"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." -Unknown
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile." - Unknown
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
It would be simple to state I am an average living, breathing human being, or at least until the mother ship finds me again xD (Hahaha Kidding... or am I?)
Call me Simplethinker I am an age of some sort, a male or female and I live in the earth on a continent in some place. (I am very specific)
Complexthinker: "Noooooo you live in outer space!" (Inner sarcasm)
Simplethinker: "Don't tempt me to slap you DX"
Complexthinker: "I am you... Moron"
Simplethinker: "Well I will still do it!!"
WARNING: I am a tad bit of a moron, and my humor is strange but if you don't like it wha..what is that there? oh yea... ITS CALLED THE EXIT BUTTON!!
Things you can know about me... (even if you don't care)
Top Likes: FOOD!(*Drooling*... I'm always hungry), Writing, attempting to draw, photography, astronomy, Avatar the Last Airbender, video games (Die Zombies DIE), and Anime/Manga. Plenty more but hey you don't want to know everything about me.
Top Dislikes: Food (it causes me to expand DX), MATH!, The Last Airbender Movie (GRAHHHHHHH HOW I WANTED TO RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT AND MAIL THEM AND MYSELF TO THE DIRECTOR AND SCREAM WHILE CHUCKING THEM FULL NINJA FORCE"LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU MADE ME BLIND!!!!!" Okay maybe exaggerating a little bit but still despise that film), Math!, People who try to be funny who aren't funny (like myself, but hey I'm a Hypocrite), Hypocrites (Yea I know), and did I mention math?
What I am Decent at: Pro pretend ninja RIGHT HERE! Sleeping, eating, and repeating myself. (I am decent at writing as well, but what fun would that be to say... I NEED IMPROVEMENT!)
What I could improve: My writing, drawing, photography, school work, Grammar, and getting off me butt cheeks once an a while (haha practically everything I like well dis-including grammar)
I would just like to say...
Complexthinker is my inner Rival by the way. (Don't we all have inner rivals though heh heh heh)
Simplethinker vs. Complexthinker
I cant wait to share my writing and to see what you think (even if its just one or a few people.)
As well as feel free to PM me and give me any constructive thoughts on my writing (it is very welcomed), or just PM me randomly I don't really care.
Now for another quote
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." Dr.Seuss
THANK YOU FOR CHECKING MY PAGE AND ME STORIES! (Well going to be stories)
A girl about seventeen was out with her friends one night and time passed quickly as they shared their experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid, it was a small town and her house was only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. however, halfway down the alley she noticed a man at the end of the alley as though he were waiting for her. she became uneasy and began to pray for God's protection. Instantly a feeling of calmness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.when she reached the end of the alley she walked right past by the man and arrived home safely. the following day she read in a newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the alley only twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by the fact that it could have been her, she wept. thanking the Lord for her safety and to help the young women, she went down to the police station. she felt she could reconize the man, and told them her story. the police asked her if she could willingly look at a lineup to see if she could reconize him. she agreed and immediatly pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man as told he had been identified he broke down and confessed. the officer thanked diane and asked her if he could do anything for her. she asked him if he could ask the man one question. Diane was curoius as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him he answered,"Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her," Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this is you truly believe in God...
P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you... if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you will who read this will not repost this.
94% of teens would freak out if Justin Bieber was on a 1,ooo ft building thretaning to kill himself. Copy this to your profile if you are apart of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "DO A BACKFLIP!!" XD