Author has written 1 story for Spider-Man.
One of my weird little hobbies is that I go around and write down quotes I think sound cool and add them to my disorganized and scrambled collection. So, to fill this profile thingy, I'm going to share some of them with you.
QUOTES FROM ME:
"Here's to stealing, fighting, cheating, and drinking. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you fight, may you fight for a friend. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you drink, may you drink with me."
"Where the light runs deep, the shadows run deeper."
"Look at you. You're hindered by too many earthly attachments to ever become a complete fighter. You will never fight without hesitation until you have nothing to loose."
"What if the opposite is true? What if you are a more complete fighter because you have something to fight for?"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you cry alone."
"What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narraration. I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boys mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would have been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know, Bruce. It's true, Batsy, I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climatic. Behind all the sterm and batarangs you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyways. AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"It'll never last. Brothers and sisters are born to be mortal enemies. Like Scots and the Irish, or Scots and the Germans, or Scots and the British, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots are ruining Scotland!"
"Get in the car Lisa. I'm not getting up 6:30 in the morning so you can go to some fancy dancy school."
"Truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but, in the end, there it is."
"Only the good die young, which means I'm here to stay."
Blarney (n): Gaelic oral tradition, Irish for bullshit
"One drop of water. In its singularity it is useless. But together, unified it can quench thirst, produce vast and glorious forests, and give birth to life on this planet."