miss-otaku-kalie
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Joined 11-26-12, id: 4384023, Profile Updated: 04-08-13
Author has written 12 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, Bleach, D N Angel, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, Gakuen Alice, Maid Sama!, and Seikon No Qwaser/聖痕のクェイサー.

Hi !!!

I...am...
Miss Otaku Kalie

(ミス-オタク-kalie)

* sparkles*

I write mostly yaoi, and hentai...but mostly yaoi

I think i will only ever write Ms but, hey, you never know...i could one day write some really soft core stuff

(never writing K - if i do, please assume this account is hacked)

(T0T) Lets's pray that never happens!

I thank everyone who has ever read my work

and if i ever write any fanfiction based on an anime/cartoon

...I always used to think that the air bender cartoon was an anime, but no it's a cartoon DISGUISED as an anime!!!! *shocked face*...

i obviously don't own the characters...

however the fanfic itself is mine

*weird, wiggaly, sort of evil Hench man voice*

MINE, MINE! ALL MINE!!!

* Broadway voice*

and all that

.·:·..·:·..·JAZZ.·:·..·:·.

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I really like punctuation sparkles

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I adore food

to be more specific i love desserts

proper ones...NOT SWEETS...

...i don't mind sweets though...

but i love sweet things

*sugar crazed*

any-who i hope you enjoy what you see!

read to your hearts content on what i have published!

*advertisement voice*

hope you have a good time

here, in miss-otaku-kalie's imagination.

OMG..."in your imagination"

if you watch sponge bob...

you know what i'm talking about!!!

P.S - i really like reading reviews

good and bad i don't mind

as long as the bad is constructive criticism (improvements)

i really appreciate it

another thing before i say bye

i just want to say a big thank you to inufangoddess

for helping me all this way

i want to also recommend that you read her work (though it is not yaoi)

she has really inspired me in more ways than one.

she has even personally read through my work as a good friend

and helped me make it better

so...

thank you inufangoddess!!!

and if anyone has a fav pairing why don't you tell me

i might be interested to write something

bye bye :3

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Creative Writing by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Once again, the evils of school wreaks havok with poor Inuyasha. A series of stand alone chapters. Assignment 29: "They want to catch her in a lie so they can punish her!" His fists thumped against the branch he was sitting on, raining leaves upon them. "I ain't gonna let that happen!"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,846 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Akatsuki On Crack: What Is That Sound? by Zero176085 reviews
Taken captive by his brother so that he will not sell him self to Orichimaru, and to be the Akatsuki's bait for the nine tails, Sasuke is digging up all kinds of trouble at the Akatsuki hide out. What kind of mischief will our favorite little Uchiha be getting into? Crack fict. M for Language. Itachi x Sasuke pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
His Butler, Questioning by Tetsuhiro Morinaga reviews
CAUTION: CONTAINS YAOI. If you don't like gay stuff, this is NOT for you...so, my first black butler fanfic! rated T for some mild cursing and suggestive themes (veeery suggestive...) It will also be my first story that is not rated M! Woot woot!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
You're Mine by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Sai has loved Naruto since high school. He's quietly sat by and tried to figure out how to confess, but his plans get thrown to the wind after one drunken night.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
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Ekaterina KURAE X Reader reviews
Lets have a little fun and drabbel on
Seikon No Qwaser/聖痕のクェイサー - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2014
Headband reviews
Naruto has failed to become the next Hokage however there was a strange twist in fate as Sasuke was now the new Hokage. Naruto is a bit lost at the tun of tables and it leads to an erotic date in the Hokage's study!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maid Make Up Gift reviews
(YAOI) Aoi forgot to give Usui a birthday gift. Usui decides he wants to see Aoi in a maids outfit...things get saucy
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - T. Usui, Aoi H. - Complete
Mine reviews
C.PxS and C.FxA Alois sees Sebastian kiss Ciel He wants to feel the same too. So he visits the Phantomehive mansion late at night. But what will Ciel do when he spots them and will Alois ever find the love he searches for?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
Heart Ache reviews
Summary: Naruto misses Sasuke. Tsunade decides to send Naruto on a mission, where he encounters Itachi. Itachi uses his Mangekyou Sharingan on Naruto. Naruto now believes that Itachi is Sasuke. But what will Sasuke do when he finds out?... (YAOI WARNING) btw i mixed the timeline a bit so that i could intoduce itachi and kisame! Hope it doesn't bother anyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Beasty Birthday Bash reviews
Ruka and Natsume pose as a cat and a bunny for Narumi sensei's birthday. Narumi wants to fill up his collection with more sexy Natsume and Ruka pictures! However it turns out to be a BEAST BIRTHDAY BASH! (YAOI WARNING)
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Narumi, Natsume H., Ruka N.
Snow woman
There has been strange tales of a snow woman stealing the men away. He is lured to this youkai's nest; however Miroku chooses a new type of exorcisium to get rid of this beautiful snow woman… This fanfic is of The Snow from Seven Years Past it is 101st episode of the InuYasha anime. First ever hentai... so be nice to me plz (dedicated to inufangoddesstミス-オタク-kalie)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Miroku - Complete
I'll give you my Body! reviews
Hanabusa Aido had nearly revelled his vampire side to the female students of the day time class. Kaname Kuran covered up for his silly act and takes Aido to his room. Now in his room Kaname gives Aido a punishment. Aido simply doesn't agree and instead bargains with Kaname. They settle for a rather yummy deal…
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Hanabusa A., Kaname K.
The To Do List reviews
(THIS IS A YAOI) Hiwatari Satoshi is in pursuit of Dark Mousy. He doesn't know what to do next. The only clue that was left for him to pick up on was a "to do list" left in his pocket after the last theft by Dark. However this next art treasure is a treasure that when once stolen can never be given back…
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Satoshi H., Dark M. - Complete
Illness and Illusion…When we meet again…
Hitsugaya is ill, and he is very weak. Rangiku is looking after him for the time being. Kisuke Urahara comes to visit. Both Kisuke Urahara and Rangiku fall asleep while trying to take care of Hitsugaya. Hitsugaya then dreams of Gin, his past lover, who he is now trying to kill, and he can't help but want him one last time….
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Fun in the Classroom reviews
Summary: After a hot night, Sasuke's mind is messed up. His mind is full with thoughts of Naruto. Suddenly Naruto shows up with ramen and things get saucy…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sweet Drug of Night reviews
Sebastian wants his Ciel, but he is a servant to Ciel, so he can't force himself onto him… That is what is so great about underhanded methods of this sneaky clever devil 3. Really only a hell of a butler could do this to his pure lil master!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete