Author has written 11 stories for Touhou Project, Pokémon, Maximum Ride, Ironman, Charmed, Hunger Games, and Xiaolin Showdown.
"Mwahahahaha... may I eat you?"
He shoves Rumia away from the camera. "Get back to Facebook, damnit."
"Hi, I'm Cybeast Falzar, avid fan of Touhou Project. I pledge allegiance to the fanbase god ZUN, who is right, just, and shows us the way to-*laughs* No I freaking don't. I may be a fan, but I'm not a religious observer of the series. They exist, mind you! I RP as Rumia in my spare time on FB, so I'd like to think I have her personality down nicely."
"He does. When's lunch tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime?"
"Soon, Rumia." He ruffled her hair.
She chomps his hand in reply
"Anyway, these stories may be kind of dark. Make sure you check the rating before you view them, and if you want a light, bubbly, romance story, EVER, you're looking at the wrong author. There's always darkness in my stories, reflecting the darkness in my and her heart. Isn't she just adorable?"
Rumia squirms cutely in front of the camera.
"OK, that's enough, Rumia."
"And if you think I'm a horrible person for these ideas? Got news for you, everyone has darkness in their heart. Besides, humans are naturally attracted to spectacle. Another thing the youkai don't have to deal with, right, Rumia?"
She responds by nomming his arm more.
"And one more thing. I deal with STORIES, not SHIPPING. I did EXACTLY ONE SHIP, and that wasn't the real point of the story, anyway. Any talk about about shipping around me is met with a blase comment about the post office or pricing."
Rumia stops and turns her bloody teeth to you.
"I'm still huuuuuuuuuungry."
"I think we should postpone this interview BEFORE this adorable cutie does something stupid like nom off your head."
He walked out without saying another word.
He came back without Rumia tagging along. "Sorry, Yukari rang, she wanted her blondie back. It's been a year since I started Impostor of Darkness. Things I learned from it and other stories in no particular order.
More to be added if I feel the need