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This is my new profile. I read it through again and realized all the unnecessary tripe it had. So, without further ado...I present a written portrait of myself. Hopefully it won't bore you to tears.

I'm a happily married woman who works at a library and absolutely loves it. I'm a die-hard tomboy, always will be. That means that yes, I can do a regular maintenance on a vehicle or some other such activity and not whine about breaking one of my nonexistent nails. Dirt and grime does not bother me. Just ask my family and friends.

My hobbies include reading, writing, trying to improve my drawing, watching movies and every so often a good show on the rare times I have cable, spending time with my amazing husband, my wonderfully dysfunctional family whom I adore even when they drive me insane, spending quality time with all my friends, even the ones I can only reach online every so often. I'm an outdoorsy kinda person, so I love camping, bike riding, horseback riding, you know, pretty much the whole shebang. But I am by no means an athletic person. While everyone else was getting pumped up for the game, I spent my time in my own world or studying to pass the class.

Let's see if I can round up all my favs for your reading pleasure.

Books
Tolkien
Rowling
C.S. Lewis
Any Star Wars novelist
Brandon Sanderson
Robert Jordan
Patrick Rothfuss
James Patterson
Dean Koontz
John Saul
Michael Crichton
Brian Jacques
Elizabeth Peters
Terry Brooks
Are we sensing a pattern here yet?

Movies
Star Wars (it was my first love, even though I can't stand adult Ani, sorry Ani fans)
Lord of the Rings (even though I'm a Tolkien purist, it took Jackson a lot of guts to pull off this trilogy, and so I proudly put this in my list)
Harry Potter
Indiana Jones
Pirates of the Carribbean
Braveheart
National Treasure
Mel Brooks movies
Goonies
Hook
Narnia
Firewall
Book of Eli
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
My husband and I LOVE watching Disney & Pixar movies

countless others...

Music
Ah boy, I'm very eclectic, so this list is gonna seem strange...
Enya
Ozzy
Evanescence
Nightwish (not so much their newer stuff)
ACDC
Styx
BeeGees (I grew up listening to this era of music)
Queen
Llewellyn
Celtic Woman
Blackmore
Soundtracks to movies I like
Wierd Al
A bit of Van Halen, Metallica
At heart, I'm a rocker. And I do enjoy a good mystical tune here and there, gets the imagination running.

Shows
Once Upon a Time
Monk
Stargate
Star Trek
Dr Who
X-Files
Castle
CSI
NCIS
As Time Goes By
Digging for the Truth
Cities of the Underworld
many many more

A note about all my stories, in them, when there's an OC you haven't met till now, they will be as developed as I can manage, I really can't stand Mary Sues or Gary Stues(however people spell it), the ones I've seen anyway. No, my characters are pretty much like sister/best friend/cousin/brother/uncle/insert other kind of male type figures, so don't worry, I'm not into the whole sappy romance type thing, no offense to those that are, but I just cringe when I come upon something like that. So I do my best to actually develop my characters before I introduce them to the different realms I place them in. Hopefully they're up to scratch.

Enjoy!

Here are some quotes that I have enjoyed, this isn't the full list because you would be here forever if I subjected you to that kind of torture. Yes, you've probably heard most if not all of them before, I've just compiled them.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique so weird is good.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone. (Something I was used to during my childhood, cursed school)

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemisty. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.

"Reality is for people who lack imagination."

Every day I beat my previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

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Laughter by mysticmelodies1 reviews
One simple thing let her know that she'd made the right choice.
As Time Goes By - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Jean P. H., Lionel H. - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Not in My Eyes by Ninja Misao reviews
Jean is worked up over what a few girls said to her and it up to Lionel to set the record straight.
As Time Goes By - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Jean P. H., Lionel H. - Complete
Dumbledores Christmas Wish is Finally Granted! by Lurai the Ninja Elf reviews
Horrible title. My first HP fic, YAY! I'm not going to even attempt to explain such a short fic as this. READ FOR URSELF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dreaded Visit by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
A little As Time Goes By Fic featuring the lovely Dame Judi Dench and Geoffery Palmer. For Liz1967 and Prosper-the-VXIII, who always encourage me. Jean has an accident while fussing over a visit from Penny and Stephen. It's left to Lionel to keep the peace.
As Time Goes By - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Jean P. H., Lionel H. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3634 - Favs: 5,187 - Follows: 4,680 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vault 712: A Harry Potter Treasury by PenPatronus reviews
"Harry Potter" secrets before, during, and beyond the books in a list format. 7: "Godparents." 8:"Five Deaths." 9: "Quidditch!" 10: "10 Times Fred Weasley Cried." Starring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, George, Snape, Luna, Neville, Arthur, Molly, Ted, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 6,284 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Missing by Bailation reviews
All the missing moments between Ron and Hermione, starting with the first book and ending with the epilogue in DH. Includes stories on the missing space between the last chapter and the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 77,321 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8082 - Favs: 15,164 - Follows: 6,475 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sword of Elendil by Gandalfs apprentice reviews
Aragorn, age 20, leaves Rivendell to rejoin the Dunedain. A tale of love, friendship, betrayal and personal growth. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,526 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Aragorn, Halbarad
Wrong Place and Everything by feanen reviews
this was written when the thing with the Mary-Sue stories was quite popular. Anyway, MS lands in Mordor and nobody is amused, to put it mildly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sauron, Orc - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Help Falling by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is the familiar sound of a friend's voice to make everything ok...My first Severus/Lily! Short and sweet, so please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That's No Moon Severus Snape by RedValkyrie reviews
Due to a slight galactic miscalculation, Potions Master Severus Snape is introduced to Sith Lord Darth Vader. Their first meeting finds them on a razor's edge, ready for battle, but a common irritation and a lot of alcohol can make for new alliances...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Severus S. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,784 - Follows: 5,230 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Discoveries by shirebound reviews
Gentle, short, stand-alone ficlets highlighting scenes between Frodo and young Sam. NEW! "The Magic of Words", a wee offering for Yule.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Azanulbizar by Ultimate Warrior reviews
A poem about the War of Dwarves and Orcs as briefly discribed in the Appedix of the Return of the King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Mr Monk Meets the Redeemer by micheleNasser reviews
Mr Monk gets on the wrong plane and arrives in Rio de Janeiro. Alone. Wait, is that Rio the last place Frank Nunn was? Is this the safe place where'law people'can find peace? Is Natalie coming on time to help Monk figure it out? Moderate M/N ship.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 53,544 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Adrian M., Natalie T. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
the Snape we love is unredeemed by Minerva McTabby reviews
A tribute to Severus Snape. Based on "the boys i mean are not refined" by e.e. cummings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Measure of Mercy by moira of the mountain reviews
A profound moment between Severus Snape and a victim of The Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Severus S., Charity B. - Complete
The Painful Guardianship by dinasamirs reviews
Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,356 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
For The Love of Hogwarts by Slytherite reviews
When Hogwarts Castle and the Hogwarts Express fall in love, will things turn out happily for them? No. They can't even get near each other! You will never look at inanimate objects in the same way again. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Singing Silmarils Series by AliKat7 reviews
Three drabbles about three absolutely fabulous! gems
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Five Brothers by Elledreamer reviews
Five brothers Ron Weasley wished he didn't have... Written for Cuban Sombrero Gal's 'Five Things' challenge on HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Scars by mommato2beauties reviews
Everyone has scars. Some reflections about the scars they carry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
The Crux of the Matter by mjc reviews
A PostHBP tale of Harry's efforts to prepare to face Voldemort for the final time. His quest spans the globe as he acquires the skills and objects he needs to finish off Voldemort for good. He learns that he is not alone and true friends are worth their weight in gold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,563 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Acceptance by enb2004 reviews
Snape mentors Harry. No slash! Snape rescues Harry from the Dursley's, only meaning to save the boy. But when they become emotionally attached, they find themselves in a constantly changing world, where acceptance and love are the only means to survival. Rewriting with LoveSnilyAlways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 92,531 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by wingedthing reviews
My version of book 7. Find the Horcruxes, destroy Voldemort, you know the drill. Written before DH, so no spoilers. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,445 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Picture of Severus Snape by Ink Stained Wretch reviews
Harry lobbies to have Snape's portrait included in the Headmaster's office at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fayr Warning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Marked by Rosie5 reviews
COMPLETED: Post HBP, Marked with a dark destiny he must now fulfil, Harry must put aside his hatred for Snape, his love for Ginny and leave his childhood behind if he is to put an end to Voldemort once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,057 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Time and Place to Grow by VictorianChik reviews
After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,566 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Forest of Mystery by Star Polaris reviews
An accident on the Hogwarts Express forces the fifth year Gryffindors to run for their lives to a strange forest where their lives will be in even more danger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 78,335 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Prophecy by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Snape finds out about another prophecy as he sets out to learn more about Muggles. Harry becomes more to him than just a Hogwarts student. Beta'd by Somgliana to Ch. 24, and then logicalquirk. Abuse and violence in later chapters. Snape as mentor no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,955 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Of Cousins, Landslides, and Broken Bones by Bil reviews
After Death Eaters interrupt a meeting, Minerva McGonagall gets a closer look at Severus and Harry's relationship. Post HBP. Nonslash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
What Kind of Fool Am I? by crazyroninchic reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Not My Perfect Day by Authoressinhiding reviews
[complete] A random girl falls into ME along with a perfect one. Chaos, trouble, and insanity ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,431 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Trinity by Katling reviews
Set postHBP. Harry now knows what he has to do find and destroy the Horcruxes and Voldemort. Ron and Hermione refuse to leave his side and they choose to become something that the Dark Lord will fear...the Trinity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 155,605 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Camp Glingal by Araiona Dubois reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Harry's New Boggart by witowsmp reviews
My version of book 7. Here's the summary of chapter 1: Harry's worst fear used to be a dementor, but now he knows how to fight them. Now he's afraid of something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,337 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by Aoife Malfoy reviews
WIP: PreHBP. Harry Potter, saviour of the Wizarding world is drowning in grief and self doubt. Who'll save the savior when he's in need of saving? Snape mentors Harry with a twist. Not Slash. Not Severitus. Pls. Review! Ch. 11 is up. Rating is raised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Tomb of Hogwarts by Deispring reviews
Hogwarts seems to be the only place in Europe not under attack by Death Eaters, and it may be next. Lines have been drawn, sides are being chosen, and the entire wizarding world is being engulfed in a civil war. And caught in the middle, Harry Potter begi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,848 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Guardians of Power by teacherbev reviews
Nominated for best action adventure at Quills! After being ambushed and kidnapped, Harry and Snape escape... Snape becomes a mentor. No SLASH. AU story starts in the middle of Harry's 5th year. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available on author's homepage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,166 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gold and Silver, Fire and Ice by Ankha reviews
Harry's in trouble and who comes to save him, Snape! Yes the dear old Potions Master. But soon they're both embroiled in a sea of uncertainty. What is the Star of Hope and how can it defeat Voldemort? Can the new family survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 366,087 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Safe by T.O. Bennett reviews
Summary: Harry reflects on a war that is still raging and Severus comforts him…not slash, and not nearly as lame as it sounds…just read it, it’s short…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Black Pearl and L'Etoile de Vie by Leela Sevateem reviews
The dagger was poisoned, Elizabeth is dying. Will and Jack desperately search for the one antidote, deceived and thwarted at every turn. But will such deception force Will to abandon his love, or his love to abandon him?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6029 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Legolas Meets Another Fangirl! by OmegaflareX reviews
Hey authors - tired of all this Legolas fangirl-ism on FF.net? Need a sanctuary in the middle of all the insanity? Look no further - this is a parody of all these Legolas fanatics on here and is basically a walkthrough of what almost every story is!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eye of Isis by Chelle21 reviews
Sirius is gone and fulfillment of a prophecy looms before him. Harry returns to Hogwarts in his sixth year to a new DADA teacher, a discovery about a relative, a servant, a new crush, Hermoine’s crush on Ron and battle in a foreign land.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,029 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch by slim shady lp reviews
it's harry's sixth year. harry finally has a normal year at hogwarts yeah right. read the story to find out more.ootp spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003
Light in the Shadows by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Severities Challenge War has torn apart the wizarding world, as well as caused the enslavement of the Light. Upon Harry's death, the boy that had once been denied the right of normal childhood was given a second chance...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Playing with the Boys by thegoldentouch reviews
It was often said that Oliver Black should never have been allowed to breed. Now Hogwarts is about to find out why. MWPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,254 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wrong Legolas! by Child of Magick reviews
What if there was another Elf named Legolas? What if the Mary-Sues went for him instead? One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Letter To The Editor by Moxy reviews
Voldemort writes a letter to the editor of the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2003
Harry Potter And The Legacy Of Gryffindor by DescendantOfVoldemort reviews
[complete] Harrypotterfanfiction.com's STORY OF THE MONTH for september 2003. Very canon sequel to OOTP. action, suspense, angst, betrayal, romance, what are you waiting for? ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,606 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
The Potter Legacy by Mijan reviews
This story has been abandoned, for multiple reasons, including the fact that it was my first fic, and not terribly good. I left it posted at the request of those who originally read it. I'm sorry. 5th yr, preOotP, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,701 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Untold Past, Unknown Future by Voydag reviews
My take on ‘Severitus’s challenge’. What if Severus Snape is Harry’s father?! Voldemort is still on the loose and who is the lady with the violet eyes! (NO slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,859 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Trust Changes Nothing by Ms Spider reviews
Voldemort comes after Harry in the middle of the night. Snape helps Harry escape. More to it but it's a short story and I don't want to give everything away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Saga of the Red Dragons Order 1 by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED What does ol' Voldie get when he pisses off a special group of people? Big trouble. Please RR, flames welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Complete
The effects of plane riding on a CERTAIN Medjai by Kit Thespian reviews
Ardeth Bey's thoughts on the events surrounding the fateful plane ride in The Mummy ONESHOT, REVISED
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Hellebore and Fangs reviews
Fred and George find themselves witnesses to a chilling fight and hope to escape. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete