Evil Falcon of Doom
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Author has written 10 stories for Lost Boys.

Don't hate me because I ate you.

Evil Falcon of Doom... What's not to understand? I bring a touch of analytical woe to each mortals little life. >:}

Pulled from a review on Gamesradar

Kiefer Sutherland’s swaggering style and bleached ’do may have contributed to enduring audience fascination, but he recently admitted another take – the chemistry between David and Michael. “That whole scene where I catch him in the fog coming off the bridge… I mean, it’s a very sensual moment!” says the actor, who still holds special affection for a film he calls “an ’80s capsule”. “The Lost Boys was a massive part of my life, still is.”

Facts of the lost boys:

1. Michael did NOT cause their death, Sam DID, Sam knew what Mike was, Mike didn't, Sam knew the Frogs, Mike didn't, Sam had to get a very sleepy Mike up during the day ( who couldn't even stay awake) and get him to drive them. Mike didn't want Sam in the cave and showed obvious doubt in the 'hunters' abilities, Mike even admitted he can't help Sam and showed hesitance and reluctance about going after The Lost Boys.

2. David wanted Mike as one of them as per David: Q1. I don't want to kill you Micheal, join us. Q2. Too late my blood is in your veins. David was perfectly capable of killing Micheal, he didn't and instead tried to sway him to the dark side lol.

And taking Sutherlands' words and Davids actions/ words in the movie, David did NOT hate Michael.. This is not necessarily a good thing for Micheal or anyone else, lol.

People ARE Strange

1. Decade of vampire lovers, Vampires as an interest no longer is freakish and weird? O.o

2. Probably 90% of vampire loving people want to be one. 98% a vampire would kill, not befriend/love.. Yes you taste good with fries.

3. 1% would be turned for kicks just to watch the freak out at realizing WHAT a vampire really is.

4. Majority of people don't understand the implications of vampirisim. It is one thing to say I can drink blood and that vampires kill to survive, can't fault them, humans kill/eat animals when you don't kill your food to eat it.

Well they only do it to survive don't fault them is 10-1 gonna change if they are eating YOUR family. Majority won't have sympathy when it's them that's gonna get ripped apart. Few are gonna lay down and say come over and rip my throat out and kill me!.. If you're suicidal, you're not gonna wait for a vampire to miraculously show up and kill you, likely in a painful way.

5. Majority have never had hand in killing their own food in any way shape or form. It's easy to not fault something for what it does to survive if you're not slapped in the face with it. Eating that burger from a fast food place doesn't translate to killing a human, when you take no part in an animals death yourself. Talking is one thing, it's lot harder to actually come face to face with what you think you can handle.

6. Can you kill your parents, sister, brother to feed that hunger and rationalize that you're just surviving like any other creature, human or animal when you see the blank dead stare of accusation, after the screams, fear, resentment horror and repulsion of your once family corpse after getting slaughtered by your own hand in blood lust?

7. A vampire can NOT live with human family, vampires are very self serving to themselves and their vampire family. Humans are food or to be used... Even ones you care about, love/family and vampiric mentality, lines will get blurred and crossed with constant contact. A vampire would warp and use and manipulate their living relatives simply by nature and don't even have to recognize they are doing it, it's part of what they are... Limited contact is best.

8. Ever leave a cat and a pet canary in same room both not in a cage? Ever had to clean up the body afterwards despite that the cat is very tame and well fed.. Or how about those mouse heads? Vampires are predatory, no matter if one wants to try and be with the human family, chances are sooner or latter it's gonna play with its food till it's dead. Instinct and nature trumps all, hence visits limited, but NOT living with human family would be advised.

9. You won't get turned because you want it, or you THINK you can handle it. if you're the other 1% that would get turned not as a kick to watch you crash and burn for sick amusement, you likely have something about you that FITs with what that vampire is to accept you as one of their own into their pack, similar personality, remind them of themselves as a human. Mentality fits their pack or themselves. Something clicked with them to want you. You also won't get a warning, it's gonna happen, why mention it when it could cause drama? Sides wouldn't be fun if the chosen initiate isn't hit with a surprise and freaking out.

