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Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, Overlord, Dishonored, and Rage.

Ha! You have fallen into my trap! Now that you are here, you can never Leave! Mwah ha ha! Wait, what are you doing?! No, don't you dare close the web page! Noooooooo! I am defeated!

Here's something random I thought up while I was supposed to be working:

What is real? Genuine, existing, not artificial. But what does that truly mean? How do we seperate between what is real and what is fake?

A table, solid and sturdy, made of polished oak, the wood taken on a shiny glean from the varnish. Most would say that it is real. And they'd be right, as far as we know. But, what about the concept of a table? Is that real?

Can ideas be considered real? Opinions, thoughts, beliefs, emotions, even colours? Can something intangable, something that can't be touched, felt or seen, be real? Does the mere fact that they can be experienced and considered make them real? Is the mind a real thing? If it isn't, then what is it? It exists, but does that make it real?

If we accept that the mind does exist, what of its products? When someone sees something, hears something, that no one else can experience, is it real? Some would say it is just a figment of the imagination (another thing with a questionable status of real or not) while others would say it is real to them.

But if something is real for one person, why isn't it real for others?

Take stories, for instance. Works of fiction created for entertainment, written in heavy tomes and carried in the memories of its audience. Is a story real? If thoughts are real and stories are thoughts and stories are of different worlds both similar and vastly different from our own, does that mean each time a story is thought up, a whole new world is created, made real? Or were they always real and that is why we are able to come up with them?

Well, that was fun. Did your brain just explode? Because that was my goal. Now let's see some of the things my characters have said...

Sol

"Hold on. My face has been smashed against this floor a dozen times. There are no imperfections."

"Normal is boring. The search for normal is what fills people with regret, destroys dreams, leaves people wishing for more and wondering just what they did with their life. I'm weird, I'm flawed, I'm certifiably insane, and I'm proud of it."

"So we're all in agreement, then. Let's go bite the hook like good fish and risk our lives for an inflatable toy!"

"A rose by any other name is still a man-purse."

"'You're probably just tired' is code for 'you're delusional but I'm giving you an exit'."

"A bit odd- you know what, never mind. You win. But just so you know, if we get sacrificed in some cult ritual, I'm blaming you."

"Yur such a good friend! I looove you! I'm sssooorry I missed yur baseball game."

"Unless you're planning on whacking her over the head and dragging her inside, we have no control over it."

"You. Better not. Have. RABIES!"

"Oh, the classic story of star crossed bros, never able to fist bump in public for fear of society's judgement."

"I know I'm annoying, but most people last at least a day before trying to kill me."

"Eevee, this is probably the only chance I will ever have to be a knight about to try and impale someone for fun. Don't ruin it for me."

"Death threats already? You're breaking the pattern. It goes subtle insults, overt insults, threats of bodily harm, and then death threats."

"So I should avoid the big cloud of death, then."

"Well according to paragraph seven, sentence three, word eight of the Geneva Convention, 'the'. So bite me."

"Gnarl, shut up. I'm trying to mutter insults behind your back, and your disembodied voice is very distracting."

Jak

"BURN!"

"Organ's don't speak. You can go and get yourselves killed. Jak will wait here until this one feels enough time has passed to be sure that you are dead."

"Jak just shoots fire into the sky. If that doesn't work, Jak shoots fire into the crowd. They learn to leave this one alone."

"Jak is bored. If invitation is real, then Jak might have fun. If the invitation is a trap, then Jak will have even more fun burning everything down."

Dhiren

"What are words but noise carried on the wind? Even if one coats them with venom they can do no harm if they are denied entry."

"Violence can hurt the perpetrator as much as the victim. Physical harm fades with time, but how does one heal a soul?"

"The only thing harder than accepting another's help is asking for it. But pride must give way to reason. The desert is an unforgiving place, and you will need a guide."

"The difference between stupid action and brave action is that one is done for a fickle cause, the other for a noble cause. The twisting threads of your fate has led you here, and it would appear that I have become entangled. I shall fear not the darkness when purpose is my light."

"Lashing storms and shrouded nights breed fear. Fear in turn breeds hysteria. A calm mind can weather the tumultuous and chaotic, while the hysteric crumble and prove to be their own undoing."

"What the Hell?! Holy shit!"

Eevee

"Just, wow. I can't believe I'm really talking to you right now! Or am I? Is this a dream? It better not be a dream! Sol, pinch me!"

"Sol! One does not talk to the great Dusknoir in that way! I am so sorry, Dusknoir, sir! Please forgive her! She doesn't understand the concept of manners!"

Wigglytuff

"Hide in the gift shop. The flying mutant gnomes are allergic to postcards..."

"Hide me! I formally request sanctuary."

"I like exploring, he likes 'structure' and 'organization' and 'sucking all the fun out of everything'. So, we built the guild!"

"I happily skipped over, unaware of the impending tragedy, took a big bite, then... BAM!! Mouthful of disgusting!"

"IT'S A TRAP!"

Gnarl

"A four syllable word, Sol? Be careful not to strain your little brain overly much."

"You sound nervous. Scared of what you might find at the Castle? Do you need someone to hold your hand?"

"Just what were you doing? Getting drunk at some tavern instead of doing your job, I bet. We thought you'd been killed. It's rather disappointing to see you here alive."

Rose

"Men. Can't destroy anything without making a mess. Like that business down in Spree. You couldn't just make an example out of some, no, you had to burn down half the village. Now things are going to get disorganized."

"I do believe, Sol, that you managed to tell me nothing while telling me much."

Six

"Well you don't seem to be understanding English, so I thought I'd try switching to French. I don't know. Je. Ne. Sais. Pas."

"And that's my inspiring tale of adventure. Already sold the movie rights."

"What? I'm just borrowing it. If I recall correctly, you're the thief here."

"I'll try to keep the stupid down to a minimum."

"Hey, stop calling me ‘little girl’. I prefer the term ‘miniscule female’."

Loosum

"Yeah, but it could have just as easily ended with a bullet in your kneecap."

"Another thing that needs to stay our little secret. They shouldn't leave things just laying around where anyone can take them."

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Transgression by Crukix reviews
One by one, I witness the fall of myths, of legends, of gods. As the world mourns and falls apart, I can't help but wonder if I'm the cause or the coincidence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 255,614 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/1/2011 - OC
The Human Species by Shaded Skies reviews
Humanity has finally gotten fed up with their fragile position in the world of Pokémon. Gathering the best of trainers, they have decided to subdue or dispose of every powerful Pokémon in existence. The strong will expire as a large conflict between Pokémon and humans arises… But which side of the conflict will you end up on when you are neither Pokémon nor human…?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 120 - Words: 420,094 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lucario, Mew, Weavile/Manyula, Zoroark
The Furies of the Overlord by Levity Lirum reviews
From the perspective of the female 'servants' snatched when your Overlord is Corrupt enough. What if the Tower Heart changed them as they accepted their places serving the Overlord. Will continue into Overlord 2.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 3/13/2011
Four Paws by destinedjagold reviews
A two-legged human creature suddenly woke up as a fictional creature on four paws, and must travel this new yet familiar world as he tries to find a way back home. Join him in his quest with other PKMN friends as he makes every boring dead air into something to talk about...at least he tries to. Cover art by dukacia on deviantArt
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 145,266 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Eevee/Eievui, Vulpix/Rokon - Complete
On Names, and Becoming Them by me malum reviews
"You have many names," the old crone continued. "Did you know you've gained another?" Bartimaeus, in the centuries after 'Ptolemy's Gate'.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Bartimaeus - Complete
Tales of the Heart by Kuroneko0489 reviews
We hear their secrets through the Heart, but who are they? Now, let us listen to the tales of the citizens of Dunwall in their own words.
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,259 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Waking up in Skyrim by artemide68 reviews
A girl bored with her current life heads to sleep after playing Skyrim till late. When she wakes up she finds herself in Helgen, and is about to be executed...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 77,349 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Faendal
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Sol of the Mystery Dungeon reviews
"You know what? Maybe I'm just crazy. The whole 'I used to be human' thing could just be a grand delusion on my part." Sol wakes up on a beach with no memory and no idea why she suddenly looks like a Riolu. She teams up with an Eevee to form an exploration and hopefully find out who she really is, but when the Time Gear crisis emerges, perhaps ignorance was bliss.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 181,870 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Grovyle/Juptile, Dusknoir/Yonoir, Eevee/Eievui, Riolu
Sol of the Netherworld reviews
"I heard there's a pack of wolves nearby. You'd probably be better off with them." It seems like everything that could fall apart has, and Sol is left trying to fit the pieces together while the forces around her try to smash them further. The Overlord is gone, a hostile Empire has risen, and all magic is being expunged. But that's nothing compared to what Kaeric throws at her.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8
Sol of the Dark Tower reviews
"Um, my lord, not to interrupt your whole evil Overlord destruction moment, but razing Spree will only hurt us, so in the long run it might be better to tone it down a bit..." She was Sol, servant of the Overlord and once Wanderer of Sithian. As events progress and she becomes more and more entrenched in evil, Sol realizes too late there is much more at stake than her life.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,331 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Tips For Surviving The Wasteland reviews
When life sticks you in the middle of nowhere with only an Authority uniform, a note, an encrypted flash drive, roll with it. When life throws bandits, a tyrannical government and a self-righteous resistance group into the mix, well... at least I'll have help! A naïve klepto, a paranoid scientist and a sentry bot who may or may not try to enslave humanity...yeah, I'm going to die..
Rage - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013
On The Outside Looking In reviews
The Outsider reflects on the human race and how unpredictable they can be. That's what makes them interesting, after all.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2014 - the Outsider - Complete
PMD: And Then There Were Fewer reviews
"I'm the author! I can do whatever I want. Look! Cake and ice cream, I summon thee!" After receiving a mysterious invitation, Team Wanderers and other residents of Treasure Town scramble to uncover the identity of a murderer before they find themselves as the next victim. (Post explorers of time/darkness/sky.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Grovyle/Juptile, Dusknoir/Yonoir, Eevee/Eievui, Riolu - Complete
The Lonely Road reviews
Grovyle emerges from the Time Tunnel in the past and fears for the fate of his lost, human partner, Sol. One shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Grovyle/Juptile - Complete
Marked reviews
They come from all walks of life, the big and the small, the weak and the powerful. Often the only thing they share is the mark they bear and the interest of the Outsider.
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete