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Joined 11-24-12, id: 4379532, Profile Updated: 10-30-17
Author has written 22 stories for Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Dexter, A song of Ice and Fire, Lion King, and Silmarillion.

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I hope you will enjoy my random ramblings about fictional worlds that don't belong to me. I am usually lost in Middle Earth, and I like spending my time imaging how our beloved heroes from Lord of the Rings/Hobbit acted as children... Where they little angels or demons from hell? Did they protect their siblings, or did they tease them mercilessly?

Sometimes I post of another fandom, usually A song of Ice and Fire, and some of my stories are translated to my mother tongue (Greek).

Work in progress: Tales of War... One chapter long stories of incidents that happened during the years that led to the War of the Ring. Main protagonists: Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred, Lothiriel, Imrahil, Amrothos, Denethor.

I also post original short stories, mainly fantasy/sci-fi, at my blog at wordpress, named afooldreamer...

Posting from Dol Amroth, Gondor, Middle Earth.

"Before reaching the final line, however, he had already understood that he would never leave that room, for it was foreseen that the city of mirrors (or mirages) would be wiped out by the wind and exiled from the memory of men at the precise moment

when Aureliano Babilonia would finish deciphering the parchments, and that everything written on them was unrepeatable since time immemorial and forever more, because races condemned to one hundred years of solitude did not have a second opportunity on earth." (One hundred years of solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him... "(The Return of the King, The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien)

"As they sailed farther from the coast, the sky darkened and more stars came out. Percy studied the constellations—the ones Annabeth had taught him so many years ago. “Bob says hello,” he told the stars." (The House of Hades, The Heroes of Olympus, Rick Riordan)

"When she danced, men killed themselves, knowing they would never again see such beauty. She had four lovers in Kiev, each richer than the other, but her heart was so cold that she could hold ice in her mouth and it would never melt." (Deathless, Catherynne M. Valente)

"A bit of a fool you might say, but all dreamers are fools." (A Dance with Dragons, GRR Martin)

"If you are going to die, ser, before you say her name, I will hunt you through all seven hells." (Oberyn Martell, A Storm of swords, GRR Martin)

"Our choices can alter the details. That's how we rebel against destiny." (The sword of summer, Rick Riordan)

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Dread's End by Crazyeight reviews
A former servant of Melkor rides once more to war and on the fields of Pellenor, finds his last battle.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30 - Complete
North Star by CheveronChick reviews
Legolas doesn't know the first thing about human children, especially crying human children, but he trys his best nonetheless. Young Estel and Legolas take their first steps into what will end up being one of the closest friendships of their lives.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12
somehow we're best friends (why i'm not sure) by salazarastark reviews
Ned, Oberyn, and their friendship as it slowly (weirdly) unfolds. modern!Hogwarts!AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Oberyn M.
Of Kings and Kine by eschscholzia reviews
While trying to manage both rebuilding a kingdom and organizing the upcoming wedding festivities for Aragorn and Arwen, Faramir the Steward misunderstands what a servant is trying to tell him. This leads to a nearly intractable situation with one of the wedding gifts, which he needs all his creativity and Ranger skills to sort out. This story placed 2nd in the June '17 Teitho.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17 - Complete
The Northern Lights II by TolkienScribe reviews
Sequel to "Northern Lights". Amidst the ruin of a battle, Imrahil meets a king and a friend. Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Complete. Please read and review. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Aragorn, Elphir, Erchirion, Imrahil - Complete
Suns and Snakes by Ramzes reviews
Just a series of small moments devoted to everyone's favourite pair of snakes. Not a multi-chaptered story.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Oberyn M., Doran M., Elia M.
Little Hands, little eyes Lots of Justus, lots of Surprise by The Un-Wanted Angel reviews
Little Naruto's curious about many things in life. Konoha is a curious place to live in when there's wepons, millions of jutsus and a perverted God-father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
brave as a lion by salazarastark reviews
Lannisters are Slytherins and yet Jaime somehow ended up in Gryffindor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Jaime L., Eddard S./Ned, Oberyn M., Robert B. - Complete
A Rush of Blood to the Head by starbursts and kisses reviews
It was clear to everyone that the poor boy was besotted with the Stark girl. Luckily for all parties involved, Uncle Oberyn comes to the rescue.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Aegon T., Oberyn M., Arya S. - Complete
My Revenge on the Internet, or, Fëanor Learns the Spirit of Christmas by fantasychica37 reviews
Written for 12 Days of Christmas, after I wrote a brilliant piece that got deleted twice and needed to vent my anger, so I called Fëanor to help! (But it's still Christmas-themed, I swear!) Next fic up in either Silmarillion or LOTR!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Fëanor, OC - Complete
Losto vae!- Sleep well! by nosmaeth reviews
Of brothers, hairs, nightmares and starlight. Set before the Fellowship of the Ring, sometime after Aragorn left Imladris and became a Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Elrohir - Complete
Into the Storm by Venenum Timere reviews
A slightly alternative ending to the season finale where Dexter meets all his victims once again. Because he deserves better. If you have not been up to date with Dexter, then be warned: there are spoilers.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Dexter M., Debra M., Harry M., J. Doakes
The Last Debate by nosmaeth reviews
"Together the Elf and the Dwarf entered Minas Tirith, and folk that saw them pass marvelled to see such companions, for Legolas was fair of face beyond the measure of Men, and he sang an elven-song in a clear voice as he walked in the morning, but Gimli stalked behind him, stroking his beard and staring about him." J.R.R.T. Legolas sings, the White City answers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Imrahil - Complete
Do Not Mess with Uchiha Itachi by destiny921 reviews
The Ring tries to persuade Itachi. Itachi is NOT amused. Humor, crack. Oneshot.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
The Whore's Whelp by RedJeyne reviews
Oberyn arrives to retrieve his bastard daughter.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Oberyn M., Obara S. - Complete
Imrahil's Daughters by Lialathuveril reviews
A chance encounter in a linen cupboard in the Houses of Healing has unforeseen consequences as Éomer of Rohan finds himself caught between two very different women. However, things are not quite as they seem: a tale of love, deception and bees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,912 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Free Beer by SwivelandJess reviews
How DID Bofur and Bombur end up on the Quest for Erebor? With their toy-making shop running on hard times, and an unexpected visitor they now must care for, Bombur decides he's going to do something about it all.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bofur, Bombur - Complete
Recycled by dreamflower02 reviews
While they wait for Frodo to recover in Rivendell, Merry and Pippin come across an unexpectedly familiar item in Bilbo's rooms. (Written in 2006 for slightlytookish.) One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
A Shieldmaiden's Soup by WorldNerd12 reviews
Aragorn was not the first to taste Éowyn's soup. That poor brother of hers ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
Near Misses by Deandra reviews
Everyone who knew them thought Eomer and Lothiriel would be a good marital match, but fate seemed determined that they not meet. Sometimes fate needs a helping hand. Complete in 9 chapters, posting 1 chapter every other day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,426 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
LOVE! Rohirrim Style by ZeesMuse reviews
At the end of the 3rd Age, Eomer, King of Rohan, married Lothiriel, Princess of Dol Amroth. No details are given. Was it a love match? A political match? Eternal romantic I am...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Your dungeons are inadequate by chisscientist reviews
