Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kuroshitsuji.
Hey! Smokey Moonshine Here. Smokey's Not My Real Name, But I have A Little Place Called "Smokey Moonshine Mafia" Consisting Of My Friends. Either Call Me Smokey, Smokey Moonshine, Moonshine, Don, And So On. Now, My Penname Changes Now And Then. Here Are My Past Names;
Come And Play In The Musical Night
Inu no Taisho The Daiyokai Dog
Members Of Smokey Moonshine Mafia:
Wanna Join? PM Me. I Will Tell You More From There.
IMPORTANT: MY STORIES ARE IN EDIT. THEY WILL BE ODD, MAYBE NOT MAKE SENSE, AND SO ON, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING CHANGED DRAMATICALLY. STORIES WILL BE DELETED AND PUT UP AGAIN. JUST GO WITH IT.
I've Got A FictionPress Account Under The Same Name. GO LOOK ME UP!
Now, I'll Tell You About The REAL Me. You Can Skip To The Bottom Where There's Funnier Things, But If You Do, Well That Shows How Much RESPECT For Someone You Have. Someone Who's Pouring Their Soul Out To Strangers.
THE REAL ME
First I'm Over Weight. I said It. I'm Fat. DEAL WITH IT!
Second I Don't Think I'm Pretty. I've Got Acne, Claw-Like Nails, And Constantly Changing, Almost Glassy Eyes.
Third I'm A Ninth Grader Who Tests At Near Collage Level Last Time I Was Told.
Fourth my real name is CLASSIFIED. If You're Really A Good Friend, I'll Tell You.
Fifth I Kind Of Believe In God But Mainly Lupus, The Great Spirit, And In Skarzguard, The Spirit That Helps Dead Souls To Heaven.
Terrible? Well Whatever. You Know Some About My Outside. Now, Here's What REALLY Counts.
WHAT REALLY MATTERS
First I'm Only Over-Weight Because It Runs In My DNA. I Walk Many Miles For Fun In All Kind Of Weather. I Hike, Camp, Fish, Explore, Swim, Canoe And Kayak (Sometimes) And Because Of All That, I Know Who I Am, You Know Who You Are, So Let Me Be.
Second I Have Extremely Sensitive Skin, And Clear Skin Is Like IMPOSSIBLE For Me. But I still Try.
Third I've Got A Natural Talent With Animals.
Fourth I've Got A Few Close Friends. I'll Never Leave Them. And They'll Never Leave Me.
So That's Me. And I Have A Few Rules
MY RULE #1
I Like Sparing And Playing "Ninja". I Fight Like My Opponent. If They Fight Fair, I Do Too. If They Don't, Well They've Been Great Company In This Bloodbath!
MY RULE #2
Work Hard, Play Hard.
I Test EXTREMELY Well. I Couldn't Care Less, But I Try When I Need To. And You Should Too!
MY RULE #3
Friends Are Family.
Your Friends Should Be Extremely Good And Close. Like Family. My Friends Are So Close, They Call My Parents Mom And Dad.
MY RULE #4
Nature Is The Key
The Nature Was Here First. Respect Her, And She'll Be There For You.
MY RULE #5
Thick As Thieves.
Thieves Don't Cheat Other Thieves. If You're A Part Of My "Pack", We're Thick As Thieves.
NOW FOR SOMETHING LESS SERIOUS!
Now The Tavern's Empty, And It's Only You And Me. And If You'd Care I'd Like To Share How This Song Came To Be. So Come A Little Closer, If You Really Want To Know! This Very Sad And Woeful Tale Happened So Long Ago.
Tears Don't Mean Anything, If We Don't Know When We're Sorry! - Dead Skin - Sonata Arctica
So We Can Take The World Back From A Heart Attack One Maniac At A Time, We Will Take It Back - The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy
THINGS ME AND MY FRIENDS SAY:
Fang Faith: Throws Toast. *Throws imaginary toast.*
Karmadella: Silly Inu Thinking Time Matters
Me: Mafia Code Of Silence! You Will Be Silent
Me: I Have A Problem...
Me: I like To Chew The Legs Off Of Furniture.
Karmadella: So There's A Corpse On My Steet!
Karmadella: Rip Out His Tonsils With A Spoon!
Me: I'll Carve Out Your Heart! With This Spoon! *Pulls Out Spoon.*
Me: Hey, Did You Guys Hear About The Time It Rained Fish?!
Tre: That Did NOT Happen!
Me: But It Did! See, A Long Tiem Away From Here There Was A Monsoon Season Storm, And Fish From A Stagnate Mountain Pool Were Sucked Up And Fell With The Rain.
Nate: I Can Just Imagaine Someone Seeing That And Saying "Oh My God Those Fish Are Flying...Hi Jesus!".
Nate: They Would Be UFO's.
Me: No, They Would Be UFF's. Unidentified Flying Fish.
Mr. Sobotka: Unless You Knew What Kind Of Fish They Are. Then They'd Be IFF's.
Me: Identified Flying Fish.
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