Adele Starminster
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Joined 02-18-01, id: 43858
Author has written 13 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Song of the Lioness, Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, CSI, Van Helsing, and NCIS.

I'm doing this all over.

I'm only updating the following:
Smoke and Mirrors
Discovery
Artistic Panic

Spellbook Stories

I'm going to try my hand at one-shots, so bear with me.

If I get the time, I'll see if I can update some of my others, try to finish them.

3/11-I have two one shots for the Van Helsing section handwritten. I'll type them up ASAP.

3/14- Has anyone read the Haunting of Alaizabel Cray? It would make an awesome crossover.

4/12- I have a chapter of AP handwritten. I LOST MY SMOKE AND MIRRORS ROUGH DRAFT! (deleted)! I'll rewrite it. Still have to type up the one-shots, and something for fiction press. Sorry!

4/16- Smoke and Mirrors updated. I have a Parody planned. (Evil grin) Artemis Fowl, Tamora Pierce, House MD, Van Helsing, maybe the Mummy, ect. ALL COMBINED! Spoof of Clue. (The movie) Still have to type the others. I'm incurably lazy.

4/22- My friend Christine and I are working on the Parody.

7/3- I'm back from vacation, gonna finish Belief, type up Artistic Panic, work on Smoke and Mirrors, YAY!

Quotes

Robert Lindsey- If you're finished, this is the men's room.

Sydney- Then who let you in?

Alias

Anna: Are you insane!

Carl: Actually, I've always sort of wondered.

Van Helsing

Me- I'm not that stupid!

My sister: Really?

Joe- Stange town, San Fransico. We I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I wanted to wear them.

The Princess Diaries

Adele Starminster

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The Power Known Not by emikae reviews
When vampires come calling at 4 Privet Drive, what fate is in store for Harry Potter? post OotP, vampires, Padfoot, and other fun stuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,247 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Secret Lives Of Potions Masters by Emlyn2 reviews
Someone gets hurt. Dumbledore has to send Hermione for help from an unexpected place. Takes place in sixth year, contains spoilers of OOTP. Crossover with Greg Sanders from CSI, don't worry it works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Hermione G., Greg S.
The Truth About the Stars by Aquafairy reviews
Harry Potter has grown up with no real family, not knowing who was near him as a child, or who he could trust. He returns to Number 4 to find that he is not alone anymore, and this mysterious person might just be from his past...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005
Fanfiction Addiction by Tanith Lilitu reviews
Aislin is a fanfic addict... who suddenly finds herself possessed, dragged ten years into the past, and halfway around the world! OC, OotP spoilers, very AU now, bordering on parody at points, probable OOCness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2005
Bad Blood by fallenfrmgrace reviews
Sara has a run in with a vampire who may be linked to one of the night shift CSI's.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Sara S.
Seen and Unforeseen by QueenofConnaught reviews
Set four years after Far and Away, Amanda awakes one night to find Numair gone with only a note involving a prophecy that only five people in the world have heard, and leading her to discover that the danger is closer to home then she ever thought. R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,390 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Tortall
Duct Tape? by whatitdobootydoo reviews
The Marauders get duct taped to the wall. And when you're duct taped to the wall, with no means of escape, some pretty interesting converstaions can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 11/9/2004
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Mysterious by Theodoras-Faith reviews
Diana is a girl who's father was a drunkard, and a beater. Harry Potter is the world's famous wizard. He, Lupin, and Sirius end up saving Diana from a severe beating. Will this let them earn her trust? MS Rating may be upped later, and reason will be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Project Wired by skrsmile reviews
How will everyone react to finding a fanfiction site?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Hermione G.
Things Too Big to Fit Through a Mirror by The Kat Valentine reviews
Ever wonder how Erik got all that crap down there....
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Time Travel Making Good Use of an Overused Plot by thenlaugh reviews
COMPLETE preHBP. Lily, James, Remus and Sirius break Remus' time turner and are sent forward 21 years, to where Harry is slightly messed up in his seventh year. LJ mainly. My first proper story. I can't believe I ever wrote HarrySusan... Eww.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,117 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Alone, Or Am I? by NPD18 reviews
Cameron's car won't start so she is forced to walk home. Alone. Or is she? [HC at end]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005
Where You Belong by Autumn O'Rielly reviews
Andrea was the Gryffindor in Harry Potter's year that nobody knew about. She blended into the background because she didn't belong. Now one moment of bravery takes her to another time, will she fit in or will she be another invisible outcast?AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Remus L.
The Dark Disaster by LdyGryffindor reviews
This is a Crossover between Harry Potter and a Series of Unfortunate Events What Happens when The three Baudelaires find out that there new guardian is none other than Lord Voldemort? Will he be as evil as he is in the books? This story is now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Music Box of the Children by Black-Raven56
Long ago there was a curse trapped inside a music box.Tis box could control the children of the world. But its lade forgoten for hundreds of years. Intill some magical children find it. ( I bet you Know who they are) HP story. Some of my summorys arent ve
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,401 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Little Lotte's Guardian of Music by LoverofBalto reviews
COMPLETE Raoul and Christine's daughter, Lotte, wants answers about the Phantom after recieving a cruel nickname. Instead of answers she recieves a father and Erik a daughter. Many interesting twists. Editing starts in Fall
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 196,569 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
Fireheart by Vinyalambe reviews
Fire is wonder. Fire warms the soul. Fire bestows light. Fire is hauntingly beautiful. But get too close and you will get stung. Anger and the fire kills. This is my story. I am Fireheart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005
The Edge by Random-Battlecry reviews
The truth behind what Erik was thinking as she kissed him, and what happened when she came briefly back. He is not the only one who is obsessed. Rated for certain situations.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005
Original Vampire Brides: Road Trip by Random-Battlecry reviews
I've had a request. Nonetheless, here is another chapter. Main summary deleted as it doesn't really matter. COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
The Music of the Night by pitiful-creature-of-darkness reviews
Hogwarts is having an opera. Cho Chang gets the lead part and strange things start to happen. Things that cannot be explained. Most involving Mayella Lotte.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P.
Secret Identity by HarryPotter's-angel reviews
ONESHOT. There are those who do not understand that in order to get over something you must accept it. Tortured by the past, every part of him silently screaming in agony over what had happened that one day Vordemort broke into the castle. Who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Something Happens When You Are In Love by coolbean reviews
This story is based upon a movie I watched years ago. It is Harry's daughter eighth birthday. She gets a letter from her mother which she wrote before dying. After reading the letter and doing what it says her ambition in life is unifocal.What'll happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail by Shantazzar reviews
Harry Potter is sent on a quest by God... He must find the Holy Grail. But, has he watched enough monty python movies to get past all the trials?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Times Of Retrospect by potterfowlboy reviews
Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl meet. Should I say more? Check it out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
The Realm of Lost Souls by Lizella reviews
MAJOR CROSSOVER in a place noone happy has ever seen (includes: Harry Potter, Les Miserables, MOMO, Alias, The Secret Garden, The Mists of Avalon and David Copperfield) Now finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Severus S.
Opera Killer by kazeokiku reviews
WiP. A serial killer in Las Vegas is kidnapping and killing women - the only things he leaves are pieces of operas. Mostly GC, a little NS
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Heart of Time by That Aerin reviews
Artemis searches for the answer to his strange memories with an eccentric idiotic girl, but the pieces of the puzzle just aren't fitting. Meanwhile, the People are in danger, and the only solution is something that can save them- or destroy them. (Ch 11)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003
Gift or Curse? by LordIluvatar reviews
Pretty much Hermione almost dies and now sees dead people. It has action,romance,horror,suspene, and mystery and a full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Unreal Reality by The CheezHead reviews
Later that night when Artemis was alone in his room attempting to read, the girl’s words came back to haunt him. 'You’re not real.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Lab Rat of the Caribbean by SaxiActingChick05 reviews
Greg gets thrown into the 17th century after a car accident. Can he keep himself sane as he encounters the crew of The Black Pearl. Can they trust him? Goes between Worlds. Might be more POTC than CSI. CSIPOTC first story of its kind.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Greg S.
I'm not on the Dark Side, I'm on My Side by Fanfic Authors' Fanfic Author reviews
Feminism in magic is really under-represented. Why are all the great Dark Mages men? Maybe that explains why they're all idiots and so easy to overthrow? Well think again - here's the Sorceress!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean:The curse of Jez and Kait by Nikkifier reviews
Two girls end up in the movie *Not a Mary-sue* Lots of insanity and randomness please R+R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,328 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Silver Bird by James Jago reviews
"My name is Dave. I'm a pilot, Will Parry is the son of one of my oldest friends, and I'm the only Airwolf fan in the world -so far as I know- to travel to an alternate dimension." Diehard fans will hate this story, but I like to think it's... different.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003
Clan of the Cactus by mulberry reviews
[BEEEEEP] We interrupt your PPC experience for this special news bulletin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 3/14/2002
Protectors of the Plot Continuum: The New Kids by Sakira Kage reviews
Let the assassinations commence. Omae o korosu.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 4/4/2002
The Floater by NytBloomer reviews
This is a Protectors of the Plot Continuum spinoff. A repentant author, a talking dog and a hobbit named "Shaggins"...who knows what's next?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2002
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An Unusual Conversation reviews
A plotless bit of preTwilight humor involving Abby, Kate, Tony and an odd idea.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005
Belief reviews
We may choose our own paths, but the pattern is always ahead of us. It is a way. It is the way. Kate, with her new “friend” Holly, are learning the truth of this quote the hard way.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Smoke and Mirrors reviews
When Alys Blackwell made seven prophecies, she didn't realize that she laid out the way to kill a demon not yet born. In 2004, Drea Russell, her decsendant, seven friends, and three familiar time travelers, must decode it- before it's too late!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
Artistic Panic reviews
Hi, my name's Lyra Rivers. And I just discovered the end of the world. Now Holly, Foaly, and my new friends, Greg Saunders, Sara Sidle, and Lindsey Willows have to save the world!rnrnMy life sucks.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004
Discovery reviews
A seven year old with remarkable power is sent to anouther world, and can be used for good- or evil
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
Spellbook StoryThe Crossing reviews
Two girls, a spellbook, in Pirates of the Caribbean. Who will they drive crazycrazier first
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004
Ladies Storm reviews
Camryn Cardia and Ana Holmes are at the same school as Artimis Fowl 2 weeks after EC. They have a special power that could have disatorous effects if left unchecked. Why? Fate's evil, I suppose
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003
Ghost Writings reviews
When two eight graders end up in Victorian England, they notice something horribly wrong...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/28/2004
Dark Silk reviews
A serial killer is preying on young girls, the only warning an e-mail. Now the CSI team must team up with Sam, a young computer genius, and her best friend to catch him. Because each murder is larger. And Sam's a target. Done w 6th chapter!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Knots in a Magic Thread reviews
Four girls are told they have the power of four elements. They are shoved on the Titanic with Daine. What will happen is anybody's guess.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004
The Count's Game reviews
Lily, Annie, Lyra, and Sherlock Holmes must team up to win a game designed by a lunatic with a taste for- blood. The stakes? The lives of every woman in Tortall
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Time Travel Troubles reviews
Meet Marissa, a loner w a perfect twin, her best friend, and a very dumb blonde. Short chapter, sorry!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003
The Past Returns reviews
Lez is stuck in the 1900s, and her past catches up with her. Will history be changed?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003