RA'AY'MOND
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Joined 08-13-03, id: 437834, Profile Updated: 02-15-13
Author has written 25 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Barney Miller, Bewitched, All In The Family, Misc. Movies, I Dream of Jeannie, Green Acres, Book X-overs, and Flying Nun.

02/15/2013

Hello again.

I am in the process of rewriting and editing the Jeannie versus Samantha stories

I HAVE JUST FINISHED A RE- WRITE & A RE-EDIT OF CHAPTER THREE OF THIS STORY. I HAD A MUCH IMPROVED RE-WRITE OF THE SAME CHAPTER, BUT LOST IT (I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.).

Therefore, I started all over again on that chapter. Not as improved, but still better than the first edit.

Should post by late Saturday.

I'd just like to think all of you once again for staying with me. I stand by my original promise made about a year ago, “Any story that I have started, I will finish”.

Regards,

Ry'Ay'Mond

OK. Writing summaries is easy for me. Writing about myself on the other hand, is quite hard.

I love TV. Edward R. Merle was correct when he said, "This thing can teach." The ONLY reason I stopped watching as much TV as I used to is because I needed some of that time for reading, writing, working and 'acting' like an adult.

The bulk of my stories will be about (Barney Miller, until further notice)Star Gate and maybe some Star Trek (All modern roads in Sci Fi lead to and from Star Trek.)

I would also like to do a few Fan Fics on some of the other shows that I've grown up watching. And maybe (more than) a few Crossovers, once I get better at this fiction that we call fan (LOL).

If you want to find out more, keep watching this space. I will up date it as the need arises. I will do this until I can afford my own web site that is.

Also, if you like a story from either me or someone else, no matter how old it is, please give it a review. Trust me, the author will appreciate it.

Regards,

Ra'Ay'Mond.

“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.

Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.

Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.

Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.

Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations.

But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.”