A letter from Sauron to Finrod Felegund sent shortly after the fall of Minas Tirith. Apparently Sauron has some complaints he wishes to make.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sauron, Finrod F. - Complete
Tiny Dancer by Deandra reviews
Morwen’s shyness keeps her away from the dance. Fluffy little ONESHOT. Part 87 of the Elfwine Chronicles.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Rain by Deandra reviews
Eomer tries to ease his wife’s melancholy. Fluffy little ONESHOT. Part 80 of the Elfwine Chronicles.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Sliding by EdorasLass reviews
Eomer's behaving like a kid, and he's not the only one. Fluffy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
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Tales of War reviews
Check the first chapter for Summary of each short story! Stories of people that had to go through the horrors of the War of the Ring or the events leading up to them. Each story is stand alone. Characters featured are Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred, Lothiriel, Imrahil, Amrothos, Elphir, Erchirion, Denethor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Eowyn, Eomer, Lothíriel, Imrahil
devil within
You will never know what hit you.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Aredhel, Eöl - Complete
The blooded dress reviews
Bard finds a blooded dress on the floor of his house.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Bard, Sigrid - Complete
fastness, strength, cunning
Eowyn must pass a series of tests if she wants to be trained in sword fighting by her older brother.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Eowyn, Eomer, Theodred, Eothain - Complete
Beleriand and Valinor's secret stories
What do they have in common, Caranthir, Galadriel and Huor? Nothing except that each of their small stories happened in the first age and they were inspired by the prompts of the Silmarillion tolkienreadalong in tumblr. Each chapter is one story. More info about each story in the beginning. Live fast, Die Awesome!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,145 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Beren, Caranthir, Huor, Húrin - Complete
home is behind reviews
Prince Imrahil consoles a sad, young Princess who is away from her home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Imrahil, OC - Complete
Oberyn's tale reviews
The Viper tells a story after a popular demand. One-shot. Feat. Arianne, Sarella, Tyene.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Complete
Hula Song
The Hula Song from another perspective. The story is included in Greek, too.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Pumbaa, Timon, OC - Complete
Bath time reviews
It is bath day today and Bard has to cope with his not-so-willing-to-cooperate children. One shot, Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Bard, Sigrid, Bain, Tilda - Complete
The never ending cycle of revenge reviews
Ellaria Sand observes her children on their play under the shadow of a blood-orange tree. Soon she finds herself think of the past, lost lover, and revenge. One-Shot
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Oberyn M., Ellaria S. - Complete
A Father & Daughter Dispute reviews
Tilda wants to be in fashion, but her father has another opinion. One-Shot. (Edited)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Bard, Sigrid, Bain, Tilda - Complete
Ένα στοίχημα τιμής (a bet of honour) reviews
Ο νεαρός Γκίμλι υποτίμησε τον Φίλι και τον Κίλι. Τα δύο αδέρφια ήταν αποφασισμένοι να τον διαψεύσουν κάνοντας μια γεναία πράξη που περιλάμβανε στρώματα και ένα κοιμισμένο νάνο. Μετάφραση της ιστορίας, a bet of honour.
Hobbit - Rated: K - Greek - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Fíli, Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
Play Time reviews
Bard watches over his children play together with their new toys. However, a dispute immerges. One-Shot
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Bard, Sigrid, Bain, Tilda - Complete
Περιπέτειες των απογόνων του Έορλ reviews
Ο Έομερ και η Έογουιν έμπλεξαν ατελείωτες φορές σε περιπέτειες όταν ήταν μικροί...Μικρές ιστορίες για τη ζωή τους πριν τον πόλεμο του δαχτυλιδιού. Αυτοτελείς ιστορίες, καινούργια κεφάλαια θα προστεθούν!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - Greek - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
The Fire of a Lion reviews
At last the day came when Tyrion returned to the Red Keep. He had taken revenge, he had found an old friend and had put a young Queen on the Throne. All that remained now was a last act to be played. One-shot
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Daenerys T./Dany, Tyrion L. - Complete
Eowyn's Request reviews
As the shadows gather, Elfhelm is grooming his horse and getting ready for the Rohirrim's march to Minas Tirith. At that point Lady Éowyn came to him with a certain request. One-Shot, Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Eowyn - Complete
Bombur's dreams reviews
"They have pasted almost 60 years since you were enchanted at the Dark Forest. Were those dreams you had so good, that you can't stop thinking of them?" asked Bofur "Better than you can imagine..." replied Bombur without giving away any details to his brother. (Main character featured is Bombur)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Bofur, Bombur - Complete
the toy seller reviews
Dexter is shoping with Rita, but his dark passenger is claiming his atention more than his wife.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Dexter M., Rita B. - Complete
a bet of honour reviews
Fili and Kili were underestimated by young Gimli. They were determined to prove him wrong and got involved in a deed of courage that involved matresses and a sleeping dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Fíli, Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
No more Thunders! reviews
During their first days at Edoras Éowyn cannot sleep during a stormy night. Now that both her parents are dead, is there anyone to console her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
of shadows reviews
Éowyn is walking in the halls of Meduseld trying to avoid Wormtongue, when she got lost at the memories of some happier days.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
the potato-rabbit reviews
Éowyn wants to eat her favourite dish but Éomer has different plans. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
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