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Joined 11-24-12, id: 4380417, Profile Updated: 09-15-17
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Avengers.

Look, I'll read about laundromats, demons summoned by sandwiches and universe hopping Clint Barton's all the live long, but everyone's got their line in the sand and I'm drawing mine at the overbearing, intrusive and self-important friend that seems to pop up in a lot of stories. It's a small, painfully normal thing to get frustrated by, but it's a long worn out trope that's often used as a plot device.
I can't read anymore fics where a character threatens to reveal the protagonist's feelings to the person they're sweet on if they don't nut up. No amount of bad-assedness, self-confidence or snarky quips will make me like a character that gets pissy and guilts someone else for not telling them something.

That's it, that's my pet-peeve. The thing that will more often than not, make me stop reading. The thing that annoyed me so much I felt the need to slap it on my profile, right at the very top.

August 2017: It's happened. I got tumblr and through like, osmosis or some sh*t, I started shipping Sterek. So I've started watching Teen Wolf and it's cheesy and awful and good in equal measure but I don't even care. The fanworks are crazy amazing.

New years resolution was to finish VWaM, and I'm getting there but I also resolved to put on more muscle and got tired giving a car a push start the other day, so no one get their hopes up.

I'm mostly lurking over on AO3 these days. When I manage to update my fics, I'll still do it here, but I'll do it there as well.

I'm a twenty-something, trying to be one of the decent sort.

Crossovers are awesome. If you're going to do fanfiction, be crazy with it.

Looking for new reads for books and fanfiction, both. If you've got any suggestions, chuck me a line. I'm all about them Diner and Neighbour AU's right now.

Have a look at the stories on my Favourites list. They're all there for different reasons and all of them are worth taking the time to read.

I got no moves; am as awkward as a yeti but hard times require furious dancing, bro.


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sweet talker by clintspietro reviews
He doesn't recognise the number, but still unlocks the screen with a single swipe. He flicks through the messages, starting from the top and making his way slowly down. The first six or so messages are just pictures, and Clint is admittedly surprised. Of all things, he wasn't expecting pictures of, well, that ugly thing. (previously titled: 'I've got somebody at home').
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 197,775 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Pietro M./Quicksilver] Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 247,648 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Thing by Becisvolatile reviews
When Jane had come to Darcy begging for her support and company while she attended 'this thing with Thor' Darcy had been slow to agree. Because 'this thing with Thor' was, in fact, a Thing. A gathering of of the big players of the nine realms (well, the peaceable ones) in Asgard... Oh, and one indolent God with a 'thing' for buxom wenches. Tasertricks.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,393 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki
Nightingale by everambling reviews
Brilliant student and prospective MI5 recruit Hermione Granger is inadvertently thrown back in time by a top-secret government experiment- Right into the lap of aspiring bio-engineer Tom Riddle, who she knows in her time as the man whose dangerous ambition will herald a nation's ruin... /Non-magic AU. /Something wicked this way comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,192 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Pen and Darcy Lewis by molescout reviews
Being involved with the Avengers can be exciting during the fighting but like the rest of life, there are always boring necessities. Fury's meetings are one of them. A Loki/Darcy Oneshot. Set in the post Avengers movieverse.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Time Turning by Mere Illusion reviews
Based loosely on the episode The Girl in the Fireplace, the Doctor enters the magical world in pursuit of the clockwork men who are after some sort of device. A device that could power a whole ship. A device only Hermione would have. The recent rating increase to T is due to Harry Potter/Doctor Who levels of violence only.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,705 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Let Me Fly, My Peace Is Near by Tarafina reviews
Clint spread his wings, but he did not fly. /Sequel to Lean Over The Edge Now, Darling, Stare Into Abyss Jump, And I'll Catch You, I Promise /
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Six Times by Exceeds Expectations reviews
Six times in which Luna is perfect and Bill is a blushing, bumbling fool who should know better than to love her. Canon compliant, BillFleur, one-sided BillLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Bill W., Luna L. - Complete
Lean Over The Edge Now, Darling by Tarafina reviews
"Tell me about Darcy..." the doctor prompted. / Clint is ordered to see a psychologist after a traumatic event causes SHIELD to indefinitely bench him, but he's falling apart faster than anybody could possibly help put him back together.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Witch by uchiha.s reviews
AU, Oneshot. She turns back to look at him and he reaches out to take her - but their hands never touch. TMR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Paradox by Flaignhan reviews
It begun before it had even started. SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
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Vampires, Wizards and A Muggle? reviews
(First chapters rewritten) Luna's warped logic and Ron's quick temper drive Harry and Hermione to Seattle. Of course there's never a moments peace as far as Harry's concerned. Encountering the Cullen coven is just the tip of the iceberg, really. Rated 'T' for action/violence. Set post-DH and at the very beginning of Eclipse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,423 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Hermione G., Edward
This is Monsters, This is Magic reviews
Where magic and science intersect and villains never really die. Rated 'M' for violence/coarse language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.