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Joined 11-23-12, id: 4377671, Profile Updated: 11-03-14
Author has written 61 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, James Bond, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Hunger Games, Grease, Casualty, Wreck-It Ralph, Rocky Horror, Sherlock, and Misc. Movies.

Hello lovely creatures, my name is Prosper welcome to my page et cetera, and I hope you enjoy your time here.

I am of 14 years of age, and a proud Scot (curse those stupid bastards for voting no *punches wall*) I write things, I draw things and I use my Tumblr (@suicide-by-cyanide) as a platform for excessive Rocky Horror and Marilyn Manson fangirling. That's basically all I do. Those exact words will probably be all that makes up my CV.

I like music, sleep, Marilyn Manson, food, writing, art, Joan Jett, pugs and myself, in no particular order.

I've been focusing more on my original series, Waltzing with Lucifer, of late - all of which can be found on my DeviantART page (same name as here) but what I will put here occasionally is of fandoms including (but not limited to) The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sherlock, and maybe some occasional Skyfall if I'm in a nice mood. Many of my older fics are James Bond, and I will confirm now that anything published over one year ago that is incomplete is officially discontinued unless I explicitly say otherwise. I used to have a bad habit of writing absolute shit on a whim...

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My Love of a Certain Dope by Transylvanian Mockingjay reviews
A possible three-shot involving Eddie and Columbia's first attempt at a "date" outside of the Frankenstein Place, one month after they begin seeing one another. Columbia is going to perform a tap routine in a local variety show with Eddie in the audience. Will Frank find out and stop them? Rated T to be safe, I own nothing. R&R please! :D
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Frank N. Furter, Columbia, Eddie
A Hospital Visit by YetAnotherAnimeFreak reviews
After a little accident involving a motorcycle, Sherlock is put into the hospital with a broken leg. Dr. Watson proves to be an excellent distraction from the boring room. Nothing but fluff and happy stuff, I promise. I just wanted to write a ficlet with these two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Honesty by Can'tStopImagining reviews
Magenta has to be honest with herself. Magenta/Columbia (friends-ish).
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Columbia, Magenta - Complete
Sleepless by Can'tStopImagining reviews
Columbia, despite her small mind and child mentality, had a thirst for knowledge, and Magenta quickly learnt that unless she at least attempted to answer these inquiries, sleep was simply unattainable.' Magenta/Columbia friendship (if that's how you interpret it).
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014
Rocky Horror Music Shuffle Challenge by Transylvanian Mockingjay reviews
Hello all! This is my 1st ever published story so I would appreciate feedback! I did the music challenge in which you write ten drabbles within the length of ten songs with no editing afterward. Many are Columbia-based since she is my favorite and a lot of these brought her to mind. I own nothing and all characters of RHPS belong to Richard O' Brien! Rated T to be safe.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Frank N. Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, Columbia - Complete
Unemployment by Iv-Vii-Xi reviews
What if Frank, Rocky, and Columbia were just stunned by the laser? A silly little oneshot. Spoilers. Contains extremely slight traces of RockyxFrank, and tree nuts. Rated T to be safe.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Frank N. Furter, Rocky, Columbia - Complete
When Brad Met Tamora by CelticWarriorMoon reviews
SORRY FOR THE DELAY! Takes place before the movie. Basically just chronicles Tamora Calhoun's past love life, from her first encounter with Brad to the horrific incident that ended it all. Calhoun's POV. Rated T for some brief violence and some blood/character injury. Please read and review to let me know what you guys think! *Rating may change to M for later chapters*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Dr. Brad S.]
The Flame Goes Out by Can'tStopImagining reviews
Magenta says goodbye to Columbia.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Columbia, Magenta, Riff Raff - Complete
Beautiful Things by DefiantGravy reviews
Effie chose tributes, Cinna dressed them for their deaths, and Caesar made them pretend to smile about it. But what did these Capitol citizens think about the Hunger Games? 3 vignettes from before and during the 74th and 75th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Caesar F., Effie T., Cinna - Complete
Traditions by Can'tStopImagining reviews
Transylvania doesn't celebrate Christmas. Columbia takes it upon herself to educate her new friend in Earth traditions. (Riffgenta, Columbia/Magenta friendship).
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Columbia, Magenta, Riff Raff - Complete
Forgiveness by adventure time idiota1 reviews
It finally hit Columbia that Eddie was dead, Frank didn't love her and she didn't have to long to live. How does she handle it? How does Frank? In this only Rocky died. Rated M for sexual content.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Columbia, Frank N. Furter, Magenta
6 Months by Sarahloulabellx reviews
They gave her 6 months to live but she was not going to give up without a fight. Please read the message inside Some material may upset people sorry about this.
Casualty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Dixie, Jeff C. - Complete
Sick Fic Redux by LittlePippin76 reviews
The idea for this was prompted by someone who suggested that Sick Fic asked a lot of questions; how exactly did John fall from a rooftop? What was Sherlock doing in Southward Cathedral when he took an iron bar to the back of the head? How did Sherlock come to be drowned? This story is going to be a collection of answers to those questions. Mostly (not always) case-based.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
It's time for bye-byes by Lilys Eyes reviews
Columbia can't sleep, so Frank tells her a bedtime story. Hope I didn't make Frank too sweet and cuddly.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Columbia, Frank N. Furter - Complete
I Will Not by emjo1 reviews
It's the first day of school, and the Rocky Horror gang is told by their teacher to write a list of things they should avoid doing this year at school, based on what they've learned the hard way. First one is Columbia. :P I do not own Rocky Horror, or Chapstick, no matter how delicious those two things are!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Columbia, Magenta - Complete
Effie's nightmare by NotAThatGoodAWriter reviews
Hayffie fluff fic; Haymitch has always been a victim of the nightmares, but since the her capture Effie is beginning to feel his pain.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Sex Ed, Collie Style! by emjo1 reviews
Columbia has to explain how a period works to Magenta... Yup. ONE SHOT
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Columbia - Complete
Skyfall Psychological Test: Alternate Scene by Charles Xavier reviews
Just a funny little take on the scene where James Bond speaks to the psychologist in Skyfall. Pure silliness.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - James Bond/007 - Complete
The Side Effects of Dying by SirEskimoChuck reviews
If it had been his choice Q wouldn't have known he was dying at all. He wasn't even thirty yet so the chances of having brain cancer were slim and really not possible right? Apparently wrong.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/6/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 1 - Complete
Stay With Me by BarnumOnTheBrain reviews
Haymitch visits the hospital where Effie lays in bed. And he contemplates what she means to him. Hayffie oneshot,and neither of them die in this one, woo! For back-it-up-elizabethbanks.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Human by Mettemorphose reviews
"Don't fool yourself, I've never been happy," The words flew out of her mouth and she physically lifted her hands to draw them back, but too late. A satisfactory look on Haymitch's face told her that this was exactly what he was looking for. A confession. * A take on Effie Trinket's thoughts on rebellion and Capitol life, multi chapter, touches of Hayffie, but mainly Caeffie *
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Effie T., Caesar F. - Complete
A Hunting We Will Go by ColubridCola reviews
AU? Frank-N-Furter takes his creation into town and goes to a garage sale. Rocky is a bad boy. Oneshot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Frank N. Furter, Rocky, Riff Raff, Columbia - Complete
Summer Night in Denton by ColubridCola reviews
Franky is uncomfortable and...moist in this summer fiction. He needs sleep and can't get it because of a row going on between Columbia and Eddie. Lots of yelling and a bit of weirdness. This is before Rocky comes into the picture. One shot.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Frank N. Furter, Eddie, Columbia, Riff Raff - Complete
Old Mammy Meldrew by shesdancingalone reviews
After Dougal is injured during a ping pong battle, his irritable mother pays the parochial house a visit. Unconvinced that he is a good priest, she threatens to take him away for good. That is, unless Ted can prove her otherwise.
Father Ted - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011
Mona Lisa by ColumbiaSings reviews
Columbia/Frank
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Columbia, Frank N. Furter
Linda Flint meets Emily Howard by shadowjadis reviews
My first fanfic! One-shot. A new student visits secretary Linda Flint... and it's no other than Emily Howard. 'How can I describe her...' Hope you enjoy it!
Little Britain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
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One for Sorrow reviews
What if the floor show went a tad...differently? Frank says a tearful goodbye to his groupie.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Frank N. Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, Columbia - Complete
RHPS Shuffle Challenge reviews
Fasten your seatbelts as we delve into my music collection to discover just why it was that Eddie left home, the root of Columbia's ridiculous devotion to the Transylvanian transvestite who has her heart, and what exactly goes down in the Frankenstein Place when Collie has the sniffles and is left alone wit her boyfriend.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Frank N. Furter, Columbia, Eddie
Just A car Crash Away reviews
A tragic accident leaves Sherlock, the perennially emotionless robot, to face the feelings of regret and perhaps even love that he suppressed until the unthinkable happened...Sherlolly, Johnlock if that's how you want to interpret it. WARNING: Major character death
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W. - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviews
In which a certain groupie and her boyfriend discover that said groupie is not all that good at rollerskating, very much to the chagrin of poor Frankie and his delicate little composure. Eddie/Columbia
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Columbia, Eddie] Frank N. Furter - Complete
No Need to Say Goodbye
Inspired by The Call by Regina Spektor. Effie and Caesar are in District 13. It's not exactly the Capitol, and after Effie's torture, all they can really do it tyr and get their lives back together. CaeFie and hayFfie freindship
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Caesar F., Effie T.] Haymitch A., Pres. Coin
Bad Habits & High Standards reviews
He really drove her insane sometimes. Uptight bitch though she was, he still loved her. Teeny tiny HayFfie drabble :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Effie T., Haymitch A.] - Complete
This Game We Play
Effie Trinket's life has been an interesting one...dealing with drunken mentors, sending kids to their deaths every year, putting up with a vainglorious older brother who thinks the sun shines out of his arse and loves to make her life miserable and keeping her relationship with the Master of Ceremonies under wraps, all the while with her platinum smile on her face. Effie drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Effie T., Caesar F.] - Complete
No Release reviews
Inspired by the events of Mockingjay. 'He had to stay strong for both of them now...' The Capitol have Caesar and Effie. And what better way to torture them than to physically break one of them in a way that will emotionally destroy the other?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Effie T., Caesar F. - Complete
Gun-Given Solace reviews
'She gave a sigh of heavy relief. The bullet had missed her.' Prompt from ILOVECHIPS. What if M never died at Skyfall? But what if James did?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007 - Complete
Who Cares? reviews
Scars series part four. It was just a piece of sadistic irony that her oldest and possibly dearest friend Tiago Rodriguez, the only 00 with a pathological fear of torture, had never found out what had happened to her over those near fatal three days in Rennes. M/Silva
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - M 3, R. Silva - Complete
Not Broken, Just Bent reviews
SEX! Now that I have your attention...Scars series part six. A different kind of love is explored i this one; the love between mother and son. How well exactly does David cope with finding out about his mum? Find out here, from the day she leaves right through to...well, whenever I get fed up writing...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [M 3, R. Silva] Q 3
Out of character and head-over-heels in love reviews
'He goes for the door, though before he leaves, he flashes his radiant smile. "What's the worst that could happen?"' She knew that he had jinxed it, she had known the very second that she remembered how he'd seen her in her dress. Cute but depressingly ironic BradMora wedding-day fluff.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Dr. Brad S.
Hit & Run reviews
The first installment of the Litwak High School AU I'm writing. There was hundreds of things that could have happened to them at some point. But him not knowing who on earth she was and hating her had always seemed impossible. Until now... BradMora that gets unnecessarily angsty and sad. You may need tissues.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Dr. Brad S.
Now the camera's on reviews
There were quite a few things that Effie could have gone her life without doing. Breaking her ankle on national television - no thanks whatsoever to Caesar Flickerman - was one of them. However...after she had gotten over the embarrassment and inability to wear high heels, she had to admit to having quite enjoyed the aftermath...CaeFie, because I'm allergic to normal OTPs
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T., Caesar F.
Know Thy Enemy reviews
An RTC, a drunk driver harbouring a deep medical secret, a man in denial and blaming himself, his wife admitted to the ED with a badly broken leg. Any normal day in the ED looks like this. But what happens when it's Zoe who was off her face, Jeff who's freaking out and Dixie who's injured? Will friendships, or even lives, be cut short?
Casualty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,740 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Dixie, Jeff C., Zoe H.
No-one Else Could Break My Heart Like You reviews
Jeff goes nuts on a shout, Dixie's not in the mood for him at all and to top it all off the pair of them are sitting in a cubicle, Jeff with ice against his bloody nose and Dixie waiting to find of whether or not her hand's broken. This gives them a lot of time to think on their relationship. Song fic to P!nks's True Love.
Casualty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Dixie, Jeff C. - Complete
S is for Sinner, S is for Saint reviews
Scars series. What most don't know about Camille Delacoire is she had a son. And now he's learned of where the woman his mother tortured and the man who killed her to rescue the woman now M, nothing will get in his way to make them suffer...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
This Means War reviews
For RebaForever15 and Liz1967. By curious quirk of fate, M falls pregnant. Can she - or James for that matter - handle it? (A bit out there, but if Q can get pregnant, then so can M. This is fanfiction we're talking about!) chapters are probably gonna be pretty short. Sorry.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007
Péchés d'une Meurtrière reviews
Scars series. Before she became M, it is little known that she was put through hell and a half. And one man, the very person whom detested her when she was appointed, saved her life... Warnings: strong action violence, moderate gore, torture and slight language.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
Shatter Every Window reviews
Age seventeen, the biggest mistake that Tamora Jean Calhoun ever made was telling her father that she wanted to join the Marines. But now she had the sweet revenge of letting the twister blow down every brick, board and slamming door of her home and past...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Alone Again reviews
Two-shot, Hero's Cuties and very sad. The end of Hero's Duty couldn't have been more painful. When the apocalypse of the first-person shooter game had come, the sharp knife of a short life had taken his dynamite gal from him...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
I'll Never Let Go
BradMora one-shot. Her leg in plaster and her ego in tatters, all she could do was let him love her and think back to the day of the fall...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Dr. Brad S.
Not to Yield reviews
Short one-shot set of character study monologues from my OC, Camille; Silva and M. Scars series
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - M 3, R. Silva - Complete
Back to the Start reviews
Evelyn Cameron (M when she was an agent) finds herself on an incredibly serious, risky mission in Afghanistan. Something she would love under normal circumstances. But this is not normal circumstances; she has been stuck with flirtatious trainee Raoul Silva, who seems to have an enormous crush on her. Prepare for deep hatred on her part, espionage & badly failed romance.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - M 3, R. Silva
Innocent Until Proven Guilty reviews
Formerly titled Don't Let Me Get Me. Casualty and James Bond crossover. Somewhere between Skyfall and QoS, M has a slight accident semi-caused by her Chief of Staff. After she's admitted to Holby City Hospital, things begin to get rather awkward when Tanner starts blaming himself. Meanwhile, an unlikely bond begins to form between M and Jamie... Tanner/M Jamie/M friendship.
Crossover - James Bond & Casualty - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - M 3, Zoe H., Jamie C.
Mum's the Word reviews
When a test involving a new Q Dept. employee and Semtex chewing gum results in most of a test lab blowing up and Q and his trainee Rachael Ronson landing up in hospital, Q accidentally lets slip something involving him and M that could end both of their careers. Will it? M/Q mother/son (literally!)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - M 3, Q 3
Hell Hath No Fury reviews
Fifty years on, M finally has the chance to get revenge on the group responsible for the murder of her parents. But when things begin to get messy she is faced with a difficult decision. What means more to her; her own personal vengeance or James Bond's life?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007
Twenty Words That Began Forever reviews
Shameless Hero's Cuties fluff poetry. Felix and Calhoun have a lot to say about their star-crossed love; this is it in a few choice words...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Damaged Goods reviews
Hero's Cuties fluff. Calhoun gets injured in the line of work and Felix, for once powerless on the front of fixing her, can't stand to see his dynamite gal in pain. One-shot that might have more chapters added on. I got bored, okay?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
I've Come This Far, Erase My Scars reviews
A poem based on my Scars series about M.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - M 3 - Complete
Last Friday Night reviews
When Jeff somehow runs into a lamppost, Dixie is left dealing with the Friday night 'Booze Bus'. How does she manage it? Well, she doesn't. One-shot drabble
Casualty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dixie, Jeff C. - Complete
Really? reviews
M, James, Q, Mallory and Eve read fanfiction, and are generally speaking not impressed...
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2013
Turning tables reviews
James and M's relationship barely stretches past friendly banter and trying their level best to annoy the life out of each other. But when M is critically injured in an attempt to assassinate her by a ghost from her past, things change. She lets slip something that she never wanted anyone to know whilst she is half-conscious. Is it true or was she just delusional? 00M
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
A Light in the Dark reviews
When something knocks you down, you can get back up. if not, there's always a hand to pull you to your feet. For M during her fallout from her husband, James Bond is that hand. Slightly 00M-shippy.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007
Unfair Reality reviews
M didn't die at Skyfall, but the consequences of that one bullet were almost as sinister. She has to come to terms with what is now her life almost overnight, and now she's not M either. But what if it isn't her that's having trouble dealing with it but James?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007
Revenge reviews
"MI6 secretary Eve Moneypenny has been stabbed in the back by an unidentified Spanish female." Post-Skyfall. Lila Silva, daughter of Raoul Silva, has badly injured and almost killed Eve, murdered another two people and vowed to do the same to every MI6 agent she can lay hands on to avenge her father. It is up to 007, M, Eve and Q to stop her before she kills anyone else...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - M 3, James Bond/007, M. Penny, Q 3 - Complete
At Ten A Child reviews
'At ten a child, at twenty wild...' Or so the poem goes. One shot. Reading the classic verse 'The Ages Of Women' to her granddaughter makes M think of the sheer chaos that has been her life so far, and truly contrary to the old poem...
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - M 3 - Complete
Harsh Realizations reviews
Starting out 23 years old and wildly confident, Effie Trinket's first Reaping steadily goes down the pan, and all thanks to an unfortunate twist of fate... One-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
What's Left Behind reviews
Post-Skyfall, pre-established 00M relationship. Sometimes it's not what a person does that's important, but what they leave behind...And this is too true in the case of a certain Raoul Silva. Why does this mysterious girl that goes under the alias of Lila seem intent on killing M and James, and why on earth does M want cleared for fieldwork again?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3
Only Time Will Heal reviews
One-shot sequel to Scars Don't Fade. Life goes on for Evelyn in the wake of her torture (well, almost.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - M 3 - Complete
Drive By reviews
Tiny dialogue set in the car on the way to Skyfall. Complete silliness.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Losing the Fight reviews
Little Skyfall one-shot ficlet. What was going through M's head whilst she was lain in James's arms, slowly slipping from life? Well, here it is. Skyfall ending spoilers.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007 - Complete
Cyanide reviews
For Aaron. We all know about China...but what really happened? Slight spoilers for Skyfall plot. A little Silva/M-shippy. Set in China at the time of Silva's torture and suicide attempt. More hurt than comfort.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - R. Silva - Complete
Irriversably Broken reviews
A missing scene from Die Another Day. James returns to London for a debriefing and finds M sticking her nose where perhaps it doesn't belong. But it's not for the reasons he thinks. Could the machine of a woman that is the evil queen of numbers have something as human as secret fears? A past? Even scars?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007 - Complete
Keep Holding On reviews
He didn't know how he felt about M, but when she was minutes away from death, it came to mind. Surely to god it wasn't...love? Was it? AU chapel scene...and what happens after. Contains mega spoilers for Skyfall. Possible one-sided 00M to start, and full-blown MxBond in later chapters.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
Of Cigarettes, Pavements and General Idiocy reviews
When an accident with Greased Lightning (and Danny) leaves Rizzo in a coma, the Pinks and T-Birds all decide they hate each other. All, except Rizz and Kenickie. While 'Romeo and Juliet' defy the odds, Sandy, Danny, Frenchy, Doody, Jan, Marty and the gang are faced with a tough descision. What's more important; Love or friendship?
Grease - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Rizzo, Kenickie
Oh, Tiago reviews
To her, he was, is and always would be Tiago Rodriguez... A short collection of Silva/M drabbles set before and during Skyfall. I know about his fixation with her, but does she have lingering feelings too? or maybe even regrets...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - M 3, R. Silva - Complete
Tears Dry on Their Own reviews
One-shot sequel to Scars Don't Fade. After all she's suffered through, James worries about Evelyn constantly. But now he has no idea who or where she is. However, she may be a lot closer than he thinks...00M, Skyfall spoilers.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - M 3, James Bond/007 - Complete
Stripped Down to the Essentials reviews
For someone so flashy, Effie has surprisingly low self esteem. It takes a certain Caeser Flickerman and an annual social event which she seldom attends for her to find out that true beauty is in the bare essentials.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Effie T., Caesar F. - Complete
Look Upon Your Sins reviews
Set during Skyfall. Silva wants revenge on his former boss, and is prepared to do anything to make her suffer like he did. M is beyond caring what happens to her, so long as nobody else dies for her... AU hearing and the events before and after -Major(ish) Character Deaths (One that's not supposed to happen and one that does.)-
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - M 3, R. Silva - Complete
Fire Starter reviews
Gender-reversed continuation of Ghost Hunter. Baela is alone and on the run, her entire clan dead. But as the mystery of what happend to them unfolds, Baela discovers a dark family secret kept from her for years. And for good reason...
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Torak
When You're Gone reviews
They had always been best friends. But he had loved her. Always had and always would. Charlie Weasley is torn apart by Tonks's death. All he can think about being her, he retreats from his family and loses himself in a reminiscent world of remembering. Remembering the past, remembering HER. And there's only one person who can bring him back...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Charlie W., N. Tonks
Dignity reviews
An alternative ending to Skyfall that involves M surviving, M and Gareth Mallory's 'retirement planning' argument rearing it's ugly head again, and Mallory taking a page out of Silva's book and trying his hand at cyberterrorism.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - M 3, James Bond/007
Old Habits Die Hard reviews
We are all aware of Bond's annoying yet funny habit of letting himself into M's apartment whenever he feels like it, often at incredibly opportune moments. Well, M has some experience in that area herself... Prologue for my fic, Back To The Start.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - M 2, M 3 - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You reviews
What doesn't kill you just hurts like hell and really doesn't make you stronger in an way. Whatever life throws at you (or in this case whatever Bill Weasley HITS at you), if your name is Nymphadora Tonks, then it is almost guaranteed to be bad. Fourteen-year-old Tonks learns this the hard way...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - N. Tonks, Bill W.
Scars Don't Fade reviews
As she begins to regret giving Silva up to the Chinese, M shares a story with Eve that she would far rather forget, about her past life as an field agent named Evelyn Cameron, the dark secret of the disastrous last mission that led to the end of her career as an active MI6 agent, and her first time meeting a certain 007...
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - M 3 - Complete
Hung Over reviews
Johnny English/James Bond crossover one-shot. Two Secret Service officials. One New Year's Eve party. One long-running mutual hatred. And one hell of a lot of booze. What could possibly go wrong? Well, just about everything.
Crossover - James Bond & Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - M 3 - Complete
Evelyn reviews
The last few scenes of Skyfall (that are actually set AT Skyfall anyway) from M's point of veiw. If you're wondering who Evelyn Cameron is, it's what i think M's real name may be. Contains spoilers.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - M 3, James Bond/007 - Complete
Kill Me, Love Me reviews
FishlegsxOC one-shot. Fishlegs falls head-over-heels in love with a girl that his dragon very nearly kills.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fishlegs I. - Complete
Stupidity, Young Love and Sibling Rivalry reviews
Ruffnut and Tuffnut are a year older than the others starting Dragon Training. This is why. Slightly fluffy in places. Possible TuffnutxOC; it depends how you look at the relationship between Tuff and Termagant.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Damn You reviews
When a fighting training camp goes badly wrong, Astrid must make things up to Ruff or loose her best friend forever. Mainly about Ruffnut and Astrid, but not slash. Mild RuffnutxHiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Ruffnut, Astrid - Complete
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