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Joined 11-24-12, id: 4379861, Profile Updated: 07-11-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, and Supernatural.

Hi, I'm 17 year old and I am from Denmark in Scandinavia. I live in Copenhagen where I also go to school.

I am a die hard Potterhead and is always proud when people call me a Harry Potter freak and all that.

I like Doctor Who, but I haven't seen more than the first two season and I haven't been able to go on because the loss of Rose just hurts to much. I have watched a couple of episodes with the 11th Doctor, but 10 will always be my favorite.

Besides that I'm obsessed with Sherlock and Supernatural and spend waaaaay too much time watching the two shows and reading the fan fics :P

hmmm, and that must be about it. I don't really know how many people actually reads this, but if you have read it I would like to thank you for the attention. Uh and I would like to apologize for misspellings, please have in mind that I am not English.

Hope you enjoy my stories... which I will write when I get a good idea and actually have the time to write it/them

"The stories we love best do live in us forever." J.K Rowling is the Queen of Books

oh yeah; If you see some of my stories on Wattpad under the name AlwaysSuperWhoLocked it's fine. I also publish some of my stories there (mainly because there's a read count and I'm curious to see how many reads I actually get...)

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friends of yours? by CJHarkness reviews
When Kingsley had said "keep your head down until things clear up on this end", Harry didn't think he meant get on the radar of the BAU of the FBI. Set about 2 years after the final battle, disregarding epilogue and about season 3/4 in the Criminal Minds verse after Haley leaves Hotch. Preslash. T rating to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,743 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch]
Harry Potter and the Immortal Captain by 252020 reviews
After the war Harry literally chose to step into alternate universe where words such as muggle & quidditch are obsolete, where wizards are mere fiction, and where he soon gets dragged into yet a another battle after crossing paths with Torchwood. Jack/H
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,619 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Jack H. - Complete
Through the Dimensional Void by Lumina Solaris reviews
Harry wasn't thinking when he lunged into the Veil after Sirius, and he certainly didn't expect to be sent to another world. Unfortunately for him, there are demons in this other world, and they are very interested in Harry. This certainly catches the attention of two hunters, who aren't going to simply let this mysterious kid out of their sight until they figure him out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,400 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Angels Bleed and Hunters Heal by Leveragenie of 221B reviews
Dean takes care of Cas after the angel is attacked by demons
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Popcorn and a Movie by donnawinchester reviews
Sam just wants to watch a movie - which is kind of hard to do with your brother flirting with an angel right next to you. Short little Destiel one-shot, lots of fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Markered Territory by im-an-idjit reviews
Cas is shirtless and there's a black marker in the drawer, so Dean makes use of his time. One shot, goes along with The Awesome Thing About Love. Destiel college!AU
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Tickets by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Castiel wants to make up to her brothers for being so mean lately so she takes them to an amusement park. When she realizes her tickets are missing, will the handsome park worker, Dean, help her? At what cost?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Familiar by Heiress7Muzzy reviews
John was not used to getting sick.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fifth Stage by Sagaria reviews
Five short scenes from the life at Baker Steet 221B and about how John Watson copes with the changing relationship between him and his roommate. Fluffy Johnlock. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
(Sherlock) A Day in the Life at 221B by Wholocked-the-tardis reviews
A day in a life at 221B is hardly normal- no matter the day! But why has Sherlock been ignoring Johns calls? What is this mysterious package that's arrived at the flat? Will Sherlock ever stop shooting holes in the wall?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
More Annoying Than Usual by TotallyUtterlySherlocked reviews
In which Sherlock gets pinkeye and is forcibly restrained, John is exasperated, Mycroft is surprisingly helpful, and Lestrade attempts to help but fails miserably. Not a one shot, hopefully an actual story with plot and things!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Experimenting: The Observation by Story.Lightning reviews
"Sherlock." "Hmm?" "What are you doing?" Fic is better than the summary, trust me. A bit fluffy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black Out at Baker Street by HighlyOveractiveImagination reviews
The power goes out at Baker Street and funniness ensues. Hints at slash, but mostly a friendship fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Gay by Sam-and-Sherlock-in-the-TARDIS reviews
John is very perplexed by why people seem to think he's into men.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ecstasy by Evil Cosmic Triplets reviews
The definition of ecstasy - Morgan and Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Yes, Sir by PrizJefra reviews
Had they heard him right? He, the socially awkward genius was going to do *that* with the alpha-maleish Derek Morgan? No, they must be missing something, but what? Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Fall of the Phoenix by Chester Feathersworth reviews
A short reenactment of Jean's death.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Wolverine, Jean G. - Complete
We just got the start wrong by Blue McLain reviews
After an unexpected encounter the previous night Spencer wakes up the next morning, and with a head like cotton candy he just wants to go to sleep again. The thing is, he remembers he isn't alone. The thing is, he turns around and sees he is. M/R Slash. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Waking Theories by SunsetSky412 reviews
The next line spurred a reaction in the team similar to if an Unsub had just stormed into the bullpen waving two guns - "Derek, I'm out of the shower - why are you still in there?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Good Luck, Peter by WaldoIsHiddenHere reviews
Pre-series! Peter receives word of Neal's death, but he immediately recognizes it as another one of Neal's ploys. Neal-Peter interaction/friendship, but not slash! If you see slash, you're looking too hard! A little humorous, a little seriousness...R&R! :)
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Understanding by Poet Wroet reviews
Why does Reid take the Dilaudid from Tobias' body after Georgia ("Revelations")? Not because he wants to use it. No, there is another reason. Takes place on Reid's first day back after "Revelations".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Undercover, With a Little Tongue by doctorenterprise reviews
Peter and Neal have to go undercover at a gay strip club. Unfortunately for Neal, a there are a lot of people out there who recognize his face and drastic measures must be taken to hide it. Awkward hilarity ensues. (Neal/Peter kissing for the purpose of the undercover op)
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Reunion by AnnabethLuna reviews
What happens when Harry sees the Dursleys again, able to legally perform magic and just after his defeat of Voldemort? A two-shot from Dudley's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Potter for President by jamespotteriloveyou reviews
"Potter, what on Earth are you doing?" James looks surprised at being addressed by Lily. Lily hides a grin because she can see how drunk he is. "What does it look like, Evans? I'm running for President."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wrong Number by Rebecca1 reviews
Sometimes dialing a wrong number can turn out to be some bittersweet revenge
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I'm Trying by brittymarie68 reviews
One-shot. Takes place the summer before Harry's fifth year. Harry wakes up from a nightmare and finds Sirius in the kitchen, where they chat. Godfather/godson BONDING.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Texting by ihli reviews
Morgan should have known better than to ask his lover to text him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Surprising Call by colorchangingink reviews
Harry is enjoying his married life with Ginny and two young kids, James and Lily, then he gets an unexpected call from someone he hasn't spoken to in years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Any Means Necessary by Pinklove21 reviews
Haymitch brought home a Victor in the 73rd Hunger Games. This is a story of that person's first year mentoring, and their tribute is coming home. There is no other option.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 111,358 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Excuses by Consulting Centurion reviews
'"You know I don't like storms, John. They unsettle me," Sherlock sleepily stated into John's neck.' Slash JW/SH fluffy fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Misato reviews
Angels don't sleep, but sometimes Castiel pretends anyway. Fluffy smut, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Study in Text by Lawliet's Angel reviews
Sherlock leaves for a case without John. These are the texts they send. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Universal Constants by BookkeeperThe reviews
The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, D. Morgan - Complete
Learn Your Body Like a Nursery Rhyme in Braille by Misato reviews
Dean's been trying forever to convince Castiel to let out his wings during sex. His persistence is about to be rewarded.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Criminal Minds vs Twilight by sweetstothesweetfarewell reviews
A list listing why the men of Criminal Minds would make better husbands than Edward Cullen
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
It's Nothing! by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
What happens when Remus and Harry play chess...and Remus notices something strange about the back of Harry's hand. Set during Winter Holidays Harry's fifth year. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Needle and Thread by Misato reviews
The plan doesn't go quite how Castiel expected and Dean's never done first aid on an angel's wing before. H/C, wing!fic, slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Big Bang Theory by DySolo reviews
Lila and Reid, watching tv. Established relationship. short and silly.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Lila A., S. Reid - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Real Thing by DySolo reviews
Lila sends Spencer a surprise after a photo shoot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Lila A., S. Reid - Complete
Unexpected Talents by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders the myth that doctors have no business holding a pen. John twists his knee.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Color of the Business by DragonWolfStar reviews
Peter remembers why it's always a bad idea to indulge his curiosity around Neal. Sequel to Paint Me a Portrait.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Paint Me a Portrait by DragonWolfStar reviews
Reid knew it was a bad idea for the team to meet Neal, especially the way they did. Women are frightening at the best of times…
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/26/2011 - S. Reid, Neal C. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by DragonWolfStar reviews
Neal runs into trouble and takes desperate measures to get out of it. Morgan gets caught in the middle. Everyone else is just amused. Mild slash.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2011 - D. Morgan, Neal C. - Complete
Coffee Run by DragonWolfStar reviews
The day started out so well too... COMPLETE
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2011 - S. Reid, Neal C. - Complete
Only Good When He's Asleep by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean gets stuck sharing a bed with Castiel every time, which isn't fair given what Castiel's like when he's asleep. Essentially porn with plot and some laughs thrown in. Slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Walking Encyclopedia or Weird by ValykirieRevolution reviews
One-shot. Post DH & Season 1-2. The road to reaserch leads to interesting places when two strangers meet in a library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hermione G., Sam W. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by Partly reviews
Just exactly what does the BAU want with Neal Caffrey?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Neal C. - Complete
Desire, Ask, Believe, Receive by The Rockerbabe reviews
Challenge fic...Gwen's world began to darken after the events of "Countrycide" and seeks comfort in the arms of someone else, her handsome boss...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gwen C., Jack H. - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Coffee Debacle by Rayne McKenna reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
There Must be Something in the Water by p.r. fox reviews
Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Where John Goes On Conference by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on conference to get away from Sherlock, but that's never going to be easy now, is it? Friendship fic!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by FiveHandsSixFaces reviews
The heating is off in 221b. John wakes up in his frigid room and can't go back to sleep until he's warm. Humorous one-shot. Some light slash Watson/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Day Three by HlysComment reviews
Neal has has a knack for getting himself in trouble. Even when he's just sitting in the surveillance van.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Tackled Sherlock by ZannaBQ reviews
... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Simple Joys of Home by CaffieneKitty reviews
John Watson is having a very bad day. Set between Sherlock episodes 1.01 and 1.02, no real spoilers, Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Quiet Dinner by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
Morgan and Reid have a tendency of laughing at some very inappropriate times. When JJ and Emily badger them with questions they reveal some very interesting things about the men's relationship... Established Morgan/Reid. Short comedic One-Shot!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Belonging Four Times Universe by Dri-09 reviews
"My, my. Aren't we a bit possessive this evening?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
FBI Inspection by epicpickleninja reviews
A one-shot about what happens when an inspector is sent to inspect the White Collar Crime Unit. It's short and silly and is mostly about Neal's and Peter's bromance.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Pantsed by coffeebuddha reviews
It's the morning after and Derek can't find his pants. Set in my The Mouths of Babes universe, but can be read as a stand alone piece.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Training Sessions by ebineez01 reviews
Jack runs Gwen through some extreme training exercises
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Deskwork by Lilly McShepin reviews
“Why is everybody looking at me?” Neal asked, his eyes flickering back and forth before finally settling on Peter.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Rebuild by Julie S reviews
They’re seeing dead people from their pasts come back to life, and cling to each other.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Familiar by Lilly McShepin reviews
Sometimes it was hard to remember that one of them was a federal agent and the other one was a convicted criminal…
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Kid by InvisibleSpork reviews
Peter tries to lecture Neal after a job gone wrong. Neal keeps falling asleep on his shoulder much to his chagrin and Elizabeth's amusement. Friendship fic. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Pepper Spray is Not an Acceptable Weapon by InvisibleSpork reviews
Neal puts himself in danger which Peter thinks is unnecessary. Peter is angry. Neal is snarky.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
From the First Moment by peacefulcacophony reviews
Sirius tells Harry about the day he was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Oversensitive by Missy Jade reviews
MorganReid ' Random fluffy randomness. Of the random variety.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
I guess he has to shower somewhere by ebineez01 reviews
Gwen has trouble sleeping and has an idea Jack could be in need of her help
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
A Nerd Thing by tfm reviews
Sometimes their conversations aren’t exactly work related. Because really, what do zombies have to do with profiling? Reid, Prentiss, Morgan, Garcia - gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
In the clear air by Lago Lindari reviews
Did you know that prostitutes have business cards?" /coda for episode 2x22 - Legacy./
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/2/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
All Night Session by ebineez01 reviews
Gwen just wants to be left alone to get pissed
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C.
Frisking Lessons by ebineez01 reviews
Gwen stuffs up & Jack realises he has some lessons to teach
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
In Heat by Sam St. James reviews
Being trapped in an enclosed space things become heated in the most literal way and they certainly don't cool down in the showers afterwards; Jack is always one to keep his promises.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Gwen C., Jack H. - Complete
the Winchester Grading System by roqueclasique reviews
Sam's new cellphone rings in the middle of eighth-period calculus.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
You look good by lifeproof reviews
Gwen dresses up for a long awaited date with Rhys, only to be turned down for a night with his mates. She returns to the Hub for some target practice, thinking she would be alone.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Hangman by sodoesrachael reviews
Standing outside of Reid’s hospital room now, Morgan couldn’t believe that this was happening again. Morgan POV-ish.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/19/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sleep Over by ebineez01 reviews
Sequal to Road Trip. Jack and Gwen can't find what they're looking for so they have to 'sleep over'
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
spotty pj's by ebineez01 reviews
Gwen has a night to herself when an unexpected visitor turns up
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Camping by ebineez01 reviews
Set during the Countrycide episode of season one. What if the SUV didn't get stolen when it did and the team had to camp?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Road Trip by ebineez01 reviews
Jack and Gwen take a trip.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Swinging to the Moon by Hope Night reviews
Nine year old Harry Potter sitting in a park after dark meets a strange man in a blue coat. Little do they know that it’s not going to be the last time they will meet…far from it actually. Companion piece to Ianto Jones or Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Jack H. - Complete
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy by alphabet reviews
Teen!chester fic set while Sam's recovering from a minor surgery. "Yep, Sammy on drugs never failed to entertain."
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Family Reunion, of Sorts by Aebhel reviews
Harry and Dudley, after the end of the war. Short and somewhat pointless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Concussion by Kyriebess reviews
Oneshot Sam gets a concussion and Dean has to deal with it. Angst and humor.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
After Dinner Discussions by Aeramus reviews
One-shot. Takes place in the middle of OotP. Over Christmas holiday at Grimmauld Place, Harry finds himself unable to keep the nature of his detentions with Umbridge as secret as he would like from the adults who care about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Focus by Ykari reviews
Prior to being stranded in an airport for three hours, Hotch could have listed alot of things that irritated him more than bouncy balls. Now, that list had grown drastically shorter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Childish Things by Refur reviews
Dean's little brother is suddenly kinda... little.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Why do they always think? by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dean gets an idea of how to get a motel room without looking like two brothers on the run. Set immediately after Nightshift, but no spoilers. Now with a second chapter by request.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Velvet Hand by Settiai reviews
Gwen didn't know why she felt so cold. :: Gwen/Ianto/Jack
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Gwen C., Jack H. - Complete
Broken by Spectral Scribe reviews
Five times Sam broke a bone… and one time Dean did, too. Antics abound, as does a rather perverted Dean, whose new hobby has become writing things on Sam’s cast. Rated for language. One Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Getting What We Want by E. Clay reviews
I just wanted a grown Sam and Dean to be bratty to John one night while all three were stuck in a motel room.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
What Moms Do by Ridley C. James reviews
Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
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The Playbook reviews
When looking for advice on how to seduce a human, Cas stumbles upon the great playbook. Things don't go as he planned... Not a crossover but knowledge of How I Met Your Mother would probably make this more understandable
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A familiar Stranger reviews
The first time he saw her was during a small case in a just as small country town. The girl had just been sitting there, reading quietly, but slowly tapping her foot on the floor, seeming completely focused on her book – that of cause would have been what he would have thought if he wasn't so damned used to being undercover himself. A short fiction in which Dean meets Hermione R/R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Hermione G., Dean W.
one day, one night, one hand, one scar reviews
Sirius and Harry have a talk about the scars on Harry's hand. (My take on how the talk, if it had been, could have gone) Please drop of a review :P :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Never Alone reviews
Harry Potter, the Chosen One, The Boy Who Lived, looked after Dumbledore as he walked out the door. The boy turned and stared for a second at the curtains that covered the sleeping painting of Sirius Blacks mother. He could hear it snore... Sirius didn't die and it is time to get the truth out. Please give it a chance, and as always: review :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Stranger reviews
They had never told me about this. This pain ... I could feel the presence of something else. I could feel the presence of someone else
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jean G. - Complete
The First Sight reviews
James sees Lily for the first time on the King Cross Station. Very short. Pleeeeease review, it's my first story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete