Cakes Blargh
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Joined 11-28-12, id: 4388842, Profile Updated: 07-12-17
Author has written 10 stories for Prototype, Elder Scroll series, Dresden Files, Overwatch, and Familiar of Zero.

Real Life being Real Life. Reeeeeeeeeeal fucking busy. Still fucking busy.

Cakes Blargh here, butchering English grammar since 1995!

Current Muse: Working on Champion of Zero (in a neverending editing hell). Flipping back and forth with Strange Growths.

Story Status:

The Fall and Rise: INDEFINITE HIATUS.

Old Fool: hmmm... *feels conflicted* (Paused from editing hell). Woah, I realize how old and awful my writing is back then.

A Beautiful (More Like Maddening) Partnership: Chapter is being written. Scribbling down future plots and rereading important plots of Dresden Files. Rereading Cold Days and Skin Games just in case I fucked up. P-p-procrastinating!

Elder Scrolls Scribes: Next chapter is almost complete, just need cleaning up and polishing... as well as previous chapters. EDIT EDIT EDITING. Also, needs a beta. P-p-procrastinating! (FFS, this is editing hell right here. The chapter is still there I just need to sort out other stories FIRST).

Champion of Zero: Chapter 15 has been posted, now onto the next. Did some editing, I'm not sure if I'm still happy.

Dearly Beloved: Oh yeah, totally start a new story. That's what you really need considering the other stories you promised to write their chapters on! I have no shame. This fic was inspired by Old Fool and Champion of Zero. Due to numerous plot bunnies, and the fact they don't just fit in. Old Fool was supposed to be series of one-shots. If I try to mash it into CoZ, it would distract the current plot and story... which already has a lot that needs to be tied up.

Crown and Staves: ZnT Canon Divergence AU Joseph centric (Notice the theme with the crazy characters here?) An on and off project really. Currently, it's off...

Strange Growths: The muse has taken me. Too... much... too... write! Strange Growths is going through rewrite and editing. Nothing biggy. Some chapters I'm happy, others I'm not. Now onto the chapter I've been wanting to write since its conception. There's another Prototype story that may or may not be released soon.

Loves drawing, reading, and writing. Author sometimes does silly mistake on her grammer (AHAHAHA, grammer! Grammar, bitch!) due to her stupidity of starving herself while writing or simply rushes her proofreading, but the major cause of her errors is due to English being her second language (or there's something wrong with her head).

Her most favorite books, games, [insert media e.g films] are:

-David Edding's books

-The Chronicles of Darren Shan

-Percy Jackson and the Olympian series (not the second. The plot was dull. A shame too, it felt it could've been executed better in many ways.)

-Northern Lights, Subtle Knife, Amber Glass

-Chaos Walking series

-Thursday Next series

-OFF by Mortis Ghost.

Other stuff she likes:

-Mythology. Mostly the Norse Pantheons. Especially Loki, the oath-brother of Odin. (That asshole trickster is a loveable bastard, how else did he manage to stay alive beside having luck at his side.)

-Alice in Wonderland (not particularly the book but the concepts it has in its story. It has madness in it plus the Cheshire Cat)

Hates:

-Most of the internet and youtube that have corroded some part of her mind when she just innocently looks up on a perfectly innocent keyword.

-Prototype 2. I'm sorry, this has finally earned my hatred. Why? There's this bunch of Wesker clone running around, disguised as Mercer. God this guy killed so much... hell I actually like Heller (not so much) because he gets to punch this Mercer impostor in the face!

-Stupid politician and government

-Sometimes her brain which can be a major trolling prick whom she loves to laugh with (it's a complicated relationship)

-Ransom my Heart (due to some evil friends she has, she was forced to read the evil book that killed some of her brain cells while her friend gets to read a perfectly wonderful novel she'd recommended. Her friend ended up happy in the end due to the novel's awesomeness. She was bleeding her brain out at the end after zipping through the pages of doom.)

-Twilight Series and most typical Teenage Adult books.

-and much more...

Stories and Ideas

*Soul Nomad (Soul Cradle) crossover with Soul Eater. From Evil path, post- good ending, Male!Reyva is stuffed in that accursed black sword with Danette as the leash holder. If Danette wasn't there, he would have fucking eat the souls of any current owner of the sword.

Well, that would put Danette into the spotlight. Since she has to choose whether to let Reyva 'To eat or not to eat' while keeping the leash tight on him from possessing anybody. So you basically have a sword that holds a powerful being that can destroy worlds, with added risk that very being could eat the soul of the current owner.

Now make Layna, his sister, the only one who could wield the sword even without Danette holding the leash. Why she's the only one besides the reason of her being Median's daughter? I don't know, maybe Reyva likes to put worms inside his sister's head from that enigmatic mercy of his. (Now that I think of it, this reminds me of War and his Chaoseater) Which fits his character since he let them defeat him in the evil path ending... for some reason or not.

The point is, there's character development here. Interesting character development between them. We didn't get much bonding with Layna in the game, and she's technically the most badass female character too.

Now shove them into Soul Eater world, and what do you get? ...shit. (Legendary Technician Layna and her Weapon, the Onyx Blade!) Well... this has major potential which can roll itself into any crossover.

*The Fall and Rise: A prototype 2 AU focusing on the psychological side, the fight against one's nature, the mental struggles with morals in one's action, and the affect and consequence it has. Main Characters: Alex Mercer. Dana Mercer. PARIAH. Elizabeth Greene. James Heller. Focusing on making the story unique and not just an "unscrewed" version of P2.

*Prototype crossover with Borderlands 2. In trouble with the galactic authorities, no problem! Come to Pandora. The Planet where heroes are shot in the face and authorities belonging to psychopathic fascist with big guns... or those top of the foodchain! Need to make fortune, a name for yourself, no worries! Pandora is known for its hidden treasures such as the Vault filled with Eridium, or the expensive loots of your dead enemy. What more can you have, minions! It's a playground filled with illegal overpowered weapons and evil midgets... and uh, monsters... plus Alex with the Bane. XD

*Prototype - Subject: PARIAH. A deal of disconcerting series of one-shot and drabbles of experiments, trials, tests, reports, hallucinations suffered. Not in chronological order. Featuring the elusive, enigmatic boy who for 40 years remained in captivity by the time of 2009. If the boy is the final purpose of all life form, a being more than Zeus, why hasn't he released another Outbreak. Was it the hivelink connected to him, or did Blackwatch succeeded in their project: Crusade. (I so want to write this, some scenes are running in my head but they're not connected.) -- WROTE IT!

*Elder Scrolls Scribes: What would happen if the Champion of Cyrodiil and the Nerevarine came back in time for the Dragon Crisis. What would happen if they met each other with the Dragonborn. What would happen if they mentored the Dragonborn? Results: >:D Plus characters from previous games might pop up...

*Elder Scrolls crossover with Zero no Tsukaima(Familiar of Zero). Remember Oblivion? Remember how Bethesda made an XBOX trailer that depicted a noble, heroic, adventurous Imperial Knight? Their version of the Champion of Cyrodiil. He's actually a tragic figure. Why? Remember the quests? SPOILER:

-Nine damned Divines Oblivion's Main Quest! Gods dammit! While everyone runs around screaming as the apocalypse comes crashing down on them. Guards were retreating, and towns were burning. You're the only brave(nutty) one to walk into the Oblivion's gate, into the Deadland's(property of one of the mean Daedric Princes) alone. But in the end, all those struggles, those bloody hard works to keep your best friend alive and onto the blimmin' throne, gone with a whoosh. Not to mention the whole damn quest is actually a reminiscent of what Alessia and Pelinal had to face, especially when it comes to fighting against an army of Daedra contracted by elves and earning back The Ruby Throne. Now, what race was Mankar Camoran again... It would make sense a lot if you know the concept of mantling.

-Mage's, you ended becoming the Necromancer that uses your mentor's soul for the power to resist Mannimarco. That, or you just did what Pelinal did to any elves who dared challenge him in a duel. You went Divine Crusader and the last one happens to be batshit insane and powerful...

-Thieves', you're crazy enough to think you can rob an Elder Scroll from the Imperial Palace that's guarded by its psychic, mental guards (on edge due to emperor's assassination) and blind seers who can hear you like gods-damn bat.

-Fighter's, you kill people you'd once help in your hallucination caused by the Hist's sap.

-Arena's, you're technically crazy, Nord crazy for wanting to be a gladiator and a participator of a bloody sport that can kill you.

-Dark Brotherhood's, you kill your own "family", willingly to purge them and then you saw your mentor's dead body strung up, mutilated while everyone around you was sickly cheerful. All you kill... for nothing.

-Knights of the Nine's, the original Divine Crusader, Pelinal Whitestrake, he's technically a frothing berserker that can delete lands in his rampage and also have nuclear laser blast in his left hand. And the Prophet, avatar of Talos, says you embody him.

-Shivering Isles', if you did all those quests, or just the Main Quest and KOTN, this actually shows this heroic Imperial Knight, descending into madness or not sane at all. Leading him to walk into the Madhouse, becoming the Madgod. Actually, just check the fucking lore about Lorkhan, Shor, Champion of Men, the Divine Crusader, specifically Pelinal, and Sheogorath of course. There are some freaky parallels running between The Serpent and The Madgod. It's no surprise who the Champion of Cyrodiil really was... or became... or yeah.

And Louise happens to summon this tragic, insane, powerful figure.

There's also the Nerevarine, and all his artifacts (boots of blinding speed, anyone?). Now if Louise happens to summon PC!Dunmer!Nerevarine... yes, we've got a crack right here.

The crackiest idea, get PC!CoC!Sheogorath as Louise's familiar. Yeah! That'll end up good for the whole academy... or the world.

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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 338,082 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
Voices of the Infection by Ferric reviews
A series of one-shot stories, each 'chapter' is its own story, unrelated to the previous. Chapter 15 about PARIAH being a wonderfully innocent and sheltered creepy little child because a thing can be horrifying without being actively horrible and maybe that's the worst sort of monster to have to deal with.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,988 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/17/2009
Records of Change by Midnakdak reviews
With no familiar summone Louise comes to terms with the fact that she will have to teach herself. Still, leaving school means entering adulthood; marriage and politics included.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,217 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/9/2015
Phylactery by Shade40 reviews
Six years after the Promised Day, Selim is Homunculus and child. As he studies alchemy, Selim realizes it is possible to resurrect his family. The Homunculi deserve the same second chance that he was given, but while they struggle to embrace their newfound humanity, an unknown player comes with a deal that divides them. Post-FMAB with bits from 2003 series. For Homunculi-lovers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 246,931 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Envy, Pride, Mrs. Bradley, Selim B.
Let Them Eat Cake by Blacksteel1 reviews
The Widowmaker makes cake.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker
Heroes Never Die, My Friend by Poptard reviews
(Oneshot) As far as the world knows, Commander John "Jack" Morrison died six years ago. Jack is determined to keep it this way. Yet, the mask of Soldier: 76 can only hide his true identity for so long, because for one of Jack's oldest comrades, heroes never die.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Angela Z./Mercy, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76 - Complete
Better by Megamafan16 reviews
It's Order vs. Chaos in the streets of Rio de Janeiro as Symmetra tries to silence the protest-leading DJ Luico Correia dos Santos! Written in the style of shorts like Dragons, Alive, and others.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Sayta V./Symmetra, Lúcio S. - Complete
The Lost Children by vacant houses reviews
Prototype 2 AU. New York Zero is on the verge of destruction. Sergeant James Heller is pulled from the Red Zone to take part in a last ditch Blackwatch experiment to turn the tide against the Infection. Nobody said gaining a creepy voice in his head was part of the deal.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,513 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, James H.
XCOM: Viral Offense (Old) by Fw00sh reviews
Seven years after the infection of Manhattan, Mercer is bored. When a new threat to the world arises along with a whole new team to combat it, Mercer definitely isn't bored anymore. One thing is for sure, the aliens are in for a nasty surprise. Rated for language and violence. (Old: New Version in Progress)
Crossover - X-Com & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Peace of Akatosh by altairattorney reviews
You feel alone. But don't you ever watch the sky? I am right there, in the translucence of Aetherius, and shine light on you from every star.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Martin S., Hero of Kvatch - Complete
The Road to Kynesgrove by tapioca two-step reviews
Delphine hates fools and dragons. Unfortunately for her, Acajou's a little bit of both. When an accident turns Skyrim's resident Dovahkiin into an actual dovah and threatens her life with a dead dragon's ancient curse, Delphine must learn to set her many prejudices aside to save one of the very creatures she's vowed to destroy.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,342 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 7/10/2012 - [Delphine, Farkas] Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farengar Secret-Fire
If The Sky Could Dream (It Would Dream of Dragons) by OMGitsgreen reviews
"The story went like many other stories did. It was a tale of brothers." In a world where the fantastic lives and breaths and Dragons do not just exist in myths, the remarkable still has the most mundane of beginnings. And that was how the story of a boy who becomes a man too quickly, and a child he becomes stuck with came to shake an entire kingdom. Pre-canon to Canon *COMPLETED*
Akatsuki no Yona/暁のヨナ - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,702 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Yona, Shin-Ah/Blue Dragon, Four Dragon Warriors - Complete
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Showdown by DaBananaLord reviews
The end of a corpse-ridden road, the bloody conclusion to a madman's suffering. One-shot.
Hotline Miami - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/16/2014
Movie Night by GrinGrin reviews
Zeus changes his tactics. Hilarity ensued. (Blame Dana).
Crossover - The Thing & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Fangs Of The Forgotten World by fallen-wolfborn reviews
The Dovahkiin awakes to a very different world. The Elves are oppressed, the Beastfolk have fled and the Divines and Daedra are forgotten by the world. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember him. Discontinued, rewrite now up under title Wicked Man.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,463 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Amell - Complete
On Nirn: A Summary by the Mad-God by ThatWinchieGuy reviews
Sheogorath tells you about 5 heroes of Tamriel in the year 4E 204. This will probably be longer than it needs to be. Can't expect anything rational from that fellow. Oh, why am I talking about myself like that again? Haskill! Fix it!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sheogorath
Risen Flesh by altairattorney reviews
[Shivering Isles - Hill of Suicides quest] As my cursed spirit proves, He is not the god of laughter.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch - Complete
What Psychos Do by LittlePorcelainDoll reviews
I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Krieg, Maya
Exspecto, quis? by WDW reviews
Returning from his trip around the world, a tourist makes an unpleasant discovery.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013
Further Accords of Madness by LadyDragon1316 reviews
Of the 16 Accords of Madness, only 3 have been revealed thus far. But Sheogorath is not an idle daedra, and madness knows no bounds.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sheogorath
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Hachin by Eduard Kassel reviews
A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,773 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mulan, Shan-Yu - Complete
Unexpected Connections by WDW reviews
Nothing is true, everything is permitted. It was a routine assignment for the Assassins. Get in, retrieve the field agent, and get the hell out. It was just too bad that they didn't account for her overprotective, viral mutant of an older brother. No slash, no OCs. [[under renovation]]
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,748 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Second Chances by Annonimous4862 reviews
In which Bethany gets a new chance at life in a different, possibly better place. Oneshot collection.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,807 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Bethany H.
Of Vigilance, Mercy and Insanity by AugustinianFrog reviews
Some days you have to settle for what you can get. For a Vigilant of Stendarr, if a bad day involves shadowy plots and the inkling that you are at the whims of Divines and Daedra, you would pray dysfunctional teammates should be the least of your worries.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 149,971 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Science, Madmen and Dinosaurs by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
Alex Mercer had seen many things in his life. He'd seen slavering Hunters, the shambling infected. He'd seen the merciless nature of Blackwatch as they executed anyone who could oppose them. But never before had he seen a zombie dinosaur. CrackFic!
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Love You Madly by The Respectable Pureblood reviews
The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
Dovahkiin of Zero by sayain673 reviews
The Hero that claimed a Warrior's heart is summoned from the wintery land of Skyrim and into a foreign world to be the Familiar of Louise "The Zero" Valerie. This wasn't in the Conjuration section of the spell book. Cannot decide on rating for now.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,774 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Louise
Love Thy Neighbour by Autumn Butterfly reviews
Malintus Ancus muses on the unfortunate circumstances which led to the Champion of Cyrodiil moving into town.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Genesis by Hyliian reviews
"A virus does not feel. It does not think. It does not plan. It simply is. Actions and reactions. Instinct." My attempt at tackling a character as complex as Alex Mercer. Connected one-shots that may or may not create a cohesive whole.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Penance by Hyliian reviews
Alex Mercer in Thedas. Good Lord what have I just written. Not to be taken seriously. At all.
Crossover - Prototype & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 324 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
The Rose Bush by ladymouse25 reviews
A cross between Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast. Clarabell has lost her father and works as a maid for her Stepfamily. One day she is sold to the town's most notorious and cruel man.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,222 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
More Than Your Nature by Ruinus reviews
Oneshot. Mercer's musings at the end of the game. Ignores Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Curiosity by EbonyShroud reviews
Simple, she thought. She should have remembered that just because it seemed simple to think about, it did not mean it would go according to plan...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Paarthurnax, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Angry Birds by Olivia Crane reviews
Harry will never have an iPhone. Murphy helps soothe his pain. A funny little short, sort of Murphy/Harry. Please R&R! You'll enjoy it!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
The Lies We Believed by AliCloud reviews
"The men brought their captive into the light and for the first time Harry could clearly see the boy. He was about 16, with black hair that hung a bit over his sea green eyes." Percy's headed for Hogwarts, and all Hades is about to break loose.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Pocket Full of Posy by Dogmatix reviews
previously my drabble collection, but it turned into a fic. Alex is hurt, Dana is worried, and they're both crashing in a strange apartment in the City that Never Sleeps.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Child of Rapine by Lonerofthepack reviews
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... A retelling of the classic tale, where evil isn't perhaps as wicked as at first it might appear, and secrets are the currency of the day. Rated M for eventual sexual relations and mentions of homosexuality
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 74,765 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by xSummonerYunax reviews
Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Heather M., Laura - Complete
Bella Donna by Naniris reviews
Karen Parker faced her nightmare in an elevator. What followed after was worse. Warning: It's THAT scene, won't be pretty.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Karen P., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The King's Final Journey by vifetoile89 reviews
It is time for King Touchstone I to voyage on the river of death... but he shall not be going alone.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Touchstone, Kerrigor/Rogirek - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Focus by Shadowmistress13 reviews
Franny's convinced that Father and Son need bonding time. Her solution: Cornelius needs to involve his son in the inventing process. But knowing his son's penchant for chaos, the Father of the Future finds himself reluctant to do so.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,134 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Cornelius R., Wilbur R. - Complete
Assimilation by Caelta reviews
Dana is his last and only real connection to a life he thought he knew.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Old Kingdom Chatroom by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's OKT Rarefics Challenge. Sam and Nick experiment with Charter magic, and invent a chatroom. Mayhem ensues.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Frozen by Laguna's twin sister reviews
She was cold as death; he was warm with life. Could the same Gabranth who pierced her heart be able to bring her back to life?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Basch, Drace
Outcast by Lang Noi reviews
What would happen if, years after the New York City incident, Alex Mercer and PARIAH met?
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Frankenstein's Monster by Naniris reviews
As the game progressed, it seemed that Alex Mercer worried more and more if he was doing the right thing. In this fic, we explore how the mesh of thousands of minds molds his own.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Blood of the Ninth by Pied Flycatcher reviews
Baptised with a Charter mark, Nicholas Sayre now belongs to the world of the Old Kingdom. But what does the Destroyer's legacy mean for him? Nick wants answers. Mogget may have them. Oneshot, set after The Creature in the Case.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Nicholas, Mogget - Complete
Charades by Laguna's twin sister reviews
Two people playing a game of charades... a guessing game that often leaves players confused and acting all the more. Will they end up winning? Or would they continue to be lost in this game of make pretend?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,497 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Basch, Ashe - Complete
Never After by riversrunthroughme reviews
I wouldn't turn my back on my shadow at any time...and since your shadow seems so keen on rarely being empty, I certainly wouldn't if I were you, Hero. [post Twilight Princess] [cuz a busted mirror is so totally not going to stop anything, silly Midna]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sheik, Dark Link
In Our Allotted Time by Daemon hunter reviews
Sometimes a hated enemy can become a friend through the most unusual of circumstances. Set in-game
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ashe, Basch - Complete
A Moth to the Flame by Donatarion De Loriat reviews
Red has continued with her life after the encounter with the Wolf, thinking him dead. However, when he reappears and kidnaps her, she finds that he may not be as coldhearted and mindless as she first thought him... based off of : Little Red Riding Hood
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 230,434 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Well Met by siltstone reviews
Though she doesn't remember, Sabriel has met Mogget before. Mogget remembers all too well.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Summoning by siltstone reviews
Exactly what the creature was, he didn't know. Something that owed some loyalty to those of Abhorsen blood. And something that was more cooperative if you had something to offer it in return. Preferably fish. Future!Mogget
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Sister Spell by Sanaryelle reviews
Which Abhorsen invented the spell with the paper boats, and why was he driven to contact the dead? Mogget also appears.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Hunting for a Chance by meruhen reviews
A prince goes searching for something unexpected. A darker take on the Sleeping Beauty tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by aorin reviews
The Ronsenburg twins have peculiar ways in spending summer
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Basch, Gabranth - Complete
Safe by Pheonicia reviews
A dark and twisted tale of a talented thief caught in unusual circumstances. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Every Day A Little Death by The Knitting Cinephile reviews
What kind of sins should a man commit, thought Spike, that he should be flat on his back with a kidney stone, alone with a girl who has just hit puberty? COMPLETE. PLEASE R&R. YES, IT'S SILLY.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Edward, Spike S. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Love and Malice by Gryffindor-Gal3 reviews
-Finished- Prince Rhain rescues Keelin, an abused servant, from the clutches of her master, setting off a chain of events that threatens his kingdom and his and Keelin's very lives. My take on a Cinderella-type story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 137,242 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
A Conversation in the Sun by Lady Crysania Majere reviews
subtitled: "Yraels Bell". Mogget was once the Eighth Bright shiner, called Yrael, and it was his choice that bound the Distroyer. The Seven Charter who remain beyond the Ninth Gate have learned. They have sent back their spokesperson.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Published: 2/5/2003
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Champion of Zero reviews
Louise summoned the embodiment of madness, but she also summoned a champion, the seventh Champion of Cyrodiil to be exact. And all in one body. The youngest Valliere is definitely not ready to deal with this as with the world. Rated T for madness... you do know there's a side of madness that ain't pleasant, right? Beta: LZW
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,621 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch, Louise
Crown and Staves reviews
In which a sixteen-year-old Prince Joseph de Gallia summons his brother. ZnT Everyone Happier? AU
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26 - Joseph
Strange Growths reviews
Patrick Gordon. Accountant, divorcee, and attentive father. His bowling league think he's a little weird, but a nice guy. He's not what his mother wanted him to be... but when his 'brother' comes calling, he might have to embrace his family legacy after all. Sometimes a Pariah just can't run far enough away.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,449 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., PARIAH
Dearly Beloved reviews
You may try to abandon your title, you may try to run away from your throne. But when you kiss your mother's cheeks, when you tell your wife you love her, when you make those false promises, I would be behind those lips, in your mind, the twitch of your shaking hand. I am You, and you WILL be Me - a tale of the Champion of Cyrodiil who thought he could continue being a mortal.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15 - Haskill, Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch
That Day, That Sorrow reviews
In the middle of nowhere, in a war-torn corner of the world, an unexpected past has come to visit Doctor Angela Ziegler in the dead of night. Mercy and 76-centric. A series of one-shot, or a story with chapters not in chronological order.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Angela Z./Mercy, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76
A Beautiful (More Like Maddening) Partnership reviews
It wasn't everyday Dresden gets a peace of mind in his sleep, but lucky him... for tonight was different. Post Cold Days.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - H. Dresden, Sheogorath
Old Fool reviews
The last moments and the last journal entry of the Hero of Kvatch. A viewpoint through the eyes of Sheogorath during the Mind of Madness quest in Skyrim. Might be a series of drabblet later on.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sheogorath, Hero of Kvatch
Elder Scrolls Scribes reviews
The Dunmer living incarnation of their hero was last rumored to be on an expedition. Cyrodiil's seventh Champion simply had disappeared forever behind some portal on Niben Bay. And Skyrim's Dragonborn was coming. Then they met each other. Tamriel is not ready for these three - Mai'q the Liar.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - The Nerevarine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hero of Kvatch
The Fall and Rise reviews
"You should know, Zeus," Pariah said slowly. "Viruses are beyond life and death." Alex squinted at the six year old's words. "What are you saying?" Pariah smiled. A smile that would have mistaken as sweet when seen on a boy's face, but this creature was no boy. "Sentience is a tool for survival to the virus but like all tools, it can be discarded." -P2, AU. - Y R U reading DIS!
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,006 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012
What do we do now? reviews
An addition scene to the Prototype 2 ending or the beginning of Prototype 3. This is a One Shot.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete