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Author has written 28 stories for X-overs, Diablo, Mass Effect, Thief: The Dark Project, Wizard of Oz, My Little Pony, Babylon 5, Planescape: Torment, Wreck-It Ralph, Dresden Files, and Fallout.

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I am an occasional writer, voracious reader, and not-as-often-as-I-want-to gamer. Mostly fond of fantasy and science fiction, I also give a nod to well-written military fiction.

Standard disclaimer for all stories: All rights and ownership of characters belongs to their respective creators, especially Chris Avellone because he's cool.

6 Feb 2013: In memory of Robin Sachs, I started a Zaeed-central fic. I didn't realize until I heard the news yesterday that he also played Ethan Rayne in Buffy, who was one of the better villains; and his hammy performance in Galaxy Quest was just so fitting. His performance as Zaeed, of course, did not get nearly as good a presentation as it should have.

25 Feb 2013: Thank you everyone for the reviews! Mass Effect Reloaded is over a hundred reviews, and nearly 10k views, so I guess people like it or something. As a note to self: Potential future ideas, still in the stuck-in-my-head phase: Wreck-It Reaper (two teens plugs their portable PS3 suitcases into the arcade power strip, leading to Harbinger assuming direct control of the cy-bugs. Can Commander Shepard and Cole McGrath stop the Reapers before they doom the entire arcade?); A Fistful of Shepards (One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, and a fourth awakens in med bay after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?)

8 Mar 2013: Please check out the story "Galactic Life, and Reapers", edited by LegionN7: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9081249/1/Galactic-Life-and-Reapers It is a group effort, and I have a part in it! Mine isn't posted yet, but please read and review anyway!

15 Apr 2013: Thanks again to the Aria's Afterlife forum! I was just the judge, jury, and executioner for the April Fool's Fic contest. Please check out the Aria's Contests and Challenges listing ( http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Aria-s-Contests-and-Challenges/104865/ ) and read the five submissions. They are all really funny and well worth it!

6 Jun 2013: What with focusing on Reloaded, Fistful, Torment, and now Ascension, it probably seems like I've let my smaller stories fall by the wayside. Don't worry, I do intend to keep working on all of them ... if somewhat intermittently.

25 Jun 2013: A Fistful of Shepards now has a custom cover, thanks to the wonderful Orifiel! She writes stories too, in addition to drawing amazing things using only MS Paint, so check out her profile here on FF! Thanks again, Ori!

25 Jul 2013: So, when I go on vacation, so does my muse. Sorry to everyone for the hiatus, but I'm back at work and writing again!

1 Sep 2013: It's the start of Scouting fundraising season! For anyone looking for a good scout to support, visit and help out my Scout.

10 Dec 2013: NaNo is behind me now, so for those of you pining for my Mass Effect fics, they are returning! Sadly, even though I won NaNo, I have to re-write 80% of it thanks to my nephew frying my laptop hard drive and video card. Wish me luck, and check out my NaNo fic, Fallout: Equestria - Unburied as it gets posted.

31 Dec 2013: Hard to believe I've now been posting chapters for only a week over one year. Crazy. In that time, I've written over 400k words, and I'm proud of at least half of that. Hope everyone has had a good year reading, and we can all look forward to another one!

25 Feb 2014: Looking for someone knowledgeable in both Mass Effect and Babylon 5 canon to beta a new fic. Any responders who cannot send a PM using proper spelling and grammar will be instantly disqualified.

23 Aug 2014: At exactly 1:02 am, Pacific time, according to my views page, Mass Effect Reloaded is at exactly 400,000 views! Thank you everyone for reading, and I hope I continue to keep everyone entertained with the utterly changed storyline!

13 Sep 2014: It's another year, and another Scouting fundraising season! For anyone looking for a good scout to support, visit Trails End popcorn and purchase something to help my scout! Or a scout in your area. I'm not picky.

20 Jun 2015: I'm not dead, but I am on deployment, and writing has been ... pretty close to nonexistent. Don't worry, I am not giving up on my writing, but it might very well stretch all the way to 2016 before I can find the time to write regularly again.

15 Nov 2015: So after not writing all year, I have finished NaNo with over 50,000. I'll try to keep going the rest of the month anyway, but just let the thought of Reloaded going to at least chapter 90 keep you warm at night. :)

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Mass Effect - Future Imperfect by MizDirected reviews
Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 161 - Words: 954,983 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nihlus K.] Tali'Zorah
Harry Potter and the White Wizard by Cyberwraith9 reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Harry returns to Hogwarts with a new ally in his personal war with Voldemort. With the help of this unlikely hero, can Harry put an end to the scourge of the wizarding world for good? A Harry PotterDresden Files crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,957 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P.
Through the kaleidoscope by Reyavie reviews
What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 124 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Shepard (F)
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5260 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 2,500 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
The Angel of Madness by Megamafan16 reviews
A down-on-her-luck Alice has an encounter with a frightening creature, and very soon it's off to Wonderland again...a fellow maniac with a bow-tie obsession called 'The Doctor' by her side! Rated T for references. NOW COMPLETE!
Crossover - Doctor Who & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,537 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 275,813 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2010
Mass Illusion by Lady Amiee reviews
Have you ever wanted to live in a game? To become a God in another world? To lose yourself in a place so real, that you never want to leave? But ... What if you couldn't get out?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 181,568 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 7/15/2013 - James V., OC
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 191,039 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
New Vegas of the Dead by RagnartheSemiGreen reviews
While clearing the ghouls from the REPCONN test site, the Courier is surprised by the sudden and unexpected arrival of a collection of heavily armed high school students, who are about to be plunged into a completely different post-apocalypse. Rated M for character death, violence, and other forms of human misery. Also, foul language.
Crossover - Fallout & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Courier, Saeko B.] [Kohta H., Saya T.]
Bumbleanche by Jessica-X reviews
The deepening of the relationship between Blake and Yang takes longer, and darker, path than they initially thought it might. Bedroom matters become complex and sometimes dangerous. Meanwhile, Ruby and Weiss seem to be a lot closer than they were... [Kinkay roleplay schmutt, Bumbleby and WhiteRose, Multichap]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,724 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Blasto, Oriana L.
Ignominy in Effect by LegionN7 reviews
A collection of ignominious ends for the hero of our favorite video game series. Read, laugh, review! Now taking requests/suggestions.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Shepard (M)
Permission to Ogle by DoomKitteh reviews
EDI, with Liara and Shepard's permission, gives Samantha a few things to help her relax. Only they do the complete opposite.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,875 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Samantha T., Ashley W.] [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)]
Sunshine and Fire by BornIn1142 reviews
Twilight Sparkle, Celestia and Luna are transported into a strange alternate Equestria, the Land of Always Summer, where the day lasts forever and a terrible queen rules with an iron hoof.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,801 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Some Loves are Meant for Life by MizDirected reviews
More than a decade after the war, Primarch Vakarian's first wife shows up at his wedding. OC in a very secondary role. Written for the Aria's Afterlife February contest: A Moment of Silence. Part two now up. His first wife's POV.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., OC - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 5,649 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Perfect Day by Vorcha Girl reviews
Kaidan, Shepard and James take a little time off post Reaper War to remind each other why they fell in love. (A fluffy Kaidan/Shepard/James poly fic!)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., James V. - Complete
get cape, wear cape, fly by meatballs in the impala reviews
We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours. Bass/Jo.
Crossover - Supernatural & Revolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Jo H., Bass M.
Lyons of Nirn by Toasterman reviews
Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sarah Lyons, Mirabelle Ervine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Savos Aren
Star Light, Star Bright by Vorcha Girl reviews
Shepard makes a wish late at night in the Starboard Observatory Lounge and gets exactly what she wants with the person that she loves. (FemShep/Ashley and rated M for a reason)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Ashley W., Shepard (F)]
Oath in the Darkness by Emily Evelan reviews
The Death Game has begun, and no one can escape; until the final floor is cleared. Kamiya Yuyuki and her sister Ayase must somehow survive in the unknown world that has become real until the game can be ended; either safe in the cities, or risking their lives in the front lines. Which is it? Female OCs
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014
Worlds Frozen by FirstSelector reviews
Harry Dresden knows a thing or two about Winter and its Queens, but his expertise is put to the test when Mab sends him into an alternate reality and he meets Elsa, Queen of Arendelle. When her peaceful nation becomes the backdrop for kidnappings and murder, Harry and Elsa will have to solve the mystery surrounded by people who don't know the meaning of "private investigator."
Crossover - Dresden Files & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,360 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - H. Dresden, Elsa, Anna
Back to School by justlook3 reviews
Cassandra kept strutting around in those shorts . . .and now she and Stone are supposed to be picking the winner of the STEM fair. But they seem more interested in their own chemistry . . . .
Librarians, 2014 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Cassandra C., Jake S.] - Complete
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] OC - Complete
New Guard by Methos2523 reviews
When the Goa'uld invade, the world is taken by surprise... Now Ethan Rayne has come back to change the past, hopefully to save the future, though how will his intended target feel about the changes his future self has forced upon his life, changing him from Zeppo, to the Man of Tomorrow...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,729 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Xander H., Calendar, J., Ethan R., J. O'Neill
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 4041 - Favs: 7,968 - Follows: 10,223 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
A Sappy Story by TheRev28 reviews
Nora's been known to love fully and with abandon. Why should she restrict her heart to just one person? Fluff without plot, polyamory.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Nora V., L. Ren, Pyrrha N.] - Complete
OSABC : And Then There Were None by LogicalPremise reviews
A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken" , as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Co-Author Progman. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 429,899 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Prankster's Hero by Random Equinox reviews
There's more than one way to be a hero. Thankfully for Shepard, some of those ways don't involve risking your neck. Some of those ways are actually FUN.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,776 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5545 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 5,328 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Awakening by bluekrishna reviews
Written for bluninja's Feb. contest, 'Moment of Silence'. Summary: What if Shepard is aware she's in a game? What would that do to anyone's sense of identity?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Stasis by AngstyShenko reviews
SPOILER WARNING! DO NOT READ if you are currently reading my other fic, Normandy. For the Aria's Afterlife February Contest, Moment of Silence. Kaidan Alenko meets the Collectors on Horizon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Kaidan A. - Complete
Soulforged by xT-Zealot reviews
When Myrtenaster is destroyed, Weiss is in need of a replacement. Fortunately for her, this is where having a weapon-obsessed leader comes in handy as Ruby takes on the solemn duty of educating Weiss in the art of forging and what it means for a Huntress to have a proper weapon. -Completed-
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,088 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Soulbound by xT-Zealot reviews
"These teammates will be with you for the rest of your time here at Beacon, so it is in your best interest to be paired with someone with whom you can work well. That being said, the first person you make eye contact with after landing will be your partner for the next four years." [Pseudo-Novelization] -Completed-
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 242,228 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
From Studying To Snuggling by momoxtoshiro reviews
Weiss refuses to come to bed after a late-night study session. Blake and Yang are forced to improvised to persuade her. [Bee's Schnees fluff].
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L., Team RWBY - Complete
The Exit by TinyTurian reviews
A year has passed since the destruction of the reapers, and I have given Samantha everything she wanted, the house with the white picket fence, the retriever, the daughter. And she's happy, Samantha is finally truly happy. But I'm not; happiness is the last thing I feel in this house.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Shepard (F), Samantha T.] Thane K., Hannah S.
Mischief Kisses by momoxtoshiro reviews
What fun is Halloween without scaring your friends? [Happy Halloween!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Archangels of Light and Darkness by Random Equinox reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I've travelled to many places and many worlds during my misspent life, but none as wretched as Omega. Haven for criminals, renegades and monsters. Many of them are hunting for a prize that could destabilize the galaxy and the idiot who has it. They'll kill him if they find him. Unless I find him first...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,408 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Memoirs: The Illium Years by Sharrukin reviews
After Shepard is killed, Liara is left alone. She knows the galaxy is in danger, but what can one former archaeologist do against the threat of the Reapers? Maybe nothing, but Shepard's lover has learned not to give up too easily. Science fiction, adventure, intrigue, and a dash of romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 250,559 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)] - Complete
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 12 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 737,243 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,701 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Flesh Masks by Tears of Reese reviews
The Winchester brothers head to Chicago to check up on what seems to be your average, run-of-the-mill monster killing. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when Chicago's only openly practicing wizard P.I. is involved. As the three men follow the ever-confusing trail, one thing is clear: the fate of the world may not be at stake in this one, but it'll sure be a pain in the ass!
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,060 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., H. Dresden - Complete
Time and Portals by Bluelazor reviews
Deep in the bowels of Aperture Science Data Enrichment Center, a young woman with no memory of her life before Aperture is forced to complete GLaDOS' many tests. Her almost-predictable life is changed for the better when a strange, blue box appears in one of the test chambers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Of Fancy Ruses and Pretty Sights by TenyumeKasumi reviews
A turian groundskeeper and a fish-loving krogan. Who would have thought, huh?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
Harmony by Vema reviews
Susan (Ginormica) is visited by Megamind, who has a remedy for her gigantic status. This sets off a chain of events that changes everything. Megamind/Roxanne/Susan pairing. Some angst, lots of soul searching. LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL SITUATIONS.
Crossover - Monsters vs. Aliens & Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Susan M./Ginormica, Megamind, Roxanne R.
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying by l0x0r reviews
AU. Twilight Sparkle travels to Canterlot to investigate why Princess Celestia has been acting distant lately. Faced with a harsh discovery, she finds a new friend in Princess Luna. But can their new friendship survive Luna's insecurities?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 212,938 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
In The Shadow of a Reaper by Starstruck Cortana reviews
As Commander Shepard retreats from the spotlight after the Reaper War, a new threat has surfaced. Something is lurking in the shadows, and it now stalks the dark corridors of the ruins on Therum. But as Shepard has gone into hiding, a new hero must rise to the challenge of protecting the galaxy until the famous Commander re-emerges. [OC heavy, established chars will appear later]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014
The Spectre and the Doorman by Sharrukin reviews
Ash might have become a Spectre, but she was still sitting on the sidelines of the biggest war in history. Still, she found that life on the Citadel as one of the Council's leading aides had its compensations. Written for the July 2014 contest on Aria's Afterlife. Technically part of the Memoirs continuity, although Liara does not appear. Mildly explicit.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Ashley W., A. Bailey] - Complete
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Breathe Deep by bluekrishna reviews
Written for July's writing contest on Aria's Afterlife Forum: "I Will Go Down With This Ship" judged by Palaven Blues. Summary: He fascinates her. The shaman can't help but notice how diligently Mordin works toward curing the genophage. What could come of a simple meeting of minds and ideologies? When Bakara realizes their two peoples are not that dissimilar?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Mordin S., U. Bakara - Complete
Cruel Fate by Bahoogasmif reviews
My entry for the, 'I will go down with this ship' competition in Aria's Afterlife! Tela Vasir/ Sekat
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2014 - T. Vasir - Complete
ME: Titan's Shadow by Lachdannen reviews
After the firing of the Crucible, as Council ships began to reassert their authority over system's that had been lost to the Reapers, scouts discover the massive wrecks of an unknown kind of Reaper, with flickering power signatures still detectable. Teams are sent to investigate. - Oneshot. Written for the Aria Afterlife June (FPS) Competition.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Mass Effect: The Moonshine Café by Aeternix reviews
"Everyone has a reason for being here," says the bartender. "The real challenge is finding out what that is." On Illium there is a home for every species, where all can grab a drink and find solace. Yet pasts have a tendency to catch up to you. Numerous short stories and drabbles in multiple genres from all eras of the bar's existence. OC and canon characters included in the tales.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,981 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - OC
The Woman with the Raven Hair by Random Equinox reviews
Miranda Lawson has done the unthinkable: she's cut ties with Cerberus and she's fallen in love. But now Commander Shepard has turned himself in to the Alliance. What will she do now?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Miranda L. - Complete
Knight Errant by JA Baker reviews
There are few problems in the multiverse that can not be solved by the appropriate application of Bolo's...
Crossover - TV X-overs & Bolo series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
The Sweetie Chronicles by Wanderer D reviews
Be Awed and Amazed by the tale of Sweetie Belle as she traverses the multiverse in search of her lost mentor and friend, Twilight Sparkle! Will she find her in post-apocalyptic Equestria? Or maybe in a strange world where everypony is the wrong gender?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 193,745 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sweetie Belle, Twilight Sparkle
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
To The Last Man Standing by The Urban Spaceman reviews
Over two-thousand years ago, the League of One were hunted down and wiped out. But they didn't go quietly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Losing Boo by The Urban Spaceman reviews
Despite her valiant efforts, the worst has happened; Commander Jane Shepard has lost her beloved Boo. Can she find the miniature giant space hamster before it's too late? Will Boo survive the rampant varren and angry biotics looking to extinguish his brief candle? There's only one way to find out! Updating daily until complete. Featuring an ensemble cast!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Shepard (F) - Complete
A Little Friendly Wager by bluekrishna reviews
Written for UrbanSpaceman's March Writing Competition on Aria's Afterlife. A day in the life of Barla Von. He's no biotic god, but the way he keeps topping the charts at the Armax Arsenal Arena bespeaks a certain . . . badassery.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
The Measure of a Hero by Random Equinox reviews
Some people are heroes because they can make the hard choices for the greater good. Some are heroes because they take responsibility for their actions, no matter what.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Mass Effect - Mercy by MizDirected reviews
Written for the Aria's Afterlife February contest. Lenka is a six-year-old batarian slave on the cusp of the biggest adventure of her life. Please take note, this story is about a child slave, with all the grim, dark, trigger-warning-ness that goes along with that environment. Just go in warned that it's about a bright light in a very dark world. Rated M - no explicitness
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - OC
Arctic Rim by GenghisQuan reviews
It was supposed to be another routine kaiju breach response at the Vladivostok Shatterdome, but Rangers Elsa and Anna Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, pilots of the Mark-III Jaeger Frozen Heart, may be in over their heads as they discover there is more to their deployment than meets the eye, and no routine survives contact with the enemy.
Crossover - Pacific Rim & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Partial Extraction by Bahoogasmif reviews
A mission to Benning during the Reaper war goes south when Cerberus overwhelms the team, but it soon becomes clear there is a far darker reason for their presence than random slaughter.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - OC - Complete
In Love and War by Rockycombo reviews
Shepard and Tali's relationship grows during the fight with the Reapers, but that doesn't mean their story ends after they deal with the ancient synthetics. Reapers were simple; you can just shoot them in the head area. But that doesn't work for fans, admirals, or the past. Focuses on Tali/Shep pairing, rated M for sexual content and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 168,589 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Recurring Dreams by xT-Zealot reviews
Each member of Team RWBY find themselves afflicted with the strange anomaly that is recurring dreams featuring their respective partners. Bumblebee, White Rose, and the various antics shall be the result. -Completed-
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,296 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Kasumi vs Thane by LegionN7 reviews
The thief and the assassin, similar skills, but they couldn't be any more different. How will they get along? M for citrus fresh chapters later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Kasumi G., Thane K. - Complete
So Much for Staying Out of Trouble by Lumione reviews
Harry resents being told he's a magnet for trouble. He attempts to prove this wrong by taking a vacation in the middle of the Afghan desert.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
All Over Again by A New Kind of Normal From 97 reviews
What if after Commander Shepard jumped into the synthesis beam, she woke up to find that... it was 2183 and the day before the beginning of her assignment on the Normandy SR-1. Was it all just a dream? Or a prediction? (Rating may change in later chapters)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A Mass Effect Carol by bluekrishna reviews
(W)Written for the Aria's Afterlife Forum: Christmas Crossover Challenge. A Christmas Carol Mass Effect-style. Bit of angst, lots of feels. How does Shepard deal with a galaxy that no longer needs saving? Remorse and bitterness rage as he tries to live with himself and his decisions on the Crucible. What happens when three ghosts come calling to save HIM for once? Can they?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,820 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Viva New Vegas by Cressida Isolde reviews
Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 211,871 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Hero's Dozen by Random Equinox reviews
You would think that going planetside to pick up a package would be fairly straightforward. But when the planet is Illium, the package is intended for Cerberus and the man sent to intervene is Shepard, all assumptions go straight out the airlock.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,099 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
The Ghost in the Team by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
An amulet in Daniel Jackson's mail results in the SGC gaining a surprising new member, in the form of the 'ghost' of Spike, history's second vampire with a soul. Can he make a difference in the Ori war?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 54 - Words: 223,227 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 12/13/2006 - [Spike, Vala] [D. Jackson, S. Carter] - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3630 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Masters and Commanders by willyolioleo reviews
Slightly AU, neutral, male, Vanguard Shepard. A retelling of the trilogy where the Reapers truly have a grand purpose for their actions. Rated M for language and future scenes. No pairings planned at the moment.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Shepard (M)
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5244 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 5,685 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Control by The Outlander reviews
Javik is struggling to come to terms with galactic peace. One-shot. Post-control ending. Written for Aria's Afterlife September Challenge.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Javik - Complete
Forfeit by artistic mishap reviews
There was something Hackett always intended to tell Shepard - and now it's too late. Post ME3 vignettes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Admiral Hackett, Hannah S. - Complete
Welcome Aboard by Inkess reviews
The story of ME1 told through the eyes of Teresa Shepard and Garrus Vakarian from the moment they first met. Prequel to No Shepard Without Vakarian/Rhapsody in Green. (Active.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,393 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Hope Chest by Lachdannen reviews
In the aftermath of the Reaper War, as the Reapers are reprogrammed to repair and protect the races of the galaxy, Kasumi deals with the lose of the John Shepard, the man she fell in love with, and lost. Aria's Afterlife Entry of the September Writing Competition.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Kasumi G., Shepard (M)] - Complete
Steven's Sacrifice by The Urban Spaceman reviews
Twenty years after the battle for the Crucible, Commander Shepard reaches out to a man he once knew and respected. Space, it turns out, is a vast and lonely place, and even though he's sacrificed his own life to control the Reaper threat, Shepard is still only human after all.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Fields by Dash Driver reviews
Many thoughts race through one's mind when they are about to meet their end.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Zeitgeist, Volume One: Black Edelweiss by The Black Sluggard reviews
Two weeks after Claire Bennet's televised leap from the Ferris wheel, the 12th handles it's first case delving into the strange world of specials. Evidence points the investigation toward a former Company Agent, a man Noah Bennet would swear up and down doesn't exist. Pre-slash, Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan. Follows "One Giant Leap". Complete.
Crossover - Heroes & Castle - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 117,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - [Javier E., Kevin R.] Noah B./HRG, Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Garrison by The Urban Spaceman reviews
Life can be lonely for an angel who walks the Earth, even when he has his brothers and sisters to walk beside him. Castiel, one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Castiel - Complete
Unforgiven by Lachdannen reviews
Entrance for August Writing Competition Prompt: Six months after the Crucible Fires, from Joker's Perspective, Destroy Ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Joker - Complete
From Ashes Hope by Full-Paragon reviews
The galaxy has been destroyed. Mass Relay's lie in ruin. Everywhere, things are barren. On a colony, far from earth, one woman tries to bear her burdens while easing others. She tries to remember the past, and in it, she finds a future.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Kelly C., Aeian T. - Complete
The What The F Effect by Osage reviews
Jack has some choice word for Shepard during a 'refuse-ending' scenario. [Made for Blu's August competition at Aria's Afterlife forums]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Jack - Complete
Dreams of sorrow by The Outlander reviews
Plagued by dreams, Chakwas keeps a journal to record her nightmares as well as her dealings with the xenophobic citizens of Earth. One-shot, post-destruction ending. Written for the August competition of the Aria's Afterlife forum.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Dr. Chakwas
A Day in the Life of a Big Goddamn Hero: The Collection by time2thrASH reviews
Zaeed Massani isn't used to dealing with other people. While he is a Normandy crew member however, he doesn't have much choice in the matter. The day has already started badly - will it get any better?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Zaeed M., Jack
The Mad Russian by bluekrishna reviews
Oleg Petrovsky. Whatever happened to that guy? Well, here's a little story about it. Post-Reaper War with tiny bits of just before the Crucible fired as a sort of prologue. Written for Bluninja's August writing competition 'What I Did This Summer'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2013 - O. Petrovsky - Complete
Hope Among Rubble by Joryn282 reviews
This story takes place the summer after the Reaper War. It is from the perspective of Tali when the Normandy makes it back to Earth. This story was written for the August writing contest in Aria's Afterlife. Shout out to Palaven Blues for being a beta for it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Graded Absolutism by orchidcactus reviews
After Shepard destroyed the Collector base, the Illusive Man decides to correct an error he made during the Lazarus Project; he should have let Miranda put in the chip. f!Shepard/Thane; f!Shepard/Garrus. Post-ME2/ME3 AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,096 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Something from the Citadel by Random Equinox reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I used to be a cop. Now I help those who can't help themselves. I spend my days and nights on the Citadel, the glorious centre of the galaxy, trying to eke a living. It's not easy or glamourous, but it has to be done. Someone has to stand up, when all hope is lost...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,495 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
Death conquers all by The Outlander reviews
They said it was a suicide mission, and they were probably right. But Zaeed Massani's going out a big goddamn hero! One-shot written for the July death scene contest of Aria's Afterlife forum.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Zaeed M.
Keelah Se'lai by Full-Paragon reviews
In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. Updates every four days, rain, shine or apocalypse!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,088 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Good Enough by Osage reviews
Miranda Lawson's last moments on the collector base. [Written for Rev's July competition for Aria's afterlife]
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Complete
Living is Easy with Eyes Closed by theherocomplex reviews
How could I love such a man? In truth, I still do not know.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Thane K., Irikah K. - Complete
Galactic Life, and Reapers by LegionN7 reviews
What if we actually lived in the Mass Effect Universe? How would our lives translate into this rich universe? This collaborative self-insert shows how, even coming from all walks of life, some things can bind anyone together. How will this sundry group of unlikely heroes cope? DISCLAIMER: Nonoriginal characters and locations not owned by any authors; all Bioware/EA. Starts pre-Me1.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,100 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013
Dresden Gets Schooled by Chengar Qordath reviews
A year has passed since Harry Dresden, wizard-for-hire and Winter Knight, rescued Equestria and the Elements of Harmony from the clutch of the Denarians. Why wouldn't he jump at the chance to return to Equestria to visit his (very) colorful friends in a totally peaceful and uneventful vacation? Because he's Harry Dresden, and life rarely lets things go so smoothly for him.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sunset Shimmer, H. Dresden
Laundry Day by Aelia Douglass reviews
Shepard has a small sock problem. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Earth Lies so Far Below by MizDirected reviews
In his last moments, Admiral David Anderson has so many things he wants to say. Written for the Aria's Afterlife July competition... canon death scene in 1000 words or fewer.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Shepard (F), D. Anderson - Complete
Too Late by Inkess reviews
Garrus returns to his base of operations on Omega to find his squad dead or dying. For the "Death Scene" contest on Aria's Afterlife forum. (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
The Right Thing by Stephensmat reviews
She knew he hated it. Hated the entire campaign. She hated it too; but she knew there weren't any options. When there was only one choice left; you followed through, no matter how terrible that choice was. But The Man that they had poured their hopes into could see nothing but the choices he didn't take. Good Cole, but with Evil ending. Post Infamous 2. Spoilers for both games.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,323 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Cole MacGrath, Lucy Kuo, Sasha, Kessler - Complete
Welcome to Earth, 2013 by Bronzedamazon reviews
I was headed home from work one night when a crazy lady in cosplay stuck a gun in my face as she tried to steal my car. After realizing that it was Commander Jane Shepard, I'm now on a mission to take her to Bioware in Canada with my brother who can't seem to keep his hands off of her and his mouth shut.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,627 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
A Colder Shade of Pale by guardianofscrewingup reviews
When children in the town of Burgess are found frozen to death in their beds, the Winchesters go on the hunt for the creature responsible. Local lore tells of Burgess being the origin place of the winter spirit known as Jack Frost, and thinking he's the killer, the boys set out to put Jack down for his final rest. Jack, however, has other plans...
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,026 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
The Care & Feeding of Spectres by Aelia Douglass reviews
Commander Jane Shepard finds herself romantically pursuing a Turian Janitor. [Reaperless AU]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,926 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Shepard (F)
Commander Shepard's Rude Awakening by Bronzedamazon reviews
Commander Amiee Shepard was sleeping soundly in her bed, getting some much needed sleep when she realized that she was not alone.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Scion Effect by Arthur Hansen reviews
Toni Shepard, N7 marine and tapped for security of the SSV Normandy. Everything was so much more simple before giant black armored dreadnaughts, killer robots and... one young girl that fell down a rabbit hole? Scionverse - Sidestory.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Scion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Shepard (F)
From One Trickster To Another by The Urban Spaceman reviews
Two powerful omnipotent beings battle it out for the title of 'King of Tricks'... but who will emerge victorious?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Reach and Flexibility: The Hackett Way by Arcana Mortis reviews
What happens when Admiral Hackett challenges Garrus and Kaidan to a test of reach and flexibility? This story is based on a dream I had last night. Best dream I ever had. Enjoy :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Admiral Hackett - Complete
Don't Fear the Reapers by Inkess reviews
The Leviathans have created an artificial intelligence to help them solve a problem. But what if said Intelligence decided they are part of the problem? Written for the "Historical Events in Mass Effect" competition in the Aria's Afterlife forum. (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Catalyst - Complete
Walls by Inkess reviews
Diagnosed as an Ardat-Yakshi at an early age, Falere had lived her entire life within the Monastery's walls. This is the story of her life, from the moment of diagnosis to post-ME3. (On hiatus.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Falere, Rila
Normandy Entertainment Presents, a Good Shepard Production of by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
Set in a parallel universe similar to Illyria Shepard's, where the Normandy is actually a travelling production company and instead of pulling impossible missions, they pull off impossible multi-species productions of everyone's favourites of Film, Television and Theatre! FShep/Liara, Garrus/Tali, Joker/EDI. Updated whenever. NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LEAVE THEM IN REVIEWS!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
In the Hero's Shadow by Random Equinox reviews
On some level, everyone owes a part of who they are today to people they met in the past. For Shepard, that means it's time to honour a long-overdue debt... and the inevitable trouble that comes with it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,002 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Curiosity by MissNinja13 reviews
The words fell out of her mouth before she could stop them. And even when she had a chance to take them back, to pretend she'd been talking about something else, she didn't. Now Garrus Vakarian was standing in front of her, stammering something about how he'd be willing to try. What the hell had she done? Renegade Shakarian, ME2 and probably into ME3 later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Growing Pains by Ensimismada reviews
Four days after the explosion, Cole MacGrath wakes up in a hospital, confused and changed. Gameplay begins on day 14. This canon-compliant novel explores the 10 days in between: the battles fought, the friendships tested, and the destiny forged.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,980 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Cole MacGrath, Zeke D., Trish D.
A Valediction by theherocomplex reviews
Today is the day of days.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Fools, All of You! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
What began as a series of harmless pranks aboard the Normandy quickly escalated into something way over the team's heads. Just how does April Fool's Day on Commander Shepard's ship go down? Rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker, Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Surrender by artistic mishap reviews
Garrus has never been able to say no to her. Companion to "Forfeit"; set between chapters 18 and 19.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Mask of Sanity by reading reviews
Bodies in a small town bring the Criminal Minds team and the Winchester brothers into town, but with different missions. Strangers and Angels 'verse in the SPN fic world.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,070 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Jacob's Baka Day by Full-Paragon reviews
When Jacob overhears that no one finds him interesting, he is at a loss as to how to change his self image. Lucky for him, Ken and Kasumi have a plan, and are going to turn Jacob into the Baka Day hero and the most interesting man on the Normandy. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Jacob T., Kasumi G., Ken D. - Complete
Across the Sea by TheRev28 reviews
It's time for Commander Shepard to make the choice. With Thane gone, it's likely to be her last choice before joining him across the sea. With her ultimate mission accomplished, can Shepard survive in a world without Thane? Does she even want to?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Joke's On Who? by Rockycombo reviews
Miranda started it, and Shepard will end it. But not nearly as soon as you'd think. Lighthearted piece for the April Fool's competition on the forum Aria's Afterlife. It still counts even if it's not April First!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
April Fools Challenge - Who is the fool and the fool's fool? by Maya Aodhan reviews
Things have been too serious, and someone decided to start a new tradition on board that was very old back home. A one shot in response to the April Fools Challenge set on Aria's Afterlife!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Ashley W., James V. - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Sunblock by Inkess reviews
It's a bad idea to go out on a sunny Palaven day without proper protection if you're a non-turian. Shepard discovers this first-hand and opens a can of worms she kept carefully sealed. Post-Destroy. (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,259 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Who's the Best er by Tjin reviews
Xander dresses as a rather... interesting character.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Xander H. - Complete
Yippee-ki-yay, Cerberus! by Full-Paragon reviews
When no good terrorists attack Bailey's station, he knows he's the only man for the job. No matter what, he has to get Cerberus off his station. In continuity for Keelah Se'lai, featuring a sneak peak at Am-badass-ador Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Kelly C., Kal'Reegar, Shepard (M) - Complete
Gratitude by Aelia Douglass reviews
Kaidan is grateful for his time with Shepard. A drabble inspired by a tumblr post. Written because REASONS. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
On a Wing and a Prayer by Lady Eglantine reviews
Shepard gained quite the reputation on the SR-1 as a terrible driver. With the discovery of the M-44 Hammerhead on the SR-2, that reputation continues to follow her. Collection of connected one-shots. Takes place during ME2. Heavy emphasis on Shakarian. Rated M for Part 4.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Education by R3aper reviews
A late night discussion with a Turian Vigilante and a Test Tube Krogan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
A Month's Minding by orchidcactus reviews
She is an angel of wrath; he follows like death's own shadow.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Are-Are You Crying? by Trishata96 reviews
After the war, Cortez finally finds someone to love again. And for all their bickering, there's only one person he wants for his best man: James Vega. KinkMeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2013 - James V., Steven C. - Complete
Blue Rose of Normandy by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Garrus discovers the wonders of the Valentine's Day celebration, he undergoes the trial almost every man faces at some point in his life - to get his significant other the perfect Valentine's gift. In this case, Shepard. What's a turian to do in a time like this?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Incoming by midnightluck reviews
Eureka has a problem of the giant robot variety. Nathan Stark doesn't specialize in putting down giant robots, but he may know a Stark that does.
Crossover - Eureka & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Nathan S., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hold On to Love and Carry On by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Kasumi and Keiji spend Valentine's Day together, not knowing it would be their last but knowing that what they shared was a deathless love that defied all bounds. A submission for the Valentine's Day competition at Aria's Afterlife forum.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Kasumi G. - Complete
Valentines Blues by Llandaryn reviews
My submission for the Valentines Competition at Aria's Afterlife. The heart-wrenching tale of one writer's struggle to come up with an original romance idea.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
Cannonball by Kendoka Girl reviews
Niftu "Cannonball" Cal really is a biotic god. Some fun poking done at multiplayer.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Diana A., Blasto - Complete
Flower of Tuchanka by Full-Paragon reviews
Discovering a female to cure the genophage is Urdnot Wrex's lifelong dream. But can he get her to join Clan Urdot? Does a krogan even know what love is? In continuity with Keelah Se'lai, one shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/9/2013 - U. Wrex, U. Bakara - Complete
Full Body Massage by Rockycombo reviews
It's amazing how much you can mean with only three words. And as Tali relaxes with Shepard after they defeat the collectors, she figures that out for herself. One shot for the Valentine's Competition on Aria's Afterlife.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
EDI's Search for Purpose by Inkess reviews
After discussing her purpose with Commander Shepard, EDI decides that she'll find one in her relationship with Joker. That means entering previously uncharted territory. Is she up for it or will the spontaneity prove too much for her? For the Valentine's Day competition in Aria's Afterlife forum. (One-shot.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Joker, EDI - Complete
The Fan Club by pixiedust8831 reviews
The aliens aboard the Normandy find a surprising figure in Earth's history and the adoration begins. masseffectkink prompt
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - U. Wrex, U. Grunt - Complete
White Halloween by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Jack finds out the hard way that using multiple snowglobes simultaneously is a bad idea, and now the very makeup of his reality has changed...drastically. For instance, North is a short, stubby man, the Easter Bunny looks like a giant ball of fluff and the Tooth Fairy is scarier than the Boogie Man.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack S., Jack Frost
The Many Deaths of Lantar Sidonis by Roarkshop reviews
A Mass Effect One-shot detailing the life and betrayal of Lantar Sidonis. This story runs parallel to my main Shakarian fic: Sense and Flexibility (meaning that it happens in the same timeline). History and timeline goes a little off-canon. Rated T for mild swearing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Lantar Sidonis, Garrus V. - Complete
Bro Effect by TenyumeKasumi reviews
A series using the Brotips at brotips dot com as prompts. Each fill has the potential to be about anything and everything - literally. Need I say more? Rated for language (mainly) though considering the amount of creative freedom, may include violence and innuendos as well.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
Warpaint by Aelia Douglass reviews
Garrus learns why Shepard paints her face, and then he shows her the turian way.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Rhapsody in Green by Inkess reviews
It's been 22 years since Commander Shepard sacrificed herself, making Synthesis possible. During that time, the galaxy has enjoyed a period of peace and prosperity. Not everyone likes the new galactic order, and it's up to Garrus to prevent Shepard's dream from falling apart. Sequel to "No Shepard Without Vakarian". (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,331 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,575 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Movie Night on the Normandy SR2 by Blackdeer7 reviews
Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Watch Over Her by Awska reviews
The story of a young asari girl, her baby sister, and the apocalypse. Set on Thessia about a week after the end of the Reaper War.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013
Closer by cassie.hack reviews
"Shepard listens to me!" "And you're single, aren't you?" Before she can stop it, her father's words have already managed to confuse Liara. Shepard couldn't be... could she?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Fort Normandy by Thanatos34 reviews
Joker decides to use alcoholic assistance, (on Kelly's advice), to get Shepard and Garrus to acknowledge their feelings for each other. Shenanigans ensue as things don't exactly go according to plan. Rated T for suggestive material, (i.e. Joker being Joker).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Calibrations Can Wait by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Releasing a potentially unstable krogan in the confines of the Normandy without anyone to help you was something only Shepard would even think of doing. Garrus is angry. He makes this known. Shepard is not happy. Aaand cue the awkward conversations.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
My Little Denarians by Chengar Qordath reviews
Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,414 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
One Way Street by Stephensmat reviews
It was supposed to be a month to a year. She knew once she started; there would be no going back; and she knew he hadn't really healed inside. The world was coming apart around them and there was no reason why she should push the matter; except that she was going to. Malik/Jensen; rated high T for Themes.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
Unprepared by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Adventures of a Space Hamster by Rockycombo reviews
How did Kaidan survive the collector's attack on Horizon? Why did Harbinger not fire on the Normandy when it came to extract Shepard's injured crew during the final charge? Why did Harbinger fly away from the beam? Find out here. Non-serious non-canon one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Heat Is Off by Stephensmat reviews
"Nobody could figure out what happened; but Nikki's 'Heat' went out instantly." The Professor continued, more to the audience, and the cameras, than to Castle. "Mister Castle; that was a gutsy move; to mess with the dynamic that had drawn and delighted so many of your new, and your mainstream followers." Kate heard the words and felt her heart stop.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Shine by Methos2523 reviews
With Halloween night planned ahead, Ethan makes the deadly mistake of involving someone real in his chaos, someone who doesn't take kindly to being yanked across the ocean by mystical means and forced into another body, leaving Sunnydale forever changed, along with a few other surprises for the Slayer and her friends...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 645 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Xander H., Alucard
NormandyNet by LegionN7 reviews
Shepard knows this will be a tough mission... so EDI creates an internal social networking service on the Normandy! You will want to read this. Seriously. And review it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (M), EDI - Complete
Bad Scifi by T-man626 reviews
A mummy-like corpse discovered in NYC brings Castle and Beckett into contact with a world that feels like a bad science-fiction novel.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,235 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Frequency by artistic mishap reviews
Shepard has a question for Liara. The answer is not what she expected. Companion to "Forfeit".
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Admiral Hackett - Complete
The Friend Zone by CarolineESOA reviews
Garrus and Shepard go for drinks on Illium, post-Horizon, and over hear a couple in an all too familiar position... This is completely separate from my other Garrus/FemShep fics. I wasn't going to write more, but then I did... Complete
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Shadows of Chaos by midnightluck reviews
Very Special Agent Tony DiNozzo is also Anthony, Prince of Amber and Duke of the Far Reaches, and it really isn't that much of a problem.
Crossover - Book of Amber & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
If You Give Loki A Book by ReadingBlueWolf reviews
When a moose appears on Loki's doorstep, he doesn't expect to talk to it. One-shot. *COMPLETE*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Love Messages by Inkess reviews
In the aftermath of the war with the Reapers, Garrus is left wondering what happened to Shepard, his love. The answer might be easier to find than he imagined. (One-shot.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
No Shepard Without Vakarian by Inkess reviews
My version of the FemShep/Garrus romance throughout ME3. Follows the game's plot, but there are also alternatives. The final chapter is up! Includes EC stuff! (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,600 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Naughty Nightie by Aelia Douglass reviews
Boone can't help enjoying the Courier's annoyance at her sartorial mishap.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - C. Boone, Courier - Complete
Walkies by Fernin reviews
Vigilance is in trouble. Following the 'Rainbow Dash Incident,' the Ponyville General Hospital's security guard finds his fitness questioned and his job in jeopardy. To save his job, the security guard agrees to supervise exercise outings for "Screw Loose," a patient he detests. Will Vigilance save his career & his sanity, or will the madmare's antics drive him barking mad?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
ME Legends: The Silent Step by KFish1 reviews
Based on one line from Capt Kirrahe's inspiring Virmire speech, this is the untold story of a STG legend "who defeated a nation with a single shot." SHORT story with all original characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Councilor Esheel - Complete
Affinity by artistic mishap reviews
After Garrus tells Shepard of his thwarted artistic inclinations, she shares a secret talent.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Time Slips Away by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Part Six of the DarkeSword's ReMixes Project, inspired by the ReMix 'Time Slips Away'. Opal has initiated a plan for vengeance - one of apocalyptic proportions. With time running out fast, can Artemis do all that is required of him?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Rundown by anonymous moose reviews
A mission goes wrong. Jack can't deal with the heat. Grunt can't deal with weakness. And a difficult choice is made.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Jack, U. Grunt - Complete
Introduction to Asari for Humans by Awska reviews
A collection of documents introducing various aspects of the asari to a human audience. Topics include physiology, anatomy, procreation, psychology, culture, and any other suitable texts.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2012
Second Guessing by tarysande reviews
To be fair, Shepard probably shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Whip and Wing by Fernin reviews
Daring Do and Indiana Jones pursue twin medallions to keep the artifacts out of the hands of their enemies and to keep the world safe... but when something goes wrong they must each contend with each others' worlds and foes if both are going to survive.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,294 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Daring Do - Complete
Slash Archive by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
How Fornax Changed My Life by kiwibliss reviews
Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Things Whispered In The Dark by Stephensmat reviews
She was very much like a wild animal. He had to let her come to him. Hard T, for heavy topics, but nothing explicit. Paragon Male Shepard/Jack fic. Jack had the most potential in the game. Now includes ME3, so Spoiler alert.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,128 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
Higher Stakes: A Fanfiction of the Dresden Files by Caustic Paladin reviews
Complete! Spoilers for "Changes," ignores GS. Harry Dresden returns to life, lands in the Nevernever, meets Buffy Summers, Xander and Dawn, who help him return to Chicago, then with his hunt for his killer. Ignores S-8 comics after "Time of Your Life."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 234,205 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Eagle's Fall by CharNobyl reviews
Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,362 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends by psychicscubadiver reviews
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,146 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Jackal by rednightmare reviews
History would say she was an animal. Myth would say she was a demon. The Good Thief would say she was foolish, belligerent, stubborn – blind. None of these are true. Viktoria always knew the cost of shaking Soulforge. She did it anyway.
Thief: The Dark Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Half Full by rednightmare reviews
There is a little more wine yet in the widow's goblet; there is a little more she has to say. Join the eerie Edwina Moira and a certain master thief as they sit down for a madwoman's toast on the tower sill.
Thief: The Dark Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Striped Like Me by Fernin reviews
M.L.P's Bridle Gossip, but slightly redone: Applejack is alone in her Poison Joke fun. Should she trust Zecora to set things to rights, or will the farm pony forever wear stripes? No, this is not a really long poem. Just the zebra dialogue rhymes
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Applejack, Zecora - Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Murder by midnightluck reviews
A series of murders up and down the coast catch the attention of the BAU team. And once they get into a case, they don't let it go, no matter how odd it may get.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, S. Reid - Complete
The Time of Discord by Megamafan16 reviews
To hide from Discord's attack, the Doctor takes the Cutie Mark Crusaders into his TARDIS...but their fighting causes them to be sent back in time, to when Discord ruled Equestria! Can the Doctor fight off Discord, and help these children get home safely?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Discord, Dr. Whooves - Complete
Turning The Other Cheek by Vixen Argentum reviews
Shepard teaches two teenage turians a lesson about keeping your hands to yourself. After all, boys will be boys regardless of species.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Forever! by Chengar Qordath reviews
Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
A Stranger Came to Quantico by DragonGate reviews
Three years ago, they decided he wasn't quite ready for the SGC. Now Dr. Jackson is back to recruit Reid, and the BAU team has a problem with this.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2011 - D. Jackson, S. Reid - Complete
You Tell Me to Kiss a Turian, I'll Ask Which Cheek by MidnightWriter99 reviews
"Okay then. Kiss Garrus. Left cheek." Fill for Mass Effect Kink Meme. ME1, General crew shenanigans.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Garrus V., Ashley W. - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Sing a Song of Scourges by midnightluck reviews
A Pocketful Of Snakes. Merl was just trying to do a friend a favor one summer, and ended up with a bit more than he'd bargained for, but it's nothing he can't handle. Or, How Merlin accidentally made the Stargate, but only kind of.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Book of Amber - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2011 - D. Jackson - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Stargate Equestria: Incursion by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 2: When a new threat enslaves Equestria, the ponies must turn to Colonel Jack O'Neill and SG-1 for help once more.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Inventions by midnightluck reviews
Follow-up to Minions; Robin versus the yellowing hordes.
Crossover - Batman & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Minions - Complete
Do You Really Want to Know? by Friendly Uncle reviews
Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Progress Side Story: Luna Vs the Threesome by Friendly Uncle reviews
Hoyden has a dream. A dream of Luna, Sundance, and activities you can't show on network TV. But could this dream ever come true? If Celestia has anything to say about it, it just might. Fanfic for "Progress" fanfic by AJT, NOT CANON.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Minions by midnightluck reviews
Batman thought he had broken Robin of bringing home strays, but then a minion follows Robin home. Can he keep it?
Crossover - Batman & Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Minions
Celestia's Teeth by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Princess Celestia surrounds herself with the most competent retainers in Equestria, but sometimes they go too far.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Marine Knots by FaithDaria reviews
Thomas goes to Washington, D.C. and is framed for murder. He calls the only person he knows that can get him out of this mess. Or, alternately, the 'Harry and Thomas' show goes to D.C.
Crossover - NCIS & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, H. Dresden - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
The Hunter by Lithos Maitreya reviews
One does not cheat Death without punishment. This is a look into the lives of those who con him out of his prey. Namely: Mother Gothel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - M. Gothel - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by Doppler Effect reviews
After the battle with the Father, the Truth accidentally takes a compounded price from Ed: His memories, his arm, and sends him to Washington D.C., where an NCIS team is conducting a murder investigation.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Edward E. - Complete
Counterparts 3: Serious Business by joshlamont reviews
Harry couldn't believe he was stupid enough to get caught. And to make things worse, when he finally breaks loose, there're some stupid muggles wandering about the place as if they won't get murdered!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate Scion by Arthur Hansen reviews
A mystery that will confuse Atlantis as someone that does not follow their rules.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Scion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
A Reversal of Owl Creek Bridge by Piccylo reviews
The Commanding Officer is ashore. XO Pressly has the deck. Oneshot, some Garrus/F!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
When You Come To The End Of The Day by Cressida Isolde reviews
The Courier tries to take her mind off her problems in New Vegas by taking a holiday - to the Sierra Madre. Boone and Veronica come along to keep her out of trouble. Sequel to 'If I Didn't Care'. ONE GIANT SPOILER for Dead Money. Postgame, technically.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,284 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Courier, C. Boone] Father Elijah, Veronica S. - Complete
If I Didn't Care by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of vignettes focusing on the Courier and her followers, and what she must do to save the people and the city she loves. F!Courier/Boone. Eventually.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Of Mathematicians and Lizards by A. Kingsleigh reviews
Left alone in her tower with only a dreary book for company, six-year-old Rapunzel makes an astonishing discovery. Oneshot about how Rapunzel and Pascal the Chameleon first met.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Of Cake and Computer Games by Eternal Density reviews
Sam is supposed to be taking a break. Jack wonders why she's still at her computer. This leads to fun situations. Also, cake. Yet another standalone fic that showed up demanding to be written.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - S. Carter
Daria: Oversoul by Trscroggs reviews
In a world where meta-humans are a fact of everyday life, Daria is amongst the strongest of the strong. Too bad for her that strength comes with a voice in her head and permanent confinement. For her own good of course.
Crossover - Daria & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Daria M.
The Banks of the Styx by 4th of Eleven reviews
Commander Shepard and Matriarch Benezia meet briefly in the afterlife.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect The Musical by Kendoka Girl reviews
Yes, it's Springtime for Saren. There's a Fiddler on the Citadel. Benezia at the dawn of a new age. The Thorian of the Opera.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Saren A., Shepard (F)
Forever, Not Long At All by Mede reviews
Because she didn't wake up new the next morning and stop resenting her family and the world's unfairness, and she didn't just let it end after thirteen hours with the Labyrinth or its King―and they found that worked for them.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
The Dry Spell by Ragtime Mouse reviews
He finally convinces her to watch Fleet and Flotilla with him. Oblivious Quarian/Hopeful Turian. Rated M for mature content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Loss by Stickki reviews
The Collector base is destroyed, but the cost is horrifying; only two members of the team survive. Will they fall apart as well?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Object of Desire by 4th of Eleven reviews
The Krogan woman who put in the single breeding request on Tuchanka wants to meet Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The One With Everyone Under Shepard's Bed by 4th of Eleven reviews
Jack convinced Miranda it would be titillating to have sex in Shepard's room. Their fun is interupted by unexpected visitors.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Capella by Ragtime Mouse reviews
Tali gets an unusual request from an equally unusual shipmate. Tali/Legion. Pure, unadulterated fluff on a fluff sandwich. T for Jack's potty mouth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion
Threesome by Remenants reviews
FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Doctor Patient Confidentiality by Kenyade reviews
While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Mordin S. - Complete
FanFiction Ruined My Life by BG Sparrow reviews
After getting rejected by my college to enter the only major I really wanted to do, I start to blame my obsession with Pirates for why I was too distracted to do my best. Jack & Co. don't take it lightly when I tell them I want to stop writing, however...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dawn Of A New Age by JA Baker reviews
A rift in the space-time continuum provides the Earth Alliance with the weapons it needs to defeat the Minbari at Battle of the Line, and the galaxy will never be the same again...
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,612 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 6,586 - Follows: 1,429 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Merc For Hire by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot. Still low on agents- following the events of Chapter 94 -the Vatican 'outsources' work to private mercenaries. But things are bound to get a little crazy with Deadpool on the job. Crack fic, but then... what isn't with Deadpool? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Lands Below by Inverarity reviews
Seventh grader Alexandra Quick returns to Charmbridge Academy. This year she will face bullies from another wizarding school, a secret Dark Arts club, and her father's scheming, but her most terrible trials await her in the strange and deadly Lands Below!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,084 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - OC - Complete
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Hybrid Theory by CnA Productions reviews
You know the story of the typical selfinsert? This is not that story.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 1,313,240 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Resuscitation of Agapé by Jessica-X reviews
As his 6th year at Hogwarts nears, Harry receives a pair of mysterious, conflicting owls. Evidently, Hermione is dying to tell him something, but whatever he was expecting is FAR from the disturbing truth... T:LVS, gender-bending :COMPLETE:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,738 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Key of Dagon by Don Sample reviews
COMPLETE! -- A chance meeting in London leads Dawn into a whole new world she hadn't suspected existed. This story takes place following Chosen and The Order of the Phoenix. (Chapter 2: Lunch has been edited to unfudge Remus Lupin's age.)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 187,125 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Unmasked A System Shock II Story by Dr Gonzo reviews
A short Story based on part of the game Spoilers Are few Please Read and Review
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2001 - Complete
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Slashto: Blue Shift reviews
What does it take to make the second-best porn parody of Blasto? Four unfortunate shlubs, in hock to Mr. Hock, have to find out - before he comes to collect. Written for the 2016 Mass Effect Big Bang, cover art by Calypso Tea.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Aethyta, OC - Complete
Mass Effect Reloaded reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
Ascension reviews
Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
Super Secret Spectre Santa reviews
Christmas is approaching on the Normandy, and the combat team and officers all receive messages with their target for a Secret Santa. Written for the December Fic Swap contest in Aria's Afterlife.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
A Night on Terra Nova reviews
On a dark night in a forest on Terra Nova, a young man recounts the true tale of the Prothean ruins nearby ... and the ghosts within that nearly killed his brother. Written for the Spooky October contest at Aria's Afterlife forum.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014
For a Few Shepards More reviews
Angela, Neville, and Victor Shepard wake up in a Cerberus facility following their destruction of the Citadel. Something else has been abducting colonists throughout the Terminus Systems, and instead of pulling in dimensional clones of herself, the effect is spreading. Three Shepards, accompanied by three Taylors and three Lawsons, set out to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jacob T., Miranda L., Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Lone Survivor: The history of Zaeed Massani reviews
For the Aria's Afterlife "Under-served Character" contest. A look back at the history of Zaeed Massani, from picking up his first assault rifle pre-Contact to the end of the Reaper war. Selected in memory of Robin Sachs, RIP. Lots of swearing, which you should expect from Zaeed Goddamn Massani.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Zaeed M.
Wreck-It Reaper reviews
Two teens plug their PS3s into Litwak's arcade and have to leave their games running. Commander Shepard and Cole McGrath step into the Game Station, but so do Harbinger and Kessler.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shepard (F), Wreck-It Ralph
Storytime reviews
It's Shepard's Day at Jack's, and her grandchildren want to know about the crew of the Normandy. Written for the September Contest of Doom at Aria's Afterlife, rated T because Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Jack, Shepard (M)] U. Wrex, Miranda L. - Complete
In the Shadow of a Reaper reviews
Moments away from deciding the fate of the galaxy, a strange hairy alien grabs Commander Shepard and takes her to a different station - Babylon 4. Rescued from there by the White Star, now Shepard and the Normandy find themselves in a new universe, where their people and their technology are unheard of, and a different threat looms over the galaxy.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - G'kar, Londo, Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Armor Plated Angel reviews
Commander Shepard, survivor of Mindoir, had a people problem and a love of technology. But there's one piece of equipment that's been there for him throughout his Alliance career - his M35 Mako.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Fallout: Equestria - Unburied reviews
When the radiation levels dropped, and the all-clear signal was given, Stable 92 decided to remain sealed, to ignore the outside world a little while longer. Too bad the Wasteland won't allow them to ...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Sunset Shimmer
Wheels of Fire reviews
I am Alliance M-35 Mako, serial number WEL-375. My strength is my Commander's. Her strength is the Alliance's. The Alliance's strength is that of all humanity. I suggest you start walking.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Ashley W., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Compound Interest reviews
When Saren attacks the Citadel, lots of people are rounded up by the geth. But they never manage to catch everyone. Written for the February contest in Aria's Afterlife. Warning: Contains large quantities of badass volus!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
Garrus versus Garrus reviews
Master thief versus vigilante cop - who will win? Kasumi brings Vakarian a copy of the new game, "Thief: Reliquary" and challenges his abilities as a detective. On probably permanent hiatus.
Crossover - Thief: The Dark Project & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Garrus V.
Torment Effect reviews
Just before setting out for Virmire, Hackett diverts Shepard back to Eden Prime, where an intact human corpse has been found buried beneath where the beacon was. Upon retrieval, the corpse wakes up. What effect will an undying man and his pet skull have on the battle against the Reapers?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Planescape: Torment - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,095 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Endurance reviews
For the September contest in Aria's Afterlife. Post-Control, the uploaded Shepard is trying to track down all of her teammates. Zaeed Massani is having none of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Zaeed M., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Prizefighting reviews
Tonight, our star fight is between two of the so-called gentle giants. First, from their homeworld of Dekunna, Perron! Second, a Citadel born and raised native, Oltaryn! A humor fic for an Afterlife challenge.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Alternative to Love reviews
For Aria's Afterlife Valentine's Day competition. Right before Shepard and Tali can finally consummate their love, they get interrupted by Miranda and Jack fighting ... again. Ch2: Aria reads an online dating profile for Mordin Solus, and decides to contact him.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Into the Light reviews
A death scene. Kaidan had to be left behind on Virmire, the sacrifice needed to stop Saren. These are his last thoughts before death.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Kaidan A. - Complete
A Fistful of Shepards reviews
One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
Ilos Awakens reviews
The Reapers have come, and harvested all that was the great Prothean Empire. Alone on Ilos, the last twelve people are awakened from cryosleep. Faced with the utter destruction of their civilization, they have one simple task - find a way to ensure the next cycle can stop the Reapers. For the May challenge on Aria's Afterlife.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
Harry Dresden, Wizard in Oz reviews
"I'm a wizard," I allowed hesitantly. "The name's Harry Dresden, from Chicago." "I am Theodora, and you must be the wizard prophesied by my father. You are here to save the kingdom of Oz!" I frowned at her, suspecting some kind of joke going on at my expense. Based loosely on the new Oz movie, AU for Dresden from the end of Ghost Story.
Crossover - Wizard of Oz & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Glinda, The Wicked Witch of the West, H. Dresden
What The Effect reviews
Discontinued. A hostile AI has taken over Citadel Station, and six heroes from other times have been brought here to stop it. None of these heroes know each other, none of them know this world or its technology, and their only hope to return to their own times and worlds is to stop a megalomaniac machine that already has control over a space station the size of a city.
Crossover - X-overs & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,155 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012
Shepard: Mass Murderer reviews
Shepard, mass fish murderer, was arrainged today by Citadel Council for crimes against fishkind. Several of her ship's crew were called upon to testify, alleging gross negligence from Yeoman Chambers and a horrifying first-hand witness report from former C-Sec officer Garrus Vakarian about seeing hundreds of dead fish kept in a macabre display in Shepard's personal cabin. Crack fic
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Quarian-Princess Bride reviews
Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Shards reviews
More serious sequal to Lord of Distractions. The Worldstone is shattered, Belial is plotting, and Diablo has returned to the mortal realm. Can the seven heroes reunite and save the world one more time?
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Belial, Diablo - Complete
Lord of Distractions reviews
Seven unlikely heroes are chosen by the angels to stop Diablo before the Lord of Terror can free his brothers. Of course, they're unlikely for a reason. A Diablo2 parody!
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2013 - D. Cain - Complete