Author has written 2 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Homestuck.
Hi!!! Wow, I finally got an account on here. I feel so accomplished now :D
So, here's some info about me!
Favorite Zelda person: Link :D
Favorite Kingdom hearts person: wow, that's a close match between Kairi and Sora -_-'
I'm homeschooled, so I tend to be online for most of the day if I'm not busy gaming.
THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Xeanhort his name is so fudgin hard to say :(
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
LARXENE! do i need a reason why?
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Pride Lands! because Sora gets to be a cute lion cub!
6. Least Favorite World?
teh freekn grid!!
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
ULTUMA AND THE X-BLADE!
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Vexen's shield! YOU CAN NEVER LAND A HIT ON HIM IN Re:CoM!!
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Bambi! he's so cute! and Stich he's awesome!
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
SoraxKairi:they make a cute couple
RoxasxNamine:they'er so perfict together!
RoxasxXion:they have a sweet relationship!
ZackxAqua:how can she say no?
Soraxme:I can dream can't I?
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
SoraxRiku, AxelxRoxas, DemyxZexion, etc I pretty much hate any and all yaoi coupleing/pairing because I think its just plain sick and wrong!
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
DemyxxMarluxia who ever thought of this pairing has mentle issues! o_O
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
I absolutely HATE it when people call Kingdom Hearts kingdom of hearts its like I ask people if they'd played Kingdom Hearts before and they have no idea what I'm talking about and then after a couple of minutes there all like "oh! you mean kingdom of hearts!" and it's like(and I dont yell this at them I say it in my mind)"ITS NOT KINGDOM OF HEARTS ITS KINGDOM HEARTS GET IT RIGHT YOU IDIOT!!"
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
NO! I HATE yaoi In fact I HATE that pairing!
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
no...just a pedo
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. Because they were ment for each other! I don't know where Roxas and Olette came from...
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
i want it..
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
i guess Namine'
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
when i was eight, i zoned out, and when my best friend waved her hand in front of my face i said "Gimme a break Kairi!" and she was like WTF
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
i kinda sorta did namine'
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be?
When Lexaeus hits Roxas so he's on his "last leg" so he can do his limit break in KH 358/2 Days! XD
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
that i beat: TEH FUDGIN LEACHGRAVE!
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
the WHOLE game the story!, the worlds!, the characters!, the keyblades!, the weapons!, the villans!, just everything about it made it AWSOME!!
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
I don't care what the thing says I HATE yaoi! so Neither!
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream! i've made it before!
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi (Zack is Aeriths and he always will be!)
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Passion!! *bursts into song*
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcters as well)
Sora, Riku, Roxas, Dem-Dem.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Roxas looks like Cloud
Sora looks like Leon!
Roxas looks like Ven
Sora looks like Vanitas
Axel looks like Reno
Xion looks like Kairi
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Kingdom Hearts 3!
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2 because it's so AWSOME!!
50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan? NO!! neither! mostly cuz I dont like yaoi and I have no idea what hentai is...
51. List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any. games, handmade poster, fanart, a T-shirt, and mah sora gloves!!!
52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas? AxelxKairi I. HATE. YAOI.
54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight? FREEKIN LIGHT!!
55. Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory? N. O. NO!!!
56. Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)? Demyx, Roxas, Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Roxas, Xigbar, Roxas, Luxord, Roxas, Xion, and Roxas!
57. Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi? PRO FUKR
58. Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games? YES. THEY'RE AWESOME!!!
59. Have you read the manga? yup!
60. Do you believe Sora has ADD? YEEEEEEESSSSSS
61. Japanese or English? English
62. Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé? Pro.
63. Demyx = Annoying or funny? Funny! XD
64. Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)? maybe...
65. Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo? neather he's just hot but not as hot as Sora!
66. Which character would be the best crossdresser? I don't know. Marly?
67. Axel = Gay or straight? STRAIGHT!!! HES NOT GAY GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS PEOPLE!!!!!
68. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Vanitus being happy O.o
69. Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics? Definately. They run my life.
70 Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics? I try! XD
71. Do you like lemons? no!
72. Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters? yea
73. Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files? their random
74. Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series? Nope.
75. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts? yes mai friends becca, katy, ans shannon
76. Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?" no
77. Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;" YES! T_T *crys*
78. Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades? nope
79. Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts? yes
80. Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream? Yes. I've had it/made it actually it was soooooooooooooooooooo good!
81. Would you ever join Organization XIII? no wai
82. Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. currently 8 on my wall
83. Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
84. Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC? yup! shes just not in a fanfiction yet! XD
85. Do your friends like Kingdom Hearts?
Yes my friend becca
86. Who first introduced you to Kingdom Hearts?
87. Do you think Diz is evil,nice,both, or neather?
88. What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?
Kingdom Hearts 358/2! (for now...)
89. Looking back at some of your answers do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
90. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
It's fun! awsome! and better then any stupid Xbox game ever made! XD
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!
1. When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My replica of the Ocarina of Time
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Good Luck Charlie
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:29 Damn i'm good
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my clock radio
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Today to buy a Christmas tree
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
An old Atlanta Braves shirt, some blue pj shorts, socks, and my hand stitched Link hat .
10. Did you dream last night?
yeah. to see it, please click the red X in the top right corner of your screen!
11. When did you last laugh?
ten mins ago at mah older bro
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
lets see, my tinker bell poaster, mah mirror, pictures, callender, lots of stuff
13. Seen anything weird lately?
yea, a dirt covered mint in the home depot parking lot :P
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Every single game and console that existed!!!!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm a cyborg spy for a company that doesn't exist. seriously.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make Keyblades and paopu fruit real!!!! XD
19. Do you like to dance?
eh not that much
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hikari (Light for girls)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? neither! ew and ow!
2. Be serious or be funny? funny!
3. Drink whole or skim milk?: SKIM!!
4. Die in a fire or drown? neither
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? interogating my enimies
D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.
1. Sun or moon?: Moon .
2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall? leaf fall. :D
3. Left or right? right
4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?: five best friends!
5. Sunny or rain: rain!
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
A B O U T . Y O U.
1. What time is it?: 7:43 PM
2. What do you want to do? have ideas for stories :(
3. Where do you wanna live? england
4. How many kids do you want? idk
5. Do you want to get married? YES!
6. have you ever done drugs? nope and I don't plan on it!
7. what do you like on your pizza? bakon!
8. Can you cross your eyes? sorta
9. Do you make your bed daily? nevvah
1. Which shoe goes on first? I don't know
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? yea
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl!
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? no, but the smell made me throw up. XP
5. Favorite ice cream? hmm Chocolate!!
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? I think about 3 maybe 4 at best
7. Do you cook? yes i make good eggs
8. Current mood? bored but happy all the same!
This is really sweet
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.
Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.
Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL CAN SEE THE PROBLEM, BUT OUR SOCIETY CANNOT. IF I OFFEND ANYONE BY THIS, I REALLY DON'T APOLOGIZE ! Subject: Tennessee Football This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game atRoane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country." Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate life style," and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex.." If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits=2 0of killing an unborn baby as a "viable! means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess "Mother Earth" and call it "ecology.." I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded" and "ignorant" and call it "enlightenment.." However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to Bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated.. This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical. Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments. Nevertheless , as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical... I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression. For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time.. "However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to Bless this event, please feel free to do soAs far as I know, that's not against the law--yet." One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray. They prayed in the stands.. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer's Box! The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America- the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation, under GOD." Somehow, Kingston , Tennessee Remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the FreedomFROM Religion.. Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains! JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER.."
If you are not ashamed, past this on your profile
I'm not one bit ashamed to past this, Are you?
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, ilikeanimeandmanga, Dark Maiden95, HyruleHearts1123
Most girls; Are cheerleaders
Other girls; Are captain of the football team
Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them
Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"
Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom
Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.
Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister
Other girls: Play video games with their brother
Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge
Other girls: Play pranks
Most girls; Slap people
Other girls: Punch people
Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats
Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap
Most girls; Would think this was garbage
Other girls: Would copy and paste this
-Pick the month you were born in-
January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 An idiot
30 An emo
31 A snowman
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
I ate a crack head because Big Bird told me to. (LOLWUT)
If this does not bring tears to your eyes are even stirs your heart, then you a cold bastard that doesn't deserve the luxury of a nice house, warm food, and a soft bed.
One More Soul That Never Got A Chance…
I just wanted to be a good family cat. Play around with children and sleep with my owners. I never thought this would happen…
“I would like that one.”
I never thought I would be chosen. To be one of the poor souls here. I never wanted any of this…
“Are you sure? There are many others to choose from.”
I-I just wanted to live a happy life, in a warm home. Not here, in this hell…
“Yes I’m sure.”
I whimper in pain as a caliper clamps down on my neck. I am raised out of my cage, the other 13 cats staring at me with sad eyes…
“How would you like it?”
It is hard to breath as I am just hanging here. I recount my life. All the cats I hear and see killed. I even feel for the dogs who get the same treatment. It sickens me to see it, and now it’s happening to me…
I begin to pant as I see a man go over and get a metal pole…
“Are you sure you want it half-dead now?”
Please, say no. Just let him kill me and get it over with…
“Yes I am sure.”
I cry out in pain as the pole hit me in the head. He reared back and hit me harder. My blood splatters the ground…
“Harder. I want to leave soon, I have a meeting to go to at 1.”
I breath faintly as my wounds gush out blood, my fur soaked in my own blood. I now only can twitch as the pole beats me…
Please, let him just finish me off…
I am tossed into a bag, and I breath very slowly. Here I am bleeding to death in a plastic bag…
“Thank you for your services sir.”
Why doesn’t someone do something? I am a living creature just like them! I did nothing wrong! So what did I do to deserve this?
“Your welcome, and I will come back for another soon.”
More condemned to this life. To this life of torture. A cat deserves a family, the ability to play with toys, have kits, and sleep in the crook of a bent knee. Not this, nothing deserves this…
“Have a good day sir.”
My breath has almost stopped, most of blood now gone. I close my eyes and wait for the death that is coming. My heart slowly stops, my life now over. I guess I was just one more soul that never got a chance…
Copy and Paste this into your profile if this made you sick and feel for the animals in pain all over the world.
If you wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular.
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help.
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it.
9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster.
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”
The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angel sleep in their bed where they could have a good night’s rest.
When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.
“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied. “When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it.” Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren’t always what they seem.”
Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later…
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.
"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.
"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here, Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...
"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers.
In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.
Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup.
Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.
"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge," answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love."
The world is full of people who need someone who understands
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you would like to see a Sonic Unleashed 2, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year! If you're pro-life, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (imaging being an eagle... stares dreamily into the distance)
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
98% OF 100% TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. 0.0
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Month One Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak
If you're against abortion, PLEASE post this on your profile!!
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would die for your faith, copy this into your profile.
If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that they should just give the Trix Bunny some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile
If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you say soda instead of pop, copy and paste this to your profile
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your prof
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile
The crayon is a parent that you must leave sooner or later, the paintbrush is a friend from far away that you rarely get to see, but the pencil is your brother/sister. The pencil will be by your side to the artistic end.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.
AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, Rikulover43, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, No one specific, Manwathiel, Reina Ann Vilre, zeldafan4ever,
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
It's early still, the month is one, And my life has just begun. I'm so small, don't have to hide, I'm but a seed growing inside. Four weeks later, the month is two, I'm still small but a part of you. You'll love me a lot, wait and see, You'll be proud as proud can be. Time has passed, the month is three, Now, I'm someone you can see. My hair is black, and my eyes are brown, I'll be fun to have around. Now, I'm gone, the month is five, Mommy killed me, I'm no longer alive. Abortion is the name they gave it, They take your life before you live it. I wanted to be born, the month is six, But it's already done, it can't be fixed. I guess my mommy didn't love me, She went and just threw me away. She'll never forget me, Forever in her heart is where I'll stay. I have a new home now, the month is seven, Congratulations, Mommy, Guess what, I'm in Heaven. Mommy still carries around a frown, Cause I'm in her memory, but not around. You would have loved me, the month is eight, But guess what, Mommy, it's too late. Murdered by my mommy's hand, I guess I'm too young to understand. Goodbye, Mommy, the month is nine, I could've been born, doing just fine. Although I'm here in Heaven, I still cry, Because of my mommy, I had to die. Mommy, mommy, the year is one, And my life could've just begun. Mommy now the days have gone by, it's year two, And I can almost tie my shoe. Soon, I'll be three, And you would've been too busy to mess with me. A long time has passed, and the year is nine, I would've been happy down there with you all mine. Now look, Mom, it's year 18, Oh how the time has passed, I've become a woman, And I wouldn't have been able to last. Well, goodbye Mommy, it's time to go, I love you, I guess you should know. But Mommy I see and I know, That always and forever in you heart I'll grow. Forever in your memory I've stayed, And I see now that you've paid.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On T-Rat (Military food): "Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only" (Hmm, no wonder less people are joining the military nowadays...)
cute things :3
that i will fail in school
Your Perfect Pizza:
peperoni and bacon!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
to have money by december 26th
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:
O.O is it Christmas yet!?
Your Best Physical Feature:
my smile aparently. or so my friends say
whenever i fall asleep
McDonald's or Burger King:
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Do you Smoke:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! never have never will!!
Will you Smoke:
Do you Swear:
nope! (Totally ignoring the fact I just cussed at the last question)
Do you Sing:
yes! but I get neverous
Do you Shower Daily:
when i remember to
Do you behave yourself:
nope, but I do have my moments!
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak:
you don't know that *shifty eyes*
Do you get along with your Parents:
sorta i guess
Do you like Thunderstorms:
YES!! They are awesome!!
Do you play an Instrument:
YESSSSS!!! the ocarina, recorder, flute, guiter, and a bit of piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
I'M A F*ING MINOR!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
yea, but it was to get stuff for my sodastream .
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
no, nevah had it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
EW! HECK NO!! YUCK!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
ether an Aurthor,a video game designer ,or work for sqeenix! (SQEE)
What country would you most like to Visit:
Number of CDs I own:
Christiain, Christmas, video game, lil bit of linkin park,
What do your feet smell like?
O.o like feet?
What does your hair smell like?
Can you clap with your feet?
Have you seen purple cows?
If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?
i would be so calm everyone would be like "did you drink those, or spill them all over the place!?!? O.o"
Wish REALLY hard!!
If you believe in Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord, copy and paste this into your profile
What the fudge monkeys?-me
Wut da freek?-mah lil bro
I DIED ON THE LAST FLOOR OF THE CAVE OF ORDEALS!
you're cruel.-mah lil bro and i (in that order of speaking)
Hey Dachi, (mah older bro)
what do you want?
Fishes off the guy at the fishing hole in oot's hat*
so what.-me and mah older bro dachi
My friends are my power!-sora, Kingdom hearts
Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!-Kratos, Tales of Symphonia
You dork.-Lloyd, Tales of Symphonia
To stone with you!!-Vaati,The legend of zelda, the minish cap
I am error.-error, the legend of zelda
HELLO BOI!! king of the red lions, the legend of zelda the wind waker, the adventures of los taco (funny series Dachi and i are doing)
BABIES!!-mah friend patrick
"And the cerulean fairy was never heard from again. SOME say she ran away since she couldn't stand the Hero... OTHERS say that she got gobbled by a pack of FAMISHED MAN-EATING CROCODILES WHO PLAN TO CONQUER THE WORLD SOMEDAY! And they'll eat us! They'll eat EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US! AND SOON, THE HUMAN RACE WILL NO LONGER EXIST!" She suddenly bolted up from the ground and cackled evilly, thunder crackling and wolves howling in the background-Hayrapi, We're In Termina Baka! chapter 2
You've met with a terriable fate haven't you?
NOOOOO IT"S THE CREEPER FROM OOT!!!!-happy mask man and mah lil bro screaming at him
That's all for now, but there's more to come for sure!
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