give in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sight by Jules7 reviews
Ron takes in the scenery... Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Taste by Jules7 reviews
Having fun with flavors. Second in a series. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Touch by Jules7 reviews
A mind romp during a late-night interlude. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.