DelusionalGrandeur
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Joined 11-27-12, id: 4387160, Profile Updated: 04-29-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm 25, Female

My writing has been sporadic lately, what with life kicking my ass quite thoroughly. It's been horrible, in all honesty.

Not a big fan of Mpreg. Granted, in the Harry Potter fandom I can totally see it as a possibility. They have potions that can regrow bones-of course they can make a potion that allows a man to get pregnant. All the same, I don't generally like it and will probably never, ever have male pregnancy in my stories. I'm especially weirded out by spontaneous male pregnancy. It just doesn't work. It seems to me like "ladida, I'm a man, oops! How did that happen? I didn't plan it and somehow I've got a bun in the oven... even women can't get pregnant from anal sex... hmm..." Yeah... my point? I don't like Mpreg... Please don't ask for it because I won't deliver.

Now, I'm sort of iffy about the really steamy scenes. Most of my stories are slim on smut-it isn't sex that makes the best stories.

Lastly, I jump all over the place between my stories. And I start new ones all the time. There's not much one can do about that when the plot bunnies leap out from behind a tree with machetes and threats against one's life, right? Problem with that is that I also lose interest in some of my plots, or rethink the plot entirely and come up with something better using some of the same tropes - anyone notice that I deleted two of my stories? Yeah, it's because I rethought the plot and am redoing them completely - as they were, there was no way I was ever going to finish them. Instead, I'm reworking them into other stories. Sorry if anyone's horribly disappointed about that. I've got another few stories started that I'm kind of wary about posting just yet, just because I haven't worked on them in a while, but I've got a good start on some of them. There's three in particular that I'd really like to get some feedback on the concept, but I've only got a few chapters of each so I'm not certain if it would be fair to post them until I'm sure I can get into the flow again.

My favorite pairing is Snarry

Also like Harry/Charlie

Like Druna or Drermione as side pairings, like sticking with Remus/Tonks in general, I'm cool with Ron/Hermione as well. I think Neville/Luna is cute.

Don't like Harry/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Ginny/Neville

Kinda big on Dumbledore bashing, occasional Ron bashing

I adore Slytherin!Harry and Independent! or Powerful!Harry. Really big on Alt Canon stuff - where Harry grew up differently, was sorted into a house besides Gryffindor, where he didn't go to Hogwarts. Can't stand when a story just mimics the books completely when the circumstances are different.

WIPS

With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) : Formerly just 'Taming Snakes.' Currently under revision. Had a big 'Ah-ha!' moment while updating this story and realized I needed to change some things to make it work. You know how a story gets away from you, going somewhere you hadn't originally intended? That's what happened.

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With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Eye-Opening Revelations reviews
After Harry runs away from the Dursleys and the blood wards have failed, Dumbledore has an idea. If it works, Harry will have protection from Voldemort even stronger than Blood Wards . Non-explicit HP/SSslash, mentions of forced marriage. Oneshot. Rated for language and mentions of sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Messing with Umbridge reviews
Series of oneshots that revolve around pranks and the pandemonium that reigned during Umbridge's short reign as Headmistress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Harry P.