Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Yo, here's a quick summary of things:
Music: Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Alice Cooper, Velvet Revolver, ZZ Top, Guns N' Roses. Basically , if it's classic rock or has Slash in it, I'm probably listening to it.
My sister's pen name is mystic_catface so check it out.
These are just some favourites quotes of mine:
'Eagles may soar high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines'
'Don't look before you jump, close your eyes and scream!'
'The darkest hour is just before dawn, so if you're going to nick your neighbours milk, that's the time to do it'
'Even on the most exalted throne in the world,you are still only sitting onyour arse.'
'I take a simple view of living, it is keep your eyes open and get on with it.'
'Hardwork spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses and some don't turn up at all.'
'Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.'
'There is so much pleasure to be gained from uselss knowledge.'
'A person who likes biology is a bloke with a beard who ferrets around in swamps.'
'What is the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs come when called, cats take a message and get back to you.'
'A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid ones that need the help.'
'Sir Issac Newton strived his whole life to find the answer to gravity. And when did he find it? When he was sat on his arse under a tree. Remember, never strive.'
'Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes, and pompous in the grave.' ~ Sir Thomas Browne
'I have the body of an eighteen year-old. I keep it in the fridge.'- Spike Milligan
'If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it's not nailed down.'- Oscar Wilde
'Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former"- Albert Einstein
'By the end of the evening all but one of them will be dead. Only kidding. I give them a week.' - Derren Brown, The Seance
And here are some book quotes:
'"Did you see that fence?" "Yeh,I saw it." Spike answered. "We're in a cage. Others- not vampires- come to observe our behaviour." Realisation dawned on Spike, and the idea turned his stomach. "I'm in a sodding zoo?"' -Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Long way from home
'"Couple of us tried going over it once. We got fried." "What about under it? Take a running jump or something? Haven't any of you seen The Great Escape? Or bloody Chicken Run?" Spike asked' -Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Long way from home
'I've never really seen Jas' dad. He is usually upstairs on in his shed doing some DIY. he just appears now and again to give Jas her pocket money. Now that's a proper dad.' -Knocked out by my Nunga Nunga's
'"Death- just before you die, does your life pass before your eyes?" "Yes, it's called living." -The Last Continent, Terry Pratchet
'"Still, that's better than losing all the money, d'you no reckon?" Jimmy Mack said cheerily, with a crooked come-on-it-can't-be-that-bad-smile that made me feel like gouging his eyes out with the stained teaspoon that lay buried in the sugar bowl.' -Stupid Cupid, Arabella Weir
'"I couldn't believe he'd just sprung this on her out of the blue and they were arguing the toss about deposits losses versus full refunds. Talk about rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic.' -Stupid Cupid, Arabella Weir
"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover whenI stick this toasting fork into your head."- Blackadder
'Shut your noise you. And no singing!"- Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Swamp Castle.
'Well, but you can't expect to weild supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!' - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!' - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
...And I am appalled that my first series of A Moanings of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller was deleted off Fan fiction and I lost it off my computer as well. So, here's a shout to Blythe Fritzenwalden for saving it onto her computer and sending it to me.
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