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Joined 11-29-12, id: 4389771, Profile Updated: 01-13-19
Author has written 11 stories for Touhou Project, Pokémon, Maximum Ride, Ironman, Charmed, Hunger Games, and Xiaolin Showdown.

"Mwahahahaha... may I eat you?"

He shoves Rumia away from the camera. "Get back to Facebook, damnit."

"Hi, I'm Cybeast Falzar, avid fan of Touhou Project. I pledge allegiance to the fanbase god ZUN, who is right, just, and shows us the way to-*laughs* No I freaking don't. I may be a fan, but I'm not a religious observer of the series. They exist, mind you! I RP as Rumia in my spare time on FB, so I'd like to think I have her personality down nicely."

"He does. When's lunch tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime?"

"Soon, Rumia." He ruffled her hair.

She chomps his hand in reply

"OW!"

"Anyway, these stories may be kind of dark. Make sure you check the rating before you view them, and if you want a light, bubbly, romance story, EVER, you're looking at the wrong author. There's always darkness in my stories, reflecting the darkness in my and her heart. Isn't she just adorable?"

Rumia squirms cutely in front of the camera.

"OK, that's enough, Rumia."

"And if you think I'm a horrible person for these ideas? Got news for you, everyone has darkness in their heart. Besides, humans are naturally attracted to spectacle. Another thing the youkai don't have to deal with, right, Rumia?"

She responds by nomming his arm more.

"And one more thing. I deal with STORIES, not SHIPPING. I did EXACTLY ONE SHIP, and that wasn't the real point of the story, anyway. Any talk about about shipping around me is met with a blase comment about the post office or pricing."

Rumia stops and turns her bloody teeth to you.

"I'm still huuuuuuuuuungry."

"I think we should postpone this interview BEFORE this adorable cutie does something stupid like nom off your head."

He walked out without saying another word.


He came back without Rumia tagging along. "Sorry, Yukari rang, she wanted her blondie back. It's been a year since I started Impostor of Darkness. Things I learned from it and other stories in no particular order.

Winging it is a bad idea, plan ahead

Scheduling doesn't work

Pokemon Battles are boring to both write and read, they work best watched or played.

Gensokyo and the Gyms was a fantastic idea

Byakuren is not a god.

Material for bonus chapters is best unveiled in bonus chapters.

Sonanoka21093 is good at giving reviews and making me feel better.

Apparently, Stark needs "[to make] a Lunarians Buster Armor an shows them that earth is top dog.". Thank you, Fan Dumb, for these hilarious reviews.

If you write a tongue in cheek parody, people assume you're a hater.

Some person or persons, who shall remain nameless, gives people crap for bad fics without offering any ideas of improvement.

Byakuren is not a god

I'm engaging in Rule 50 by writing Strange Homecoming

I can't stand any byproduct of Rule 63.

You guys like my writing. Thank you.

Some Touhou fans are fuzzy as to official canon. If you think there's a problem with my story, PM me and explain the problem. I have been wrong. For EXAMPLE:

BYAKUREN. IS NOT. A GOD.

YOU GUYS LIKE MY WRITING! :D

OCs are tricky, especially when it comes to Touhou.

I characterized Mokou as stupid. Blame the Idiot Ball trope.

Anything goes if Yukari is the Big Bad.

Stick to your own crossover, don't toss in Porky Minch.

More to be added if I feel the need

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Harry Potter the Mutant Obscurus Gamer by GnomeBob reviews
The Fates of the MCU have written for Harry Potter to die during a failed Obscurial Transformation. A drunken conversation between the heads of the Marvel verse has changed that and Harry has ended up with Gamer powers among other things. Watch Harry go through Hogwarts, Kamar-Taj, and Xavier's institute as he learns to use his powers and level up. Contains a Flerken. Harem by Arc3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 115 - Words: 637,227 - Reviews: 7089 - Favs: 8,434 - Follows: 9,575 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Harry P.
Unfinished Business by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Spinoff of 'Ghosts of the Past'. When a school trip takes them to New Orleans, Carol Danvers is expecting trouble and Peter Parker is hoping to keep up his façade of normality. One's right, and one's deluded. Now, the future awaits, the past refuses to remain buried, and the fate of the world is in the hands of two teenagers who only kind of get along. What could possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,691 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Complete
Scarred Nights and Scarlet Knives by A Port In Any Storm reviews
A traveler awakens in Gensokyo with no memory of who he is or where he has come from. Armed with naught but a diary, he sets out to explore this exciting new world, noting down points of interest along the way. The more he discovers about Gensokyo, the more he also discovers about himself, and about his role in the fate of the realm at large. [indefinite hiatus]
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 143,920 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/24/2015 - OC - Complete
A Psychic in Hogwarts by The Forgetful Authoress reviews
When a letter claiming Ness is a wizard arrives at his house, Ness has no choice but to attend the school of wizardry and witchcraft, Hogwarts. But for what purpose? It Ness really a wizard? Or is he attending for a different reason all together? Story requested by Emako the Wolf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 419,197 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Ness
The Chords of Paradise by Zap797 reviews
When a young man tries to get a job on his travels, he ends up getting thrown into something he never expected that was possible! With only his trusty guitar by his side, he tries to get by in this new world the only way he knows how: Keep moving forward with a song at hand!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 270,869 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Alice M., OC] Mystia L. - Complete
Alola! A Shrine Maiden's Adventure by Madras Eclipse reviews
One day, in the skies above Gensokyo, an Ultra Wormhole appears, which Reimu goes to investigate. What follows is an adventure that will tie the fates of two lands together forever, and reveal some startling truths about Gensokyo's past.
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 394,057 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/26/2020 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Lillie, Hau, Marisa K., Reimu H. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 11,953 - Follows: 14,052 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Shadows: Part 1 by gamewriter2014 reviews
After a "coincidental" meeting with the Star Fox team; Samus Aran, Anthony Higgs, and Madeline Bergman must work with them in order to end a threat both are familiar with; the Aparoids and Metroids. Yet it seems there are many things unknown between the new group including who is the person in the shadows that seems to follow them that causes some distrust.
Crossover - Star Fox & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Fox M., Samus A. - Complete
XCOM: RWBY Within by DrAmishMD reviews
A strange anomaly causes the members of Team RWBY to find themselves in the midst of Earth's full-scale alien invasion with no way of returning to Remnant.
Crossover - X-Com & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,948 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Satori in Kalos by DeltaNovember reviews
Join Komeiji Satori on her journey through the Kalos region as she meets Touhou and Pokemon characters alike, gets in trouble with the notorious Team Flare and uncovers the most legendary of Pokemon. Will she make it all the way to the championship?
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,189 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Calem/Calme, Satori K. - Complete
Asylum by PrincessDystopia reviews
To Keiko, games are worthless. That is, until she finds herself trapped in one, alongside the most stubborn man in The World, Balmung of the Azure Sky. Now she must find a way to escape, deal with the gamer-girl obsession, and try not to fall in love.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Balmung, OC] - Complete
Sonic & Megaman Adventure by Pikatwig reviews
The Blue Blur meets the Blue Bomber in this big crossover event, join Sonic and Megaman in their adventure to find the Chaos Emeralds battle foes new and old and find Sonic's missing friends! (Status: On hiatus (again) and pending a re-write)
Crossover - Mega Man & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 195,324 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Rock, Sonic
Turnabout RWBY by TopSpun reviews
While on vacation at Vale, Phoenix meets some... "interesting" girls, to say the least. But, with their teammate and close friend on the line, its up to Mr. Wright to find the Ultimate Justice: The Truth. Now with more Plot and Stories!
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,999 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 6,981 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Universes' Finest by Game2002 reviews
Several of the girls from Gensokyo find themselves in what appears to be the outside world, but since when is the outside full of costumed superheroes and supervillains? This is the story I've been building up all this time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 197,109 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Complete
Watch The Hourglass by Speedy1236 reviews
... doors close when time is up. And once the door has closed on you, there is no escape. - An accident at a base of Dr Eggman's gets Sonic and Knuckles lost in space and time. Tails is left alone to deal with the consequences and has to get them back before it's too late. If they can survive that long, that is.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,173 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sonic, Knuckles, Tails - Complete
Malleus Maleficarum by NovaFloresca reviews
The Walpurgisnacht at an end, but it appears the Mitikahara crew's troubles have only just begun. Their actions have attracted all kinds of unwelcome attention, and this time the enemies play by a whole different set of rules. Part II of the Causality Loop series.
Crossover - Touhou Project & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 178,519 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Hermione, Daughter of Hecate by Harpygirl24 reviews
Hermione gets news that she never expected. She's the daughter of Hecate and her skills will be needed during her second year. A Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,714 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Hecate - Complete
Touhou: Journey to the Smashing Beyond by Game2002 reviews
Life was going normally for 11 inhabitants of Gensokyo until they are transported to a foreign world all of a sudden one day. Little do they know that this is only the beginning of their biggest adventure yet. Touhou/SSB crossover.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 765,586 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Predator Stalks the Night by WriterRoxas reviews
The much-feared youkai of darkness wants food. So she hunts.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Rumia, Yuka K.
Paper Mario X by Child at Heart Forever reviews
Paper Mario novelization with a twist: the X stands for crossover! When dark times come across the lands, and there's no use wishing on a star…sometimes the best thing to do is simply get Mario to fix it for you. But when he finds his story is intertwined with other heroes, Mario might not have to do it alone...and maybe even make new friends! [OLDFIC]
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 159,077 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Mario, Peach - Complete
MegaMan Battle Network: A NetNavi and a Mew Mew by Musashi the Master reviews
The novelization of Lan and MegaMan's battle's against the CyberTerrorists. Only now they getting help from heroes from other worlds...
Mega Man - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 114 - Words: 392,202 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Fusion of Destinies by Grey-X reviews
Harry Potter/Metroid crossover. During Harry's fifth year, a Muggle woman with amnesia and bizarre powers seeks him out, believing he's a link to her past. However, soon the two end up facing a biological menace capable of destroying all life on Earth, and the galaxy. RE-RE-EDITING COMPLETED ON 3/5/2022.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,907 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Samus A., SA-X - Complete
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A Cyber Hero and His Malicious Shadow reviews
A regular guy becomes enmeshed in Gensokyo via unconvential means, but he finds that out of all the things in Gensokyo to be afraid of, his worst threat is himself, as during the trip, his dark desires took their own form... This story is a far more detailed origin to my Yin and Yang OCs I use in RP, Cybeast and Lumia. It can be considered a reboot of Breaker of the Fourth Wall.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - OC, Rumia
Pokemon XD: Impostor of Darkness reviews
The main character of XD, Michael, falls prey to Nue. She takes his identity, and everything he had. Attempting to gain back what he had, he finds she is wrecking his status. An attempt to find her and clear his name thus ensues...
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,014 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei, Nascour/Jakira, Nue H. - Complete
Strange Homecoming reviews
After a most humiliating defeat, Hong Meiling set out to better herself! Her Mistress, a very pretty woman named Remi- OK OMI THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU WRITE A DESCRIPTION. So, Meiling was defeated by Marisa, and Remi said she could help her train and knew the right place, but it would take some time to make the arrangements. Said "arrangements" would spark an incident...
Crossover - Xiaolin Showdown & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Omi, Jack, H. Meiling, Marisa K.
Death Knell reviews
The last words you hear before you die at EX-Rumia's hands.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
A Hungry Guest At The Hunger Games reviews
It's the 74th Hunger Games... but this time, an unexpected visitor arrives, and she takes the term a LITTLE too literally... (Also hosted in the Touhou Wrecks X collection)
Crossover - Hunger Games & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Peeta M., Katniss E., Rumia - Complete
Spells Vs SpellCards: The Power of Three reviews
It's an "ordinary day" for the Charmed Ones... but it's about to get wacky even by their standards when a demon they've never heard of pulls them through a gap to a world they've never known.
Crossover - Charmed & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Paige M., Piper H., Cole T., Yukari Y.
EX-X Rumia on the SS Anne: Shadow Voyage reviews
Blue has defeated Red. But an unexpected foe from the shadows arrives for a personal confrontation, with the stakes being life and death!
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Concordia/Helena, Rumia - Complete
Iron Man and Houraisan! reviews
After the events of Thor, Iron Man worries about the aliens (as seen in Iron Man 3). However, it is a DIFFERENT set of aliens that come to bother him. There may be a follow-up, there may not
Crossover - Ironman & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Jarvis, Eirin Y., Kaguya H.
Seperate But Similar: Youkai and the Flock reviews
Maximum Ride was out on a stroll over the heavenly paradise that resulted at the end of the last book. She and the flock are attacked when Yukari launches Nitori's automated sentry drones on an "empty world". Realizing her mistake, she pulls Max and the flock into Gensokyo, where she offers to teach them danmaku. But she's bored again, so it's not quite that simple. One shot.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Max, Fang, Yukari Y., Aya S. - Complete
Touhou and Pokemon: Gensokyo and the Gyms reviews
What happens when you pair a Touhou with a Gym Leader or Elite 4 who shares the same personality or type? These.
Crossover - Pokémon & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Aaron/Ryou, Wriggle N. - Complete
Touhou wrecks X reviews
This here story has one purpose. Take a story someone knows. Then, one character is replaced with a Touhou OR a Touhou shows up out of nowhere. Finally, attempting to keep to the original personalities of the characters, how do things go? Does the story derail completely and go off on a meaningless tangent? Each chapter is its own one-shot.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Keine K.