Author has written 4 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants, Wreck-It Ralph, Gravity Falls, and My Little Pony.
Name: You'd like to know that, wouldn't ya crazy stalker?
Age: 12-17. You guess.
Favorite Cartoons: Regular Show (yeah-yuh!), Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, Making Fiends, Invader ZIM, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dan Versus, Littlest Pet Shop, The Simpsons, Gravity Falls
Favorite video games: My Sims series, Thrillville Series, Sim City Creator, Mario, Sonic
Favorite Movies: Wreck-it Ralph, almost every Disney film ever made,
Stories I refuse to write: Rated M (I refuse to write or read M rated fics. Sorry, but they're just disturbing), Lemon (Disturbing and disgusting), Yaoi/slash (I freakin' HATE yaoi/slash. I have nothing against gays, but I find it really out-of-character to take two characters that are clearly straight/asexual and put them in a relationship with someone they would never in a million years go out with (I'm looking at you, Vanellope X Taffyta!), yuri (refer to the last comment), stories that involve incest pairings,
Characters I support:
Regular Show: Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Margaret, Skips, Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, Pops, Thomas, Margaret, Eileen, Audrey (why people hate her baffles me), Starla (sometimes), Don, CJ
Phineas and Ferb: Phineas Flynn, Ferb Flectcher, Candace Flynn (sometimes), Isabella Garcia-Shaperio, Perry the Platypus/Agent P, Dr. Heniz Doofenshimrtz, Baljeet, Buford, Irving (I guess), Jermey
Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope Von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix Junior, Tamora Jean Calhoun, Taffyta Muttonfudge (sometimes), Candlehead, Rancis Fluggerbutter, Snowanna Rainbeau, Jubileena Bing-Bing, Gloyd Orangeboar, Minty Zaki, Swizzle Malarkey, Adorabeezle Winterpop,
Invader Zim: Zim, GIR, Dib, Gaz (sometimes), Keef (I guess), Tak (sometimes)
The Amazing World of Gumball: Gumball Watterson, Darwin Watterson, Anais Watterson, Nicole Watterson, Richard Watterson, Penny, Carrie,
Adventure Time: Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline, Flame Princess, LSP, Ice King (sometimes), B-Mo, Fionna, Marshall Lee, Cake the Cat, Lady Rainicorn, Prince Gumball, Flame Prince,
Gravity Falls: Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Candy, Grenda, Wendy,
The Simpsons: Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Milhouse, Ralph,
Least Favorite Characters
Regular Show: Mr. Maellard (oh sure, people are always bashing Audrey but barely Maellard? I feel sorry for Benson; he has to deal with this guy all the time. At least Audrey's a nice girlfriend to him (Benson)!, Susan, Muscle Man (sometimes)
The Amazing World of Gumball: Tobias (you're really annoying)
Gravity Falls: Robbie (you're a jerk!), Lil' Giddeon (Mabel doesn't like you! Plus, you're crazy.), Pacifica (spoiled witch)
Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo AKA King Candy (how he has fangirls confuses me. He abandon his game (causing it to get unplugged), took over another game (by erasing the minds of each of the Sugar Rush racers) and turning Vanellope into an outcast and bullying target for FIFTHTEEN YEARS! Then lies to Ralph, telling her that if Vanellope races, she'll die, making Ralph destroy Vanellope's kart while she stands there sobbing and begging him to stop. Then locks Felix is the fungeon just because he goes searching for Ralph. Later, Turbo tries ramming Vanellope into a wall, which she luckily is able to escape from. Later, Turbo is turned into some kind of glitchy, kart cy-bug virus hybrid freak of nature and beats up Ralph while telling him how powerful he is and how he's gonna take over the entire arcade. He then forces Ralph to watch Vanellope die, who is about to be eaten by a swarm of Cy-Bugs. Luckily, she, along with the other three characters escape while Turbo dies in a volcanic eruption. Sorry, but Turbo isn't hot, he's an insane, sadistic old jerk who'd ruin a little girls life for attention!), Taffyta Muttonfudge (he bullied Vanellope), Gene (he's a jerk.)
Adventure Time: Lemongrab (he's too weird), Ricardio, Ice King (I mentioned that he's one of my favorite characters, but he's also
one of my least favorite characters.)
Phineas and Ferb: Suzy,
Regular Show: Mordecai X Margaret (Mordgaret), Rigby X Eileen (Rigleen), Benson X Audrey (Bendrey), Muscle Man X Starla (as long as they don't kiss. Ick!)(No pairing name), Thomas X CJ (Thomajay)
Wreck-It Ralph: Felix X Calhoun (Hero's Cuties), Vanellope X Rancis (Vanilla Butter),
Gravity Falls: Dipper X Wendy (no known pairing name), Mabel X Dib (from Invader Zim. Yeah, I ship this, and the reason, well, Dib would probably like to have someone as cheerful and optimistic as Mabel around.) Dipper X Human Twilight Sparkle, Mabel X Mermando,
Adventure Time: Finn X Flame Princess (Flinn), Finn X Marceline, Finn X Princess Bubblegum, Jake X Lady Rainicorn, Fionna X Flame Prince, Fionna X Prince Gumball, Cake X Lord whatshisname (I can't spell the name)
Other fandoms: Kitty X Dudley (Kudley), Zim X Mandy (Invader Zim and Billy and Mandy), ZaGr (Invader Zim)
Pairings I hate:
Regular Show: Mordecai X Rigby (Morby), Mordecai X Benson (Mordeson or Bencai), Benson X Mr. Maellard (*shudders*)(no known pairing name), Benson X Pops (Benpops, Popson), Margaret X Eileen (Margarleen), Benson X Thomas (no known pairing name), Benson X Skips (BenSkips), Benson X Margaret (no known pairing name), Benson X Eileen (Benleen), Mordecai X Eileen (Mordeleen), Rigby X Margaret (no known pairing name), Benson X Gene (no known pairing name), Benson X Dave (no known pairing name), Benson X Rigby (Rigson), Mordecai X Thomas (no known pairing name), Muscle Man X Hi-Five Ghost, Skips X Death, Skips X Techmo, Mordecai X Pops, Rigby X Pops,
Adventure Time: Finn X Jake, Princess Bubblegum X Marceline (Bubbline), Princess Bubblegum X Ice King (I do feel sorry for Ice King that he's lonely, but Princess Bubblegum? No.)(No known pairing)
Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph X Vanellope (Jawbreaker), Ralph X Felix (no known pairing name), Turbo X Vanellope (no known pairing name), 80's boyfriends (Felix X Turbo), Vanellope X Taffyta (Vanilla Taffy), Vanellope X Candlehead (no known pairing name), Rancis X Gloyd (Peanut Butter pumpkin), Taffyta X Swizzle, Taffyta X Gloyd (although I do write stories where Gloyd has a crush on her)
Gravity Falls: Wendy X Robbie, Lil' Giddeon X Mabel, Dipper X Mabel (they're twins!), Dipper X Pacifica,
Other pairings from other fandoms: ZaDr (Invader ZIM), ZaTr, Dudley X Keswick (WTH?), Kitty X The Chameleon (:P), Zim X Mabel,
Favorite RS quotes:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!"-Mordecai and Rigby
"My Mom!"-Muscle Man
"Yeah, I've seen this before."-Skips
"Get back to work or YOU'RE FIRED!"-Benson
"Haters gonna hate!"-Rigby
"OHHHHH! In yo' face!"-Mordecai
"In yo' face, sucker!"-Rigby
"And then I'll be all like "GET BACK TO WORK!"-Benson
"If you leave things the way they are now, you'll regret it for the rest of your life."-Benson
"Good show, jolly good show!"-Pops
"A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon; soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon."-Rigby
"Being negative and hurting some else's feelings is no way to win a competition."-Pops
Benson: *After he and Rigby are aruge over who's grilled cheese sandwich they're eating* Then why does it say "Benson" on the bag?!
Rigby: It was supposed to say "Rigby", but they mispelled my name wrong.
"We can all be turds."-Pops
"You know who else hates Muscle Man?"-Rigby
"*voice breaking* I'm about to lose my job! You may not care about keeping your jobs but I care about keeping mine, 'cause if I lose my job, I have nothing! Do you hear me?! I have nothing! *cries*"-Benson
"Order the shirts! Order the shirts!"-Mordecai
"You can't touch music, but music can touch you."-Mordecai
"I don't hate you guys, I just hate some of the things you do. . . okay I really hate some of the things you do."-Benson
"Free cake! Free cake!"-Mordecai and Rigby
"No cake. No cake."-Mordecai and Rigby
"I can't be myself! Myself sucks!"-Muscle Man
"*talking to Rigby* You're right, I don't have a brother. But I kind of know what it's like, 'cause I have you dude. You're like my brother. Yeah, you're to me like Don is to you. I think you're kinda awkward to look at and you embarrass me all the time and I wish I could trade you in for someone else. But I don't, 'cause you're like my brother. And with brother, you always gotta make do and I think you should make do to."-Mordecai
"Hey look! I don't blame you. We thought we could just order some T-shirts and pass ourselves off as a band, but it turns out, playing music's really hard to do. We just got caught up in the dream, man, and just for a little while, it was real. But that's over,
and lip synching's not cool, so we're breaking up the band."-Mordecai
"No! I wanna beat this thing! We may never get this far in the game again. Now come on, will you plese just help us? Please, help us."-Mordecai
"This is why clubs suck! You think you're better then everyone else: There's that dumb list that no one can get on, that weird baby water, this annoying music, and now you're kicking my friend out 'cause he's not wearing the right clothes? Well I'm not wearing the right clothes; I got this stuff outta the trash. Are you gonna kick me out too? Rigby is not an embarrassment. This stuck-up club is an embarrassment."-Mordecai
"That trophy isn't more than just a trophy. We can't let Death win. Skips isn't the team: We are. That was Skips time, now it's our time. Our time! Sure, this is a setback, but that just means we gotta train harder! Are we gonna win that trophy? Are we gonna wipe the smug off of Death's face?"-Rigby
"One thing I've learned from food-eating contests is even when you're at your limit and feel like you're gonna puke your guts out, you never give up! You threaten a man's home, you threaten the man! I don't care how many guys he brings, I'm standing up to the punk! You with me?!"-Muscle Man
Top 20 favorite pairings
20. Muscle Man X Starla (Regular Show)
I do think this is an intersting pairing, but it's ranked low because I sometimes feel creeped out.
19. Finn X Flame Princess (Adventure Time)
I really don't have a problem with this pairing, I just hope flame princess doesn't turn Finn into a flaming kabob or something.
18. Dipper X Wendy (Gravity Falls)
I think Dipper's crush on Wendy is cute, and I'm happy Wendy ended her relationship with Robbie (he was a jerk), I just hope she forgives Dipper for what he did.
17. Jake X Lady Rainicorn (Adventure Time)
I think Lady Rainicorn and Jake are an intersting pairing, but one thing I don't get is well, I'll put this way: Jake, a dog with elasticity
powers, having kids with a rainbow unicorn that can fly. Yeah, I think I made myself clear.
16. Thomas X CJ (Regular Show)
I do like the idea of Thomas and CJ as a couple even though they never met.
15. Spongebob X Sandy (Spongebob Squarepants)
I do think they're an intersting couple, but I'm not really a big spandy fangirl.
14. Phineas X Isabella (Phineas and Ferb)
Isabella's crush on Phineas is adorable.
13. Lisa X Milhouse (The Simpsons)
Yeah, I do ship this. Problem?
12. Mabel X Dib (Gravity Falls and Invader ZIM)
Usually, I despise crossover pairings because most of them don't make any sense (*coughs* Mordetwi *coughs* Sondash) but this one is kinda adorable.
11. Homer X Marge (The Simpsons)
10. Dudley X Kitty (TUFF Puppy)
They are a cool pairing. I just hope TP didn't get cancelled; it hasn't been on in a while.
9. Charlotte X Marvin (Making Fiends)
I think it's a cute pairing.
8. Darwin X Carrie (The Amazing World of Gumball)
I think it's an intersting pairing.
7. Benson X Audrey (Regular Show)
Why the Benson yaoi pairings are more popular than this and Benson X Veronica (I don't really like that pairing that much) confuses me (not as much as fangirls hating Audrey. Just why?) I personally think this is a cute pairing. Don't judge a book by it's cover guys!
6. Gumball X Penny (The Amazing World of Gumball)
I do think Gumball's crush on Penny is adorable.
5. Felix X Calhoun (Wreck-It Ralph)
I think it's really cute. The only thing I hate are the sappy fanfictions.
4. Vanellope X Rancis (Wreck-It Ralph)
After the events of the book "One Sweet Race", I just knew that I like this pairing.
3. Rigby X Eileen (Regular Show)
Even though I didn't care for this pairing at first, it kinda grew onto me.
2. Mordecai X Margaret (Regular Show)
I love this pairing! I wonder what's gonna happen after the events of "Picking Up Margaret".
1. This is gonna sound really stupid, but number one is all of these pairings combined! Yeah!
Top 20 pairings I hate:
20. Benson X Veronica (Regular Show)
I really don't like this pairing, but since my dislike isn't enough to call it hate, I'll say it's okay.
19. Vanellope X Taffyta (Wreck-It Ralph)
18. Vanellope X Gloyd (Wreck-It Ralph)
17. Dipper X Pacificia (Gravity Falls)
16. Ralph X Felix (Wreck-It Ralph)
What the heck happened to Calhoun?
15. Turbo X OC (Wreck-It Ralph)
Maybe before he got all crazy, but nope, I don't ship Turbo with ANYONE.
14. Zim X Dib (Invader ZIM)
ZIM (and probably all irkens in general) doesn't even understand the concept of love, so I really don't like seeing Zim being paired with anyone (girl or boy of any species, although I will admit, I'm fine with ZaGr and ZaTnr). As for Dib, well, since he's human (and a pretty mature one), he can most likely understand the concept of love, but towards Zim? Sorry, but the only thing these two wanna see happen to each other is in a casket or on a dissecting table. Seriously though, they hate each other's guts!
13. Benson X Eileen (Regular Show)
Sorry, but I don't think they'd mix very well. Seriously, all Benson knew about Eileen was HER NAME, how on Earth did that start a romance between them?
12. Mordecai X Eileen (Regular Show)
11. Rigby X Margaret (Regular Show)
10. Ralph X Vanellope (Wreck-It Ralph)
This pairing is sick!
9. Benson X Thomas (Regular Show)
8. Benson X Pops (Regular Show)
7. Mordecai X Pops (Regular Show)
6. Mordecai X Benson (Regular Show)
I'm sorry, but Mordecai's in love with Margaret and Benson likes his neighbor Audrey. No just no)
5. Mordecai X Rigby (Regular Show)
4. Turbo X Vanellope (Wreck-It Ralph)
3. Benson X Maellard (Regular Show)
Oh God, no!
2. Phineas X Ferb (Phineas and Ferb)
1. Dipper X Mabel (Gravity Falls)
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there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
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SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
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SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
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The girl: Ok holy crab, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
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What Regular Show character are you?
() You're good at making friends.
() You have a hard time asking out your crush (I don't have a crush.)
() You like strange sounding music.
(X) You consider yourself smarter than your friends.
() You've taken classes in art and still suck (drawing's my natural talent.)
(X) You're often full of good ideas.
(X) You're good at video games (depends on game).
(X) You often pick on/ tease on your friends.
() You try to be honest most of the time.
() You believe you're good with everyone's romantic siutation but your own.
(X) You've hit one of your friends.
(X) You're favorite color is blue.
(X) You tell people when they're being annoying.
(X) You have friends you don't hang out with anymore close by.
(X) You're very good at understanding sexual innuendos (kinda).
(X) You lie most of the time (depends on situation).
(X) You don't clean your room often.
(X) You'd rather sleep on a mess then clean/ make your bed.
(X) You're persuasive.
(X) You don't get along with one of more of your siblings.
(X) You eat/ drink things other people find disgusting (Dipping my chicken nuggets into my frosty. Hey, don't judge me before trying it!)
(X) Scary Movies give you nightmares (sometimes)
(X) You don't consider yourself to be very responsible.
() You take things that aren't yours.
(X) You aren't very good at video games (some of them).
(X) You found something cool in the trash and kept it.
(X) You can often be selfish.
(X) You like junk food a lot.
() You hate it when someone copies you.
(X) You don't like sharing with your best friend.
() You're angry most of the time.
(X) You're prone to loud outbursts when upsetted.
(X) Your destructive when angry.
(X) You hate your job (Wait. . . doesn't Benson like his job?)
(X) You have a limited amount of friends. (Actually, I don't have any friends.)
() You've had a loved one/ friend pass away.
() You've been dumped.
(X) You try not to let people push you around.
() You like to be bossy.
(X) You keep things for years because of their sentimental value.
() You're found to be very attractive (umm. . . when exactly was Benson found attractive in the series?)
() You hardly relax.
() When you do relax, you can often take it too far.
() People have confused your gender (When was Benson confused for a woman?)
(X) You have trouble sleeping (Uh. . . the only time I remember him sleeping was in "Busted Cart" and he seemed like he was sleeping well, and he wasn't even in bed!)
() You're often very happy.
() You're new to the place you live.
() You censor your swears/ curses.
() You let curiousity control your actions.
() You have a very feminine personality (WTH?)
() You're imaginative but lack originality.
(X) You're easitly saddened or very emotionally sensitive.
() You often behaved spoiled (when did Pops act spoiled in the show?)
(X) You're missing a parent (my dad's in jail (don't ask why.)
() You're easily exciteable.
(X) You appreciate old fashioned things.
() You'll do anything for you friends.
() You're very good at baking.
() You'd rather listen to music than watch TV.
() You aren't very bright.
() You're good with advice (I suck at giving advice).
(X) You're easily annoyed.
() You force people to do the right thing.
(X) You aren't very social.
() You have at least one frenemy.
(X) You're good at following rules.
(X) You aren't afraid to break the rules when given the chance (at home).
(X) You keep many secrets.
() You skip.
() You can be very indifferent.
(X) Physical contact bothers you.
(X) You can be a know-it-all.
() You're very helpful to those around you.
() You're strong physically (Sorry, but in reality, I'm weaker than Rigby.)
() You're strong mentally.
() You do bad things, but hardly get in trouble for it.
(X) You've been told you aren't funny.
() You've been told by a friend you're mean/gross/jerk/etc.
(X) You laugh at your own jokes.
() You've cried over a break-up.
() You're sense of humor is unique/ unusual.
(X) You're repitive.
() You're offended by "Your mom" jokes, even if it's made by a friend.
() You're rude about your mother.
(X) You spend too much time on the computer.
(X) You can be full of yourself.
() People call you by a nickname.
() You're trusted with things you don't deserve.
() You hit on girls/guys even if you're already in a relationship.
() You only have one real friend.
() You're a loyal friend.
(X) You're very quiet/don't talk very much.
() You can easily live with one of your friends.
() You high-five your friends a lot.
() Finding a date is easy for you.
() You've had more then one girlfriend/boyfriend.
(X) You think girls/guys are jerks.
(X) You dress the way you want.
() You know one of your friends has a crush on you.
(X) You wear glasses.
(X) You have a lot of weird skills.
(X) You're very shy and timid.
() You like someone that doesn't like you back.
() You get lost a lot.
My results are: Rigby
Which Invader Zim character are you?
() You scream at inanimate objects at random times.
(X) You have a hearing problem and repeat what you've said more then once.
(X) You never had lice.
() You thought someone liked you but turns out they hated you so much.
() You think you're amazing.
(X) You get worried in huge situations.
(X) You hate someone who thought you were something you didn't want to admit you were (my rival in the sixth grade thought I was autistic, which I am)
() Meat sucks.
() You have a stupid minon.
(X) You believe in the paranormal (after watching all those ghost shows, I have no choice).
(X) You have glasses.
() You often say "My head isn't big. . ."
() You stalk someone you believe isn't human.
(X) People think you're crazy (Through most of Elementary school.)
(X) You watch a show that is about the paranormal.
() You try to "save the world" too many times.
(X) You always/ mostly wear a jacket.
(X) Your family doesn't believe in the paranormal (does my aunt Sherry count?)
() You say things totally out of subject.
() Dib are ZIM are the bestest friends ever!
() People think your stupid but really under all that stupidity there is a crazy genius.
() You obey your "Master" sometimes and when you do you don't do it well.
(X) You look at the bright side (sometimes)
() You had nooo idea (WTH?)
(X) Tacos, waffles, or candy are one of your favorite foods.
() One of your favorite quotes are "Yes, my master!"
(X) No one touches your dang food.
(X) Earth food ROCKS!
() Video games are your life (I love them, but not addicted).
(X) You have a short temper.
() You mock/ make fun of your older brother.
() You are almost always in a bad mood.
() Your brother is crazy.
() You have no interest in the paranormal unless they mess with your game.
() The pig, it commands you (WTH again?)
(X) You have short hair.
() Alien junk is meh to you.
() You like pizza and spending time with your dad (Well, I like pizza, spending time with my dad is kinda awkward (because he's in jail. Don't ask why.)
() Your best friend is only your friend because they are as tall as you.
(X) You're always snacking.
(X) You have no idea how "close" you are to your best friend.
() Death to all who don't respect your height.
(X) Your voice is either very powerfull or very funny (everyone says my voice is somewhat high-pitched).
() Your name is a color.
(X) Your confused at a certain person all the time.
() All hope is lost when the snacks and food stamps are GONE!!
() You should act like what other people built.
() You don't want revenge, you want to ruin a life.
() Your smarter than everyone and can outwit them ALL.
() You seem to perfectly fit in.
(X) You tell the details when they come into question.
() Your dad owns a HUGE company.
() You laugh at others pain.
() You sort of have an accent.
(X) You were rejected the thing you wanted the MOST.
(X) You got stuck cleaning a mess you didn't make.
() Your life was ruined by a stranger.
How the heck am I like Dib and Rigby? I'm confused.
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