Raven On The Writing Desk
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Joined 11-23-12, id: 4378483, Profile Updated: 07-16-15
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I am Raven On The Writing Desk, an fickle writer, whose style changes often, and many of my stories are old, and being revisited. My life and I are...odd, to say the least. I'm not good at making friends, but we do have some interesting times.

Partners In Crime

Sakura The Green-Eyed Girl: A friend and writer, the two of us have been friends for nearly our entire lives. She has been transferred to Southern Command, much to my dismay.

Karmadella1234: A friend and fellow writer, who got me on this sight, and has been involved in many of my writings. You can find her reviews on many of my stories.

Fang Faith: The alternate personality of a friend and artist. She is found in only a few of my stories.

Quotes (If you wish for further context, PM me)

"I was drinking apple sauce when you said that! You made me snort apple sauce!" - Karmadella1234

"Unidentified Flying Fish." - Nate

"I thought that bag was a ghost in your closet...T-T" - Karmadella1234

"I played the 'Fall Up The Stairs' game on the bus. I hate that game." - Raven On The Writing Desk

"ME NO WANT!" - Fang Faith

"My friend thought he was smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face." - Fang Faith

"Nate, there was paper in that fortune cookie!' - Raven On The Writing Desk

"She's going to be locked in the fridge with the beer, then someone's gonna buy her, and try to take her head off with a bottle cap opener 'cause they're gonna think she's beer, and oh my God, Fang Faith, I have problems!" - Raven On The Writing Desk

"I know what else is wet! Ha, ha ha h-the ocean! The ocean is wet." - Raven On The Writing Desk

"I'm not hiding a cat in my shirt, what are you talking about!?" - Raven On The Writing Desk

"Why did you sneeze on my knee!?" - Raven On The Writing Desk

"Don't eat my laptop!" - Raven On The Writing Desk & Karmadella1234

"Don't put my cat in the refrigerator!" - Raven On The Writing Desk

"I name them Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and George. George is a girl...Her name is unfortunate." - Raven On The Writing Desk

"I buried the spoon!" - Raven The Writing Desk

"Hey guess what!?...Communism! *Takes*" - Raven On The Writing Desk

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Pole Dancing by Freeflare reviews
What happened after the guys recorded that pole dancing video? Danny/Mark, Arin/Mark, Arin/Danny/Mark
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Markiplier, GameGrumps - Complete
White Nothing by Nikki-j4eva reviews
There's a guy sitting on a park bench reading a newspaper...but then he's gone. Yes, his body is still there, but the man himself is not. I guess he escaped from the bullet hole in his chest, or maybe the one in his temple, but one thing is for sure, there isn't a man there anymore. One shot, maybe. Let me know if you like it, maybe I'll continue it. It's short but action packed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Mello
21 Things Our Favorite Deltorans Would Never Say by Freida Right reviews
Another addition to my colection of these. Also, I've done my best to be truer to the books than the anime, though it wss tempting to do otherwise. ;)
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
His Master: Fragile by ShadowGUN101 reviews
Just a few days after forming the contract, Sebastian Michaelis starts to notice just how fragile and contradictory his master's personality is...especially when the boy is plagued by nightmares.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Bartender by Happy Violence reviews
Yamimash just shows up at Markiplier's bar. They talk a bit, Yami gets drunk, he goes home with Markiplier. (Also, italics are my thoughts!)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013
Everybody's Fool by bocchanismine reviews
Sebastian sits in his room, thinking of all the despair and betrayal in his life. this is a one shot song fic from Evanescence, Everybody's Fool.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Complete
Save That for Tomorrow by LemonWicky reviews
'It wasn't the answer to everything, but he figured that he only had a little while longer to spend with the man he loved. There was much uncertainty in their futures, but that was for tomorrow.' A moment between Mark (Markiplier) and Aaron (Yamimash). Rated M for sex.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Markiplier - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with DQ When by Crystal Silvera reviews
I find the title quite self-explanatory . . . ways you'll know when you're obsessed Deltora Quest! I would love reviews, just because. XD Ideas, reviews, favorites and follows all appreciated! Very much a crackfic (well, if that's the word for a humor/parody fic). Complete!
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Things Change by liketolaugh reviews
Prince Soma was a prince. Prince Soma had a family. Prince Soma had a life before Agni, before Ciel... A life that was different.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Prince Soma, Agni - Complete
The Open Door by BertaS reviews
Severus has a slight misunderstanding with his Master that results in a new understanding. Five years after the end of the war. AU-Pretty much ignores the last two maybe three books. I was trying to clean up my files and found this, mostly complete, in my "crap" folder, no idea why I put it there. Severus lives. Not beta-ed all mistakes are mine. No Warning. One-shot–Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Benefits of Owning Sebastian as Your Slave by Kumachan-Usachan reviews
Just a semi-short, oneshot can you even call it that if it has 0 plot? list on Sebastian's slave qualities. If you want your own Sebby-slave for your soul plus shipping and handling call 666-666-0666 jk
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Reflections of the Past by LxIsxJustice reviews
"I am going to die here. And my soul, black as it is, will be dragged to Hell. I should probably feel something." Agni was lost to the world of darkness before someone showed him the light. Agni/Soma Mature rating for later chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Agni, Prince Soma - Complete
Only a Matter of time by ILovetoFly reviews
This is my first EVER story so be nice. Dain is back, and has a task, that task is to kiddnap the Queen of Deltora, and that Queen is as you know Jasmine, Thankyou for all of the Reviews,but don't forget to review, chapter six and seven are up!
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Lief, Jasmine - Complete
Servitude by Zireael07 reviews
HP/GW, SS, post DH; Inspirations: "Unwell" by Socks4Dobby & "Penal Servitude" Snape survives Nagini's bite and is made a slave. Harry buys him. Will Severus accept who he is? Or will he be constantly fighting with himself over his past and his identity?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
CrackFic Claude by Aquilla Moore reviews
Alois tests Revenge Potion on Claude in the hope to capture Ciel. But feeding a demon odd drafts isn't the best idea, as Alois discovers. Claude's mood ricochets from perfect to prissy. Poor Claude! He doesn't deserve such punishment! Oh wait, yes he does
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Claude F., Alois T.
Make the Best of the Time we Have by seaweedfma reviews
Jean Havoc's life changes drastically. Will he or his friends ever be the same? This was supposed to be done for the 2009/2010 FMA Big Bang but family issues delayed it. Jean Havoc, Roy Mustang, no pairing. AU, no spoilers. Rated T for capture and abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jean H., Roy M.
Agni's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
As requested by AznRoll! Want your own curry machine? Read this guide! Note: I've decided to definitely make a sequel to Kuroshtisuji Robot Epidemic! Keep an eye out! xD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Agni
Cough by Lang Noi reviews
Lief gets sick shortly after the Maze of the Beast, and it looks deadly. Jasmine and Barda seek out help in the tiny village of Berk, and while they get it, they might have found much more...
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Lief, Jasmine, Barda - Complete
The Knave of Hearts by musicloverx26 reviews
Oh, what she wouldn't do to have the Knave, Stayne. What a name! What a man! She would have to have him, soon.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
50 Fun Facts Sebastian has Learned About Humanity by A Perfect Devil reviews
A comprehensive list of various bits and pieces of knowledge Sebastian has scraped off the bone of hilarity. Contains some sexual references as well as mentions of sweet delicious cannibalism.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Garden by Commander Zia reviews
“I want you,” I manage to gasp selfishly, letting him bring the sharp edged ring down to my already bloody chest. “I want you to hurt me.” Insane!Tortured!Ishida drabble
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ways to Annoy Light Yagami by Konorai reviews
Because I was bored, I just made this to get a quick laugh out of you people. You will laugh right? RIGHT! ...Sorry. Limitless rage...sorta embarrasing. If you are a Light fangirl, I suggest you don't click this.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 278 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alcoholic Experiences by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Lief is curious about alcohol, and so Barda tells him of his first experience with alcohol, when he was only a young guard... Humour Oneshot.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Barda, Lief - Complete
Mikami: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by DutchessofSweet777 reviews
Curious about how your MIKAMI unit works? Read and find out!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Sickness by xxxTalesxxx reviews
Mikami gets sick one day. Ohnoes. DX MikaLight
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
Lief the second by Kylie Concorde reviews
A short funny oneshot for people who don't have much time or patience. It takes place 50 years after the end of DQ1 and it features the Shadow Lord having a surprisingly amusing conversation with one of his spies. This is my first story, so please review.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
20 Facts About Teru Mikami by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Teru's gym routine became a lot more focused on exercise that promoted cardiovascular health once he started helping Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Happy Halloween by homesweethomicide13 reviews
It's Halloween in Deltora...
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday Barda by homesweethomicide13 reviews
It's Barda's birthday, but the one person Barda truly cares about has neglected to show that he's remembered. Set after 'Dragon Night' and before Lief and Jasmine get married. BardaDoom
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Barda, Doom/Jarred - Complete
Chimera Troubles by The Original Foxx reviews
Roy finds a chimera in the streets of Central and wonders why he seems so familiar. Then it hits him, its Havoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Jean H., Roy M.
Shut Up by yiyjfgyty reviews
Ahh, my guilty pleasure revealed! The ONE NIGHT Raito tries to get some sleep... TeruxLight or TeruxRaito, whichever you prefer. MENT TO BE SHORT. Oneshot, RandR?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Small packages by kaze karter reviews
Oneshot. Veritas is training the diamond drgaon...that is he would be, if only she would stop moving.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Storm by St. Minority reviews
Charlie seeks comfort from Wonka for his bad dreams, but he finds out that Wonka also needs someone to comfort him. Not Chan, nothing sexual, nothing like that. Bit of cuteness, really. Takes place a few months after the Buckets move into the facto
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Parasitic Workers by St. Minority reviews
Willy Wonka, The Amazing Chocolatier, sinks into his memory and questions the loyalty of those around him. Deals with closing of the factory. Warning: Rape, hints at violence, brief language. Not chan. All reviews welcome.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Dark Chocolate by zmt reviews
Ok summary lol: Wonka kidnapped and sold as a slave, Charlie and Mr. Wonka rescues Wonka Lots of ANGST and some HC. Nothing explicit, not slash, but has the potential!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2005
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His Black Rose reviews
The first locket Undertaker ever kept, was a locket with a black rose on it. He's had it since he was a young human boy. Black roses were HER favorite. He keeps that locket close to his heart. No one but him has ever seen it, or ever will see it. That locket is a memory of long lost love, in a land once so wild.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 1/15 - Undertaker, OC - Complete
Boredom Therapy
-CRACK- The outskirts of Central are dominated by forests. Dense forests, that hide many secrets from prying eyes. In the forest are two friends who have travelled a long way to seek out the Flame and the Fullmetal Alchemist. Why the two State Alchemists are so interesting to the travelling friends, well, that is an interesting story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14 - Edward E., Roy M., OC
One Day At Wammy's House reviews
-CRACK- It can be hard raising a genius. Especially in and orphanage. And if you don't like kids. It's even harder raising two best friend geniuses's, who are angels in the eyes of your boss.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - L, Mello, Roger, OC - Complete
115 Degrees At Wammy's House reviews
-CRACK- It's way too hot at Wammy's House. The A/C is broken, and the heat is enough to suppress old rivalries.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2013 - L, Near, Mello, Matt - Complete