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Stuff About Me

Real Name: What Zit Tooya

Gender: Female

Age: Seventeen

Birthday: February 10

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Show: Phineas and Ferb

Favorite Movie: Baby's Day Out

Favorite Book: The Dead and Buried by Kim Harrington

Favorite Band/Artist: Evanescence

Favorite Song: Imaginary (from the album, "Fallen") by Evanescence

Story/One-Shot Ideas

Title: The Anti-Fairies

Category: The Fairly Odd Parents

Summary: A series of loosely connected, episode-like one-shots depicting the misadventures of Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, and Foop.

Genre: Humor/Family

Rating: K plus

Ideas for "Shelby and Poof"

Shelby and Foop: Foop kidnaps Shelby and demands ransom from Poof, but Poof knows that said ransom will be used for evil.

The Young and the Reckless: Poof gets turned into a baby, and Shelby attempts to hide him from her mother.

Family Matters: Poof brings Shelby to his family reunion, but Jorgen arrives unexpectedly upon discovering that an anti-fairy is disguised as one of the family members.

The Tell-Tale Muffin: For her birthday, Poof gives Shelby a magic muffin, which grants rule-free wishes. Unfortunately, Jorgen is suspicious. (Parody of Edgar Allen Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart.)

School House Rocked: Shelby goes with Poof to his high school reunion, but Poof's rivalry with Foop causes problems.

The Enemy of My Friend: Anti-Cosmo and Poof start bonding, but Shelby is uncomfortable with their friendship.

Dimmsdale Tales 2: The Reckoning: The power goes out during a sleepover, so Shelby and Poof tell scary stories to pass the time. (Based on the episode, "Dimmsdale Tales.")

Dr. Poof and Mr. Cosmo: Wanting to be smarter, Cosmo drinks a serum that Poof made, unaware of the side effects. (Parody of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.)

The Never-Born Identity: When Shelby wishes that she was never born, she ends up creating a world where the anti-fairies rule. Now, she must team up with the fairies, who have been stripped of their magic, to defeat the anti-fairies and wish herself back into existence. (Multiple parts. Inspired by the FOP episode, "It's a Wishful Life," Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the Second Dimension, and "Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars.")

50 Shades of Purple: Shelby visits her friend in Bakersfield, and Poof is unhappy when he finds out who the friend's fairy godparent is.

Tough Love: Cosmo finds out that he's been unintentionally hurting Wanda's feelings, so Shelby helps him make it up to her.

Miss Fortune: Shelby saves a leprechaun's life, so the leprechaun tries to be her servant. Meanwhile, Foop wants the leprechaun's gold.

One Broke Girl: Shelby needs money to buy her mother a birthday present, so Poof helps her find a part-time job in fairy world.

I Choose You!: Shelby wishes that her favorite Pokémon was real, so Poof brings it to life. Little do they know, Foop is also a huge Pokémon fan.

Father Dearest: Shelby wants to meet her father, but Mom won't allow it, so Shelby and Poof do some investigating.

Anti-Mom: Anti-Wanda meets Shelby and instantly takes a liking to her, much to Poof and Anti-Cosmo's dismay.

Ideas for "The Anti-Fairies"

Anti-Fairly Odd Pet: The Anti-Cosma's - much to Anti-Cosmo's distain - get a pet that is half-pig and half-vampire, but it is more trouble than anticipated.

Impeach-ee Keen: Anti-Cosmo is about to be impeached as the anti-fairies' ruler, so Anti-Wanda and Foop attempt to prove what a great leader he is.

Anti-Fairy Tales: Foop can't sleep, so Anti-Cosmo reads him some darker versions of classic fairy tales.

Sticks and Stones: Upon finding out that Anti-Cosmo thinks she is incompetent, Anti-Wanda runs away. Anti-Cosmo and Foop search for her.

Fast Foop: Foop wants to join his school's track and field team, and his parents go overboard when trying to help him.

The Root of All Evil: The castle becomes infested by a horde of mandrakes: magical plants that reek havoc where ever they go.

Science Unfair: Foop enters his school's science fair, and Anti-Cosmo is eager to help but starts doing all the work.

Magic Under Ground: The leprechauns try to take control of a mine that contains the substance used to make wands, so Jorgen and Anti-Cosmo team up to stop them.

Anti-Knapped: Mr. Cocker kidnaps Anti-Wanda, under the assumption that she is a fairy. Anti-Cosmo and Foop each try their own method of rescuing her.

Happy Anti-Versary!: It's Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda's anniversary, and they tell Foop the story of how they met.

Love and War: Foop and Anti-Cupid attempt to remove Valentine's Day from existence, but Cupid interferes.

Red Eye: The Anti-Cosma's have a rare genetic disorder that prevents them from having red eyes, so they must get their eyes checked once a month. Foop refuses to do so and begins to go blind.

Punkytown: Finding inspiration from a cartoon that Foop likes, Anti-Cosmo creates evil versions of said cartoon's main protagonists, but the evil versions reek havoc in Anti-Fairy World. (Crossover with The Powerpuff Girls.)

Conning the Leprechauns: A leprechaun breaks into the castle and steals a powerful artifact, so Anti-Cosmo poses as a leprechaun to get it back.

Ideas for "Calling Back Agent P"

Agent P Gets Busted: Major Monogram fires Perry. This causes a chain reaction that starts a revolution among the agency. When L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. acquire some powerful new allies, Perry must bring the agents back together in order to win what may be their most difficult battle yet. (Multiple parts. Reserved for the last episode.)

Phineas Meets His Match: After seeing how upset Phineas is about losing Isabella, Candace tries to set him up with someone else. Perry's ex-girlfriend tries to win him back.