10. If vampires are animistic in nature, love is NOT going to be the same as it is to a human, it'll be a bonding and more primal need for the mate. It will also be violent, animal coupling is NOT soft and sensual, it's ruff and violent. If they run a pack, they will have a leader/alpha, which is true of human gangs to, but in animal terms a pack leaders mate will NOT be soft, kind or submissive. Alpha males will bond to the alpha female. Alphas are not alphas because of kindness, they are because they're the tough mean SoBs in the pack and assert it to keep their status. A pack alpha male/female will quickly be challenged and or removed if they aren't very dominate and assert that status. The pack alpha would likely still boink you, but if you can't stand ground you will get replaced by another dominate mate as the pack leaders alpha mate.

11. Vampires are demonic in origin. Something to think on before taking that plunge (as if you got a choice or say in the matter if it comes to it) burning from holy objects is not a sign that all is right and that it is a natural changed state. Vampires are abominations and cursed and likely the human sense of self is very askew by the vampiric presence. Morality is out the window to the fully initiated. Killing isn't a problem.. When your nature has been warped by the change. Caring for human loved ones would be more from habit, memory and some vestiges of actually caring. Pets? Caring would also mean keeping distance to not corrupt, use or abuse such loved ones.

12. Majority of things done by a vampire is self serving, and for their own reason. You don't get a say, they want it they take it, regardless. Someone gets hurt, it's part of the process of achieving their goal as long as the packs safety is not jeopardized.

13. Animal packs can be violent, step out of line you will get hurt to put you in your place, weather it's mental or physical, it's gonna happen till you stay in your place. Expect vampires to take such to greater levels to ensure pack control.


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Once More by Ranranami reviews
Michael thought he was strong enough to cope with nearly becoming a monster, but sometimes guilt has a way of driving a person to make stupid choices, and you really should always be careful what you wish for.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 8/24 - [Michael E., David] Edgar F., Sam E.
End of the Night by Ranranami reviews
Following the events of 'Half and Half', Sam isn't so lucky this time after his second run-in with the head vampire. So what else can David and the boys do? Santa Carla won't stay the Murder Capital much longer if they don't find Sam soon.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 8/5 - [David, Michael E.] Alan F., Sam E. - Complete
Half and Half by Ranranami reviews
Years after the Lost Boys were supposedly no more, Sam finds himself stuck with a little problem thanks to a little fiasco with Alan Frog. Namely, he's going to have to go on a liquid diet pretty soon if he doesn't get some help. He flips a coin, and decides to go to his brother, first. After all, that's what family's for. Michael's got problems of his own, though.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/17 - [David, Michael E.] Alan F., Sam E. - Complete
Turning Back by Ranranami reviews
Funny thing about those maggots and worms, turns out the Lost Boys were a little bit more clever than the Emersons or the Frogs gave them credit for.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/16 - David, Grandpa E., Michael E., Sam E.
All in Good Time by Ranranami reviews
If David had decided right from the beginning he wasn't too hot on following Max's rules, what might have turned out differently? His agenda would have been very different, too, if Star and Laddie hadn't been brought into the equation. Too bad for the Emersons, it doesn't seem like they'd ever be free from the Lost Boys, no matter what their reasons for meeting might have been.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 6/7 - David, Grandpa E., Michael E., Sam E. - Complete
No Escape by Ranranami reviews
David and the boys get brought back by a very unexpected fan of theirs. And once they're back on the boardwalk, David has plans for how to deal with the Emersons and the Frogs. But, of course, he's not going to just kill Michael. That would be far too easy.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/20 - [Michael E., David] Sam E., Star - Complete
Lost Brothers by Ranranami reviews
25 years after the events in Lost Call, Sam finds that events from the past have come back to the whole family. The boys aren't too keen on the latest generation to take over the boardwalk, nor are they going to put up with a new 'pack' that decides to invade their territory. It's a new night in Santa Carla, and things are about to get wild.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/11 - [Michael E., David] Edgar F., Sam E.
Lost Call by Ranranami reviews
What if Lucy hadn't told Michael to stay home the night she went on her failed date with Max? Sam might not have discovered the truth about his brother until it was too late. And who's to say David wouldn't have had ulterior motives of his own, beyond just bringing Michael into the family for Max?
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/30 - [David, Michael E.] Max, Sam E. - Complete
Good Times by Ranranami reviews
Picking up where 'Power Play' left off, it's time to deal with Shane and his lackeys. Then, once that's finally done with, the Lost Boys want to get back into their old routine. Now, if only Star and Michael would get with the program.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/2 - [David, Michael E.] [Star, Paul] - Complete
Hospital For Souls by demetrifever123 reviews
When Sam moved to Santa Carla, he wasn't expecting much - but upon his arrival, he begins experiencing things he never thought he would experience; his jumbled, Seer mind is clear, all thanks to a certain someone. But Sam soon finds that he becomes too wrapped up in the boys' dangerous lives, and the only way out is bloody, deadly, and rather sexy. Sam/David, AU
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,980 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [David, Sam E.]
Power Play by Ranranami reviews
Immediately following the events of 'Don't Let the Sun', Michael and Star have a lot to learn about being pack. Namely, playing by David's rules. And not to mention the new packs that moved into Santa Carla during their little vacation. Luckily, Sam and the Frogs might be of some use, if not a good distraction while David reclaims the city.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,017 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/29 - [David, Michael E.] [Star, Paul] - Complete
Don't Let the Sun by Ranranami reviews
A month after they thought the Lost Boys were gone for good, Star and Michael start to suspect they're being watched. So they decide to make a run for it while they still can. The Lost Boys are back, and David doesn't plan on letting them go.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/20 - [Michael E., Star, David] - Complete
Possession by Ranranami reviews
Immediately following the events of 'Letting Go'. Just when Sam thinks maybe things are going back to normal, he's got Star's ghost haunting him. Meanwhile, Edgar and Alan have their own issues to deal with now that they think Edgar may be changing into a bloodsucker. And the Lost Boys? Yeah. They're still absolutely insane.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,735 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/26 - [Michael E., David] Edgar F., Sam E. - Complete
First Day in Santa Carla by Emtastic98 reviews
Sorry not sorry. I really couldn't help myself.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Complete
Rescue Me, Sister by vogueinnocencebeauty reviews
Sequel to The Turning of The Lost Girl. September 1987, three months since the battle. Everyone is in a blissful heaven. Michael and Sierra are content in their relationship. However, hell soon arrives again as a loved one is stolen from them all. Whilst fighting for the return of her loved one, her sister and a sense of who she is, Sierra soon finds out not all secrets were told.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 157,026 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 10/22/2012 - David, Michael E., OC
Phineas by Ted Theodore Logan reviews
There is a Half vampire but where did he really come from? Phineas is not a fluffy tale of love but rather a tale of killers as vampires are. Includes story of Sam and of Alan that we do not know but I wonder about. Please read and reveiw. Rated to be safe. The stories focus is on Michael Emerson, Phineas the half vamp (OC), and of Sam Emerson. May be some slash Sam/Alan
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Alan F., Sam E.] Edgar F., Michael E.
His Blood Is In My Veins by vogueinnocencebeauty reviews
Marilyn is David's daughter – and a vampire. To her, David is the best father a girl could ask for. When someone whose future has been written by David is attracted into the group, not only do sparks fly but the life she has been living for twelve years is totally changed forever.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - David, Michael E.
Unpredictable by kriss23 reviews
Alli thinks her dad's insane for dragging her to see his exwife get married to a new man, in Santa Carla.Then she meets her 2 half siblings, Sam and Michael, and these 4 mysterious boys that intend on changing her life forever, in good and bad ways. Just when she starts to think Santa Carla isn't so bad, things change her perspective on everthing and shes forced to make a decsion.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,562 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Paul - Complete
It Came From The Closet by DoTheseTacosTasteFunnyToYou reviews
Sam Emerson has always been afraid of the closet, but why?
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sam E., Michael E. - Complete
Obsession Starts with a V by thexlastxfantasy reviews
The gang gets an uninvited tag-along. A dorky sixth grade girl, pigtails, glasses, and an obsession with everything vampire who has a feeling this motorcycle gang is hiding something. Oh, and she has a crush on David.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,609 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sam E. - Complete
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Of Blood and Secrets reviews
Sequel to Lament or Innocents. It's been about 22 years since the end of Lament and grandpas on his death bed, he has a dark secret that goes way back before the events in the movie. Mike isn't quite as dead as believed, and maybe some secrets should never see the light.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 2/21 - David, Grandpa E., Michael E., Sam E.
All Comes Crashing Down reviews
If you like Mary Sue fics, then don't read. This story is going to follow along what most the fics here do. Some OC enters The LBs' world, thinks they're gonna find true love with one or all the boys cause they're the hurt snow flake that save them, ect. Just the boys in this fic are going to react most likely how they would in such a situation towards such an OC.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/7 - David, Michael E., OC - Complete
Lament of Innocence reviews
After the movie, everything happened ( Or did it?) Mike is married to Star, but it's not quite a happy ending, especially as their twins Kaylee and Josh show signs they're not human. Star begins to fear them, while Mike at first remains in denial anything is wrong. The Lost Boys also are not as gone as they think. DARK THEME. Nightmare Fuel!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Michael E., Star, David, OC - Complete
Between Wolves reviews
Mike and Sam find out there is more things than Mike turning into a vampire to worry about. Sam also finds out that puberty can give a little more than a little bit of extra body hair and grandpa has more secrets than just knowing about the vampires. possible nightmare fuel, possible Mike/David and Sam/OC werewolf Sam. XOver with Teenwolf (1985 movie)
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,156 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Michael E., Sam E., David
No Escape reviews
Set AFTER the movie. Everything in the movie has happened. ( at least to the characters knowledge) Micheal's finding escape isn't found so easily and once claimed by the boys, there's no escape even if you think they're gone. Rated T for now, but will jump to M. Violence, possible nightmare fuel, sexual content. Mike/OC NOT slash fic. Not part of my other series.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Michael E., David, Sam E. - Complete
California Dreamin' reviews
Moving day, not much more to it than that. :} Sequel to family Reunion. David/Mike Paul/OC Dwayne/OC Sam/OC. Marko's happily not mated to anything and isn't looking. Possibility of Nightmare fuel maybe, Violence, sexual content and profanity is a certainty. Rated M cause it's likely to devolve.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Michael E., Sam E., David - Complete
Family Reunion reviews
2013 Mike hasn't seen Sam in years when Sam returns to Santa Carla. Sam is older with family and this year the Emerson family reunion is held in Santa Carla, bringing in a few faces he hasn't seen since he left Phoenix that beg the question: Is there anyone in his family that are normal? Mostly Mike PoV. David/Mike, Paul/OC Dwayne/OC Sam/OC. Nightmare fuel, sex, violence.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Michael E., Sam E., David - Complete
The Darkness Inside reviews
Life goes on and Sam goes to therapy. Mikes' changed, but still the same in a way and still has to look out for Sam, who might be getting into more than he can handle with his knew supernatural interest threw Milferd. Slash, Nightmare Fuel, Violence, Sex. David/Mike And who knows who else. Mike PoV (mostly). Sequel to A Different Kind of Love.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Michael E., Sam E., David - Complete
A different Kind of Love reviews
Maybe turning into a vampire isn't the worse thing Michael can find out about in one night. Sam has his own dark secret and it's likely not what anyone would think. Warning contains situations with animals [ and other situations] that may be disturbing if you have a run away imagination or sensitive. Nightmare Fuel. David/Mike David/OC Sam/The Farm X} Complete
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,565 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Michael E., Sam E. - Complete
Staking the Count reviews
Sam and the Frogs find out that you can't judge a movie by its' title, especially one recorded on a blank tape. Wasn't going to post this, but decided to after all. (If you have a run away imagination, it might be disturbing.) Complete.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Sam E., Edgar F. - Complete