Buddha

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You Don't Really Wanna Fall in Love by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
Leo is a socially awkward first year student at the Academy, and he doesn't want to put up with the crowds associated with shopping at Staples. He calls Dunder Mifflin instead, and ends up getting relationship advice from a salesman named Jim Halpert. Set after Jim transfers to the Stamford branch.
Crossover - Office & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Jim H., L. Fitz - Complete
Liz Lemon Meets Leslie Knope by marlasinner reviews
TV's two favorite nerd heroines finally meet in a heated debate between NBC and the city of Pawnee, with the both of them stuck in the middle.
Crossover - 30 Rock & Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Liz L., Leslie K.
Invasion Of The Jerks From Wullerton Spit! by Steve61 reviews
Jerry and George are lost in Saskatchewan, until they find themselves in Dog River, only to be suspected of being a couple of guys from infamous rival town of Wullerton.
Crossover - Seinfeld & Corner Gas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Murder Most Faire by Susan M. M reviews
SG-1/Barney Miller/Benson: SG-1 visits a Renaissance Faire for a little R&R. Reposted to correct minor typographical errors.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Barney Miller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Thirteenth Colony Series by sg07 reviews
Battlestar Galactica and Stargate SG1 Crossover - The Colonial Fleet has traveled in space for 25 yahren, continuing their search for the lost 13th Tribe. Vipers investigate a strange gravimetric distortion wave. Read more to find out!
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 167,982 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/13/2003
Luger Of The Mind by Gojirob reviews
Journey with Captain Barney Miller and the crew of the NCC-1712, The USS Pitlik, as they journey to Tantalus Five, where it seems Admiral Luger's nephew, Doctor Tristan Adams, may be up to no good. The old One-Two boldly goes where no precinct has gone...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Barney Miller - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
I Wish by Danja reviews
Genies aren't always possessed by nice people. R&R.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
Sherlock in the Modern World working title by TritonAuthor24 reviews
How a Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson - in keeping with their characterizations provided by Doyle, could work as Britons in the modern-day, in America. Please provide suggestions. Just seeing if it works.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
Travel Changes a Person by amaresu reviews
Five places Fiona's been and one she misses. Different cities and different memories.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
SG1: The Gremlin Situation by Ilteren reviews
SG-1 starts using Prometheus to travel to planets with unnatainable gate addresses. What they find on one planet will lead to a devastating foothold situation back at SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Gremlins III by Ilteren reviews
Twenty years after the Kingston Falls incident, Billy and Gizmo return home.
Gremlins - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Pitiful by Twirl reviews
One night, while Tommy is passed out drunk on his couch, Jimmy rants about everything he'd rather be doing than haunting his drunken cousin. NO ROMANCE, brotherly love only.
Rescue Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
A Fateful Trip by FanWriterWV reviews
All Major Nelson wanted was a vacation...crossover with two other classic series.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Diplomatic Mission by Teri reviews
A delicate negotiation to stop a war requires MacGyver's special touch. Unfortunately, MacGyver is out of touch and the parties won't proceed without him. Is there another option? Well, there is an USAF officer who looks a bit like Mac. Can Jack do it?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - J. O'Neill
THE TRIANGLE by FanWriterWV reviews
Slightly AU. What if the Cincinnati Triangle were real?
WKRP in Cincinnati - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Good Times, 6C: Looking Back by SouthernStyle reviews
Before James can completely look forward to the future, he glances back to something he rarely permits himself to think of..New York. Forget the Big Apple..it was more 'Big Disappointment'. A moment of reflection will help him move ahead.
Good Times - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007
SG1 Again: A New Beginning by Teri reviews
Postseries end. Just had to make sure the original SG1 ended up together again. Slight crossover with MacGyver and a brief mention of Farscape and Atlantis. Friendship: Carter, Daniel, Jack, and Teal'c.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Popcorn And A Smile by CptKaydeAdama reviews
Now when Michael looks back on it, he can't remember exactly how he and Fiona went from being just correspondents to lovers. I posted this along time ago on the Misc. TV section, and someone who reviewed said I should move it here.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Resident Geniuses by imjustaguy reviews
SG:SG1Police Squad! – Just where does Daniel come up with all those last minute translations? OneShot – Humor
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Police Squad! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Right Back by LadyStarblade reviews
Highlander: The Series. Joe Dawson keeps watch over a downed Immortal.
Highlander - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Richie, Joe - Complete
Jack's memos by E. Nagrom reviews
We all know that Jack never recieves memos and is behind the times. This is a few ideas on how he never recieves a memo
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - J. O'Neill
The City Within by Madigirl reviews
The city was her home, and it was her duty, and her joy, to watch over it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
The 87 Pound Heroine by Frank Palladin reviews
Sister Bertrille goes to New York and makes a fine catch as well as new friends.
Flying Nun - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006
Honeymooners: Bensonhurst Bandit by Jerry Schuller reviews
This story takes place in 1959 A couple years after the series. Ralph finally has his promotion. As Norton always keeps up with the current trends, he decides to get into sidewalk surfing and buys a skateboard!
Honeymooners - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
PickUp lines from Stargate Command by gothfeary reviews
What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
In The End by Kourin Lucrece reviews
Just a short little postep for Vacation. Rube contemplates remembrance and last thoughts
Dead Like Me - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by Madigirl reviews
A Christmas gathering at Joe's Bar.
Highlander - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
At Least the Trains Ran on Time by Madigirl reviews
I have always believed that there had to be more to Silas than a big, likeable, guy who liked to fight. He had to be intelligent to hold his own as a Horseman. He had to be more than that to live to be an ancient. Nothing is known about his history bet
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Time of the Month by Agent-G reviews
What happens when all of the female members of the mansion are having that time of the month all at the same time? Nothing good for the men that's for sure. AGU oneshot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Sarcophagus Anyone? by Chris4Short reviews
Sarcophagus Rental, Repair and Resale ad... Pure fluff one shot
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Confession of Roy Hinkley by psi-star-psi reviews
If the professor was so smart, why didn't he just build a boat? Complete short story. Please read and review.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Basement Interlude by Sergio Frazetta reviews
Fright Night short short fanfic showing what Jerry and Billy are doing downstairs while Charlie and Peter have the run of the manor. First effort, be gentle.
Fright Night - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Whistle by a proud geekfreak reviews
