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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I am a girl from Norway.
I have 4 dogs and 3 chickens (At least my family do...)
I love reading and writing, but I'm not very good at speaking english...
I normally write short chapters... But not very short... Just like 1500 words short...
MY THEME SONG: Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic ;P
My wand is: CEDAR WITH DRAGON CORE, TWELVE AND A HALF INCHES, UNBENDING
Current favorite quote: Hey, pea-brain! (Ron Weasley)
Book: Percy Jackson/ Harry Potter
Author: Rick Riordan
Dog Breed: Staffordshire bull terrier
Name: Nico, Alex, Felix or Jamille
My favourite couples
My favourite book out of...
My favourite character out of...
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR NO REASON=AUTOMATIC BADASS! Plus, I just look snazzy in black!!!
I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again.
Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.
The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
-Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
Singing the song Dirty Little Secret, every time Im walking past Professor Snape and Mr. Filch is not appropirate.
-Not editing photos of them in any misleading way either.
-Acually Im not allowed to take photos of them at all.
Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black.
–Even though he was friends with someone named Sirius Black.
I will not recite lines from Potter Puppet Pals, as it is awkward and rude.
–Especially not during meal times.
I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
I am not allowed out of my house dorm when anyone from the Ministry of Magic visits Hogwarts.
If Dumbledore wanted to tell me what Aberforth did to the goats, he would’ve told me already.
Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise.
"42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper.
Neither is "Yo Mamma".
Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.
Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying.
–Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me.
–Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape.
- Especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape and refuse to let him out of the circle until he finds the pipe bomb.
Pevees should never learn the narwhals song.
The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research.
Professor Trelawny does not bisexual and Im not allowed to spread rumors about her, Professor Snape and Madam Pomfrey.
I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again.
-Nor will I enchant the Whomping Willow to do so.
Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
Hagrid is not to be referred to as “Gargamel”.
Professor Snape is not trying to capture the house elves for use in making a potion.
Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts.
Professor Trelawney’s name is not “Madame Crack-Addict.”
-Neither is Professor Snape’s.
Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.
Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace.
I will not discuss my theory that Voldemort and Michael Jackson went to the same plastic surgeon.
Im not allowed to spread rumors about Professor Quirrel and Lord Voldemort.
- Even if Quirrelmort is a fetching couple name.
20 Percy Jackson Questions
1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth!!!
2) Favorite guy character? Nico di Angelo or The Stolls!
3) Favorite girl character? Thalia or Zoe
4) Favorite god? Hades and Poseidon
5) Favorite goddess? Hm... Hestia and Artemiss
6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Hades!!!
7) Is Luke hot? No.
8) Would you join the Hunters? MAYBE... Maybe not... I would be to occupied stalking Nico.
9) Archery or sword fighting? Swords AND Archery
10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? IM
11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Nyx!
12) Favorite book? Hm... TTC
13) Least favorite? Book two
14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? I'd probably be skipping in and out...
15) Favorite couple? charlie/Silena!
16) Are you a demigod? Yes, but Camp still hasnt picked me up... :(
17) Who would be your parent? Zues!
18) Favorite minor character? Travis and Connor Stoll!
19) Ethan or Luke? Ethan!!!
20) Favorite monsters? Ceberus!!!
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up
Anglophobia - The fear of England (yeah, with all that tea... I love tea :))
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes
Basophobia - The fear of walking
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter
Linonophobia - The fear of string
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public... ehhh
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (HAHAHAHA)
Panophobia- Fear of everything
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Turophobia- Fear of cheese
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
WHAT AM I?
(X)You own a cell phone.
()You own something from Abercrombie.
()You own something from pacsun.
()you own something from Hollister.
()You own something from American Eagle.
()You love/like going to the mall.
(X)You own an iPod/MP3 player.
(X)You love Starbucks.
(X)You've been called a brat.
()You hate buying things that are on sale.
(X)You have more than one house. (Divorced parents)
Total : 5
()Black is one of your favorite colors.
(X)You have thought about death.
(X)You wear chains. (Sometimes)
(X)You like heavy metal.
()You've shopped at Hot Topic.
(X)You have worn black lipstick.
(X)Your hair was/is dark.
()You dislike preps.
(X)You're an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic. (I think I am an agnostic... I just cant get myself to belive in any religions... thought if I had to chose I would say theres more truth in greek mythology than Christianity, Islam and Buddhism ... you get the pic.)
Total : 6
()You can skateboard
(X)You've worn plaid.
()You like Converse
()You hate MTV
(X)You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.(Red streaks)
()You dislike pink.
()You hate/dislike preps.
()You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 2
(X)You love the computer.
(X)You like Harry Potter.
(X)You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts. (Reading glasses)
()You get straight A's.
(X)You love/like reading.
()You were/are in band
()You don't care what you look like. (Not much, but I dont want to look like a trash can either...)
()You have a curfew.
()You always do your homework.
()You never miss school unless you're sick. (I am on a lot of family vacaions... or get late.)
Total : 4
()You cut yourself over depression
()You have been depressed.
()You have black rimmed glasses.
()You like the band Evanescence
()You cry easily
(X)You like emo music. (Sometimes)
()You hate being called emo.
(X)You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
()You have written a sad poem
(X)You think emo chicks/Guys are hot(Ever seen NICO DI ANGELO!?!?)
Total : 3
()You like rap.
(X)You are/was in a gang.
()You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants(Im gonna start doing it...)
(X)You swear once in a while or a lot. (Not a lot... but a couple of times a day)
(X)You have freestyled.
() You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
()You can break dance(NOPE!)
Total : 3
(X)You like loud music
(X)You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (When I was around 8 years old)
()You never walk anywhere. (I have to...)
(X)You wear slip-on shoes.
(X)You wear/wore Vans.
(X)You like the band panic! at the disco (Just heard one of their songs but it was AWESOME!)
()You wear band t-shirts. (I wish... Ive never gotten the chance to buy one :()
(X)People have called you a freak and meant it.
(X)You love to "hardcore" dance
(X)Hair has been died more than 1 color
()You watch/watched the Superbowl.
(X)You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
()You collect your jerseys.
()You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards(more like my mom does...)
()You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
()Your garage consists of sports equipment
(X)You belong/belonged to a school team.
(X)You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
()You have a specific number
Total : 3
So I'm a HARDCORE CHICK!!! (No surprise there...)
Are You Girl Or A Boy Figuratively
Your guy side:
() You love hoodies.
(X) You love jeans.
(X)Dogs are better than cats.
(X)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(X)Shopping is a torture!!! (Sometimes)
(X) Sad movies suck.
(X) You own/owned a X-box. (Playstation 1-3 and Wii too :)
(X) Played with Hot Wheel's cars as a kid.
() At some point you wanted to be a firefighter.
(X) You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
() You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
() You watch sports on TV.
(X) Gory movies are cool.
() You go to your dad for advice. (I can advice myself thank-you!)
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.
() You like going to high school football games.
() You used to/do collect baseball cards.
() It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(X)Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favourite colors.
(X) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
() Sports are fun.
(X) Talk with food in your mouth.
(X) Sleep with socks on at night. (If its cold!)
Total: 14... Maybe thats why everyone I chat with always thinks Im a guy...
Your girl side:
(X)You wear lip gloss. (Sometimes)
()You love skirts.
()Cats are better than dogs.
()You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
(X)You wear the color pink. (Sometimes)
() Go to your mom for advice. (Me no need advice)
(X) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
() You hate wearing the color black.
()You like hanging out at the shopping center.
(X) You like getting manicures/pedicures. (Its relaxing!)
(X) You like wearing jewelry. (My whit-gold/diamond ring!!!)
(X) You hate the movie Star Wars.
(X) You were in gymnastics/dance.(Yes... when I was 6 years old.)
()It takes you around/more than an hour to get dressed and make-up/hair.
(X) You smile a lot more than you should. (Its not nice to smile when one of your classmates grandma died...)
() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (2 pairs!)
() You care about what you look like.(I dont want to look like a hag and it have to be comfortable - thats it.)
(X) You like wearing dresses when you can.(You just have to put on 1 thing, insted of Shirt, Jeans, Undershirt, Jacket and blah, blah, blah!)
(X) You like wearing body perfume.
(X) You love the movies.
(X) Used to play with dolls as a kid.
()Like being the star of every thing. (Not everything)
... So Im a guy. Its finally revealed!!! (And all those years I thought I was a girl!)
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