Name: DUH! Not telling :P

Pen name: Got it from an online name generator

Age: 20 (not really)

Where I live: Maine

Where I am go to High School: San Francisco Bay Middle School

Hardest Course: Science (I wish I could stay awake during class, really!, it all sounds really interesting! But the music on my ipod keeps putting me to sleep!)

Favourite Pastime: Confounding Humans

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.(THEY'S KILLIN THEMSELVES!!!!!)

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. (U GONNA GET FAT except from tha soda HAHAHA!!!!!)

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (IMA GONNA ROB A BANK!!!! just the pens, of course. JUST TO PROVE I CAN!!!!!!! then ill return them nicely)

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (OOHH... SHINY...)

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (HAHA!! UNPROPORTIONALNESS!!!!!!)

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. (STUPID VAMPIRE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!)

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. (BLIND DRIVERS!!!)

My Funny Quotes

Your gonna make them go Ah Ah Ah/as you shoot across the sky-y-y!!!

No, it's more like I'm gonna make them go HAHAHA/as I shoot across the sky-y-y because I tripped and fell out of the plane.

You need to learn how to ponouncicate!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"