Blackadder II: a one shot. Just about a little agruement Baldrick and Edmund have about an object. Please read and review! I don't mind if you tell me it not all that funny or if it is horrible!
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Scenario for the Knight by KTfanfic reviews
Greatest American Hero & Knight Rider crossover After a chance meeting, Ralph, Bill, and Kitt have to work together to rescue Michael.
Crossover - Knight Rider & Greatest American Hero - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - KI2T - Complete
Showdown by lucidscreamer reviews
Drabble. The Gunslinger pursues his prey in the final moments of the movie Westworld.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Transformation by An Old User reviews
Jekyll & Hyde The first time Dr. Jekyll comsumes the HJ7, from two radically different pionts of view. One-shot
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Coffee, Toxins & Emails by Chris4Short reviews
Emails between Gen. O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Col. Carter on a slight error in mess rations and rocks that leak... 1st fic, be kind!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
Mixed Feelings by DaNa-StOwE-WaNnAbE704 reviews
A Maggie And Joel Story,Chap One Isn't The Greatest,But It Will Get Better..Chap Two Is Up!
Northern Exposure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
Dorothy Witch Slayer by T. Cummins reviews
Dorothy vs. The Wicked Witch of the Southeast.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2003
Sick by melissaadams22 reviews
Lucas is puking, but the question is, on who? PG- Not for those with weak stomachs!
SeaQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2002
Legacy by Vicki595 reviews
Daniel was given a present before he returned through the Quantum mirror in "There But For the Grace of God"
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2002 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Fright Night: Jerry's Side of the Story by lucidscreamer reviews
If I'd known then what I know now, I would have stayed far away from Corvallis, Iowa; 99 Oak Street; and Charley Brewster. The film from the vampire's point of view.
Fright Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2001 - Complete
Past Lives and Crises by Eurydice reviews
Ed has an existential crisis after Joel meets a future life.
Northern Exposure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2001
Alone by Carole reviews
Kronos escapes from hell... or does he? Highlander/Brimstone.
Crossover - Highlander & Brimstone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2001 - Kronos - Complete
The Greatest American Hulk by Jane Leavell reviews
As if the suit and Bill Maxwell weren't irritating enough to deal with, now foreign agents try to kidnap a guest speaker at Whitney High, the Incredible Hulk gets upset, and Jack McGee starts snooping around. It's not always easy being Ralph Hinkley....
Greatest American Hero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2001
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Jeannie VS Samantha reviews
Jeannie Nelson VS Samantha Stevens, in a magical battle royal!Nuff Said!
Crossover - Bewitched & I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/10/2007
Samnatha VS Jeannie reviews
Samantha Stevens VS Jeannie Nelson, in a magical battle royal! Nuff Said!
Crossover - Bewitched & I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2007
Ten things that never happened on Barney Miller reviews
Ten crazy Barney Miller crossover ideas that I will NEVER do!Well, I 'probable' will never do.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Barney Miller - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2007
Flying Nun Barney Miller Crosser
Sister Bertrille ‘drops-into’ the 12th Precinct.
Crossover - Barney Miller & Flying Nun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Barney Miller Flying Nun
Sister Bertrille ‘drops-into’ the 12th Precinct.
Crossover - Barney Miller & Flying Nun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Barney Miller All in the Family Crossover reviews
The boys at the ol' one-two get a vist from Mike, Archie and Maude.
Barney Miller - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
All in the Family Barney Miller crossover reviews
Mike is arrested, and taken to the 12th precinct. Archie and Maude bail him out. That's when the fun begins.
All In The Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
SELECTED QUOTES reviews
SELECTED QUOTES FROM BOOKS.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008
One 'L', or two? reviews
Col. Jack O'Neill from the TV show meets Col. Jack O'Neil from the movie again. Prequel to the 'Evil Teal'c' chronicles. Hopefully, coming this summer. I may possible write an alt-ending. If anyone shows an interest in an alt-ending.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - J. O'Neill
Green AcresBarney Miller crossover idea reviews
Mr.Haney is at it again. This time he's picked-on Det.Ron Harris of the 12th Precinct, in NYC.
Green Acres - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
I Dream of JeannieBarney Miller crossover reviews
Jeannie has a diffrent master. One shot.
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Special Request Forms General O'Neill & Dr Jackson reviews
Part of the Special Request Forms series. However, it can stand alone. A newly promoted General O’Neill busts Dr. Jackson’s chops while going over his Special Request Form.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Fish and Bernice on the phone reviews
Stories about Fish and Bernice, on the phone.
Barney Miller - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
After the smoke clears reviews
Inspector Frank Lugar tells Det. Chano Amenguale about his first shooting.
Barney Miller - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Special Request Forms Vala's very special request reviews
Vala's VERY sepcial request. Part one and two.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Vala, Gen. Landry - Complete
Ramone reviews
Barney asks Det. Fish how a young junkie managed to take his gun from him and hold the entire squad room hostage.
Barney Miller - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Special Request Forms 5 reviews
Does Mitchell hate Landry? Will Landry take it out on Walter? What the hell do Hash Browns have to do with all of this? Keep reading and find out.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Gen. Landry, C. Mitchell - Complete
321 reviews
Ra's last thoughts. From Star Gate...The movie.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Ra - Complete
Special Request Forms 4 reviews
Is Jonas crazy? Does he need his head examined? Or just his teeth. Read on and find out.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gen. Hammond, J. Quinn - Complete
by any other name reviews
Barney wont let detective Harris have any more fun with his favorite phrase. Read on and find out what that phrase is.
Barney Miller - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Special Request Forms 3 reviews
Why does Teal’c need rubber gloves, condoms, KY jelly, a shower cap and bubble gum? Read on and find out. Note from author WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF VALA’S STORY, THIS IS MY FAVORITE ‘SPECIAL REQUEST’ NARRATIVE. FUN TO WRITE, AS WELL AS READ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Gen. Hammond, Teal'c - Complete
Special Request Forms 2 reviews
Why does Maj. Carter need 250 Wet Wipes when shes off world? And just what does she plan on doing with them? Read the story and find out. Come on, it won't hurt!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
Special Request Forms 1 reviews
General Hammond and Walter, behind the sceanes at the SGC. Dr Jackson getting kids hooked on sugar? Col. O'Neill as a Boy Scout? Find out how Genral Hammond and Sgt. Walter Harriman make it all possible. Keep reading.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Gen. Hammond - Complete
of the third kind reviews
O’Neil during fire fight in Ra’s throne room.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Priceless reviews
O’Neill thinks about his favorite actor, and his favorite TV commercial.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete