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Joined 11-29-12, id: 4389778, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 4 stories for Captain America, Hunger Games, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Minecraft, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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(On Hiatus)

Solar Flare of Saturn

(Or Kaia2cooler)

IRL friends: Loopsylilypop

Likes:

Reading,Writing,horsesthe Harry Potter seriesPercy Jackson Series of booksRotgMinecraftP!NK,Yogscast,Bubblecube2,Green DayI love Black Veil Brides,Fall Out Boys,ParamoreHetalia,Attack on Titan!!! (Shingeki no Kyojin)BleachDeath NoteDislikes:Percy Jackson movies,Annoying girls/boys,Animal cruelty,Dancing,Being social,Not being allowed up later than 10 P.M

Gender: Girl

Mood: Weird

Age: Between 0 and 10000000000000000000

Favourite Hetalia Character: Iceland

Favourite Attack on Titan Character: Armin or Eren or Mikasa

Fanfic requests: I am accepting requests.

Fears: Spiders and Silence (Serious I'm not kidding about the silence bit it's called sedatephobia (I think) and I must always have background noise)

Pairings:

Hetalia:

1p!CanadaX2p!Canada (OTP)

PruCan,

GerIta,

PruHun,

AuHun (AustriaXHungary)

PoLith (PolandXLithuania) (2nd OTP)

Spamano

ChibitaliaXHoly Rome

GiriPan (JapanXGreece)

ChinaXRussia

SuFin

DenNor

HongIce

FranceXJeanne D'Arc

Attack On Titan:

LeviXHanji,

MikasaXJean (HorseFace),

MarcoXJean,

SAGITTARIUS
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers

Normal people, think being invisable is impossible. Hetalia Fan's, KNOW being invisable is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselve's because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fan's, wouldn't kill themselves's because they love themself's too much.

Normal people, say " Yolo and Swag ". Hetalian Fan's, say "Make Pasta not War ".

Normal People, love's Flordia! Hetalia Fan's, are smart enough to NOT go to Flordia.

Normal People, say they are cool. Hetalian Fan's, say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People, don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalian Fan's, already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People, don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalian Fan's, are Mother Russia.

Normal People, aren't heros. Hetalian Fan's, we are SuperMan!

Normal People, listen to JB and 1D. Hetalian Fan's, listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people, are rude and mean. Hetalia Fan's, is a family!

Normal people, don't belive in magic. Hetalia Fan's, live's with unicorns!

Normal People, won't repost this. Hetalia Fan's, will repost this!

Ye pledge to be a geek until DEATH, and If thou switch to thy normal side, LET THY GEEK-th GODS RAIN ANTI-FUN HELL A PON THEE! Ye pledge to NEVER let leave-iss another geek be hide thy! Ye pledge to DEFEND thy fellow geeks. Ye pledge to ALWAYS be KIND to thy fellow geek, both male and female. Ye must RESPECT each geeks differences, thy SHALL be punished by ye's Gods. Ye pledge to need to TRY to not RAGE QUIT and break thy COMPUTER, its gets ye angry and parents furious. Ye pledge to WEAR PANTS while playing video game-ness, ye also MUST take a food, drink, bathroom break every TWO hours. Ye pledge to not be thy PHONY and just want to be "COOL" like thy betrayer Justin Bieber.

Thy Pledge to be PROUD of being DIFFERENT. If ye take thy pledge and follow thy rules, ye will be accpected with open arms to the GEEK ARMY!

*Add your name! :D* Solar Flare of Saturn

Signed By Thy Geek God's/Goddess's: 20 Percent Awesomer,

Got this from some one, i give her a cookie :D

I am that one girl that walks home from school singing Englands Ending Song

I am that one girl that names all her classmates after Hetalia and My Little Pony characters

I am that one girl that would much rather be writing, drawing, or gaming than fighting and making drama

I am that one girl that doesn't care what others think.

I am that one girl that can manage to be happy and live with a mentally unstable family, and still love them

I am that one girl that runs around her room fangirling whenever she hears the word "Pasta"

I am that one girl that quotes Hetalia/MyLittlePony/SoulEater/BlackButler/AdventureTime/WalkingDead at school and doesn't care if no one understands her.

I am that one girl that enjoys roleplaying with her friend from Kentucky and stalking her Australlian, and British Friends profile,

I am that one girl that makes Internet friends easily, but still matains a heathly amount friends in real life.

I am that one girl that joins the Art Club, just so i can paint anime characters on the school..

I am that one girl that constantly calls her friend to tell her about yaoi! :D

The Real RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT 'SONG TITLE' DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Have fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? The Truth About Love (P!NK)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? AnkleBiters (Paramore)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? (One Of Those) Crazy Girls (Paramore)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Hate To See Your Heart Break (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Be Alone (Paramore)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Fast In My Car (Paramore...Again :/)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Part II (By...You guessed it; Paramore!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? True Love (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Last Hope (Paramore)

WHAT IS 22? Are We All We Are (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Walk Of Shame (P!NK)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Here Comes The Weekend (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Where Did The Beat Go (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Interlude: Moving On (Paramore)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Daydreaming (Paramore)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Interlude: I'm Not Angry Anymore (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Future (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Try (P!NK)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Big Girl (Sips_ And The Yogscast)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Slut Like You (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Hurts Like Heaven (Coldplay)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Where's The Modding API (The Yogscast)

:P

A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!

Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, DaIvanBraginski Solar Flare of Saturn

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood

(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

() You're very happy-go-lucky

() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

(X) You're a good artist (better than most)

(X) You can be clumsy

(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

() You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10) for North Italy [Not bad, not bad...]

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes

(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot

(X) You tend to get irritated easily

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out

() You hate French people

(X) You rely on people too much

() You would surrender in a war situation

() You often feel like people are after your inheritance

(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy [Pfft...that sucks! He's really fricken' awesome!]

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious

() Sausages are your favourite food.

(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog

() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

() You work very hard too hard...

(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'

(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

(X) You've had issues with money once or twice (Money? What money?)

(4/10) for Germany [That's five more than I thought I'd get XD]

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature (when I have to be)

(X)You think everything over before saying it.

(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

(X) You isolated yourself during childhood

(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time

(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

() You can seem cold/aloof to other people

(X) You're good at practical tasks

(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(7/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers

() You think you're awesome (pfft)

() You love to invent things

(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

()You can seem to be very brash to other people

() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

() You're terrified of ghosts

(X) You know aliens exist

() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

(X) You wear glasses

(3/10) for America [Wow...that's funny, actually XD]

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea

() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful (I don't cook often..)

(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

(X) You have tried doing black magic before(AND IT WORKED ((My enemy got sick the next day, mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, fear me)

(X) You get drunk quite easily. (The correct word is "HYPER")

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

() You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK [Oh...that sucks. I thought I'd have more.]

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate

() You think you have a great fashion sense (Fashion? What's that?)

() You like wine

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

() You love red roses

() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

() You're very proud of yourself

() You love culture and the arts (LOVE them)

() You're very flamboyant

() You say you're a gourmet

(1/10) for France [1/10 means I'm allowed to be around people!]

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.

(X) You're very tall

(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities

() You wear a scarf all the time

(X) You love sunflowers

() You love vodka

(X) You can seem intimidating to other people

(X) You're very strong (some of my friends say that...I don't know why)

() You have a big nose

(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(710) for Russia [Pfft...wow XD]

China (Wang Yao)

(X) You're very mature

() You're very superstitious

() You're very religious

(X) You love pandas

() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

() You love Hello Kitty

(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

(X) You work hard

(X) You're good at drawing

(X) You like sweets

(610) for China [Holy wow O-O]

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised

(X) You're polite (most of the time)

() You love classical music

(X) You like cake

() You have a mole on your face

(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

(X) You've composed music before

(X) You tend to call people 'morons' (fictional people don't count!)

(X) You wear glasses

(7/10) for Austria [I think I'm a Roderich fan...]

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people

(X) You look younger than you actually are

(X) You love hockey (I like to smash peoples faces with hockey sticks...does that count?)

() You love polar bears

() You hate fighting

()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

(X)You often get mistaken for someone else (my mum)

(X) You feel under-appreciated(mostly)

()You're bilingual

()You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada [Nope, nevermind...Canada FTW]

Cuba

() You smoke

(X) You're very physically strong

(X) You've won a lot of fist-fights

() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

()You like hot weather

(X)You can be very friendly from time to time

()You look very tough on the outside

() You make a very nice role-model

() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(4/10) for Cuba [Well...that's interesting.]

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth

()You like to wear flowers in your hair

(X) You used to be a very tough kid

(X) You're very reliable

(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

(X) You're very faithful

(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(9/10) for Hungary [FTW]

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited

() You're a bit of a hooligan

(X) You're very loyal

(X) You're very good at tactics

() You hate Russia

(X) You love to fight people

() You can avoid marriages quite well

(X) You're not always taken seriously

()You like drinking

() You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

So I am...

HUNAGRY FTW!

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

[X] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[X] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[X] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[X] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

[X] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

[X] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia (200 sub category's? WTF!)

[X] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

[X] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

[X] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

[X] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[X] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[X] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[X] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

[X] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

[X] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

[X] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

[X] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

[X] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

[X] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

[X] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

[X] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[X] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[X] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[X] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

[X] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

[X] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars (yes I went there..)

[X] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

[X] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[X] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[X] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

[X] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

[X] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

[X] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

[X] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

[X] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

[X] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

[X] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

[X] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

[XXXXX] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

[X] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

[X] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

[X] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

[X] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own

] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

[X] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

[X] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory)

[X] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

[X] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weep like a little girl

[X] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you

[X] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

[X] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[X] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[X] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[XXXXX] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

[X] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

[X] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[X] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

] When said friends start forming the pairings you support (America and Hungary...)

[X] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

[X] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

] When you start squealing in geography class

[X] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[X] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

[X] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

[X] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

[X] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

[X] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

[X] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

[X] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

[X] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

[X] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

[X] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. World Dancing" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

[X] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

[X] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

[X] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

[X] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

[X] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

[X] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod

[X] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

[X] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

[X] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

[X] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

[X] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

[X] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

[X] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[X] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

[X] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

[X] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

[X] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

[X] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

] You think MaruKaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

[X] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

[X] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

[X] When you obsessively stalk your local library for Hetalia manga books

Begin the internet chain!! We here on the internet make friends with people who are in nations, our countries, and our countries are at war with! If you agree and want to spread the word, copy and paste this, along with your username and current country residence. Yaomai The Hedgehog (USA), CandyBunnies(USA), Tina Vainamainen (USA), Solar Flare of Saturn (Arthur, England..)

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I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

Copy and paste if you agree!

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Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French.Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese.Your humour is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together :) (Copy/Paste if you're agianst racism)

Italy: Big Brother, what does "intercourse" mean?

France: It is an act of love with a pleasing your man. Simply put, you're doing "it" by hand, and "the" mouth. And ... all the rest of the language.

Sjin: You know, I can ride a horse. In real life.Hannah: Yeah?Sjin: Yeah. When I was seven, I got on a horse once.Sjin: AND IT MOVED.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1: Sips

2: Rythian

3: Teep

4: Honeydew

5: Hannah

6: Xephos

7: Zoey

8: Sjin

9:Nilesy

10: Lalna

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Honeydew: Come in! The Jaffas are cooking!

Teep: (pulls out bow and shoots Sjin, then eats him!)

Honeydew: JESUS BEEPING CHRIST!

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Xephos. HE'S AWSOME!

Xephos: I have a fangirl... (Backs away slowly)

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Lalna: O_O

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Rythian. HE IS AWSOME!!!

Rythian:I have a fangirl... (Flys into the sun)

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Sips:Hey Sjin, what are we cooking?

Sjin: How about dinosaur? (Holds out Teep)

Sips: Wont Rythian kill us if we cook him?

Sjin: He already wants to kill me...

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Teep holds out a rose to the dwarf, Honweydew takes it and they skip off into the sunset!

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Zoey: Hannah, if you want me to let Rythian go, you need to give me something very important! And that is...Friendship! Yay!

Hannah: ...

Rythian: Zoey, you haven't even kidnapped me, I could leave at any time. Not that I have reason to, considering that this is my house too...

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Sjin: Rythian, why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

Rythian: Because you fucking DESTROYED the old world. Everyone died! I lost everything. And you expect me to just forgive you?

Zoey: Plus you kidnapped our dinosaur!

Quotes and Sayings

I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--99.5 of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump.The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn .Copy and Paste if your one of the 0.5.

--If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

--If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

--IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

--If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

--Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile

--If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

--If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

--If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

--I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

--If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

--If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

--If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

--Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

--If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

--If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

--If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

--If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

--If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

--If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

--If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

--PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

--If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

--If you believe that Barbie dolls are planning to take over the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

--If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

--If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

--If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

--99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

--If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

--If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I also answer myself XD)

--If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

--I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

--If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

--If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

--If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

--Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

--If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

--If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

--Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

--If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

--If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

--92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

--Many people fell for the trick that the person that played Yugi was a girl and the person that played Timmy was a young boy. if you're one of those people who LOOK at the credits and know the voice actors, paste this in your profile.

--If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

--If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

--"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

--A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

I cant be bothered to do this (--) anymore. :P

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are extremely bored, put your name on the list!: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake kaia2cooler

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

You know you live in 2000 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who haven't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you absolutely LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

Random Thoughts

If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????

When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up so I can read them.

Who else actually likes to clean the lint from the dryer?

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF. "HELL YEAH!"

Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime: "Awwww Gerita fluff/ F*CK NO!"

Wait, if Russia is terrifed of Belarus, does that mean that everyone is one with Russia except that country?

Dear Hidekaz Himaruya, if you don't make the Holy Roman Empire Germany, I will bomb your house with France cosplayers. Thank you: kaia2cooler (PS- By the way, you made me cry during the American Revolution.)

If 4Kids is the devil, then whose their boss?

For those of you who didn't know that France and Zelos Wilder were the same seiyuu: Zelos is France toned down to heterosexual levels...but failing to hold back his true urges XD

Remember kids: keep the world as peaceful and green as you can. Otherwise, we'll all have to blame Alfred again.

For those of you who are scared of spreading the Hetalia love, think of this: there is such thing as a Germany x North Italy pairing for the American audiences. It's called KLAINE.

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if they believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction {I am Addicted! But as I tell my friends, it's better to be addicted to reading and writing then drugs}

11. You check your profile every ten minutes.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. (More like the other way around... -_-')

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Fred Weasley, and Severus Snape. They will never be forgotten.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks's and Lupin's deaths copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm also in denial for Sirius's)

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still

believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Dumbledore died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is esential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back."

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over. (XD so true!)

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Unless I'm the one writing it...)

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile. (All of the Malfoys in general, really)

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. (PLEASE!)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

And some Harry Potter Pick-up Lines:

(Guys, if you know me irl, and you use these, I will definitely date you, unless I seriously hate you, then sorry. Also, if you know me in real life and know me on here... O.O Did I tell you? If not... stalker dudes... Ok, I won't date you actually... but I will be VERY impressed ;P)

Hey, did someone say "Avada Kadavra" to you, because you're drop-dead gorgeous!

You don't have to say "Lumos" to turn me on!

I don't have to be a Dementor to wanna kiss you!

Did you just stupefy me or are you naturally stunning?

In Quidditch I was a Seeker, but you've changed me to a Chaser, but whenever we play together you'll always be a Keeper!

Infallible Logic: Harry is greater than Voldemort. Voldemort is greater than Cedric. Cedric=Edward. Thus, Harry is greater than Edward. (UH, DUH)

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

You say Twlilight I say Harry Potter You say Bella I say Bellatrix You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team James You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory' You say Pattison is hot I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple? I think that would be Lily and James You say the wolf pack was close I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish eachothers' sentences You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut up!" Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who always said...

...that spending time with his family just might kill him...

The Harry Potter oath

We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming.

We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end.

We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom.

We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return.

We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate.

We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head.

We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well.

Who are we? You may wonder.

We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.

If you are a Harry-Potter-obsessed-person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, do i need a pen name, SiRiUsLyPiNkAnDgReEn, Rubyred3107, HarryPotterEncyclopedia24, theriptide45, TheGrammarHawk, kaia2cooler

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. My letter was probably just delayed…There are a lot of letters to send out they just lost mine.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!), AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!, IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!, The Epic Thunder Ravenclaw (only the smartest know that Z comes before A in the letter circle ;)) Meh111 Slytherin Pride! RANDOMXHARRYXPOTTERXFAN- RAVENCLAW HarryPotterEncyclopedia24-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw theriptide45- RAVENCLAW!!!, TheGrammarHawk- Hufflepuff! kaia2cooler-Ravenclaw

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA) roxassoul (america)kaia2cool (Uk)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, cake, pie, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

Yogscast Quiz

Lewis:

[X] You are intelligent.

[X] You have accomplished something very notable.

[X] You whistle when you talk.

[X] You wear glasses.

[X] You could be considered a bit of a nerd.

[ ] You are a leader.

5/6

Simon:

[X] You lose your temper easily.

[ ] You are... less intelligent.

[X] You love cute things.

[X] You love cake.

[X] You like fire and explosions.

[X] You often quote movies.

5/6

Hannah:

[ ] You are in a relationship.

[X] You are a good singer.

[ ] You have a fear of needles.

] You are skilled in archery.

] People think you're attractive. D:

[X] You love owls.(Athena)

2/6

Sips:

[ ] You're married.

[X] You have a crude, often bizarre sense of humor.

[X] You have very pale skin.

[ ] You use slang of your own invention.

[X] You're a bit insane.

[X] You are prone to swearing.

4/6

Nilesy:

[ ] You have a thing for pools

] You aren't the greatest at fighting.

[X] You snort when you laugh. (Sometimes...*shifty eyes*)

[ ] You are a terrible singer.

[x] Almost nobody finds you attractive.(D:)

] You read Homestuck.

2/6

Rythian:

[X You prefer magic to science.

[X] You get deeply immersed in games.

[X] You often wear dark clothing. (Im Emo, deal with it!)

[X] You can be mysterious.

[ ] You don't use much technology.

[ ] You are colorblind to some degree.

4/6

Zoey:

[X] You are AWESOME.

[ ] You always have something nice to say.

] You are very shy.

[X] You love plants and nature.

[ ] You are bisexual or bi-curious.

[X] You have, at some point, named random objects and held long, thought-provoking conversations with them.

3/6

RESULT:

I'm SIMON OR LEWIS, YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Shadow of Israphel Quiz

Xephos:

] You are cautious.

] You can be a voice of reason.

[ ] You are easily frightened.

[X] You look at things logically.

[X] You hoard useless things.

] You like to plan ahead.

[X] You are more intelligent than your best friend.

3/7

Honeydew:

[ ] You are shorter than your peers.

[X] You are above-average in terms of strength.

] You are clumsy and make mistakes often.

[X] SCREW PLANNING AHEAD! LEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIINS!

[ ] You love to dig and play in dirt.

[X] You can be a pyromaniac.

[X] You frequently burst into song.

4/7

Old Peculier / Knight Peculier / Verigan Antioch II:

[ ] You have a traumatic past.

[X] You have a crush.

[X] You run out of breath easily. (I'M NOT FAT, IT'S CALLED ASTHMA! T.T (jk, jk))

[X] You have true friends.

[X] You have enemies.

[X] You look older than you actually are.

[X] You are friendly.

6/7

Skylord Lysander:

[X] You like to fly and aren't afraid of heights.

[ ] You own a vehicle of some sort.

[X] You have been tied, locked up, or imprisoned in some way. (You don't want to know...)

[X] You know someone who's a bit of a freak.

[X] People have blamed you for things you weren't responsible for.

] You've walked around half-naked at some point, either outside or alone.

[ ] You have a moustache.

4/7

Skylord Jasper:

[ ] You wear vibrant clothing.

[ ] You have a lot of money.

[ ] You can be stubborn and self-centered.

[ ] Your sexuality is questionable at best.

[ ] You have smoked or used drugs.

[ ] You enjoy bondage.

[ ] You have a butler, maid, or other servant.

0/7 (lol)

Israphel:

[X] You usually wear black clothing. (I'm Emo deal with it!)

[ ] You let others do the work for you.

[X] You are fiercely intelligent.

[ ] You have done things that could be described as horrific (murder, arson, kidnapping, ransom, etc.)

[X] You rarely lose or fail to accomplish things.

[X] You are extremely pale, to the point of almost being albino.

[X] Some people hate you, others bend over backwards to make you happy.

5/7

RESULT:

I'm a mix of Kp and Israpel... a peculiar mix (lol)

How to tell if you're a Yognaught:

  1. You think that there's nothing that can't be solved by digging a hole, a giant fan (Or tesla coil.), or large amounts of t.n.t.
  2. You believe you're being stalked by Israphael.
  3. You start thinking that there are nukes under your house.
  4. You build your own personal island and fill it with pigs.
  5. You actually built a wall of machines.
  6. The only thing you think about are Minecraft, Minecraft mods, and anything Minecraft related.
  7. The other only thing you think about is the Yogscast, Yogscast stuff, and everything Yogscast related.
  8. You talk to mushrooms.
  9. You personally feel that the Nether can go screw itself.
  10. You think that brown mushrooms are evil and red mushrooms are good.
  11. You keep trying to make a Ring of Arcana, Void Ring, or Red Matter Katar (And keep wondering why they aren't working.).
  12. You start using British words or phrases with a really convincing accent.
  13. You spontaneously start singing "Screw the Nether", "Form this Way", or "Dwarf Hole.".
  14. You want to be a potato when you grow up.
  15. You built an exact replica of Blackrock, Mistral City, Duncan's Castle, or Honeydew Inc.
  16. When you hear the word "Dwarf", you automatically think of Honeydew.
  17. Your friends think you're crazy when you talk about "King Barry".
  18. You quote the Yogscast at least once a day.
  19. You've actually tasted a Jaffa cake.
  20. You watch the Yogscast all day, every day.

(If you're a Yognaught and proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.)


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, haha, ahahaha, ha...ohh...)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER

"I quit," said Rick Riordan.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, kaia2cooler

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, kaia2cooler

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (That would make me AMY, buuuuuut...*shrugs*)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." (What wonderful parents?!)

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. ,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Aguilita Cruz, kaia2cooler,

I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand

Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.h

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes

"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." -Mythbusters

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo

"I don't like their Tacos. I sue them!" -Bradley Trask

"Listening to the news? Again?" "Well yes, it tends to change everyday." -Harry Potter

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

"He is my brother, and he is of Asgard."

"He killed 80 people in 3 days!"

"He's adopted."

Thor and Natasha from Avengers

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day.

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

20 (it's more then that) Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her... (Damn...I only just took this down!)

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile

Britain is narrating about Busby's chair.]

Britain: [Narrating] Busby's chair: Long ago, Thomas Busby viciously beat a man to death for sitting in this; his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who ever sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said the chair is responsible for sending over sixty men to their deaths.

[Later, Britain swaps America's chair out with Busby's, hoping he'll sit in it.] I've got it now. I'll switch America's chair with Busby's during the meeting! America won't be able to jive talk his way out of this one! I can't believe I didn't think about cursing him like this sooner! Even America can't avoid a curse like this! [chuckling]

[Russia then sits in Busby's chair while Britain isn't looking.]

Russia: Oh, доброе утро (Good morning) Britain. You're here kind of early today, aren't you?

[Russia then out evil's the chair, making it disintegrate.]

[The Allies and the Axis stop fighting to see Britain standing next to Busby's chair with a menacing smile on his face.]

France: That's Busby's chair...

America: I don't know what that means...

China: It's a chair that's been cursed.

Britain: Correct. Does anyone have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?

[Russia then sits down in the chair while Britain isn't looking.]

Russia: Ah, comfy

Britain: [Nervous] No! What the hell are you doing?! It's not supposed to be you! Get out of there right now!

[The chair disintegrates after Russia out-evil's it.]

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are (Kinda) attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prison bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never anger what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: because we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

I agree GO RA

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins...will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

Hey you, yeah you.

How would you like to help me conquer the world?

Join our group we awesomely named

N.A.R.W.H.A.L

Yep, we named it narwhal.

It stands for:

Nerds Are Ruling the World Hence the Acronym Loser

(Don't ask. I was under pressure *cue music -.-* okay?)

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"We are not retreating, we are advancing in a differant direction!"

"Dwarf, Dwarf, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole. I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole!"-Honeydew, the Yogscast.

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple." By Oscar Wilde.

"Life is like a box of chocolate you never know what you might get." By Forrest Gump

"My moma says im special." Forrest Gump

"Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump

"If we burn you burn with us." Katniss Everdeen

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy this onto your profile.

If you support Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

"Live forever in the stars." Artemis

"Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."

"When live gives you lemons,

You throw them in lives face and demand for cupcakes!"

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading

You write fanfictions about the book

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names

Everything reminds you of the book

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT's, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books

24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

RULES OF CAMP-HALFBLOOD; BY PERCY:

1. If you want to live a long life (atleast until a monster kills you), never EVER steal make-up, hair product, jewellery or clothes from the Aphrodite cabin.

2.Never ask Apollo or his kids to perform poetry.

not scream "SPIDERS!" near the Athena cabin. Infact, dont even whisper it. Unless you want to be stampeded by a bunch of screaming banshees.

not sacrifice your veggies to the gods. They dont like them either. Go figure.

5.Never tell children of Ares that they need anger management classes, even if they do, cause they will pulverize you.

6. Children of Poseidon should never fly. Children of Zeus should never sail.

7. Do not suggest Justin Beiber or Miley Cyrus as children of Apollo unless you want to die a very painful death in a solar flare.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it!

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Italy: [Happily] It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.

Romano: [Annoyed] Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!Italy: How weird...I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan...

[Romano grabs Italy's throat]

Romano: You still get along with them!

[Repetitively bashes his head against Italy's]

Italy: [Struggling to talk] Bro, I can't breathe! Bro, I can't breathe!

[Cuts to Germany's office. Phone rings and Germany picks it up]

Italy: Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is--ow!

Romano: Not there!

Italy: It's stuck! OW.

Romano: Put down the phone, you fool!

Italy: Take it out!

Romano: Put it down!

[Phone line goes dead]

Germany: [Slightly disturbed] His brother's...stuck..."ow"...Take it out?

[Germany rushes into Italy's room]

Germany: Italy, are you okay? What happened-- [Realizes that Romano and Italy's curls are tangled together]

Italy: You're late!

Germany: So it was just hair?

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%

ORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is.

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The House of Hades, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.

curse a god/goddess a lot.

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Nico!

just have to research more about greek mythology

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)

Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

ChildOfWisdom

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Music4evaxoxo

Huntress of the sky

Kaia2cooler

America: Check it out, yo! How kick-ass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude, it blowin' your mind yet or whaaaat?

England: [sigh] I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. [snickers] Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.

America: Hey! Thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you so i'm glad you think it's style!

England: [Shocked Look]

America's Plane Mechanic: [Whispers in America's ear] Excuse me. But wasn't that information supposed to stay a secret?

America: It sure was!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

ChildOfWisdom

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Music4evaxoxo

Huntress of the sky

Kaia2cooler

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

Whether we be old and bald

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff,

For now they're bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we've forgot,

just do your best, we'll do the rest,

And learn until our brains all rot!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." (YES, I'M ACTUALLY WHITE, BUT I HATE RACISM.)

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when I was born I was black,

when I grew up I was black,

when I’m sick I’m black,

when I go out in the sun I’mblack,

when I’m cold I’ll be black

, and when I die I’ll be black.

“But you sir, when you where born you where pink,

when you grew up you where white,

when you're sick you're green

, when you go out in the sun you turn red,

when you're cold you turn blue,

and when you die you'll turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man sat back down and the white one walked away.

If you hate racism post this on your profile.

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

Disclaimer: I didn't write this.

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse is evil so please help make it stop.

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I don't own this either but enjoy!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If you laughed paste and copy this N O W!

Favorite Quotes

"So it's not really a hand grenade? Pull the string and run like hell? -Alex Rider from Stormbreaker

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -Harry Potter from the Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.” -Hermione from the Order of the Phoenix

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” -Fred Weasley from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” -Iggy from Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

"You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"

"You mean, like, besides the WINGS?"

"Yes. Besides de vings."

"Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" -Ter Borcht and Nudge from Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"God gave me a brain, but forgot to send the instruction manual." -Sasha from The Mephisto Covenant: The Redemption of Ajax

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile to spread the stupidity! XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. You love video games. Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14 (Wow...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mum for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring. Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. (Every girl does -_- ) You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Well come on blind makeovers are sooo fun! -evil laugh-) Like being the star of every thing

Total:6 (You know I'm a girl...Right?)

AWSOME QUOTES BY PEOPLE:

Hetalia:

Russia:

"You will become with mother russia,da?""KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL"(as he jumps out of a plane)"VODKAAAAAA!""I hide dark secret that no one will guess because of my sweet face.""I know my ideas are the best because otherwise I'd kill them."(to China)"I'm Russian, I know everything about snow.""My homeland is very large and cold and people hate each other quietly.""When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust. J""KAETTE!""HEAVENS TO THE BETSY! What strange and terrifying news is this?!""It make me pleasure smile to think how they will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power. J""MY DOORKNOB!"

Italy:

"PASTAAAAAAAA!""Ve""You can order me around and I'll disappoint you!""The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it.""That's an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, form an alliance, kiss their butts, sing, eat and go to bed.""Stars are magical!""I know I'm not strong, but I'm cute!""Why are you pointing a gun at me? I already told you I'd tell you everything I know, which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!""Hey Japan! Want to see my butt?"[to a frightened Romano] "Germany's a nice guy. He helps me out when I'm in a bind, he has big manly muscles and he can even tie his own shoes! And in the summertime, he comes over to my house and puts up a tent in the park to play! He's fun, so you shouldn't be afraid of him!"[after being told to put on clothing] "But I'm hot and I'm Italian and all the chicks dig it!"[Begging Germany] "Aaaaaaaah! I'm so sorry! Youwereright, Iamnotaboxoftomatoesfaeriesatall! Itwasall lies, lies, LIES! Pleasedon't shootme, I on'twantto die! AndwhatifIdon'tdiebutamjustmortallywoundedandforcedtolieinapoolofmyownblood? I'll do anything, well,Imean withinreason, Idon'twantto dieeeeeeee! PleaseI'mavirgin! Wheredoyouthinktheygetvirginoliveoilfrom?! Yournotsupposedtokillavirgin!We're patheticenoughasitis!""Germany! Germany! There was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turns out the pretty girl was France in disguise!"Germany: We don't have to kiss, do we? Italy: Nope! Unless you want to!

Romano (South Italy):

[To Germany](Japanese) "Eat lead, you potato sucking b*!"(English) "Suck my balls, you damn potato eater!""MUSTACHE"[To Germany] "Your ass is grass now sassafras! Prepare to meet your boring German god in your boring German heaven!"[To Italy after he said he is happy to sleep with Romano] "Yeah, Great, Another night of garlic-smelling dutch ovens!"WAAAH! What the crapola happened here?!"[About North Italy] "He's the one with the potty mouth, he's Italian!""SHUT UP!"[To Germany] "HHAHA!! You look so stupid with your big bushy moostache!"

Spain:

[To Russia: Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in"[to ChibiRomano: "YOU PEED ON THE FLOOR!?!?""Fusosososo!"[In his mind as ChibiRomano punches him: Why is Romano so angry with me? He must've found out I wanted to trade him... What's with all of the hitting, he keeps missing my- OH NO. He got them with that last one...The pain'll be flooding in any second now. I'll hug him as soon as I can move again."you want a churro?"

Minecraft/ Yogscast:

Xephos quotes:

"Look out, friend!""SIMON! NOOO!" (Whenever Simon dies)"I just forgot my earplugs!" (To Skylord Lysander, while Honeydew is licking Granny Bacon's icing)"Flee! Run away!" (Attacked by zombies, he yells at Simon to escape. It doesn't work.)"Look out/It's getting dark/Do you need help/Are you OK, friend?" (to Simon, when concerned for his well being)"Man up, bitch!" (When Simon sees something scary)"Simon!" (When Simon does something like place a block of TNT, or break rules in custom maps)"The thing is...""Don't worry 'bout that..." (When explaining something confusing to Simon)"Bollocks.""Let's go! Where are we going? Where do we go?""So, basically..." (often before saying a sentence)"Huup!" (often say that when jumping)"Fucking Hell's bells!""Bloody Hell!""Hello.""We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!" (At the Battle of the Breach)

Honeydew quotes:

"I'm a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole! I'm digging a hole!""Aaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!" (A very high pitched noise he makes in the face of a pleasant surprise. Like a spider friend, or something very cute.)"I duggy duggy hole, Lewis""Aaaaaw, Pigu!""Come ere' ya bugger!""What, what, its just a cow--""Must of took him ages to build this, oh, bloody hell!""Thats a very nice minecon you have there!""Fuck it Lewis""Lets just do it the Yogscast way!" (Whilst placing a block of TNT next to something they are struggling to get past)"See ya later, shitlords!""Oh, God! Oh, God!""I beg your pardon?""It wasn't me what done it!""Follow me. I'll lead the way!!!"Look at my cacti, my cacti's amazing.""He's my little angel." (About his cacti)"That's a nice everything you have there""Old woman, I demand your finest bacon.""Where Is Drugs?""Was there a triple-ended ribbed nobbler in there?""Thanks for the record, fuckface.""It's like a glory hole...and you're asked to put your John Thomas in it, but you don't know if there's a woman on the other side or, like, a mincing machine. And I don't like those kind of odds, Lewis.""They're in a homosexual relationship Lewis. It's not a bromance." (About Skylord Lysander and Skylord Jasper)"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD?!""I think I just climbed out of someone's toilet.""Balls to him. There's no such thing as a friendly spider. They're all evil.""It's like the Batcave, only shit.""Man, don't make me feel bad about murdering your dog.""Miss, have you got any Dostoevsky? FUCK OFF.""Oh, are you taking the piss?! GET IN THE WELL!""Balls to it!""I'm holding onto the rudder Lewis!""I'M A DWARF!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT?!""I'm a Fat Dwarf Lewis! It takes two times to get through a door!""GIVE US THE MONEY.""It's like a whole new game.""I think I might've ballsed it up, Lewis.""When I grow up I want to be a potato."'"What the hell is this?""I'm putting the heatin' on." (When he burned the Yogcave)."So, now we have a shitty wooden sword, and we're going to defend this property, right? From my cold dead hands, you skeletal motherfuckers!""They dug too deep Lewis!""ANOTHER ONE!" (As for his love of dwarf made beer)."RIP Yogcave, never forget.""My reward! Jaffas! Millions of jaffa cakes! Aaaaw!"

Duncan/Lalna/Lividcoffee quotes:

"Never meet your idols. They'll zap you with laser eyes.""I'm like fucking Aragorn!""Diamonds? Fuck yeah!""Umm... Yeah. Why not?""No! Lewis! Come back, come back. It's ok" (When Simon goes mad with power.)

Sips quotes:

"This is pretty gay guys. Prettyyy gay.""It's gonna be good. Good... good 'n' gay.""If a guy served poop for, like, a fancy dinner party, and he brought it out on a platter, would it be all lumpy? or would it be like creamy ... maybe steaming a little?""You gotta love a pump.""You son of a gun!""God damn it.""Shiiiiit.""...a whole army of librarians, just swarming in...""Look at all these bastards...""Anyone? Just me? Maybe my dad?""weeeee" (On Sims City when planes pass by)"I'll do iiiiiit!" (On Sims City when he agrees to demolish a building)"Holy shit""It's gotta be said..."

Sjin quotes:

"You mother trucker!""Sticks and stones may break my bones but levers will power my engines... or atleast turn them on.""Mahogany doors...""I wouldn't like to spread that on my Ryvita""I- I- I will fight for you Minty . I..I'll win this for us. Win this for Team..Team... whatever we are. Team Awesome."

Rythian quotes:

Hello, I am Rythian and this is Minecraft.""...because why not?""Oh, snappity snap!""Sips_ was slain by Rythian; OWNED""Sjin was slain by Rythian; OWNED""Noxite was slain by Rythian; OWNED LOL""I am your worst nightmare!""Well, this is my land. Time to make it my bitch.""Christ on a bike!""It's fine.""Fair enough."(To Nilesy) "Why don't you take your wood, and your dirt, and shove them up your inventory...""The death of Guard Guy shall not be forgotten!""Zoey, there's no magic alarms."(To Zoey) "We're going to have a serious talk later."(In a forced friendly voice) "Sjin! You little bastard!""See you later, shitlords! No, that didn't fit... *goes back* See you later, sucker!""Harsh words! Harsh words from a man in a melon suit!""Well I guess I'm alone again.""Oh well...""She...she was distractions. This is all distractions.""What's the point?""Brilliant.""The day you become predictable is the day you die.""Duncan, I will punch you in the face... THE FACE."(To Zoey over the Mushnet chat) "I miss you. I need you. I love you.""Zoey is crazy, but she is my type of crazy."(To Nilesy, about Zoey) "This is what I have to deal with.""I may be an assassin, but that doesn't mean I'm a gun for hire!""Should we sign the guestbook?" (As Corvo Attano, the most wanted man in Dunwall)"I thought maybe you'd like some company?" (When he walks in on a woman's bath in Dishonored)"Oh, crap!""Special Agent Parvis!""Holy crap, a Sectopod!""You are the worst.""Rip." (when someone dies, esp. in X-Com)"Holy Christ on a pogo stick.""Just... Be careful. You know how I feel about you." (To Zoey, just before she goes to try and defuse the nuclear bomb under Blackrock)"Malmö!""Why does this always happen to me?""Dave! Zombonaut"" Stuff him in a sack and throw him over, feed him to the hungry rats for dinner. Shoot to the heart with loaded pistol, slice his throat with a rusty cleaver. Early in the morning. " (on his tumblr, when someone asked his to sing a shanty)"Yeah, boobs are pretty cool. I’m a fan in general.""We will not be stopped be a flying triangle!"(to Duncan) "Press your fucking button all you want, Blackrock Castle is gone. I hope you're happy."(Excited) "Aww, Mengsk is screwed! He is the screwdest of Screwed!""Spiny, NO! Spory!!!""LIVE FOR THE SWARM!!!""Teep what are you doing?"

Zoey quotes:

"It's okay, he's a creeper now."Rythian: "In-ter-dic-tion torch." Zoey: "Hehe, dick...""I have mushrooms!""Rythian, I need a wizard wand, now!""Rythian, I'm in space! I flew too high and now I'm in space! This is awesome! SPACE!""I had a mushroom village!""This fridge is completely science-free...which means it doesn't work!""Oh my gosh!""Oh my heavens!""Oh my good gravy!""Computer! What does the scouter say about his power level? ... It's 604."Zoey: "No, YOUR-anium." Rythian: "... Brilliant."'Hey good-lookings - what's cookin's?'"Has the server moved/exploded/left to decay by a crazy wizard on the edge of insanity?""I'm being tongued again" -Livestream 13/12/2012(In the mushroom prison) "FISH HARMONICA!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE A FISH HARMONICA IN MY CHEST!!""Malmö!"I'm gonna embarrass him further and call him... Boob... Head. Yeah, that'll teach him!You're the hero Johto deserves, even if it's not the one it needs right now. They'll fight you, 'cause you can take it, Teep. You're not a hero, you're a silent Tododile, a watchful protector, The Dark Pokemon."Awesome!"So, I was down there for, like months, working... While you were out getting drunk."Hey good lookins, what's cookins?"(sung) "Oh magical fez, fallin' through the sky, magical fez landin' on my guy! Oh magical fez, you're a magical fez! Oh magical fez, you're landing on Gomez, aaaand boop!"I wear a fez now. Fezes are is sort of glitching out though--Glitching out though--Glitching out--Glitching out--Glitch--Glitch--Gli--Gli--Gli--Gli--Gli--vweeoop."Aaaaaaah!"

Pig island quotes:

"This one looked particularly derpy" - Lewis

"There is nothing, not even a sausage!" - Simon

"The dodo bird of our age" - Sjin

"Now the choice is: do we save this specimen and preserve the species, which would be the Honeydew Inc. way, or do we ice this fool and have some bacon?" - Sjin

(After Simon killed the first pig) "OH GOD THE CHILDREN ARE WATCHING!" - Simon

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to disagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

16. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

17. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

18. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

19. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

20. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

21. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me! ...kinda.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

F.U.N song Hetalia style:

F is for france who's f*cking the whole town

U is for ukrainian boobs

N is for no straight pairings

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Only Time Will Tell by Ivy Grimm reviews
Hogwarts was the safest place in the world. At least that's what Hermione thought until Voldemort and his followers managed to invade the school. Friends dying left and right what will Hermione will do when all hope is lost? In a twist of fate Hermione falls into the Marauders time. Can she change the future? Only time will tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/3/2020 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
The Dreamer by kokoyuki27 reviews
Arthur, along with several users from different countries, was given the newly developed gaming device named Dreamer for a test period of one month. In this one month, Arthur has no choice but go along with the Dreamer's First-Hand-Experience system, and survive the game along with some very interesting people and a very annoying game programmer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,576 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [England/Britain, America] Japan
Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 225,565 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
Tale Of The New World Twins And The Chamber Of Secrets by ithefantasticfanatic reviews
Hogwarts has opened its doors yet again and the Nations are back and odder than ever. Why do they always carry around that blue liquid and what's the deal with them changing colors when mad? And hearing voices is definitely not a good sign. Welcome to the sequel of Tale Of The New World Twins with more drama, and A Russian transfer with some secrets, what new will be learned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,115 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., America, Canada
Rise of the Guardians Oneshots by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
A whole bunch of one-shots for the Rise of the Guardians. Pretty much all will have to do with jack Frost. All genres, ranging from Hurt/Comfort to Family to Humor. No slash. Please R&R. Accepting prompts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 124,185 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/18/2019 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Escape to Scotland by Hellokittyhatter45 reviews
Matthew has had enough at home, with his fathers always fighting. He had to leave, he had to get away. So he did. He had heard of an uncle in Scotland. It was better than staying with his fighting parents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 4/11/2014 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Scotland
Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons by QuickSilverFox3 reviews
Written using 'Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons' on Tumblr. It's literally what it says on the tin. Rating will vary by chapter. . Now resurrected
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 11/18/2012 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada
A Very Asian Family by Dawn96 reviews
After a disastrous vacation, it seems as though Japan has completely destroyed any chance of improving his relationship with his family. The hurt is deep and any hope of reconciliation seems naught. Has he given up on them, or have they given up on him? (Asian Family)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,839 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Japan, China, South Korea, Hong Kong - Complete
Winter Gods by avearia reviews
The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 4,503 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jack Frost
The Boy with the Backpack by allavengedromance reviews
Gilbert sees a boy leaving the school in the middle of the day looking downcast and decides to ditch with him. That boy is Matthew Williams, the invisible child, walking away to end it all. AU, Prucan, FACE family, suicidal themes, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,432 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Meeting the Seasons by SimplyMe51 reviews
During the battle against the Chitauri the Avengers are joined by four teenagers who just don't seem to realize how impressive they are. (A Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons crossover with the Avengers!)
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 3/30/2013
My Bright Light by Kat The Maniac reviews
Lud has always been a simple zombie. He likes taking long walks, feeling the sunshine and occasionally ripping the limbs off a defenseless human and eating them. But this begins to change when he meets an Italian who treats him less like a monster and more like a man. As Lud is pulled from the darkness and into the light, he begins to rediscover what "humanity" really means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,657 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 2/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia
Bonds by chibi-unicorn-girl reviews
Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be? HAITUS - I'm so sorry. I will return to this one day with a re-write.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,199 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/1/2013 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Polybolos by SilverMoonPhantom reviews
Jumping headfirst into a collapsing portal is rarely a good idea, but it seemed to work out. (At first) Or, Hiro and Baymax find themselves in a mirror world, and getting home is a bit harder than either of them would prefer.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 10/26/2017 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
62 (unofficial) rules of being a Guardians of the Galaxy by theblonde2243 reviews
Inspired by 62 things the Avengers cannot do. Peter makes a list of things the Guardians should and shouldn't do. Even though the Guardians will do exactly those things again. I AM BACK. Also New title
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Operation: Poisoned Heart by Crystal Volcheck reviews
A year has passed since Dr.Blowhole's defeat and revenge is long over due. Only no one is prepared for what is about to unfold, but everything would be so much easier if Kowalski understood emotion. Inspired by Myde the Turk's Moments '92 Demise' Humanized with Kowalski/Doris, Eventual Kowalski/Rico, Hinted Marlene/Skipper and Hans/Skipper
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Hans - Complete
Can someone tell me what on earth is going on? by SuperminionXD reviews
Hi, I'm Fliss, short for Felicity, Felicity Blossom Cadbury, no relation to the Chocolate company. I am thirteen years old and I live with my parents and my two brothers, but before I continue there are a few things I should explain...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2017 - Published: 5/6/2013 - OC - Complete
Difference of A Choice by NinjaSquirrel1912 reviews
Instead of 'burdening' James and Lily with their useless boy, I can simply have them send the child to Lily's sister, so their full attention shall be on the child who deserves it, the one who saved us all. But when the Dursley's decide they don't want him, how different would growing up in an orphanage change Harry Potter, The REAL boy-who-lived? Not your normal WBWL fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,761 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Terry B., OC
Beilschimdt House by miscellaneouselements reviews
In a world where people are crossed with animals illegally, two brothers find a place for them to live in peace. There, no one has to worry about being accepted. Humans and half humans get along and become friends and more. Everyone can forget about their terrible pasts that made them this way now. Multiple pairings. (fantasy may not be the right one, but I think it'll work)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,241 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Germany, Prussia
Childs Play by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,622 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, Prussia, Germany
Child Soldiers by McKennaC reviews
When the Avengers investigate an illegal lab that's putting off radiation similar to the Tesseract, they find three young boys from another universe. While trying to send them home, they discover that the kids have abilities that rival their own. How can they handle having three child heroes in the tower?
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B.
To love those who don't know by iyada reviews
Denmark is in a terrible accident that leaves him in a coma. Upon awakening he has no memory of anyone. Unfortunatly for all the nordics something sinister is hiding under the surface. This is a Norway x Denmark story. Don't like? Don't read. I own nothing. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,174 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Norway, Denmark
The Hospital Chronicles by Pureh reviews
Arthur was fourteen when he found out he had cancer. Two years later, he resides in the cancer ward of Amity Hospital, where he gets a new, strangely energetic roommate. Together, they go through their daily lives in the hospital, learning about themselves and each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,387 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 10/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mutant Nations by TelepathicMelody reviews
The Hetalia Nations are mutants instead of nations. Hopefully every Hetalia character will appear, but I don't know them all that well so we'll have to see.
Crossover - X-Men & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Charles X./Professor X, Poland - Complete
The Frost's Child by Silverwind10123 reviews
Matthias is lost. Again. Unfortunately for him, he's in the middle of a snowstorm on a freezing winter night. He's found though by a mysterious figure that's too perfect to be human. But, as Matthias finds out, beauty is cruel and its price is ugly. DenNor, AU with human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Denmark, Norway
Axis Psychiatric Hospital by shingeki-no-hetalia reviews
Welcome to Axis Psychiatric Hospital. This is where some of the most unique cases of patients are kept. They range from the slightly odd to the very dangerous. Many exciting things happen inside a psychiatric hospital, especially one as special as this. Just stay away from Level 4, where the truly insane are kept, and where one patient decides to wander. ((bad summary sorry .))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 1/4/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, France
Keeping A Promise by Lanx Borealis reviews
After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
List of Problems by Leo of Nohr reviews
Five times that something was wrong with Tony and someone noticed, and one time that they actually did something to help him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
Hetalia of the Dead by KezaBabez reviews
When the multicultural school of Hetalia Gakuen is taken over by the walking and moaning dead, it's up to the surviving students to put theirs (and others) lives on the line as they struggle to get out of the zombie infested city. Rated for violence, language and later scenes. Various pairings included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,806 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 1/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Save You? Save Me! by Ginger Robbers reviews
Warren has a twin, she's been locked away in exile because their parents can't accept her abilities. Logan is sent to retrieve her because of a threat against her, will she go with him and will she ever see her twin again? Set after X3...Does not apply to any films past that! LoganOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Angel, OC
The Price of Wisdom by Phanfan925 reviews
Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 220,189 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Mysterious Beast by xXBlackPhantomXx reviews
In this day and age almost all creatures have been wiped to the brink of extinction. As a result the once wild creatures were tamed and were put into breeding programs. A new species was uncovered in the Rocky Mountains. Arthur moved from England to work at the ENAZ. As a result he gets put in charge of this untamable beast. What happens when the two collide. Beast!Alfred/Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Big and The Incredible by Doctor Darth reviews
The Big Hero 6 team enters the world of superheroing, and who should they meet but superheroes of an Incredible sort? Takes place shortly after the events of Big Hero 6 and The Incredibles.
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,806 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible, Baymax, Hiro Hamada
A Sorcerer's Skill by Literature work reviews
Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 271,174 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arthur W., Rita S., Edward E., Jean H.
Hogwarts goes multinational by SuperChocolateLovers reviews
All the nations in the world possess some quantity of magic. If left untrained this magic could become dangerous. So, on request of Albus Dumbledore himself, England and other countries are forced to attend Hogwarts as third years or face the consequences. But the golden trio are in that year, so something bad is bound to happen. Based on PoA - COMPLETELY DISBANDED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,006 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 3/23/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America
The Big Four: The Rise of the Darkness by RobotToxic reviews
Pitch rises once again, but is not alone. With the threat of a new, powerful darkness rising, the Guardians must find and gather the Guardian of Spring, the Guardian of Summer, the Guardian of Autumn, and the Guardian of Winter before Pitch and his new allies conquer the world. Based on the Tumblr phenomenon "Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons".
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,414 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 3/14/2013
Harry Potter and the Wizard of the Gorillaz Rewrite Phase 1 by Gaming-Wizard reviews
After running away from home, Harry didn't know what to do until rescue came at the hands of a cartoon looking singer with pure black eyes. Now a member of the Gorillaz, watch how Harry makes his mark on the world. Rated T for now and pairing will be revealed much, much later. Will go through all seven years of Hogwarts and all three Phases of Gorillaz. On Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,317 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Harry P.
Memories of Plum Blossoms by inspiration99 reviews
When Xiao Mei pulls a half-drowned boy out of the ocean, she finds him to be cold and full of himself. But there is more to Honda Kiku than it seems. Tied together by the red string of fate, he is the only one that can save Mei's life when disaster strikes. (Japan x Taiwan semi-AU)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,494 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Taiwan, Japan] China, Hong Kong
Guardians of Hogwarts by Soul's Scales reviews
Peter Quill dreamed of going to Hogwarts. Gamora dreamed of being accepted. Rocket dreamed of being treated normally again. Drax dreamed of being free of his mother's and sister's death. Hermione dreamed of magic. Harry dreamed of finding true friends. Anything can happen at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. Guardians and HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,757 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015
Outlier by Iron Woobie reviews
Teachers. The Team. The Rogues. Loved ones. Injuries. Speed. Secret identity. Between all the balls Wally juggled, it was remarkable that he'd even made it this far. They say that speedsters have ridiculous good luck, until they don't. By now, Wally West is an outlier, and his good luck is running out. So naturally, karma likes to strike back with a vengeance. Season 1, Canon.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Richard G./Robin
How to Train your Godly Father by Varmint reviews
Wally was not a normal child. This was obvious to Thor as soon as he first met the boy. And now the god- because he was such a sucker for sad eyes- finds himself taking care of the rowdy child while also hiding his existence from his teammates. It couldn't be too hard... Right?
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,822 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Thor
We're Not Broken, Just Cracked by Sand-wolf579 reviews
*Humanized!* As foster kids, Pain is a four letter word that Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private know all too well. They're going to have to help each other through the hard times, enjoy the good times, and maybe become the family that some of them have never had.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,423 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Moonlight Children by Khalee reviews
Matthias travels the country as part of a troupe of wandering actors. Berwald has just received his commission as the Commander of the Watch in an unfamiliar town. When they witness a witch hunt, they decide to rescue the alleged witch without realizing they might have stumbled upon something stranger than anything either of them could have imagined.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] [Sweden, Finland]
Shadows by Argon.847 reviews
That boy with the golden gaze was no more than a shadow in the lives of the 104th Trainees Squad. No one seemed to know where he came from; no one seemed to know who he was. But, when everything was at its darkest, when the shadows seemed to smother any hopes they had left, that boy appeared in their lives again. That boy was the key to survival... That boy was Edward Elric
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Edward E., Eren Y., Levi A.
Allurement by Argon.847 reviews
Ed seems to be drawn to trouble, and this is no exception. When an unexpected event throws Edward through the gate again, he goes searching for a way home. Instead, he is pulled into a world on the brink of war, and it seems he must solve their problems before he can take care of his own. Thankfully, he has some experience with this stuff. Rated T, Book 3 (PoA), Brotherhood & CoS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sirius B., Severus S., Edward E., Roy M.
Like Glass by SeraSearaSpin reviews
Eight nations have been kidnapped by vicious aliens, leaving the others just one week to bargain for their release. If the deadline is broken, the Earth will be destroyed. As the week goes along, tension is further added by more abductions. Back on the ship, the aliens keep themselves amused during the wait by 'having fun' with the nations. No ships, has gory parts. Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 43 - Words: 86,456 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013
Bringing Papa Home by OrgyMemberXVII reviews
FACE Family AU. 9 years ago, Papa left them leaving them alone with Daddy and things have gotten terrible. For Christmas this year, Alfred decided to get his brother Matthew something money can't buy and bring Papa home. Story looks better than the summary, sorry if I'm wrong and it sucks! Language, OOCness, angst. Rated M now because of a certain chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,242 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/14/2013 - [England/Britain, France] America, Canada - Complete
Canadian Soldier by downtown.baby reviews
Draco starts to see someone who isn't him in the mirror. He starts to remember memories he never had. He starts to feel the pain in his body every second – every War. His heart starts constricting and it won't stop. He knows he lost something – maybe even someone – But what? Draco!is!Canada. Don't like Sub!Draco, don't read this. PruCan (Harry is NOT Prussia) RE-WRITING CURRENTLY
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Draco M., Canada
Gone from Your Thoughts by chickenalfredo reviews
England came to visit America, but gets in a fatal crash and sent to the hospital. When he wakes up, he forgets all the memories that he had with America. Every single one, from the day they met to the present. Yet as England begins to remember more about America, he realizes that America may be more than just a friend to him; USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,405 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - England/Britain, America
Firecrackers in the Teachers' Lounge by Three-Sided Square reviews
Emil and his newly declared nemesis, Leon, must cooperatively face punishment after fighting in the school cafeteria. Spending their after-school hours cleaning the campus, the rivals inevitably grow close and decide to fight on the same team. Hetalia Academy will know fear. Rated T for language, violence, and the inappropriate wearing of sandals over socks in the summertime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Iceland, Hong Kong] Norway, England/Britain
My Wingless Guardian Angels by Aishi-Cc reviews
Very loosely tided in with 'To Know You Is To Love You'. After a chaotic spell goes wrong Nightwing wakes up at Titian's Tower battered, bruised, and very confused. Now two Teams on two worlds have to work hard to get their friend back were he belongs, if they can.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,043 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Raven, Robin, Starfire, Richard G./Nightwing
Frosted Avengers by KP02 reviews
Because sometimes you just need a fic in which there is a strange friendship between Jack Frost and Loki, and where the Winter Soldier randomly makes an appearance later on, and somehow believes in all the Guardians.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,198 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 4/7/2013
Collision by constellation way reviews
Violet's in San Fransokyo with her parents and her brothers, and she's not the kind to stand around and watch when someone throws himself into a burning building. All she and her brothers wanted was a vacation, but she ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for. Although Tadashi Hamada makes things just a little better. And Fred, too.
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Violet P., Fred, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Here We Go Again by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
Russia has been turned into a child again, but Ukraine and Belarus have been turned into children as well. England has made it his job to take care of them until they can be turned back to normal... Sequel to Frozen Sunflowers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 3/12/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
The Big Four: The Darkness takes all by Vsyo vo mrake nochi reviews
There are four worlds, separated by nothing more than a shadow. On these worlds are four great heroes and together they shall work to save us all. But there is a threat greater than any other. Can Jack Frost, Merida, Hiccup and Rapunzel stand against the Darkness... or will they fall to it's evil and madness like everyone else? [Jarida.]
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,388 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Jack Frost, Merida] Pitch, OC
Ripples and Waves by CharlieChalkers reviews
A long time has past and Rythian, Zoey and their children live far away from everyone else. One of their kids stumble across a castle and find a scientist. The other gets lost and finds his way into a dirt factory. What will happen? Cover art my me! BEING RE-WRITTEN PLEASE READ THE UPDATE
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 5/15/2013
How Many Times Do You Have To Break Us? by FantasyLover100 reviews
"It's weird… how something can be gone before you even had a chance to tell them how you feel… and learned what they felt…" 4 years ago, Romano and Canada disappeared. Now, England decides that it's time for a select few nations to go to Hogwarts. Here, they notice that there are two students named Lovino Vargas and Matthew Williams...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Harry P., S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
One Earth by Orpah reviews
The nations are gathered up by aliens into groups: Asia, Oceania, Africa, Europe, North America, and South America. But what purpose could these aliens have for every personification on earth? And what is this wonderful future they keep talking about? Multiple POVs, Character Deaths
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,497 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 10/12/2013 - America, Russia, Hong Kong, Sealand
Specialis Revelio by Daliastarr reviews
The Wizarding World has hidden within themselves for so long that when they are finally forced to look to the outside world, what they find may just shock them. Perhaps their secret isn't so secret anymore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U., Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Taken: Second Player Takeover by ToastTSA reviews
He was a piece of the puzzle, a ploy in their plan. His situation caused him to only be a pawn on the board, a tool used by the mastermind that lead to no more than agony and distrust amongst friends. Feliciano could do nothing other than watch idly aside, praying for it to all end and for them to once again be free. 2p! Hetalia Story; 2p Italy, 2p Japan, 2p America, et cetera.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,262 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations, S. Italy/Romano, Japan
Friendship Spreads Worse Than Infection by DjDangerLove reviews
When trying to outrun the man hunting them, Quill and Rocket embark on a journey of survival involving their usual banter, some injuries, and a revelation that Rocket can't swim. Aiming for a two-shot, but may end up as a three shot. Friendship story. Rated T mostly out of a few curses and paranoia.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
The Problem With North American Wizards by TheRabidFangirlofCanada reviews
[INCOMPLETE] When our favorite pair of twins are told their wizards, they're sent to Hogwarts on request of England. but what will happen when a new threat arises. oh and by the way, the golden trio is back at school as Hogwarts staff. post great war. Face family centric
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - America, Canada - Complete
For The Love of Flying Mint Bunny! by SweetlyCanada reviews
I was expecting just dolls of the Hetalia Characters. Like Dollfie, Pullip, Barbie even. However, when my first unit is shipped to my house and I find out they act and look like the nations themselves! Soon I ask my friends for help, knowing my terrible luck and being blessed with omens. What crazy crap will happen? Based off me and my friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013
Across the Gateway by Erza Scarlet of Fairy Tail reviews
Rewrite of Magic Exists! Ed and Al find themselves across the Alchemic Gate, in a school of magic, where they have to teach a bunch of older students to get their hands on the formula for the Philosopher's Stone. Meanwhile, Voldemort is being visited by strange people with mysterious powers, and rocks that increase magic. Can the Fullmetal Alchemist survive and find a way home?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Edward E.
RevivalOLD VER by Akoge reviews
The world as we know it has gone, the countries have either died or faded away into the 12 districts. But Panem, the country that destroyed it all, neglected the threat of the two brothers living in the South. Now they have banded together to avenge their dead, find the missing, and destroy the hunger games once and for all.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,840 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Australia
Platonic Pandemic by Evil Kitten1 reviews
As a new virus ravages the world and people are dropping like flies, Liechtenstein wanders around in snowy Siberia alone with just chocolate and a mobile phone with a dead battery until she finds Sweden and travels with him. But they both learn that companionship is born out of the most unlikely circumstances...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Liechtenstein, Sweden
Into the Woods by Rosmund Chadwick reviews
After the fall of the Brotherhood, with Jean and Cyclops dead, Victor Creed makes a deal with Charles Xavier to stay in some woods and not harm anyone to keep his freedom, but when a young hiker strays in his woods and he finds its his mate...well, you'll have to read to find out.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 108 - Words: 144,946 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sabretooth, OC
Gravity Park by Draikinator reviews
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny and Karen are sent by their parents to spend the summer with Stan's great uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon- where they meet the other kids staying with him at the Mystery Shack, Mabel and Dipper. Demons and Cthulu are involved!
Crossover - South Park & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick, Dipper P., Bill
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Last Straw by MochiofDoom reviews
England is at his breaking point. While Dumbledore has been dawdling around and sniffing the roses, Hogwarts has been spiraling downwards into a self-dug pit. So instead of sitting around to watch it happen, he's taking matters into his own two hands. Rated T for language and, well, England.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - England/Britain
Correspondence Between Hetalians by Geirdriful reviews
Decidedly illegal hacking results in the uncovering of the chaotic correspondence between the countries of the Earth. Cue scones and chainsaws, declarations of nuclear war, Pierre-roasting, odd histories, turkeys, missing brains and God. And deified communism?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - England/Britain, America, China, France
Historically Speaking from a Magical Perspective by ZeFandomKat reviews
Harry Potter's fifth year is about to get far more interesting and confusing than even he thought possible as Hogwarts gets a new strange teacher and several foreign exchange students. And with Voldemort back, how could things get any more hectic? Harry Potter and Hetalia crossover, there will be some GerIta and maybe other pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015
Wally West: Survivor by Ealdor reviews
What if Wally didn't die? What if, instead, he was transported to another dimension? More specifically; the Marvel Universe. Rated T for caution with violence later on. Favourite, follow and review if you like!
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., OC - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: Lightning Strikes by Casenpai reviews
South Park: a redneck, podunk town plagued by rampant crime committed by petty criminals and supervillains alike. Thankfully, the town can rely on a number of superheroes to protect them in their time of need. What happens, though, when a new player shows on the field… one that only sides with themselves? :: Part 1 of 3 of the Unlikely Heroes trilogy. Part 2 is coming in July 2015!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Craig T., Stan M., Tweek T., Mysterion - Complete
Being A Super by Narwhals Forever reviews
In which Cass takes Hiro to visit some old friends. Sequel to "How to Be A Super-Mom in 5 Easy Steps."
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,357 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Elastigirl, Jack-Jack P., Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada
In the Line of Duty by Crystal Volcheck reviews
The mission should be simple; take down the Pigeon, by any means necessary, before he reaches the commissioner. However, there's something Skipper isn't telling the team, or at least isn't telling Private. -picks up where A Deal with the Devil left off- BASED ON 'IN THE LINE OF DOODY' Story #4 in the Park Avenue verse
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Skipper, Marlene] Private - Complete
Cuckoo by TwinEnigma reviews
Some birds are known to camouflage themselves among the young of another species. Time Lords are very similar in this respect, as Robin learns. Doctor Who crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
The Nordic's Worst Holiday by Evil Kitten1 reviews
Denmark arranges a holiday for the Nordic 5 at a place called De Island, not knowing the horrors that are waiting for them...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,553 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Finland, Denmark
The Unexpected Discovery of the Half-Blood Gem by thenormalsteven reviews
When Peridot messages the Crystal Gems of the discovery of another half-blood Gem like Steven, the team sets out to protect their newest member, only to find that he's nothing like they expected...
Crossover - Steven Universe & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Steven U., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Yogwarts and the Philosopher's Stone by CatherineKat reviews
Co Authored fic - Yogcast at Hogwarts, mostly in place of original characters. Main Yogcast characters: Lewis, Hannah, Nilesy, Rythian, Zoey, Simon, Duncan, Kim, Turps, Sjin (moderate strong language)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014
HetaPotter: Chamber of Secrets by Sapphire7777 reviews
Britain is once again practicing his magic in his basement, but a rogue spell seems to have to have no affect other than making the lights flicker. What he doesn't know is that his spell has turned America and Canada back into 12-year-olds with no memory of being countries. They're sent to Hogwarts with Harry Potter when the legendary Chamber of Secrets is opened.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Canada, America, S. Italy/Romano
An Average Day with The Gorillaz by cooliochick5 reviews
Nothing is ever average with the Gorillaz. Read as they turn every day events into an adventure.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle, Russell H.
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
Being by Cyndi reviews
...different is not less. What most species call autism is normal neurology for Flora Colossi. Therefore, Groot does not see himself as disabled and thinks the way everyone else experiences the world is weird!
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Groot, Rocket R. - Complete
A Norwegian History by Adelheidi reviews
As the glacial ice from the last ice age melted away the lands further north became habitable for plant, animal and human life. This is the story of Norway from the very beginning and until modern time. Through times of peace, war, famine, plague and unions, all of the thing a country will experience over time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,510 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Norway, Denmark
Frozen by JulietVargas reviews
In the land of Eltilian five kingdoms coexisted in harmony, and each had been blessed with two precious children. However, all was not as perfect as it seemed. For one of each of the children had been born with unnatural powers. The powers of ice and snow. Main characters Nor, Ice, Eng, Can, Amer, Pru, Ger, Rom, Ita. Others: Spa, Den, Sea, Scott, various.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,625 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Iceland, Norway - Complete
Therapy by Ersatz Einstein reviews
Following the dissolution of the USSR, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia aren't doing as well as could be hoped. Fortunately, Austria is known for more than its music. Characters appear based on how much I like them. Cover image was created by the incredible Tre Corde. Rated T for some violence, unsettling implications, and character death. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 91,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Austria - Complete
Dendritic by FurrReal reviews
Ecterina is a simple girl with a rare illness... She prepares for the worst until a faceless man gives her an offer- but does the catch leave her better off than her previous fate? (rated T for Language)
Slender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Slender, OC
Eternity Twice by hellaradholly reviews
America encounters a morbid statue and finds his life changed, unless, a certain traveler can help him regain what was lost. FACE family centric.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 10/18/2013 - 10th Doctor, England/Britain, America, Canada
Tales of America or Alfred F Jones by pikaace reviews
A collection of one-shots starring America! Requests accepted. No specific pairings. Summaries of chapters inside. Chapter 24- Planet Heroes: When Alfred's idea for a planet superhero is once again shot down, he goes to visit an old friend. That friend just so happens to be Gaia, the guardian of Earth. A kind of tribute to Captain Planet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,049 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 7/30/2012 - America
A Reason to Live by Fantasia V reviews
As an aspiring art student, Feliciano Vargas had his entire life before him... before 'The Incident,' at least. Since then, his life became a struggle-a test of endurance and love as his misadventures in the hospital place him in the care of Doctor Ludwig Beilschmidt, a young doctor determined to find a cure for the impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Taking Chances by Jackie-SugarSkull reviews
Miguel Dorado has always been told to "keep it safe". But when he sees the detention kids at his school heading off on another field trip one day, he decides to follow them. It's on this field trip that he learns that sometimes the most amazing things in life come from taking a few risks
Book of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [La Muerte, Xibalba] Goth Kid, OC
Switched by red.rover22 reviews
Lovino wakes up in Feliciano's body and vise versa. There's only one thing that can change them back... Short chapters and I'm planning on having some Spamano and GerIta but from the looks of things, that might not happen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 9/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Look for a New Angle by tomboy2012 reviews
Bucky meets Tadashi at a diner. He keeps coming back, until one day, Tadashi doesn't. That's when he decides to take matters into his own hands. (Or, Bucky and Steve and basically all of the Avengers adopt Hiro and Tadashi.)
Crossover - Avengers & Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 2/7/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
We Could Be Immortals by Wings Of Sanguine reviews
The Parr family is invited by Helen's oldest friend Cass Hamada to visit San Fransokyo for Hiro's robotics showcase. What ends up happening is much more then they bargained for when Hiro's invention is stolen and they need to don their superhero identities once more. (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BIG HERO 6, THE INCREDIBLES OR ANY CHARACTERS)
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible, Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada
Edge of Chaos by IamDonuttheWalrus reviews
When the Magic Trio mess up a spell, Alistair decides he's had enough. He de-ages them and sends them to Hogwarts to help them get better control over their magic - and even takes a job himself as the sexy new History of Magic professor. But there's more to this than just magic, Arthur knows. The Ministry thinks it can control his school, does it? Ha! Look out Umbridge!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,829 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014
National Magic by MysticDayze reviews
England offers help to Albus Dumbledore in the form of three of his colleagues to help protect and watch over Hogwarts. Unfortunately for those nations, keeping a huge secret in Hogwarts is nearly impossible. May be some blood and mild Language; K
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Luna L., N. Italy
Gems Revival by 8lueprospit reviews
There are three rules Steven has lived by all his life: 1 - Stay Hidden. 2 - Cover his gem at all costs. 3 - Never trust a human. For years Steven and the other gems have lived a lie, hiding their gems and the magic around them. It was the life he knew. It was how things were. Magic, gems, potions... All of that was illegal, evil. It was just how life was. That is, until now.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014
Changing Dynamics by E4t-The-Rud3 reviews
Stark knew what he was- a billionaire with an inflated ego and more money than sense. He was nothing like the Iron Man suit; he couldn't be so easily repaired or rebuilt from scratch. Can Stark overcome his personal obstacles and finally learn how to play well with others?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Hallows' Moon by twoscarypandas reviews
The full moon falls on All Hallows' Night, and Norway is left to deal with a host of nations who are more than they seem. With wolves on the loose, fairies gone wild, and an imp for a partner, he's going to need some extra help. Unfortunately, what he gets is a nightmare.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,515 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] - Complete
Just Brothers by Glitchek reviews
{[Hiatus]} They may be 2p's but who say's brother's cant care for each other? Especially when one is in trouble and needs the other. [2p!Hetalia fic. main characters are 2p!America and 2p!Canada. ]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 10/19/2013 - America, Canada, Parallel Nations
The well kept secret by hogwartsjunkie reviews
Panem knows District 13 was never really gone. After the 74th Hunger Games is done, she finally gets the courage to go investigate, but ends up with a lot more than she bargained for.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 9/1/2013 - OC, America, Canada
And This All Started With a Popup by in.the.pursuit.of.snark reviews
What happens when Cartman get a coupon for a free set of Hetalia units? What happens when he decides to cash it in? Broken bones, tears (both happy and sad), madness, insanity, and strange foreign foods all included! (We are not reponsible for any injuries from refusing correspond with our manual's instructions.)
Crossover - South Park & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 3/25/2014
A Timeless Man by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
At times I feel that the world has lost sense of time, and how finite while at once infinite it truly is. So, as I transcribe my dying breaths into words, remembering all the words from my lost journals, I bid you, too, to never envy the life of a timeless man. SuFin - COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 48,802 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Finland, Sweden] - Complete
Submissive Slave by I open at the close 2013 reviews
Bella is kidnapped by a gorgeous stranger who plans on making her his sex slave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,170 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bella, Jasper
History Before the X-Men by TimeAndLife21 reviews
Renegade. Blaze. Azazel. Spade. These names were the first of the X-Men. But they called themselves The Elite. They had disappeared 13 years ago. When Xavier heard a mental scream from across America, he knew that The Elite were still alive. Besides Storm and Wolverine, the others were confused. They were sent to rescue them. So why do they look like... Permanent HIATUS
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,262 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Gambit/Remy L., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie, Storm/Ororo M.
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Why You Don't Want A Howler by starlight1395 reviews
Matthew and his fellow Nations were sent to Hogwarts to learn to be more useful. Too bad their habits are obviously not normal! Some things are said, and people get suspicious. An old danger is rising up, and the students have to try and top it. How can a group of ragtag children and a group of foreigners save the world? Combination of all seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,520 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Draco M., Albus D., Canada, Romania
Ghost stories-and other tales by dragoscilvio reviews
Welcome my friends to my drabble series...Here you will find angst, family fun, dark secrets, and problems that send our poor heroes onto the edges of sanity! Of course this is all just a by product of my twisted mind...ENJOY!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 110 - Words: 302,130 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch
Just a Game by Nayru Elric reviews
Edward awakes one day in a world where nobody acts like themselves yet scarily identical to his own. Something is terribly wrong here... Will Ed be able to find his way home?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,743 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Containment 41 by SashaSlytherin456 reviews
When a dangerous new disease creeps its way across Europe, those who are affected must be contained. The goal is to prevent it from reaching any other countries. Denmark finds himself being forced into containment, a terrifying place with the diseased and dying. Will he be able to make it out alive? Or succumb to the disease's nasty hold?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Denmark, Norway
Underground by StopTalkingToMe reviews
AU Kitty and Kurt aren't housed in the accepting X-Mansion, but instead live on the streets, trying to survive the violent mob that forms anytime a mutant is discovered. When their paths cross can they realize what was meant to be, or will they be found by The Mob first? A darker Kurtty. The rating may be raised as the story progresses. Chapter 18 is up!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,553 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.]
My Precious Child by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
Toris always thought he'd be the last person to adopt a baby. Yet he finds himself in an orphanage owned by a friend adopting 5 year old Felicks. And so their life together begins. But throw an evil dad into the picture who'll do anything to get Felicks back and suddenly things aren't looking so great anymore. Lots of side pairings and side families. AU COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Struggle of the Proletariat by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
Some people are born different. Others are born extraordinary. And then there are those who have the ability to shake the earth to its core. Mutant/X-Men AU
Crossover - South Park & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Like Country, Like Colony by NarutoNineTailsFury reviews
England just wanted to cast a spell to make France's hair fall out... So when America interrupts the spell, a loud explosion occurs! When the smoke clears, America is acting like England! When Canada starts flirting, and Romano starts smiling... The Hetalia world is flipped on it's head!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
The Not So Sweet Nutcracker by onelittlespeck reviews
Sequel to In Which Physics Doesn't Apply. Riley Evans is as abnormal as they come. She lives at Santa's workshop, teases the Easter Bunny, and dates the spirit of winter, Jack Frost. So when the nutcracker Santa made her comes to life and pleads for help, Riley is willing to jump on board. She and Jack Frost are off to save the Candy Kingdom using the power of teenage sarcasm.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Jack Frost
The Ward by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Dick Grayson knew a lot of things. He was fluent in Romani, brilliant at math and he could land a triplesault from twenty feet up. Of all that though, he had never known anything more than the fact that he and the other five patients at Arkham Asylum didn't belong there.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 127,856 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Who am I by roxassoul reviews
Alfred F. Jones is an eleven year old orphan with no memory of his life prior to waking up in Hyde Park. He is starting his First Year at Hogwarts along with his new friend and fellow orphan Harry Potter. Meanwhile England and the other Nations are trying to solve the reason behind America's sudden disappearance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Harry P., America
What Once Was, What Could've Been by ForestFireSong reviews
On the battlefield, Holy Rome is comforted by the promise he makes with France to reveal the truth of his "death" to his beloved. On the quiet home front, Austria can't answer the questions Italy has about Holy Rome. When it seems like there's no hope for the two, a certain albino saves Holy Rome... (rated T just because.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy
Attack on Nations by RavenExpert reviews
Ever since the Titans came again in modern times to exterminate humanity, the nations decided to band together and forget their pasts in order to fully extinguish the Titans out of Earth. Rated T for blood, violence, bad language.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013
Bad Parents by TheTalentfullsomDefined reviews
Set during phase 1- When Russell is out of the country, it's up to Murdoc and 2D to take care of Noodle together. However the two aren't sure how they feel about "playing house" together.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle
On The Run by TeamPiper reviews
Six. Leo ran away six times. Why? Well, that's what everybody else wants to know. Leo finally gets to tell his story, of how he was always on the run.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Leo V.
Milk Me by Toxicmpreglover reviews
Kidnapped, turned into a Miltank hybrids, raped.. and so much milk. hes about broken. But maybe... there is rescue.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Miltank, Tauros/Kentauros, Gary O./Shigeru
A Nation's Magic by Don't Insult Oliver's Cupcakes reviews
Harry Potter is in his first year at Hogwarts and it's gonna be a crazy year because some of our beloved Nations are attending as well, at England's bidding! The story is about to be rewritten, with the craziness of seven nations plus two 2P!Nations! Will the Nations be able to keep their secret, with Hermione, the smartest witch in the school, suspicious? T for Hetalia and Arthur!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Parallel Nations, England/Britain
first and again by Domenic reviews
Post-movie AU oneshot. Emergency spurs Maria, Manolo and Joaquin to interrupt La Muerte and Xibalba during a most...inopportune moment.
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2014 - La Muerte, Xibalba - Complete
Xibalba and La Muerte vs Technology by Leopardfang of Moonclan reviews
Humans can't use technology, what makes you think gods are any better?
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2014 - La Muerte, Xibalba - Complete
Baby Got Back by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Leo V.
Hearts desire: a zoethian fan fic by Walking in moonlight reviews
Princess Zoey is arranged to marry a prince from another kingdom but what if she doesn't want to and instead is in love with a certain childhood friend. First chapter is fairly bad but the story will get better and end having nothing to do with the summary Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MINE CRAFT This story is on hiatus
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014
Rattling Bones by Gospel Stonemad reviews
Manolo has come back from the dead, but there are a few… side effects.
Book of Life - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Manolo S., Maria P., Joaquin M., La Muerte
Newsworthy by rexlover180 reviews
Mutants are everywhere; some humans choose to hate them while others choose to accept them. Some mutants step out of the shadow and try to become greater, that is what creates a superhero. Energy, otherwise known as Gilbert Beilschmidt, stepped out of the shadow and now must suffer the consequences of such an action. No one he loves will be safe. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
The Deleted Scenes of Frugal Money Schemes by Lurking Pheonix reviews
The scenes in this side fic was considered controversial, it distracts too much from the original scheme, or for other numerous reasons by me. It is here for those who are curious about the original scenes that didn't make it into the final version. It is recomended to read the original fic, Frugal Money Schemes, to understand what's happening.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - England/Britain, Turkey, Belarus
Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice by Casenpai
Kyle discovers that Kenny enjoys wearing dresses, but that he has issues obtaining them due to his outward gender. Kyle comes up with a plan to help Kenny, but can he do it without the others finding out?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2014
Getting along by Full-on-nerd reviews
Tony accidentally brings the Guardians of the Galaxy to Earth, injuring Peter Quill in the process and destroying their ship. Stranded on Earth and cooped up in Stark Tower, they think it can't get any worse. Until Thanos comes looking for the Tesseract- which is on Asgard. Or is it?
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Bazinga! by AquaWolfGirl reviews
A series of pranks played on the Guardians by the Guardian of Fun himself. Mischief not quite managed.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost
New Kid, Old Gods by PenHolmes reviews
There's something preternatural about the "new kid" in South Park, even more so than his uncanny ability to make friends on any social network, and it's up to Mysterion to find the truth. However, things get complicated when his immortality seems inexplicably intertwined. Will he finally find out who and what he is, or will he be destroyed by the unseen dark force behind it all?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Mysterion, Kenny M., Butters S., Eric Cartman
Frugal Money Schemes by Lurking Pheonix reviews
You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurd (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 32-34: It's up to mall cops Romano and Germany to stop country shoplifters in a mall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,933 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
A nut job for a professor by Cookie05 reviews
Everyone's favourite British gentleman, England (or Iggy) decides to teach at Hogwarts, but from the point of view of the Golden Trio not everything is as it seems. There are theory's spreading about the new Care of Magical Creatures Professors, rumour's that he may be a nutjob.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,795 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., England/Britain
Return to Terra by Wednesday1990 reviews
When Peter learns about Thanos's failed invasion, the Guardians go to Earth in order to warn them about what's been going on with the rest of the Galaxy.
Crossover - Guardians of the Galaxy & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Nordic Aliens by Mason the Cat reviews
Alfred F. Jones is an alien fanatic, who sole dream is to prove the existence of extraterrestrials. One day, after his friend, Arthur Kirkland, kicks him out of the house, he finds a strange man being terrorized by the local gang. The man follows him home and takes up his closet as his 'temporary dwelling' until he can find his friend and go home. But will Alfred want him to go?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - America, Sweden, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Ring-tailed Temper by BubbleBean reviews
Growls and muttered curses hung in the air, while it wasn't out of the ordinary for Rocket to be pissed after a relatively tough fight, today was different. Peter didn't know what happened, but Rocket was beyond livid. Tension hung heavy in the air, but no one really wanted to risk the raccoon's ire at the moment. Peter was pretty sure he was making another death ray of some kind.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Forgotten by Blackrock Soldier reviews
When Lalna ends up in a coma, Xephos stays by his side. / Yogscast fic. (cover image fanart drawn by Yuumi on Drawcast)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Complete
Holy Rome's Return by Nurse Medusa reviews
Germany sees Italy cleaning his room, then Italy pulls out some really old paintings. Italy explains the time he lived at Austria's house to Germany just as someone knocks at the door. Yes, it's cheesy and short, but LIVE WITH IT!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Germany, Holy Roman Empire, Japan, N. Italy - Complete
The Age of Miracles by MrAustin390 reviews
The Guardians of the Galaxy now know that an entire galaxy is depending on them to protect it from evil where it appears, and their journey takes them to Earth, where the Avengers find that they have to rely on each other more than ever to protect the Earth, knowing that no one else can be trusted to. This was the Age of Miracles. Post-TWS, Post-GOTG, Pre-AoU.
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,736 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014
Rebuilding by katreeny reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Prussia wakes after the dissolution to discover that everything has changed in not-at-all-awesome ways.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Prussia - Complete
APOLLO! by TailsDoll13 reviews
After Apollo tries out a new spell-it backfires BTW-the demigods, Tyson, Ella, and a few others are stuck having to babysit their parents! Will they survive? This a joint story between me and MrsEDarcy. We're in the story ourselves, too. Not your typical Gods-turned-into-babies story. Random cover pic. Humor guranteed, or your money back! Note: Refunds not available. Shazer, OUT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,402 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Nico A., Will S.
The Minecraft War by Endergirl222 reviews
When Josh gets Minecraft for his 14th birthday, he's anything but thrilled. But when talk of a "Minecraft War" starts to appear, he decides to give it a try. However, once he gets on his local town's server, he unwillingly joins the "Rebels" or people trying to take back their server from an evil tyrant. And despite his new player status, he may have what is takes. ON HIATUS
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,966 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014
Do You Believe in Magic? by SillyKwado reviews
When Berwald, Tino, and Peter go to live with Mathias, they didn't know what to expect. What can you expect from a person who you've hardly met before and was a witch? Toads, a creepy house, and a strange cat? Well, only one of those things was right. Hanatama-family focused! Light SuFin and DenNor. bad summary...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Sealand, Sweden, Denmark, Norway - Complete
Bárðarbunga Has Blown by UnluckyIrishBreifcase reviews
Bárðarbunga, the largest volcano in Iceland, has erupted! And my friend Dalasport, after some rather silly skype convos, has inspired (read: commanded) me to write some one shots to show what we imagine Iceland is like during such an event. In other words, Iceland is going to be very, very pissy, and hilarity will most definitely ensue. (features OCs from my other fic Hellfire)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Japan, Iceland, Norway, OC
Mon Ami by Trn736 reviews
When Kenny's abusive, alcoholic parents take things one step too far, someone is there for him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,203 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Black Feathers by brina968 reviews
Matthew is a skilled hunter for the angels, but one mission, he makes a mistake and gets captured by two demons. Will he stay as what he has always been or will his white feathers go black? It is in an AU. Warnings are Gore, Yaoi/Rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Canada, Russia, Prussia] - Complete
London Roots by CreativeVisionary reviews
The night the Dementors attack Harry and Dudley, Harry unlocks his memorys as London, son of England. Look out Voldy because you have just royaly pissed off the world! Takes place in 5th year. ON A LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,632 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., England/Britain
Shadow of Israphel: Separated by Dragon-Rider12 reviews
An alternate telling of SoI. Xephos and Honeydew get separated after the crash of the Celaeno. With the two apart from each other and Israphel's corrupting influence on Xephos' sanity, will the two ever complete the task of destroying the Dark Lord? Rated T for language, violence, blood, alcohol, and all that good stuff.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 200,033 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
The Caveat of Cantarella by forever-kouhai reviews
Summary in the Intro (first page). Basically: SuFin. Other assorted pairings. Around the 1680s. Assassins. Lords of large castles. Hunters after said assassins. Death. Gore. Love that triumphs a majority of things . . . Sounds interesting already doesn't it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Fear of a Nation by maple mouse reviews
In a moment of anger, England attempts to cast a spell on America, one that will force him to face his deepest fears. However England messes up and the spell is turned against all the nations. Rated T because I'm not sure how crude it is to call someone "bloody git" and because the mere presence of France can taint a story, no matter how many times you hit him with a frying pan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Canada
An Otherworldly Weapon by HCP reviews
A Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover. Ed makes a deal with Truth and is sent to another world where he is captured by the Dark Lord. But he'll do anything to get back to his brother; even take on a bunch of cloak-wearing, magic-gabbling idiots with sticks. Hurt/comfort Ed, Magic and Alchemy abound.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,262 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Edward E.
Their Little Infinity by Wallflower95 reviews
It's been three months since Augustus Waters passed away and Hazel is heartbroken. Then she finds out something that shocks everyone. There might be a chance that Hazel and Gus can have their little infinity after all.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Hazel L., Isaac, Mrs. Lancaster, Kaitlyn - Complete
Ascendant by That One Eccedentesiast reviews
In a world made of normal people and super people, it can be hard to tell who the good guys are and how evil the villains actually are. And when you're a super growing up in such a place, finding the line between good and evil isn't so easy. Nor is it easy to tell which side you fall on-if you fall on one side at all. Super Hero AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,700 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Prussia
Anomalies by Captain Kork reviews
Sometimes accidental magic releases snakes from their cages or inflates people's relatives. Other times it gives people super powers. Harry Potter's magic, of course, has done all three. Speedster!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,517 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Jason T./Robin II
My Snow White Queen by Hetalia loving otaku 14 reviews
When 1p Canada gets thrown into the 2p!verse strange things start happening, very strange things. Then everything goes terrifyingly wrong. What is the dark secret they're trying so desperately to cover up?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Canada, Parallel Nations
Maailmanloppu by Finnyko
The zombie apocalypse is said to begin. Nobody doubted it either as people started disappearing and there was always a faint smell of rotten flesh. But as everybody fled, a group of four men stayed back in an abandon hospital with a coma patient. Using modern technology, they sends the coma patient signals and messages, trying to wake him up. SuFin fanfiction, zombie apocalypse AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2014
Of Angels by broshipFanatic reviews
Di Angelo. Of Angels. Lovino Vargas - the representative of Italia Romano - scoffed. He had never seen a kid that looked less like an angel. The five times Romano and Nico met. Two-shot, T for language and subjects in second chapter.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Nico A., S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Crazy by ReganRocks reviews
(being rewritten) 'Manny will never pick him. He knows better than that. Jack Frost is totally insane. He doesn't protect anything. All he does is kill.' Or so they thought. How can the Guardians defeat Pitch with a mad man in the way? Who's side is Jack really on? Movie Rewrite! HIATUS
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
The Awesome Companion by Silver-PenofTime reviews
After WW2, Prussia awaits the decision that will change his fate forever. However, when a strange man calling himself the Doctor stumbles into his life, he learns that the decision is all his own. The Doctor whisks the counfused, drunken country off in his TARDIS to write his own awesome history in the stars.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,396 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 10th Doctor, Prussia
Rose Tinted Photographs by Femme aux Mille Visages reviews
"There were a few sentences, Arthur realised, that he hoped he would never have to say as a parent."Alfred?" he questioned, striving to keep his voice level. "Why is Matthew wearing a dress?" Little snapshots into the daily lives of our favourite Hetalia characters. Pairings included are FrUK, USUK, and FACE family, as well as LitPol, Gerita, Pruada, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - England/Britain, America
I Didn't Ask to Get Made by Peace Like a River reviews
'Scientific terms are strange things. How cold and detached they are, words like "dissect" and "terminate". How crisp and clean-sounding, to cover up the horrible realities.' My take on Rocket's origin story. Movie-based.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Groot, Rocket R.
Rise From The Ashes by Blazingfyres reviews
Challenge by Yizuki. I known nothing. Memories are fragile; they can be lost so easily with just one bang on the head. But sometimes, memories are forced along with the soul, defining one's heart with past experiences. Ed/Harry!verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Edward E.
Shards of Life by love.friends.books reviews
England messes up his magic and accidentally turns Italy and Romano into 12-year olds, gives them magic power, and sends them to Hogwarts. How will the school react to these visitors appearing in a flash of smoke? How will Harry, Ron, and Hermione cope with two strange students in their classes? And will the other nations ever see the two Italians again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Umbridge's World Trip by Hydrozoa reviews
After drinking a cup of drugged tea, Umbridge finds herself in the Hetalia universe. How will the characters react to her? Will she be intact when she gets back, or will she have to be sent to St. Mungo's?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Dolores U.
Doggy Days by kemiro-wolf reviews
Being rewritten. When America and Denmark decide to mess around with England's magical potions and powders, the two of the two of them wake up to find out that they've somehow turned into dogs, and what's worse, they've managed to change every nation into dogs as well! Now all of them must work together to get the antidote and change themselves back into humans. (OCs are present)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - America, Denmark, England/Britain, Canada
A World Without You by ddp456 reviews
After an argument with the Mystery Shack Gang, Dipper runs away from home and wishes that they would see how life would be without him. His wish is granted as he stumbles into a new city where Gravity Falls once stood. Gideon has won, and is now ruler of all he surveys. Can Dipper find a way to make things right and return everything back to normal? Thx for reading/reviewing/faving
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Dipper P., Wendy, Gideon G., Robbie - Complete
Got Me Pretty Far by PsilentAsInCjelli reviews
"It probably won't kill me." In the pause that follows this proclamation, and in the interest of open communication between friends, she adds, "Right away." [Post-movie.]
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Gamora, Rocket R. - Complete
Rocket's Toy Box by Wolfling21 reviews
The guardian's do up a "toy box" full of spare parts, wires & other odds/ends for Rocket. Rocket in turn uses those things to help his team. Family, Groot growing up, some language, drinking, talk of killing people & general chaos. Few referances out to other shows/movies.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Gamora, Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
If I by PsilentAsInCjelli reviews
The sick feeling never really goes away. It spikes and it wanes and during the waning periods it becomes a background noise that you learn to live with. When it spikes, you take your guns apart, one by one or first-step-by-first-step, until it starts to die down. [For an anon who prompted Rocket dealing with OCD. Warnings inside.]
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Rocket R., Groot, Gamora, Drax - Complete
Bad Dream by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Lukas was in deep sleep, dreaming about magical unicorns and enjoying the quietness of the forests of his homelands. He hugged his pillow dreamily and muttered small, meaningless words that wouldn't make sense to those who watched him sleep. But who would do such a weird thing? DenNor, one-shot, please enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
Pack by Petchricor reviews
It's an animal thing, it was the job of every member of a pack to protect each other
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Weird Roommates by detrametal reviews
Garfield Logan owns the home with the oddest of people, a homicidal murderer, a vigilante, a beautician and a shop owner. Sounds like a bad joke, huh? But it gets even better, he's an award winning author that has hidden away from the world until now when his editor cajoled him into going onto the most popular TV show ever. What secrets will his weird roommates learn?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Jinx, Raven
Lead Me to Dreams by DjDangerLove reviews
Quill used to have nightmares, but by the time the Guardians of the Galaxy came to be, he thought he was done chasing them away. But Rocket has them, and Quill starts to wonder if nightmares ever really do go away. Friendship one-shot.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Of taking care of pets by RedHatMeg reviews
"And here's the main thing – where most people was seeing a freak of nature and a thug, Groot was seeing a person with history, pain, dreams, hobbies and unique skills. But above all that Groot was seeing his best friend." Rocket gets injured. While sitting next to him in the hospital, Groot reflects about their friendship.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Groot, Rocket R. - Complete
Enderborn Facilities by ImDefinitelySane reviews
I'm bad with summaries so just read it. Also first fanfic so please be nice. Rated M because i dont know whats going to happen yet and i want to be safe. Also the Yogscast aren't known for clean language. Enjoy! I don't own the Yogscast!
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013
The Legendary Bathroom Disagreement by Rogue Requiem reviews
Gamora likes to start her mornings early. So does Drax. And Peter's ship only has one bathroom.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R.
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Bloody Mary by tineri talentati reviews
America just watched his new movie "Paranormal Activity 3" and now he wants to put "Bloody Mary" to the test. Dragging an unwilling England with him, he decides to summon the demonic spirit, convinced it's just a rumour or a myth. Well, sometimes even myths are based on the truth... Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - England/Britain, America
Once it Snows by LicoriceTeaWithNoButter reviews
(AU) Every 30 years, single men and women over the age of 18 are chosen to represent a country. Lukas Bondevik- a single 21 year old man living a seemingly 'normal' life. That is, until he's chosen to represent the Kingdom of Norway. But once it snows, he's running. Running in order to live. [[OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Norway, Denmark
Silver Suede by Wings Of Sanguine reviews
While trying to escape the prison, Peter manages to snatch a certain someone's prosthetic for Rocket's escape plan. One-Shot.(DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN CAPTAIN AMERICA, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS)
Crossover - Captain America & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Eternal Guardian by Mistflyer1102 reviews
Only sixty years have passed since the conclusion of WWII, but it soon becomes clear that there are those who still wish to rewrite the world map. New yet familiar allies and foes return to the world stage in the newest battle for international stability.
Crossover - Avengers & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,079 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012
It goes on by xkaiistarx reviews
The pestilence comes in quick waves, destroying the world. When a nation turns up dead, the most primal of fears is struck deep into their hearts. In the midst of pandemonium, Katya runs to find the only relative she has left. Apocalypse AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,782 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - China, Finland, Turkey, Ukraine - Complete
Canada's Guide to the 2p Universe by that.odd.kid.you.know reviews
Canada, in one moment of bravery and self-confidence, gets peer pressured into a portal to another universe. Yeah, it stinks to be Matthew. At least Matt's there to make sure Canada doesn't get in too much trouble before finding a way to go home. Set during World War 2.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Parallel Nations
Manual in the Making by iTorchic reviews
"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
Life's A Bitch by WindyCanyon reviews
Formerly known as "Fate's a Bitch". After their grandfather's death, Lovino and Feliciano are left on the streets alone. To make matters worse, Feliciano falls ill and Lovino has to resort to stealing just to get them by. Will one fateful encounter change all that, or will Lovino be doomed to watch his little brother waste away?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,885 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain] N. Italy - Complete
Solitude by Feliona Jeanette Vargas reviews
"Kenny and Mysterion. Two persons in one body. While one is wild and cheerful, the other one is matured and serious. While one is at the sidelines, the other takes all the spotlight." Because sometimes, some secrets are worth keeping for...right? The Kenny Arc. ACT 1 COMPLETE! Coming soon: Act 2- Sorrowful Judgement. (ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! Lovino Vargas)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,943 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Kenny M., Mysterion
The Truth About Flash by Starrynyte04 reviews
Based on the Justice League show after Divided We Fall. Gorilla Grodd captures Flash and puts a helmet on him that will show all of his memories. Now, with the Watchtower overridden with the signal, the entire Justice League will learn everything they never knew about their favorite speedster, Wally West. T for child abuse, language, and slight sexual reference.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 112,712 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Sword Art Online by erentitanjaeger reviews
When something seems too good to be true, that's because it is. Within hours of the game's start, the creator of the entire endorsement, Akihiko Kayaba, summoned all ten thousand players into the town square of the first floor. Some people were already complaining about the lack of the 'log out' feature. I thought it was just some sort of bug, I didn't think anything of it.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,503 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013
The Cloudy Games by RedSkeletonFics reviews
A Hunger Games/Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (CWACOM) crossover including a few OC's, action, and suspense that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Swallow Falls is trying to heal from a war and the Cloudy Games is the only punishment. Enjoy and leave a review, if you want to!
Crossover - Hunger Games & Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013
Off the Coast by kandaluvr reviews
Matthias is a rescue swimmer who takes on the waves just outside of Florida. One night he is called to rescue a small group who were lost at sea after being thrown overboard on a fishing trip. When rescue goes wrong, he finds himself and four men with attitude problems in a cramped life boat in the middle of the ocean. What else could possibly go wrong? Apparently everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - America, Sealand, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Of Multiverses and Child Soldiers by BluSkyRose reviews
A mysterious plan from a secret society of villains goes wrong, and the team pays the price. One by one, they are pulled into another dimension where there is no Justice League and the mere prospect of a child vigilante is unthinkable. Cover image isn't mine; it belongs to guinnessyde (TJFrias) and MarcBourcier, both very talented artists who can be found on Deviantart.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Richard G./Robin, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
Finding You by PaintTheAlienPink reviews
The country of Spain has been without a human personification for a long, long time... Until Italy Romano meets a young man who goes by the name of Antonio Hernandez Carriedo. Then, everything changes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Tortured Speedster by Full-on-nerd reviews
The Flash is taken by the Joker. The Joker aims to break him physically while the Justice League stand by, unable to help. Will the Joker succeed in breaking Wally? Or will the JL find him in time? No slash. Flash torture.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman
The Grown Up World by theonlydudeonfanfiction reviews
When frustrated nations decide to give their spoiled kids some tough love by leaving them to their own devices, how ever will they fare? Rated T for moderate language and mild adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Japan, America, Russia, Canada
Terrible World Above by AnnoyingCat reviews
AU. In a far off future with monsters and powers. Humans forced to live underground. Tweek along with Butters, and all the others, find themselves being forced to go to a far away school, closer to the surface. Little did they know what future was in store. [sucky Summary. First fan fiction I've ever wrote. includes Creek, Bunny, Style and many other side pairings.]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Butters S., Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T.
Yogscast Outlanders by YogsGen reviews
The Spaceman and Mage had always considered themselves enemies until now. Now that a piece of them is recovered, something that was thought to be lost forever, they can live in a peace knowing they are not alone in this universe. Who would have thought that both Xephos and Rythian were of the same race. A race far out into the stars, a race with only two members left.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013
How Rivalries Are Born by curiosity-killed-the-cat-58 reviews
Edward Elric was an alchemist who prided himself on his maturity, his military ranking, and above all, his dignity. Which Colonel Mustang had then proceeded to stomp over with all the grace of a mountain gorilla. And thus, the pranking wars begin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Edward E., Roy M.
Frost Ghost by Mimi011 reviews
In 1980, Professor Charles Xavier found a boy on a cold winter morning outside his school, Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters. He immediately took him in. Now, six years later, you get to meet him as sixteen year old Jack Frost, the opposed son of Emma Frost and Sebastian Shaw. But now he faces new challenges when he and best friend Ororo meet a man with very large swords.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,129 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Storm, Jack Frost
Free Wally by NicoCheesediPizzaAngelo reviews
When the Team get a call from a mysterious source, telling them that their friend who left them a while a go is being held prisoner in Jump City, Robin and Wally decide to have some fun, dragging Roy and the Titans along for the ride. Is this just a simple prank or something else though?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin
That TEXT and other stories by Ms. Issues reviews
Sometimes Bruce uses texting to parent, other times he just likes to mess with Dick. Dick receives a text from Bruce while he's in class. Plus other one shots involving The Bat Family and their technology, home life and whatever hits me.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
When Robin's fall by Wordsorcereress reviews
... there isn't always someone to catch him ...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Breathe Me by MapleTreeway reviews
"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,161 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, France - Complete
City Penguins by NickiCriss reviews
New York City's secret elite force, The Penguins, have battled many enemies. Now, they're faced with a whole new challenge as something from their past comes over, needing their full attention. Humanized.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Skipper, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico
The Truth Hurts by Karce reviews
Abuse can happen to anyone, no matter how strong they appear. Young Wally West has been suffering alone as his father reigns down on him and his mother keeps silent, until one day he makes the brash decision to visit Robin at his home. Problem is, Dick and Alfred are away and the only other person around isn't exactly the friendly type. Warning: Descriptions of child abuse.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman
2 Halves Meet(1P hetalia Meets 2P) by Flyingmintbuny reviews
A window blocks the two halves of Hetalia. What happens when Oliver(2P England) breaks the window.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations
Confession by Goateeman reviews
Dr. Brian Swiss, a child psychologist, has been summoned to South Park to help with the problems of three children: Butters Stotch, Kenny McCormick, and Tweek Tweak. What's on these boys' minds, and how will Dr. Swiss handle these situations? Well, read to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
FATAL ERROR: SYSTEM REBOOT by Insert New Name Here reviews
I saw his HP drop, and, just as it hit zero, he smirked. "I'll be seeing you again very soon, Kirito-kun. I hope you can wait for me."-"Wha—"-Three seconds later, I realized exactly what he meant. Too late, I saw everything go white. Then everything, all of my memories, started to play in reverse. Time bender, rewrite of ERROR: SYSTEM REBOOT. First arc is complete, sequel is out
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,000 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Flight of the Valkyrie by CelticFeather reviews
As the icy talons of the Allied Armies curl around Europe in 1944, the proud Gilbert Beilschmidt works as an SS at Auschwitz-Birkenau, where he encounters a Hungarian dissident named Elizabeta, who threatens to change his views. When he tries to flee with her, he betrays the country he once loved, and Ludwig must grapple between his twisted ideals and saving his brother's life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 214,613 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Hungary, Prussia] Germany, Poland - Complete
Then and Now by Zophia33 reviews
The Italies brings Grandpa Rome to the world meeting, he swears Sealand is old Best Friend from when he was called Troy, the country of Atlantis. Sealand doesn't believe that is even possible until Rome pulls out an old photo that show kid Rome and Sealand as buddies! Now Rome has moved in with the Nordics to help Sealand remember his life as Atlantis and makes new, hilarious ones
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Ancient Rome, Sealand
Violet Eyes by KuroRiya reviews
There is an entire world that exists beneath the sea, unseen by the human eye for centuries. And the creatures that populate this world aren't so different from humans. But for some, born with the unfortunate trait of eyes the color of violets, a life of being hunted is all they can hope for. One of these poor souls gets lucky, fished out to find safety instead of death. Mer!Tino.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,101 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sweden, Finland
Ten Thousand Fists in the Air by detrametal reviews
Inspired by "Ten Thousand Fists" by Disturbed. Every hero now seems to have another business be it acting, books or music. These Titans find themselves a band without a singer-until they get a call from the mayor to be a charity. Forced to take this poor man in they now see what he can do, has done and what he now faces every waking second. The question is will it break him?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven
Subsidence by SashaSlytherin456 reviews
"Vati…" The small voice was hesitant and even loud in the quiet, dense woods. "Why do I look so different?" A curse, Germania pondered instinctually. But aloud, he simply said to the youth, "Because you just are." From childhood until after World War Two, Prussia questions one thing about himself: Is he really evil, or is he not?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Prussia, Germania, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Wrath of 1000 Menstrual Cycles by Rainy Day Anime reviews
Peter Kirkland is angry that Arthur and everyone else refuses to recognize him as a country. Now he knows just how to get back at them for everything; magic. But what happens when one of the spells goes horribly wrong? Why are the female nations acting so mean? And why does Liechtenstein have a machine gun? Rated T for Language and a crying Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sealand, Liechtenstein
Welcome to Insanity's Lair! by 20 Percent Awesomer reviews
Oh Noes! Arthur has beat up YET another student! Whats in it for him? Thats right folks! A group home for misunderstood boys! YAY At the nut house, Arthur, Feliciano, Ivan, and Matthew soon become the greatest of friends, but first they have go though the horrors of their past, blah blah, blah bleh. A awesome story with a twist of humor and angst! Pairings everywhere! ( AU )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - England/Britain, N. Italy, Canada, Russia
You Were Supposed To Be Watching The Door Dude by Ophelia'song reviews
When Batman is faced with unanswered questions concerning Brickleberry State Park, he finds himself graced with a visit from a group of unlikely "heroes."
Crossover - South Park & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Eric Cartman, Mysterion, Bruce W., Dick G.
A Very Asian Vacation by Dawn96 reviews
For an entire week, the Asian family go on vacation in one of Thailand's private islands. Hoping for better relations and pushing forward for a better outlook on the year, Japan agrees... however, knowing the chaos, insanity and utter madness of his family, will he come to regret it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Japan, China, Hong Kong, South Korea - Complete
Nine In All by Iron Woobie reviews
A strange part of him was hoping Barry would contradict him, come up with some bizarre speedster theory of how the guy could dig his way up from six feet under and start running around the world again. Hoping for a miracle or something. But… Dick had to face the fact of reality. Sometimes the good guys just can't get back up again. T for references to character death. One-shot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash - Complete
Retrieval of Self by ishkaw reviews
A training exercise crashed by a group of mercenaries leads to capture and to a dilapidated building hiding a sinister secret. Their failure as a team causes the X-men to question themselves, each other, their abilities, and their humanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,021 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Finding a home by wouldbewriter23 reviews
Jack was on his own for three hundred years, a lake on the edge of Burgess being the closest thing he had to a home. And then, suddenly he had three. Part 3 in my 'Home Series'.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Verisimilitude by forever-kouhai reviews
Feliciano and his brother were running, but where to? To train for the Military Police . . . it's their last hope now. But when they get to the training grounds, the Vargas brothers find that their agile and light bodies are well suited to 3D Maneuver Gear. Though their aerial combat is amazing, there are a lot of amazing students this year, all ready to change the world they know.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,207 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Where do Babies Come From? by Starrynyte04 reviews
Self-explanatory. Robin asks Batman in the middle of a meeting.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
True Meaning of Friendship by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Kenny saves Craig from near death. This has Craig feeling he owes a huge debt to him. His chance may come when the Cult of Cthulu kidnaps the immortal child and somehow strips him of his memory.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
I'm Sorry, My Friends by Light8mare reviews
Blond hair. blue eyes. The requirements for the Nazi utopian society. Neither Italy nor Japan have either quality, so it must have always been the plan for them to die. But did either know? When Germany finally tells them after all these years, how will they react?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia
Kenny the Snow King by Shinigamilover2 reviews
Inspired by 'Frozen'. Kenny is not only immortal, he also has cryokinesis. When he reveals his powers, he traps South Park in an eternal winter in the middle of summer time. Now, because of this, Kenny has ran away. Can Cartman, Kyle, and Stan not only bring back Summer, but thaw Kenny's frozen heart? Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Kenny M.
Mission: Impossible? We think Not! by The Evil Ninja reviews
It's a normal day on the Earth...or so the countries think. A certain intimidating woman and her otaku sidekick are plotting their way through the wonders of...matchmaking? Follow the adventures of Hungary and Japan as they make their way through the world, creating couples along the way! FYI not as 'adventurous' as the title suggests. Rated T for language and stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Japan, Hungary
The Wave That Destroys and The Wind That Calms It by doitforthelordoffanfics reviews
A threat directed towards Iceland at a recent world meeting has caused Norway to go on a bit of a viking rampage. The aftermath is inevitable, but will Denmark be able to snap him out of it and offer some comfort? A/N: Rated T for violence and NorNor going slightly insane. Reviews would be both appreciated as well as helpful! :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Prank War by mindprisoner reviews
It started with the states, but then it moved to the rest of the world. There's a prank war going DOWN right now. Alliances will be made. Friendships will be broken. Pick a team, see how long it lasts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013
Not So Much A Bully by Leo of Nohr reviews
Steve is sure that Tony is just another one of those bullies, like the ones he dealt with as a child, but it turns out that Tony has had his own problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Becoming a Teenager by cooliochick5 reviews
2D didn't really enjoy his teen years. What happens when Noodle asks him to 'become a teenager' with her? How will Murdoc and Russel handle two 'teens? May the fun begin!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - 2D, Noodle
The Big Bang Theory by 0-mirage-0 reviews
Ed's eleven-year-old life between his loss of limbs and automail like you've never seen it before. When you fall off the right path, you must stand back up, or die in the road. [Graphic Scenes/Tragedy and Heartbreak]. ...You, will enjoy this read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 154,476 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Pinako R., Winry R. - Complete
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,703 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Snapshots of the Fullmetal Alchemist by BakaNeko96 reviews
Snippets and shreds of memories, laughter and tears. My first drabble series that will be updated almost daily. Disclaimer; I own nothing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Edward E., Winry R.]
Peaches and Cream by Konata101 reviews
Demons are worse than rabbits in heat when they're desperate to breed. Alfred, and his devoted slave, Arthur, are no different. The young demon is determined to start a clan of his own, and Arthur is more than willing to to bring it into the world. Sweet Devil!USUK, mpreg, tentacles, and other fun fetishes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Life and Times of Harry A Potter by Dov5e reviews
Edward Elric finds himself an a strange new land, one filled with magic. With the sudden rescue of a baby, Ed takes on the role of parent to young Harry Potter. ( AU in which Ed raised Harry ) PLEASE READ
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,053 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Edward E.
I Can't Help This by ChibiPastaTalia reviews
Teen!Arthur and Alfred Are always picked on at their school for being gay. But, when a gang takes it too far, Arthur is put into hospital with serious life-threatening injuries, leaving Alfred alone, he gets the chance to become an LGBT spokesperson around the world...which means leaving Arthur alone. UsUk Rate T for adult situations and language. In honour of Human rights month
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
Meet The 2p Countries by 2p-talian reviews
The 2p's are always forgotten, yet they somehow have the more interesting stories. Some fight everyday just to stay alive, others fight for their beliefs, and the rest, well the fight because it's fun to see the terrified looks of their victims faces before their blood stains the streets. These are the 2p countries and their daily lives, something they can't avoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Parallel Nations
Recipe for Disaster and Hilarity by Zantetsuken Reverse reviews
5th book. After a de-aging spell gone wrong, Prussia, Spain, Belarus, Italy, and Romano are called to England's house. Now, they have to live at Privet Drive until he can find a cure. Not only that, it's Sealand's first year at Hogwarts. But when Dementors attack, the nations get curious...and go to Hogwarts themselves. Add a dash of the Baltics and Austria...Look out, Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Prussia
A Sorcerer's Science by Literature work reviews
Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,802 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., George W., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dark Guardian by wouldbewriter23 reviews
Based off the lives of immortals by Meercatwhisperer. Every child deserves a protector. When not even the Guardians of Childhood will protect him, who does Jack have? Part 2 in my 'Home Series'
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Stereotype Song: How it came about by Infinite IceFire reviews
The stories behind the lyrics of The Stereotype Song, by Ray William Johnson, Hetalia style! Sucky summary... but the story is better! Please R&R! Rated T for some language and slightly inappropriate material.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014
Cryonic by ChibiJazRide reviews
After suffering a fatal attack from an unknown illness, Lovino Vargas underwent cryopreservation, leaving behind his only family, his boyfriend, and a blooming company. Years later the effects are only just coming into play causing more problems than his preservation was supposed to solve. Human AU; T for language; pre-established Spamano; on HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,089 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Arx by Melantha963 reviews
The Penguins are psychotic, but they're hardly the only ones like that in this agency of theirs where ends justify means and things are (usually) geared towards the greater good. [Human AU. Contains violence and other dark themes. Minimal romance.]
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,630 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Spiders Become X-Men by 13SapphireStars13 reviews
What if Peter Parker had the X-gene? What if he always thought that his Spidey Sense was some side affect of his radioactive spider bite, but instead it was one of his powers from his X-gene? what if there was a secret about his parents he never even knew about? X-man!Peter Parker. Rated: T because i'm paranoid
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Cyclops/Scott S., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Rogue/Anna Marie
Familiar Enemy by Light8mare reviews
Italy was a religious person. This is something that could usually be considered good... Unless you were in Europe during WWII. Now, as the sweet Italian faces the unspeakable horrors of the concentration camps, it's all too clear he won't come back the same.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/29/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia
Don't Be Afraid by NinjaSphynxKitten reviews
What if Tino was abandoned, for the stupidest of reasons? What if the only person he needed was right beside him? SuFin, highschool AU. LGBT focus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Sweden, Finland] Norway, Denmark - Complete
Angel of Darkness by 20 Percent Awesomer reviews
After year's of mental and physical scar's your favortie Brit personfication's mask shattered. What become's of him can a certain self-proclaimed hero save his sanity? All these clue's and some nation's get closer to the answer but will everthing collaspe in the end? Based of off Britain's abuse in the show and fandom. Warning: Not for the light hearted /FINISHED SEQUEL COMING SOON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,626 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - England/Britain, America, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Tangled Truths of a First-Year's Friendship by Enraged-SerenePancakeMochis reviews
Abused by his family, Harry finds sanctuary with Alfred and Matthew in Kindergarten - until they moved away. Now ten years old and having given up all hope, he receives his letter and has a fateful encounter that rekindles his spirits. It's far from easy as new challenges appear and friendships are strained while three young boys attempt to get through their first year in Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,473 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., America, Canada
Family Moments by Yukihikari-chan reviews
What's better than one superhero dad? Two of course! A series of oneshots about Tony and Steve's favorite moments as Peter's dads. All from trying to pry him off the ceiling at nine months old to him taking Gwen Stacy out to Prom at 17. Simple moments like these is what makes a family a family, a superfamily that is. Minor StevexTony fluff and loads of superfamily cuteness
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
If Dreams Could Rise by Tina-chan V reviews
The Disease has spread worldwide and destroyed the ability of over half the population to get pregnant. A group known as the SISC is collecting fertile men and women for breeding purposes. However, some of those subjects have other plans. WARNING: Mpreg, violence, suggestive themes, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,501 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Japan, Canada, Sweden, Iceland
Melted Smile by Light8mare reviews
As the state in Russia worsens, Ivan finds he has more to fear than illnesses tied to his nation's failing, namely, his own people. Will America and his other fellow nations find him? And, if they do, will he be the same Russia they've always known? Rated M for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - America, Russia
Breaking Speed by Adoglover5 reviews
Kid Flash is captured by Cadmus. Torturing him in the name of science until he finally breaks. Forced to believe the lies they drill into his head to turn against the League, and everything he stood for. Can he be saved before the damage is permanent?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Rebirth by Faliara reviews
"Ash wood, phoenix wing feather, eleven and a half inches. Excellent for transfiguration. Try it." Draco has had strange dreams of white silhouettes, strange circles and and a talking suit of armor. But what does all of that mean, and what does it have to do with Neville Longbottom...?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Draco M., Neville L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Germany's Amnesia by Mirrors srorriM reviews
Germany gets hurt during training when protecting Italy from a grenade. When he wakes up he can't remember a thing. WARNING- Really sad things happen and some fluff yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia
Where the wild things are by FeralFighter reviews
All they were here to do was find the missing Dr Yeager's research notes. No one would have expected to not only get attacked by a giant beast, but also be in custody of a boy who behaves more like a feral animal than a human being.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,403 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Hange Z., Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Round Robin by Melantha963 reviews
AKA the five times Team Penguin had to function without their leader, and the one time Skipper decided he'd left them alone long enough. Set in my Human!PoM Arx AU. This is an apology to everyone who had read Arx regarding the following unannounced hiatus. Please don't flay me alive.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Russia Raising The Boy Who Lived by waterrain reviews
Russia has been summoned again by England. He wandered around without knowing where he was located expect that he was still in England. The violet eyed Nation discovers a baby on a door step and on the spot decided to be the one to raise the baby Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Ruffled Feathers by lymerikk reviews
Wingtalia AU! Up on a mountain, there lives a flock of winged people, sometimes thought to be 'angels'. The flock is a collection of these people from all around the world who've come together despite all their troubles and pasts. Request what characters and ships you want to read about! More info in first chapter. There will be USUK and RoChu. On hiatus for who knows how long.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [England/Britain, America] [China, Russia]
Old Men with Young Faces by SocietyMember reviews
Series of Drabbles. With all of the travelling the Doctor does, surely he has run into the nations at one time or another. Certainly, the nations would be affected by the many alien invasions that he put a stop to...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - England/Britain
Find Your Way Home by Thecattydddy reviews
On a trip to America, Alfred and Matthew get separated from their guardians and must find their way home against guns, police officers, wild animals, hunger, disaster, trauma and trains. One thing is for certain - They wont be going home the same boys they left as.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [England/Britain, France] America, Canada
Special Needs by Noble Creativity reviews
In which Lukas and Emil's mother dies, so they have to take care of their younger half-brother Matthias who is special needs. ChildDenmark, very smart Child Denmark at that. Autism, OCD, Anxiety disorder. Cute little family story of how two hateful big brothers come to love their younger sibling. Best big brothers ever Child Iceland too! Rating may change...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark
A Slightly Freaking Huge Viking Problem by HypedOnCandyForever reviews
Romania is being Romania again, and is running around the Magic Trio's house spazzing and casting spells everywhere. Then he goes into Norway's room and the two are transformed into chibis (well, Norway's a teenager), with the mind set of said children. Now Antarctica and Faeroe Islands have to babysit the two while England comes up with a counter spell. Things don't go so well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Norway - Complete
Peeps by Bionic Egypt reviews
They were evil, vile creations. They were the dreaded Easter Peeps. Two different nations hated these candies for almost the exact same reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2014 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Mama McCormick by McCormickSexual reviews
After a drunken fist fight causes the death of Carol McCormick, Stuart flees with their three kids, only to fall upon a haunted cabin in which he hopes to find refuge. The entity inside claims the life of Stuart, and takes up the role of Kevin, Kenny and Karen's.. "Mama". {South Park/Mama crossover} {In-Progress}
Crossover - South Park & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kevin McCormick, Karen McCormick
Time is short by DaIvanbraginski reviews
The clock has taken many people back in time. However they never ventured to when those nations were around. Everyone hated them too much. The government uses the clock to win the wars we have lost. Our job is to fetch this clock when it goes missing. What happens when our team is sent back in time to see the Pain bringers?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - America, Russia, Canada, OC
Radioactive by CaissyM reviews
It started off as just a few odd things, darkening eye color, lightening hair, eyesight that got better, eyesight that became more sensitive to the sun. All of these things turned out to be symptoms of a disease that none of us had heard of before, not that we ever got a specific name for it. So please, do not try to find me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Poland, Latvia, Prussia, Iceland
Stasis by Light8mare reviews
Utopia. It's been attempted so many times before, but how can it work out? Especially with the human embodiments of the nations running around carelessly. There's a quick fix for that. How better to achieve sameness than with stasis?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Germany, England/Britain, America, Canada
More Than Heaven or Earth by Eugenicmutagenesis reviews
Warren finally decides his time as a loner is over. He is ready to join the team known as the X Men, but it isn't that simple. Being part of Xavier's school for the gifted doesn't just guarantee you the opportunity to be amongst other teens in a similar situation; it gives you the opportunity to fight against all the injustice surrounding what it means to be a mutant.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Angel/Warren W.
Hetalia: Nightmares by Animechick2000 reviews
An episode of Hetalia that causes insanity to whoever sees it. Creepypasta. I don't own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2014 - N. Italy - Complete
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
When the Flames Soar Higher by Valaina Wynn reviews
Norman is accused of being a witch, and this time, there's no one there to save him. Warning: angst galore.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Norman B. - Complete
Rings, Rejection, and an Unintentional Fiancé by Anonymous Dream Echo reviews
When Belarus wakes up from a nasty fall she doesn't remember being angrily rejected by Russia, or anything else for that matter. She does however come to the conclusion Lithuania is her fiancé. How can the Lithuanian get himself out of this mess? Does he even want to? How long until it blows up in his face? LietBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,946 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Home is where the soul stays by GhostyGhoul reviews
Lukas Bondevik has no emotions. He grew up in a normal household with his brother until a brutal car accident tore his parents from him. Seperated from his brother, he must now survive in a foster home. Good thing he has a new family to back him up. SEQUEL TO HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS but can stand alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] [Norway, Denmark]
Abducted by CaptainOldDog reviews
Sometimes getting kidnapped is mandatory when you are a small sidekick and ward of a famous billionaire and dangerous vigilante. It's bound to happen at least a few times. The five times Richard was kidnapped and needed rescuing, and the one time he did the saving himself. Fluff and daddybats included.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
150 things I'm not allowed to do in the Underworld by ravenclawjedi reviews
Nico and the spirits of the dead get bored, and decide to create a list of 150 things not to do in the Underworld, and do all of them. The story begins in between The Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian. (I asked permission from the author of the previous lists, more detail below in author's notes.) (This story is rated Teen just in case.) I do not own Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Lee F., Castor
Without the Birds by RedSkeletonFics reviews
I made this after listening to the director's commentary for Cloudy. What if the ratbirds didn't save Flint from the explosion? Sam has to cope with life without Flint to help her psychologically. Lots and lots of Flint&Sam fluff :3) Hope y'all like it!
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
Magical Lies by TheJennyFromIceland reviews
What if Robin wasn't so human after all? What if Mary and John Grayson hadn't been his real parents, but had adopted him? What if it was his destiny to safe the wizard world from a certain wizard who called himself Voldemort?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Richard G./Nightwing
National Geographic, Country style by undercover banana reviews
Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,628 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Japan, England/Britain, Australia - Complete
The Hogwarts Guardians by Vsyo vo mrake nochi reviews
When Harry returns for his fifth year he is surprised to find that five new classes have been added to the time-table. Not only that but a new threat begins to present itself to the world. To defeat both Voldemort and Pitch, Harry must join forces with Guardians to protect all of the worlds children from the dark.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Jack Frost, Sandy
In All but Blood: Evolution by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
Summer ending, school year starting, new students arriving, powers evolving, relationships blooming. Just another year for the residents of Xavier's school for gifted children. R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
The End of the World by DeathbladeMeister reviews
It's 2080, and the Principality of Liechtenstein has officially dissolved, leaving only a few countries left. What has happened? What will happen? Follow the horrors of the 21st century, as the Earth changes beyond recognition...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Liechtenstein
Runway by Total awesomeness 13 reviews
Someome can't take it anymore, so they leave. How will the remaining X-man deal with losing one of their own.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Take Him Back! by MapleTreeway reviews
America wants Canada to take a certain celebrity back. Canada, however, doesn't want to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/30/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Luck's Always to Blame by sushi4427 reviews
"What a stroke of luck!" Lucky exclaimed, clapping her hands. "Hah!" Bunnymund laughed. "Luck. I see what you did there." "Did you like it?" "No." The Guardians are worried when the Man in the Moon picks a fairly new immortal to be a Guardian, and even more worried when he doesn't say why. Jack FrostxOC *hides in hater-proof bunker*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
NOT DEAD YET by 2degreesabovefreezing reviews
Would you ever get tired of being that last human on Earth? Lovino Vargas does. Every day is a battle for survival that only continues because he doesn't have the courage to pull the trigger against himself. While out getting supplies, his life is saved by a corpse that seems to still have some life left in it. Is there any hope for bringing back the dead? SpainxRomano, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,629 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Great Smog by Thefreakoutsideyourwindow reviews
It's 1952, and a rather cold winter for England, but what happens when people burn too many coal fires and leaves the poor Brit in a rather disastrous state?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Dark Endings by ddeath648 reviews
Zoeya's gone and Rythian is no longer Rythian, he let the Enderman inside him take over.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
My Pretty Little Sunflower by waterrain reviews
AU All Human. Alfred Jones ten years old made a Facebook account with the name Kansas Sunflower. Ivan Braginski seventeen years old is the head of a Mafia in Russia and he has Alfred brought to Russia. Time stops for no one. Alfred & Ivan become older.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - America, Russia
love is louder than words by bananaslugboy reviews
when he's five years old Denmark finds a baby in the forest, it was going to be perfect and last forever, but even nations have to grow up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Fairy Snack by faerietalks reviews
I saw a hreadcanon that Norway almost ate a fairy as a child, and I couldn't resist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Complete
100 Slices of Life by Crystal Volcheck reviews
"You make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing." Come enjoy the Slices of Life, a collection of humanized drabbles and prompts. Each can range from 1 sentence to a few paragraphs, cover various genres, and many pairings [mainly Skilene, Kico, some Koris, and Rico/Juilen]
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
The Kommandant's Lover by nena92 reviews
Just arrived to Auschwitz,to save his brother from a certain death,Feliciano a Jew boy of nineteen, with a passion for music, will be forced to become the lover of the ruthless and cruel Kommandant Beilschmdt. Warning inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
The Six Stones by abesgoldenfriend reviews
The Emperor is obsessed with expanding his kingdom, which he does by taking over other kingdoms. Everyone is too afraid to stop him, and the only ones who can are the Holders of the six stones: earth, water, air, fire, light, and dark. The Emperor wont stop until he as all six stones under his control, and all the Holders are dead. Fantasy AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, France
Downfall by j'adore macabre reviews
"He did not believe when Thanos promised him torture if he should fail. He was too proud and thought himself strong enough for anything. The knowledge that this misery would finally end was simply beautiful." Torture, violence, PTSD. Comforting Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,824 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Mistral City Genderbent Universes Dilemma by MrLRocks78 reviews
Sequel to the Tekkit Genderbent Universes Dilemma. Xephos and Honeydew are visiting New Mistral for a bit of a holiday. Lalna , Sips and Sjin are accompanying them, and all five are excited to see how things are going in the mainland after the defeat of Israphel. But the glowstone portal from Tekkitopia isn't finished with them... Rated T for Yogscast.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013
Killing with Words by Icefire1224 reviews
Edward knew everyone was wrong when they said, ' Words can't hurt you.' So very very wrong...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Edward E., Jean H., Heymans B. - Complete
New life by Clouda-a-friend reviews
Alfred F jones, aka America, has disappeared without a trace after WW2, friend, family and foes alike look for the joyful loudmouth country. After a fruitful search nobody can find him by any means. So why is it that young boy that looks about 10 years of age resemble America and their personalities are uncanny. Well you have to read to find out the truth...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, England/Britain, America
Hetalia facts and Headcanons thingie by Einsam Ritter reviews
Basically what the title said. I find it interesting learning all these facts and they are fun to put into stories. Also submit your personal headcanons. I love to read them and get new ideas. Big thanks to Rufescent for all the help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013
Spain's Butt by soraxtsuna123 reviews
A story explaining Spain's ass. Rated T for safety. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Spain - Complete
Dimensional by 60sec400 reviews
SHIELD wasn't sure this boy was a threat. But Robin was pretty darn sure that SHIELD was a threat. Waking up strapped to a medical table was not a sign of friendship. And now that he's escaped, SHIELD will do anything to find him and bring him back. That is, unless Tony Stark has anything to say about it.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,140 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
A Boy and A Bear by Maya Tamika reviews
The story of how Arthur Kirkland took in a boy from the wild and raised him with the help of a few friends, including a motherly polar bear. No pairings, minor FACE family dynamics, sucky summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
PruCan El Dorado by TacoChel reviews
Prussia and Canada decide to 'liven up' the violent and disorganised meetings held by the Nations to help Canada get a say and to help Prussia concentrate. By cosplaying. And quoting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
100 things Iceland Is Not Allowed To Do by 1800hotlinebling reviews
Iceland has tried to do a lot of things in his sad, hipster life. Here are 100 things that he cant do. Ever. Again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Iceland - Complete
Extraterrestrial by Her Pharaoh reviews
Alfred had vowed to protect them from his own country and send them back home. But with a man named Arthur Kirkland hunting them down and wanting the outlanders under the knife, he wonders if he's doing the right thing by sending them back, knowing whether or not they could be the biggest threats to the planet earth... Hopefully, he can choose wisely against death's grip, again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, America
Amanda's Voice by GaredBattlespike reviews
Amanda Sefton love her fuzzy dude! Her parents demand that she dump him. Her answer is silence. A serious KuManda Fic
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Amanda S. - Complete
Britain's Reaction to the Doctor by Velgamidragon reviews
Twoshot. Two possibilities. One is that "Doctor Who" is simply a TV show to Britain. The other is that the Doctor is a real person that he's had the misfortune of meeting several times too many in his life. Either way, Britain is absolutely livid about what he did to Elizabeth I.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
Ghosts by epicavatar01 reviews
In which Leo Valdez is having an, understandably, awful day. Jason and Piper decide to help.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Piper M., Jason G., Leo V., Melinoe
A Cup of misfortunes by Intoxicated.Panda reviews
England's spell has backfired on them, but none of them are as severly after as China was. Its gonna take the whole asian family to deal with the 'oldest' nation among them as they take baby steps raising the now young nation. It's tough being the oldest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Japan, China, South Korea
The Country who Waited by Albilibertea reviews
The Doctor found a boy with emerald eyes and sandy blond hair in a field one day. (A series of Doctor Who/Hetalia crossover oneshots/drabbles. Prompts are welcome!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - 4th Doctor, 11th Doctor, England/Britain, America
What The Eye Can't See by AIwah reviews
China has too much than even a 4000-year-old country can handle. However, when a beloved neighbour is facing dark hours, he immediately rushes to help. But could this possibly put them both in danger? And with Hanami closing in, how are they to cope? Will all fail for the two nations, or will they learn to regard each other in a plane that surpasses what the eye can see?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [China, Japan] - Complete
Demigods of the World by Chukipye reviews
Doppelgangers of the Gods are rising, as Gaea still tries to wake 100 years after Percy Jackson and Jason Grace sent her back to sleep. The Gods have children all around the world now, Roman and Greek. There are 11 out to save the day once again!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,706 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
National Secrets by Mahade Crawford reviews
Every nation has a secret. Some are big, some are small, some are stupid, some are secrets for a reason, but all are kept secret from the other nations. What is your nations secret? If you want a secret or a country shown, just leave a review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013
WhY by Lots-of-Little-Pink-Clouds reviews
The final... Congratulations, congratulations! But you must know by now... That sometimes... The answer is not what you want to hear... WhY: The end is near... And time for them is almost up. Last in the LoNeLY series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - America, China, N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Moments by Myde the Turk reviews
Points of time in the lives of the Penguins. Human!AU. Slash IS present in some of them. I'm sorry if that throws you off.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private - Complete
Little Boy Blue by 1800hotlinebling reviews
I learned that you didn't care, that I didn't matter to you one little bit. So, I decided to fix that. (Sequel to Mommy Dearest.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Denmark, Norway, Iceland - Complete
The Year Without a Finland by Fourth in Command Cixalea Jwan reviews
"The Year Without a Santa Claus" with a 2P!Hetalia twist. Santa!Finland is sick, and so it is up to Sealand and the Nordics to make Christmas amazing, that is, if they can get the two Miser brothers to cooperate. 2P!SnowMiser!Canada, 2P!HeatMiser!America, and 2P!MotherNature!England. No OCs. No pairings. Three-shot. Looking forward to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sealand, Parallel Nations - Complete
Chosen to Fight by OrgyMemberXVII reviews
The prophecy tells of the chosen one, a young boy at the age of sixteen. No specfific detail was given except the boy would be part demon and part human and that in the dream he has on his 16th birthday, he shall see the fallen angel, Feliciano Vargas, in both angel and demon forms. The chosen one shall be the one to defeat the fallen angel and restore balance. *Rated for violence*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Canada
Rest in peace idiot by Kisa Mae reviews
So, I fail at summaries, but oh well. Romano asks Germany how exactly his brother died. After telling him the full story and getting a surprisingly half-way supportive talking to by Romano, Germany visits Italy's grave once more, only with a new outlook. The ending is kinda bad (really really bad) but I tried.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
The not-so-great Nordic family reaction by randomgirl40 reviews
What happens when you combine Me, two of my best friends, chocolate, and SLEEPOVARS! Emil informs the other Nordics that he is gay... Oops Co-Written with DigimonIsBetterThanPokemon151.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Iceland, Norway
Maple Ice Cream by OtherworldlyArtist reviews
A series of one-shots based around the pairing of 2p!Prucan(Matthew James WilliamsXAkbar Belischdmit). Each chapter is a new flavor of lov-ice cream. (The rating may go up someday.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] Parallel Nations
Perfect isn't easy by lololo9 reviews
When Hungary, the manliest nation ever known, is dragged along to be 'girli-fied' by the flamboyant Poland, will she survive? Or come looking drop dead amazing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Poland, Hungary - Complete
SpReAD by Lots-of-Little-Pink-Clouds reviews
When one is sick, their thoughts become a blank haze. They cannot see clearly. The sickness can turn into a disease quickly though and many will fall. SpReAD: One by one, they are infected... Third in the LoNeLY series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2013 - China, America, N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Ruins of My Fathers by Chocochino11
Panem is the only country left, and therefore, the only nation. He knows this. But strange things have been happening all over his country for the past few years, all leading up to the annual celebration of the Hunger Games, where the odds are never in anyone's favor... (Future AU, humans & nations used)
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,357 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013
Anything by Prussian Bleu reviews
Matthew turned, and Matt refuses to kill him. Instead, he takes him from place to place and treats him like a pet. But really, that's no better than dead. Red Velvet Pancakes/1p2pCanada/whatever
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Canada, Parallel Nations - Complete
Cosplay is for countries too! by spacejam reviews
"Japan you cosplay?" NO pairings even though i ship it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Japan, America - Complete
LosT by Lots-of-Little-Pink-Clouds reviews
When one is lost, they cannot find their way forward. With companions beside them, their chances increase. However... With all three lost, the way gets darker and grimmer with each mistake that is made. LosT: Let World War 3 Begin. Second in the LoNeLY Series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - China, America, N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Never be lonely by LaurelSilver reviews
In a war-riddled world, Italy and Canada are both dying, and Russia may be the only hope. But Russia has given up his position as a nation representative to save his dying sisters, and has more secrets he won't tell until forced to by a snapped Asian nation. This is the story of how a soldier, a maid-boy and two heroes save a dying man in an attempt to save their loved ones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] America, Russia
Hide And Seek, Under Grey Skies by Tenkan Star reviews
Jack dies after Pitch breaks his staff in Antarctica. Losing their battle as a result, the Guardians are defeated for good by Pitch and for years wait for help to arrive. Eventually it does, in the form of Jack's reincarnation, but this new 'Jack' is rather different and will take quite a bit of convincing... T for language and character death (though it doesn't last).
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, Jack's sister
Through The Eyes of Insanity by IzayaOriharaTheSexyInfoBroker reviews
Nobody would think that the sweet Italian with the light brown hair and that wayward curl was a murderous maniac. And really, Feliciano wasn't the murderer. It was Luciano. But Feliciano's therapist had told him not to think of them separately. Luciano was him. There was no one else in there, Feliciano was just Feliciano. Luciano didn't exist. GerIta Prison AU Rating may change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] Parallel Nations
Disease of the Mind by KuroiAme-Chan
In a world where personified nations gather, a horrific disease is spreading rapidly. With quick wits, New Zealand and Queensland must lead the other nations from Brisbane to Canberra, all the while fighting off "the living dead" and watching their fellow nations die before their eyes. WARNING: Zombie AU, Gore, Character death, Language. Reader discretion is advised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Australia, New Zealand, Wy, OC
Guardian Trio by Patient Harmony reviews
No one knew what being a member of the magic trio truly meant. No one knew what they did to protect them. T for England's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/29/2013 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania - Complete
The Hetalia Games by meenaahh reviews
This is a fail summary, it's pretty straightforward. The Hetalia characters are forced by Panem to particapate in The Hunger Games so she can demonstrate her power. But is Panem really that all-powerful?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Japan, Hungary, Liechtenstein, Iceland
Awoken by Falling Backwards Again reviews
"I try my best to block out my screams, but they're harming me in my dreams. Please break my shackles, I want it to stop!" Why can't people just be normal or sane? Why can't Patient #618 just shut up and accept he lives in a world where magic isn't real. Calling me crazy? Ha! That kid needs a reality check. I'm Mary, not Mabel.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
LoNeLY by Lots-of-Little-Pink-Clouds reviews
When one is lonely, they can be led to the brink of insanity until the point that they cannot be saved. And by that time, they will wish for a friend's companionship... However, they would never get it. LoNeLY: No matter the people around them, they are always alone. First in the LoNeLY Series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - China, America, N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Never Before, Always Again by RapunzelInTheSnow reviews
Norway and Prussia hang out. read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Prussia, Norway
Enjoy Your Pie by mink'prowl reviews
When Sealand pushes England over the edge, England snaps and makes a terrible mistake. Then America's Thanksgiving party provides a deliciously convenient solution...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Sealand - Complete
Hetalia: Expecto Patronum by Luna Safire reviews
Liechtenstein and Iceland gain magical powers, but a spell meant to help goes horribly wrong. Now thirty nations have magic, and they're all going to Hogwarts! Friendships are made and broken, secrets get out, and house rivalries are are at their fiercest. Is magic really all it's cracked up to be? Many pairings eventually.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,020 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Liechtenstein, Iceland] OC, France
Percy Jackson The Guardian? by daughterofthehunt reviews
When Pitch Black starts getting stronger and starts gaining more power, the Man in the Moon chooses someone with even more strength and power to help the guardians defiet him once and for all. But how will Percy Jackson react when he is taken to a place he'd stopped believing in since he was seven? Full credit goes to DWA, William Joyce and R.R. T for violent sceens. Rewriting
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,838 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., OC, Jack Frost - Complete
Happiness Blocks by AppleBagel reviews
Even when he was five years old, Matt was anti-social and had trouble making friends. But then this weirdo white-haired kid started giving him building blocks. . . . (2p!PruCan as little kids. Written by Apple. Cover image by OtherworldlyArtist.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] Parallel Nations
Welcome to Our Family, Chibi South Korea! by Sparkling Goldfish reviews
Chibi South Korea is adopted by China, and meets his new family!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2013 - China, South Korea - Complete
It's a Messed up World by PopcornNinja reviews
Things are going great and Camp Half-Blood. The Titan war is over and everyone is happy. But the gods still have one more curve-ball in store for our poor campers. There is a force even older than the Gods making its appearance with the help of one new camper: Melanie Beilshmidt. Rated T for foul language. Definite PruCan. Other pairing are welcome for debate. Review! Pasta!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013
Stupid Stones by beingawesome reviews
America brings a stone of some sort to the world meeting, and it transforms Spain into a 15 year old! Tough luck, Romano! May have hints of Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America, Spain - Complete
You're never to old for Disneyland by Mimi Striker reviews
Steve never got the chance to watch Snow White or go to Disneyland. Clint was shock he made Steve watch all the classic Disney movies he missed and planned a trip to take Steve to Disneyland. Soon all the Avengers joined the movie night and now it was Clint job to teach them of the Wonderful World of Disneyland! But during this trip Steve has a feeling that he knows this Walt D.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Warm by Prussian Bleu reviews
A young nations wanders the vast expanses of snow in the dead of winter in search of somewhere warm to stay, followed closely his curious neighbour. DenNor, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Camp Out by fluffehbunneh1 reviews
Russia is chased by Belarus and someone comes to save him. Or is it two someone's? He is forced to stay over with them while he is being terrorized by Belarus. LOVE TRIANGLE MAYBEEEEE?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Russia, Canada, Prussia
Mommy Dearest by 1800hotlinebling reviews
You know what my Mommy does to people she doesn't like? She kills them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
cloudy with no chance of meatballs by v-hills reviews
“Oh well you know, it’s just that there was this … hugeexplosionrightinfrontofmeandsincethenI’vehadsomuchluckthatI’mafraidit’sjustsomesortofcoma-dream?” // it's a kind of romantic, general, adventure-like thing with a little angst? hum. //
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010
The Doctor Encounters Frogs and Roast Beef by HadesGhostGirl reviews
This was a request from ZheAwesomeVon who asked for the Doctor seeing England and France fighting. So that is what this is :P Enjoy!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain, France - Complete
Rag-Doll by DuskMoon15 reviews
Who would think that all it takes to expose his soft side is a little girl in a prison camp?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Germany - Complete
Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A horrifying car crash results in Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert each being afflicted each with a disability: muteness, blindness, and deafness. De-anon from the kinkmeme. Minor FrUK, PruCan, and Spamano. Rated T for Language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Frozen In Place by OverCompulsiveNoteTaker-QAQ reviews
Iceland has always lived in solitude. He knows no other way to live. It simply is the only thing he knows will remain constant in his life. The other Nordics try to change this however, for the sake of their friend. Though Iceland...he can't deal with the change. His emotions go out of control and he cant control himself anymore. What will the other Nordics do to fix their mistake
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Norway
Colliding Italies by Setsumiya-kami reviews
Gang AU where a city is overrun by gangs that have named themselves after different countries of the world, like the real countries these gangs rank each other on power, members, and how strong the actual place is. Country names and human names both used. (Rating will change, there's gonna be swearing, yaoi, plus smut in the upcoming chapters.) ((On hiatus for now))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
A cold cut romance! by Eyes 'Ruth-kun' Rutherford reviews
Belarus is rejected for the last time. Norway is ignored by the other Nordics and Sealand. Iceland, hong kong, Denmark and Sweden are scared. Finland is happy and thinks its cute.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Norway, Belarus
Ordering in A Starbucks (With Japan) by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Japan is now in a Starbucks, and this is his first time ever being inside one. Let's see what happens... One-shot, rated T, funny little Special ending. Please enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Complete
The Winged Demigod by The Girl at the Keyboard reviews
Maximum is a homeless, mute, winged child. Something she doesn't know though is she is a demigod also. This story is being rewritten.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Max, Percy J.
Infection by LawlietLight7 reviews
The deadly Rage virus spreads throughout Great Britain and Arthur and Francis are trying to find a way to stop it. Will they be able to? Based on the 28 Days/Weeks Later movies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - England/Britain, France
Moo to see you 2 by Toxicmpreglover reviews
Sequel and stories in the Moo to see you universe, Multiple mates, mpreg beastiallity. Requests for mates open. Not in timeline order
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P.
Random Bag of Yogscast One-Shots by MrLRocks78 reviews
As the title suggests, I present to you... a bag of random Yogscast-related one-shots! Will be either Shadow of Israphel-related OR Lewis, Simon and Duncan Tekkit-related. Enjoy! The Tekkit Genderbent Universes Dilemma OFFICIAL story is up, as well as the sequel. Rated T for Yogscast.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Havoc in Hetalia by DamaraLazuli reviews
"Hello world, I am Here with the news. Currently, with unknown reasons, an old nation was dragged into another universe. They have declared war against us. They have been in constant war and know how to fight more than us... We ask for help.. Someone.. Anyone...Pleas pick up your guns..Pick up your weapons... And may God have mercy on us-" (Rated T, might go to M for gore?)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - 11th Doctor
May 14th by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Enderborn: A Blackrock story by Shad0wMeister1 reviews
A oneshot continuation of Rythian's The Princess: A Blackrock Story
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Norgie Is Sick! by DubstepNation reviews
Gakuen AU. Norway gets sick at school and Denmark takes him home. Sick!Norway X Denmark.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Perfects by Pureh reviews
The world has been changed. Everyone is a Perfect. Light brown hair, blue eyes. Not one variation.  Except for Arthur Kirkland, with blond hair and green eyes. Just why does the Misfit have an odd hair and eye colour?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain
Once Upon a Time by Star of Roselight reviews
"You see a note, crumpled on the table. On it are the intials "S.O.R." You hesitate to pick it up, but you do so anyway." This is the tale of a girl who wanted to be noticed. She played Minecraft, which was bad at the time. She has grown up, and her world is gone. This is her story. My story. The story of FanFiction, happiness, worry, depression, and the Aura Series. :-)
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Complete
Dinner at the Institute by Hunchbook reviews
Every relationship affects more prople than just the two, especially when mutants are involved. So of course there're a few volatile reactions when Kurt invites Amanda to meet his family, and that was before things started exploding.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Iceman/Bobby D., Magma/Amara A., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Amanda S. - Complete
Silent For Never by captainxx reviews
Matthew is fostered and has been mute since he was 6 when his mom and dad died. He is not noticed unless people want to abuse him and is very depressed and suicidal. One day Gilbert a new German student moves to Courtney High where he notices the silent Matthew. All he can think is, 'how can the awesome me fall for a mute boy who I shouldn't even care about'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,479 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Building Bridges by Barrissia reviews
Lithuania just wanted to be free. Poland just wanted his friend back. When Lithuania finally escapes from Russia's clutches with the help of the UN, Poland takes it into his own hands to try and heal his former best friends scars, even if it means reopening his own in the process. Historical!hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,130 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Poland, Lithuania
An Unexpected Visit by Graceful Reaper reviews
When Britain opened his door, he expected perhaps a courier with a message, one of his annoying siblings, a Spaniard out for revenge, even a certain bloody frog with a horrible fashion sense who just wouldn't die. Instead, the supposedly dead personification of the Roman Empire stood at the door in a sopping wet toga. Rated for the slightest bit of cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2013 - England/Britain, Ancient Rome - Complete
Nighttime by what-madness-this-is reviews
Or, as I like to call it, 'In Which Norway is an Awesome Older Brother' Norway and Baby!Iceland. Someone can't sleep... Fluffity fluff fluff. Human names used, and if you're looking for Denmark, he's outside cleaning his ax.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark
What Does the Fox Say? by i have died reviews
One day Denmark is called over to Norway's house and sees some very weird things... Fail summary is fail. One-shot. My first fanfic so please r&r!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Land of legends and secrets by 42Lia reviews
Do you believe in magic? They didn't either. Not one. Not until they came across that strange girl in a blue dress haunting this more than suspicious castle on the Anglo-Scottish border. None of the 11 countries believed in magic. Nor could they ever imagine that "games" could be this dangerous. Shall we play?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,613 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Finding a True Family by Kage Nightray reviews
One night, Harry meets a boy with white hair and red eyes, who convinces him that they should run away together. They plan to hide at Hogwarts until they turn eleven. All they really want, though, is to find a family where they are loved. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Germany, Prussia
Afraid of Me by Aradellia reviews
2P!Verse. Italy never thought he would see him like this. The Axis never thought they see such a reaction from him. One outburst fueled by hatred has begun a landslide of events that could end in heartbreak, darkness and fear. Why are the 1Ps involved? Why are their histories involved? Walls erected long ago will soon crumble, and the truth will be revealed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
Life Is Like An Hourglass Glued To the Table by Gretel-the-Dragon reviews
I've decided to revamp this story and give it a bit of a new flavor. When Private receives a letter from a relative he doesn't remember anything about, he drags the whole team thousands of miles to meet them. It's all fun and games to start with, and long awaited reunion for family, but tragedy strikes often when your guard is at its lowest point. Humanized, details within.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
All that is lost by Crysagi-Chan reviews
Francis is forced to abandon his sister Lili when horrible zombies attack. While trying to escape in the city, he is rescued by a look a like of Lili's, Vash. Vash's brother Feliks has a secret he's been hiding and the two kids Vash also rescued, Peter and Natalya, are to trusting. Will this ragtag group survive in the catastrophe that is America? Pairing- FraSwitz
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2013 - France, Poland, Switzerland, Belarus
Specimens by Bananas102 reviews
He was unchained and roughly pushed in. Canada to his left, and Britain to his right. He turned around. "America, England, and Canada," the man sighed. "Very good."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Behind the Mask by Alex Skywalker reviews
An unknown organization is out to kidnap Robin and will seemingly stop at nothing to get him. Their reasons? Unknown. Their methods? Deadly. A look into the life of the Boy Wonder.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,679 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Barbara G./Batgirl, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Ludwig and the Order of the Phenix by HeartCurl23 reviews
No one believes Harry, so Ludwig, Lovino, and Feliciano must return to Hogwarts, stand up for him, and restore Feliciano's memory. Will the memory be restored? Will the trio be silenced by the Magical Government? Feliciano and the Goblet of Fire sequal. I suck at summeries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P., Germany
Shattered Existence by ForgottenXGuardian785 reviews
When Canada heard Prussia was dying he only wanted to help. But things take an unlikely turn and now Prussia believes HE is his brother and not Germany! Can he find a way to fix the other nation's memory or will New Prussia be living a lie for the rest of his days? Brotherly PruCan. Based on information I found on 'New Prussia', I'm not really sure if such a place actually exists.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Canada, Prussia, Germany, N. Italy
Assault On Sanity by invatercat reviews
Feliciano Vargas used to be the weakest teen to ever train with 3DMG. He was easily broken and hardly worth the effort. But now he is the fastest, most lethal killer in all of human history. But The reason behind Feliciano's drastic change in skill could push the boy into insanity. If he is to die, it is not by a Titan's attack, but by his very own hands. (No Pairings or OCs)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - N. Italy, Levi A.
Frostbite and Fire by Dream Of The End reviews
"Don't worry, I'll be alright," and "I can take care of myself, you know that," Feliks had told her. If only those words still rang true to his situation. Now Feliks must contact an old friend to help him stay out of Ivan's reach. Feliks isn't at all pleased with his situation but as Al said "It's safer, you don't have any connections with him so Ivan wont look," 2pCanada/1pPoland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Poland, Parallel Nations
World War Four by Famy62 reviews
While most of the world had been worried about World War Three, no one stopped to consider World War Four, even after WWIII ended. Everyone; humans and nations alike, thought that the peace would last. How horribly wrong they were.-This is my first Hetalia Fanfic. Note at end of fist chap on things. This is done with my best friend and will have chapters on each side of the war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, America, Russia, Prussia
Bolts and Snowflakes by DoodleMistress reviews
After being in an accident, my life is now in chaos. I'm the new guardian, even though I have no idea who I am, and what I'm supposed to do. The worse part? Pitch is back with a new recruit, and it's up to me to send him and his buddy back to sleep. Oh, and did I mention, that I fell in love with the Winter Spirit? First fanfic. Please enjoy!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Olympus: Up Close and Personal by grumpyheroine reviews
Daily life on Olympus can be quite stressful, and most definitely not boring. The gods interact in the strangest ways possible, and Hermes's new Computer App isn't helping in the least. What trouble is going to happen on Olympus from the gods' various (though not unexpected) arguments? Chaos, no doubt, and... Annual Pie Day?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Aphrodite, Athena, Hermes, Ares
My Wings by AppleBagel reviews
I've always wanted to fly. It was a dream I had no belief would ever come true. But him. . . He became my wings. (2p!PruCan, one-shot, written by Apple)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] Parallel Nations - Complete
Avengers, Meet the Nations by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
[Set in the Mr. Jones Universe.] America visits the Avengers and bring some friends along, willingly and unwillingly. Will the Tower be able to hold that many egos?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - America, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
A Second Chance by Dogsrule reviews
When Spain dies Romano thinks that his world is over. But…what happens when he runs into a cheerful Spaniard at the market one day who looks too much like Spain to not be him? Is reincarnation really real? Or is this all just one big cruel trick? Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Gorillaz Evolution by Ultimate Lyoko Warrior reviews
What if 2-D was a Mutant? What if Xavier offered him a place at the Institute after the band parted ways in Hollywood? Follow 2-D as he finds his path inside of Xavier's school. Rated T for now due to drug usage and language. Pairing Unknown.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2013 - 2D
50 Things Austria Should Never Do by EpicJACI reviews
Oh look! Roderich made a list of stuff he shouldn't do. Hmm, I wonder . . .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Austria - Complete
Hetalia Headcanons by EverydayUSUK reviews
Random one-shots based on headcanons I find about certain countries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013
Weak by BigGayFish reviews
"What do you see when you see me Jean? Because all I see is just some useless, weak civilian!" Marco didn't die in the battle in Trost. But he lost his right arm and eye and is forced to live the rest of his life as a civilian. Jean's just glad he's alive. Jean/Marco queer fic; contains spoilers. Work In Progress.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Jean K., Marco B.] Marco B.
Making Friends by StellatheAlchemist reviews
Germany had a rather lonely childhood. When he learned of the mysterious thing known as "friends", he decided to get one. Thus, Herr Stick was born. This is the tale of Germany and his friend Herr Stick as he grows from a lonely child state into a strong adult nation. ((No pairings, T for safety, pre-series Germanycentric. Yes, a serious Herr Stick story. I'm not joking.))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Germany, Prussia
Yogscast Tekkit: Feed the Beast Files by The P Co reviews
Every person has their story, and the members of the Yogscast in Tekkitopia are no exception, delve a bit deeper into their personal time and thoughts, and learn more about these quirky goons. I did not come up with the name Tekkitopia, whoever did so deserves credit. Rated T for the Yogscast's dirty mouths.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013
Still Here by Graceful Reaper reviews
While fading away, Holy Rome desperately wished to see Italy one more time, so he (unconciously) called for Britannia Angel. It didn't go the way he thought it would, though. In the present at a World Meeting, America spies something that terrifies him. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Holy Roman Empire
Last Living Souls by kierkieren reviews
In a post-apocalyptic world, we may very well be the last living souls. Zombie AU. [UPDATE SPEED: Windows starting up for the first time in a while.]
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle, Russell H.
What if?: I'm sorry by TitanFlipper reviews
Rythian has gone and all he left behind was a letter. I am going to continue this and what's more, I had a brainwave. This is now the first part of the What if? Series. Contains Yogscast, WHICH I DO NOT OWN. Please Review as it is my First fanfiction. (Rating may change as I get further into the story)
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013
Fly to Survive by medusa's pen reviews
"This is the story about how all Hades broke loose, kidnapped my friends, and sent the rest of us on a wild goose chase." When white coats attack the Argo ll and kidnap everyone on board except for Frank for their own personal purposes, Frank teams up with other allies and the flock in order to save his friends and fulfill the prophecy to save the world. CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,922 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
After Hiroshima by penguinwithapen reviews
WW2 is finally over, and America is (naturally) extremely proud of his accomplishments. Running out of allies to relay his "epic" tales to, Alfred decides to pop up at Japan's place to exercise his bragging rights... He finds Japan bleeding to death on the living room floor. Perhaps, finally, America will realize the devastating effects of the twin bombs on the island nation...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Japan, America
Forever Jack Frost by keotey1228 reviews
'No. I cannot pass out now...' Jack, for once, needs a guardians when he was unable to guard himself.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Jack Frost
The Beggar by Straightjacket Serenade reviews
Sequel to The Traveler, picks up directly where The Traveler leaves off. Terra isn't happy with Rythian, and decides to get revenge in the most dangerous way possible. When the danger presented accidentally extends to herself as well, choices must be made on everyone's part. **Not finished (and probably never will be)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,461 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
A Little Problem by Dark Princess Of Daydreaming reviews
Earth's Mightiest Heroes are getting older...and SHIELD intends to fix that. But then the Avengers get a little TOO young and suddenly Pepper is left to deal with a bunch of children ages 3-15. Very cute...but poor Pepper! A rogue SHIELD agent and a 14-year-old mischief god add to the trouble. A little clintasha and pepperony among other stuff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,244 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Scarlet Dawn by Ardhoniel Marvelite reviews
Shield recruits two new candidates for the Avengers. Wanda and Pietro Maximoff have a mysterious, frightening past, and Wanda has powers that she cannot fully control and doesn't understand, powers that were responsible for the destruction of her village and her people when she was a child. Inspired by rumours of Avengers 2. Rated T for now, rating may rise in future chapters.
Crossover - Avengers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,964 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Lost in a New World by Star of Roselight reviews
The second Tekkit War finally happened, but with a twist. Somehow, the Yogscast have been brought to this strange new world that none of them know anything about, and nothing is as it seems. However, they seem to have found an unlikely guide: a girl named Maisy. Can they return to their own world, or will they be stuck here forever?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013
Final Hope: the bird kid that no one knew about by Potterbirdkid reviews
Hi guys! yeah well this is my first fanfic. The story, like the title says, is about the story of Final Hope, the bird kid no one knew about. She's basically in a same type of situation as the original bird kid gang, but its a bit different. Enjoy! PS: i don't own part of the max ride series. I'm just writing off of it. So please don't fine me or anything if there are similariti
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
The Adventures of Super Prussia by Shiny eve reviews
When Prussia is saved by America he decides he wants to be an awesome hero too. So then THE AWESOME SUPER PRUSSIA was born. But Prussia thinks he is helping other countries but really he is making life hell for them. Read to find out what happens xD.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
Captured by xoBlackIcex reviews
Arthur meets a young man who literally falls from a tree and almost lands on him. Arthur shows distaste in the man and wants nothing to do with him but the other feels quite opposite about it. The more they talk the more Arthur finds his curiosity growing about the young man who denies to say who he really is till that night Arthur turns on the TV and sees the same blonde on screen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - England/Britain, America
Winter Solstice by Miss Storyholic reviews
"Battered and yet still full of spirit. I must say Jack. You really lived up to your title as being the one of the Guardians. However, when this experiment is over, that title won't matter to you anymore." Jack/OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, Tooth
Blind by IrisTheFlower reviews
Kiku's hands clench and his body stirs. He was fighting for his family the whole time. SNK/Hetalia crossover
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
Where Do Babies Come From? by Scotty1609 reviews
A collection of Fan!fics revolving around 8-year-old Robin and the Justice League! NEW: Wally is done with his father, and he needs Dick's help to get through the change alive.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Offer of Employment by AndreaTash reviews
Nick Fury tracks down Wolverine and offers him a spot in the Avengers Initiative. He might require a little persuasion, curtesy of Rogue. Crossover with The Avengers - Nick Fury, Tony Stark and Clint Barton. Set after the events of X-Men: The Last Stand and The Avengers. Rated T for minor cursing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Show Me Your Teeth by kappalock reviews
Phase 2, One-shot. Noodle's got herself a cavity. However, she refuses to go to the dentist unless the rest of the band comes along with her. So the four of them head on over for each of them to get a very much over-due appointment. And, well, the trouble and chaos ensues from there...
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle, Russell H. - Complete
Who are you? by kompletelykrazykay reviews
A collection of crack's and 2P's, starring our favorite, maple syrup loving, bear hugging, puck throwing invisible nation! Rated T for 2P Canada!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Canada
The Rising Phoenix by Roxburry Black reviews
Poland visits one of the most horrible scars on his land, Auschwitz and meets someone who is willing to give him advice and perhaps help in him do the impossible, forgive. Super angsty and sad but story better than summary, promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Poland - Complete
Sticks and stones may break my bones by TitanFlipper reviews
A sad oneshot. A yogscast fanfic based on Duncan and bullying. I don't own the yogscast. Rated T for some swearing and mentions of blood and self harm.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Visualization Therapy by Le Penguin reviews
Armin attempts to take care of a sick Eren in his holding cell with mixed results.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
League of Capitals by DeathbladeMeister reviews
What happens when one of the two most secret organizations decides to reveal itself to the world? Chaos of course! Probably the biggest humour- fic with every fun cliché- magic, gender bending, states, capitals, Nyotalia, Nekotalia, and as many fourth- wall jokes Buda-san and I can get away with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013
Weak by TrappedInTheEndless reviews
Snapped! America decides to make his brother more strong... by torturing him. He never planned on Italy coming to, but hey the more the merrier! Contains blind! Canada, torture, no lemons, and slight hints of PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2013 - N. Italy, America, Canada
Title TBD by StellatheAlchemist reviews
[Camp NaNoWriMo 2013] When one of England's spells goes wrong, Italy finds himself in a strange land called Amestris. In his place is a boy named Alphonse Elric, who wears armor from the middle ages. Can the two get home, and prevent their brothers from murdering everyone? Only time will tell. ((Rated T for language. Pairings depend on how you look at it.))
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Alphonse E., N. Italy
Four by inuyashazeldaeragon reviews
Italy Veneziano and Romano are in for a huge wake up call when they are kidnapped. No one has any idea where they could have disappeared to, and so it is eventually accepted that they are gone forever. Four years can feel like four decades when you're being tortured. T for violence, language, mentions of drugs and alcohol, ect. No pairings, human names used in moderation, not A.U.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Russia, Lithuania
Bowls and Scissors by PhantasmalEminence reviews
While making new battle tactics, Japan realizes he needs a haircut. The chain of memories give Kiku and Chun Yan a chance to reconcile and reestablish a relationship ruined by their country statuses. Japan x Fem! China sibling love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Japan, China - Complete
America's Tentacle Adventures by waterrain reviews
A series of One-shots involving America & Tentacles. At times one or more Nations might become involved whether unwillingly/willingly watching Tentacles having their way with America,taking part in it,recording/taking photos, or try to save America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - America
Chibi Chaos by C0N2UM3D reviews
England messes up one of his spells and turns the nations into chibis! Everything goes horribly wrong and they have to find a way to turn them all back before it's too late. Pairings: GerIta, USUK, DenNor, IceKong, SuFin, RoChu, GiriPan, PruCan, and others ;D All fluff and crack! LOTS OF CRACK! Will get dramatic later on, but mostly crack and references! Enjoy!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Germany, N. Italy, England/Britain, America
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
The Bodyswitched Nations by WhoLockedHetalian reviews
Japan and Italy wake up as... each other? How and why did this happen? How do they get back to normal? Why does someone step in to ruin it all once there's a solution? Why am I asking so many questions? Just read and leave a review to let me know what you think! Rated T for swearing. (Changed title from 'Japan and Italy Body Switch')
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Japan, N. Italy, Prussia, Spain
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and the Giant Squid by teamfangirl reviews
"I might get stuck as a ferret forever!" He yelled and I accidentally shoved his apple pie into the lake… We both froze as a huge, dark wall of water came shoving into our faces. The last things I saw were dozens of tentacles. Read n have a good laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
When Jokers Meet Heroes by BrokenToy13 reviews
Fury has noticed that the Avengers are...lagging. So he took it upon himself to recruit new members that will surely get them back on track. But the question is, who are these strange people? And why do they look so familiar to Steve? R&R if you want for me to continue this.*shrugs*
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
Chased Brothers, Unite! by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Belarus and Korea have decided to chase their brothers. Their brothers aren't exactly happy about that, so both China and Russia end up cowering in the same closet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Yog-fic- The Quest by FlashingHaywire12 reviews
Yogscast! Zoethian! Rythian has to go on an adventure to save Zoey and a special someone. Collaboration with my cousin, ShadowShinigamiWolf.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013
Percy Jackson and the World by goddess6339 reviews
It's after the battle for Olympus and right when Percy and Co think they'll finally be able to take a breather, Rachel comes up with another prophecy(Not the one having to do with Romans). Now the countris are in danger and their safety rests in the hands of the demigods and their capitals, states, and cities. Will Percy and his friends be able to save the world? Warning OCs used!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013
Another Accident by 12D3 reviews
2D is in yet another car accident, and Murdoc feels bad for it is kind of his fault. Just a look at what happened before and after the accident. Nothing really special, no slash or yaoi. Just made out of boredom... Finished
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle, Russell H. - Complete
The Overwhelming Heat by Roxburry Black reviews
During a meeting in Alabama the sweltering heat overcomes Sweden and faints. Only to awaken and find himself in the care of Alabama?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Forgotten by Suzume Jun reviews
England disappears one day without a trace. Just what in the world (no pun intended) is going on? Rating may go up due to later tapics touched upon and actions of characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - England/Britain
CreepyPasta Hetalia Theory: Iceland by xXBrambleheartXx reviews
Ever wondered if the counties had lives before their country life? How the lived? How they died? Well, Here's Iceland's Story...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Iceland - Complete
A New Spider In Town by Web Slinger Spidey reviews
A new hero in town and Fury wants to know everything. Will Spider-Man be enough help to the Avengers to help save the world from a new threat?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
You're Never Alone by Mariolka reviews
Jack Frost knew it would happen eventually, that the guardians would eventually think that he wasn't fit to be a guardian. Was it his fault the other weather spirits got angry, and a blizzard started. Jack is accused by the guardians of all the things that occur because of the storm. He runs away to the South Pole. He's found by a mysterious girl.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jack Frost
A Broken Broom, A Broken Promise by ShadowLyrics1 reviews
Holy Rome has been defeated after the Thirty Years' War. Now he can't keep his promise of seeing Italy again... Or can he? Waking up as a ghost in Austria's house, he promises to protect Italy so he won't suffer the fate Holy Rome did. But perhaps he isn't quite dead yet...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
In Search of Maple by Wake Me Down reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if America had to take care of Kumajiro for an entire day? Where's Canada? And why does America look so worn out? Let's find out! Rated T for Tony and his Awesome Alien Language! Brotherly AmeCan and Slight onesided USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - America, Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
My Best Friend The Dark Lord by pupeez4eva reviews
Italy decides that he wants to make new friends, which is great and all, except for one little problem - his new 'best friend' is Voldemort. Now it's up to Romano and Germany to find him and bring him home, before everything goes to hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
Why I Live by katesmak reviews
"You know I've always been bothered by one question. One question that, if it could ever be answered, may make my life just that much simpler. The question? Why did I live?" Told in first person.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Prussia, Jack Frost
Of Curses and Countries by helloshatteredlove reviews
Prussia and Gilbird discover a small black kitten in an alleyway one day. Being the awesome ones that they are, they take him home. To Germany, who isn't happy, but because the kitten isn't TOO destructive, he decides it can stay. Until England sees the kitten for what it really is. A wizard. Yes, slash. Rated M for safety, and possible future chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Prussia
Attaining Information Through Annoyance by javamoose reviews
In where Leo Valdez is interrupted of his nightly training because of a peculiar noise coming from the restroom next door. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Leo V., Nico A.
Minecraft Heaven by MadamQuicksilver reviews
The possibilty of heaven has always been debated, but what if heaven was really your favourite video game? When Kally Roberts dies in a car accident, she thinks she is dreaming, but when she wakes up in a mysterious world made solely of blocks, she knows something is amiss. **Rated T for violence and language**
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013
The Seasons by RandomnessRulesMe reviews
Jack Frost never knew that there were other Season Spirits like him. He meets Rose Bloom, a Spirit of Spring who may be more than she seems to be. I've decided to make this a story because I had plots yo!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Jack Frost
High Flying (one shot) by 12D3 reviews
2D has been depressed lately, so Murdoc goes looking for him when Noods and Russ are out only to find him high. Being the friendly man he is, Murdoc decides to watch the boy struggle. Warning: Drug refrence
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Hello, My Name Is by Star of Roselight reviews
These are the accounts of the characters in my story. They each come forth and say the situation they're in, and tell you about it. These are tough times, and no ordinary people. Each has their own story, and they each want to tell you what they think. Every one is connected, yet they do not know it themselves. They want to tell you, so do you want to listen?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013
Random Rythian and or Zoey One-shots by Star of Roselight reviews
Exactly as it says, random one-shots. Some of them do contain Zoethian, and I think that some chapters could be considered fluffy. Other are just random ideas. I hope you like them, and send in ideas!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013
Rules of an Aspie by EastCanada reviews
Steve Grant Rogers is America's golden boy, he's perfect in every way. But no one is perfect and that's what his team is about to find out. When they witness a Meltdown and realize like their beloved captain is on the Autism spectrum.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
Tales Of The 'United' States by pupeez4eva reviews
A series of one-shots focusing on America's 50 states. With a drunk, a trigger-happy maniac, a self-made mute and a number of other strange and unnatural beings, America's dysfunctional family trumps all others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - America
Through the Looking Glass by Cordelia's Revolution reviews
Holy Rome pays Italy a surprise visit after his absence hundreds of years later. While the two paint together, Holy Rome reveals a secret that causes Italy to accept not only Holy Rome's existence, but his fate as a personification among many others. ONESHOT. AU: Takes place hundreds of years after HRE's death. Characters are in mid-teens.Historically inaccurate for sake of plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2013 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Magical Authoritah by Future Sith'ari reviews
The boys discover they are wizards and attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What effect will a magical education have on them? What unavoidable havoc will they bring to their new school? And how many times will Kenny meet his demise? Follow them through their journey at Hogwarts.
Crossover - South Park & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/7/2013
Daughter of Power PRELUDE! by KurlyCrazyKat reviews
Remember when I said that I'd be flying with the hawks? Well apparently, they didn't get the memo. When my normal, silver, sparkling, white tailed kite wings, were back, I tried to fly near the hawks. But the moment I got close, they attacked. So i did the only thing I could... I screamed. - Jessica - This is: PJO, MR, KC, and 39 Clues BTW, next one is as well.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
The Peace Offering by Pageturner94 reviews
The Horde gain control of a powerful portal, and attack Earth. First overconfident, they quickly realize their mistake when the humans lose thier patience. Before returning to Azeroth, the Horde perform one last act of malice: kidnap a human girl.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Human, Orc
A Nephilim by EastCanada reviews
Bruce Banner is many things. The Incredible Hulk, an amazing science, Tony's Science Bro, a kind Doctor, but he is also something called a Nephilim. The spawn of a mortal and a fallen angel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Love Comes First, Then Comes Pain by LoverOfTheMusic reviews
Lennox isn't normal... Not anymore. After working for S.H.I.E.L.D., which wound up in her brother and her's deaths, she is brought back by a serum that changed her forever, but for better or for worse? The newly found animal side of her demands revenge for her brother's death and things only get worse when S.H.I.E.L.D comes back for her, where she then meets Wolverine. Logan/OC
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013
Marauder Moments by scarletnight72 reviews
Moments in the lives of the Marauders: '..Not able to deal with this level of stupidity, Remus calmly closed his book and took off for the library.'/'Sirius scooped up baby Harry.."Don't cha wish your Daddy was cool like me? Don't cha wish he wasn't a four-eyed freak!"/"Moony...Moony...MOONY!...I'VE KILLED REMUS!...Wait...Does anyone have some chocolate?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Marauders
Units Just Wanna Have Fun by livingstorywriter101 reviews
So some Hetalia units got ordered by mistake. Buuuuuut... what are they do when the person who ordered them isn't exactly around to keep an eye on them?Just sit around and be good little units? Ha. Good luck with that. Wreak havoc around the town they're now in? Yea. That sounds about right. Side story to This Is Real. Based off of LOLLIDICTATOR/EST. 1995 unit manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013
New Life by Mail Order by NikolaiiHolmes
"OH, dear." I whispered as I saw the title on the manual in front of me. "We are royally fucked now." Ivana and her three roommates/friends, Lexie, Yuri, and Julchen, end up with the surprise of their lives when Lexie orders a welcome home gift when Ivana gets out of the hospital. Will they manage to survive the insanity that then ensues? Warnings in each chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - China, Switzerland, Denmark, Ancient Rome
Serious Little Hetalia Headcanons by AmazingMahu reviews
WARNING: Soul crushing sorrow ahead. Each chapter is a one-shot based on a headcanon. Sister fic to "Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons" by QuicksilverFox03. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2013
CreeyPasta Hetalia Theory: Romania by xXBrambleheartXx
Ever wondered what the countries lives were like in their past lives? Well, I can only tell you about Romania...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Secrets within WW3 (A Hetalia Fanfiction) by ThatWankerSipsTea reviews
Italy (Feliciano Vargas) is the 'last man standing' on the battlefield of World War 3. Now that the war's over, what kinds of secrets will Italy unveil?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan - Complete
Fly? Oh gods no Zeus'll kill me! by rathofprivendor reviews
A cringy little story from when i was a tiny child. it will not be updated or continued. Only leaving this up because I think where you start at is important in where you go
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Max, Percy J.
Zoethian One-shots by Yumleethelimabean reviews
One-shots about Rythian and Zoey, as the title suggests. Very fluffy. Warning: Read at your own risk. May explode your happy feels. Enjoy, and tell me if you want other one-shots like these. COMPLETE
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
Just a Movie by StellatheAlchemist reviews
They said it was just a horror movie. Nobody said anything about zombies. When Al freaks out, what will the others think of him? ((One-shot. No pairings, Al and Fuery friendship. K-plus for mentions of violence and swear words.))
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Alphonse E., Kain F., Edward E.
Unravelling by StellatheAlchemist
The universe is coming apart. It's up to a madman with a blue box, two orphaned teenage alchemists, a noble street rat, and a pacifist with identity issues to fix it. Can they do it, without arguing/childhood trauma/romance/cute animals/food getting in the way? ((Multi-universe collab crossover. T for language, violence and dark themes. Eventual pairings.))
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - 10th Doctor
Yogscast Truth or Dare! by Star of Roselight reviews
When me and MBetsyW kidnap- I mean ask the Yogscast to come to let us write our FanFiction, we play Truth or Dare the fun way. There will be lots of excitement, escaping, getting knocked out and lots of other things. Let's just hope we don't accidentally cause the Tekkit War. We might already have!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2013
A Nation's secret by EastCanada reviews
There was a reason Gilbert didn't dissolve with Prussia. He couldn't, when Prussia dissolved he became the personification of something totally different. All because of the dreams of a little German-Jewish boy named Aryet. Holocaust fic. I promise second chapter will be much longer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Prussia
A World Gone Mad by pupeez4eva reviews
Arthur wakes up one day to learn that he's been dead for the past six years. AU!Fic, FrUK, RusAme, Brotherly!USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - England/Britain, America
Forrgotten by Just a Hetalia Fangirl reviews
Holy Roman Empire comes back to see Italy. Unfortunately little Italy has forgotten about him. Will Italy remember all those years he spent with Holy Rome? Will Holy Rome keep his promises?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
Baby Bird by ANormalTiger reviews
While on a mission, Clint is attacked with a chemical weapon that has rather interesting effects. With Natasha preparing to leave on another mission and Phil overwhelmed with paperwork, the Avengers are left to deal with a child-sized version of their friend. Tony/Pepper & Bruce/Clint
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Hetalia Headcanons by Saine199611 reviews
Drabbles about different headcanons that my friends and I have come up with. I will also accept any headcanons that you would like to see written. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2013
Who Are You? by Hedwig1622 reviews
In this Yogscast fanfiction, Lewis loses his memory after Simon loses his temper. Now it is up to Simon, the rest of the Yogscast, and all the Yognau(gh)ts to get it back. Will they succeed? Or is Lewis Brindley, along with the Yogscast, no more? *Rated T for the Yogscast's "colorful language"...Please review!*
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013
An Angel with a Shotgun by EastCanada reviews
Scotland always hated his younger brother, loved him in his own way. So when he sees England getting beaten up by his own people, he must intervene. Even it it means jeopardizing his own safety. Features the song 'Angel with a Shotgun' by the cab.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland
Love is Stronger Than The Moon by waitingformysnowday reviews
it's been over a few years since Pitch disapeared and the children of the world has never experienced so much peace and happiness. Soon enough, Jack andd Tooth falls in love with one another. But when Man in the Moon forbids their relationship, everything goes downhill for them until a special spirit gives them a wish.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Jungle law by 8annie81 reviews
This is an inaccurate remake of the jungle law episode. Featuring humanized penguins. It ain't pretty, but if you give it some tough love in the review category maybe I can fix that.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Skipper, King Julien - Complete
Boogeyman, meet a boogeyman by Sora Moto reviews
In which Pitch makes a mistake and is scarred for life.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Canada, Pitch - Complete
Jack Frost and The Guardian of Animals by LorenMaia reviews
Kali Heather is Guardian of Animals for some time, and strange things are happening with the animals. One day, she meets Jack Frost unintentionally, and he also does not have very good news to tell. There is really strange things happening, and they both will try to discover what is it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, North, Tooth, Man in the Moon
Batman vs Spider-Man: The Darkest Knights & The Brightest Days by xBatman reviews
After a prison break at Arkham Asylum, Batman is led to New York City where he hopes to confront the villain responsible. What he doesn't know is he's met with enemies he's never seen the likes of, and requests the help of the only other man who can, The Amazing Spider-Man!
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Mary Jane W.
Bondage for the Soul by Manic Misha reviews
The bar Alfred wanted to go to was full, so he tried one he had never seen before. Little did the American know that he had stumbled into a leather-loving BDSM bar, along with a sexy Russian domme to boot. A role play converted into a readable format.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/17/2013 - America, Russia
Under the Rising Sun by Cap10 reviews
I use to think that my peoples' resilience made us able to survive the worst disaster that elements could throw at us...March 11, 2011 changed everything. Dedicated to the victims of the Great East Japan Earthquake and Tsunami.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - America, Japan - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Toxicmpreglover reviews
Mini stories from my pokemon mpreg stories. will appear when i have computer access
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Sky's Misquidventure DISCONTINUED BY AUTHOR by DaydreamInspiration reviews
Sky was having a normal day until something terrible happens to him. He gets captured by squids. Squidentists (squid scientists) make a horrific machine that turns Sky, into a (butter) squid. Will he ever find a way to become human again? Accompany Sky on a journey of a lifetime to restore him to human form again and unlock his hidden butter powers of he never knew he had.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013
Lovely Death by EliLovesHeath reviews
Norway is frustrated with Denmark... Again. When he turns into a dark alley, a figure is waiting. This is a story with character death, rape, and the likes. DenNor pairing. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Holy Rome Wakes Up by JCScannell reviews
We finally find out what happened to Holy Rome, when he wakes up in 2012. NOTICE: This is an alternate ending to my other story; "Holy Rome? Who's That?". However, it can be read by itself. Rated T for sad feels. Not a boy love story, just friendship (The cover pic is somewhat irrelevant...)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Houdini by HecateA reviews
The many great escapes of Leo Valdez from his own brand of chains and cages and handcuffs: foster homes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Leo V.
Don't Blink by undercover banana reviews
Another world meeting and England is bored out of his mind, until something catches his eye out of the window. Rated T for England's French. No pairings unless you want to read it that way. Errrrrrmmmmm that's it I think
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/12/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Seasons Arisen by BookWorm5635 reviews
When Pitch rises again, the Man in the Moon chooses three new Guardians to help defeat him. But when the North Pole is attacked, and the other Guardians mysteriously go missing, Merida, Hiccup, Rapunzel, and Jack must ban together, despite their differences, to stop Pitch and save the other Guardians. (Im sure this idea has been worn to death, but this is my version. XD)
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013
The Apprentice's by XxPoppy the red-headxX reviews
When the man in the moon chooses 5 kids to become apprentice's for the Guardians, the Guardians have their hands full. From prank wars to new year's eve, these kids bring something the Guardians have never truly experienced in their current life. A faimly. But when a unknown darkness threatens them, it's up to this faimly to stick together and survive.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013
The Capitol's Turn- The 76th Games by DeathbladeMeister reviews
The war was lost and the decision was made. The Capitol children will compete in the Hunger Games. But now it has a sick twist. Those children fought for their lives. These fight for their deaths.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
The New Recruit by wowlmao reviews
When Thor Odinson catches an 18 year old boy falling from the sky after a massive blue explosion, he recognises him. Then when Tony recognises the kid from an old storybook, The Avengers find themselves with a very strange, new and powerful member. But old enemies are stirring, and the fate of the world once again rests on the shoulders of the spirit of winter and joy, Jack Frost.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost
Across the Dimensions by The Quaag reviews
My first cross-over. Beast Boy and Ed switch places due to an inconvenient accident. Now, Raven and Edward work together to find a way to get Beast Boy and Ed back to their correct universes. Rob/Rae/Ed and some other pairings you won't see until the end. Thanks to Charlotte DeWinter for telling me she liked the idea!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Raven, Edward E.
Hetacare by LadyHeroAwesomeNinja reviews
Twelve nations. Four friends. Three houses. Two spells gone wrong. One BIG problem. This equals? Heta-care. Four friend,s all OC's-sorta- get landed with the toughest of jobs, all 'cause Iggy not only sends twelve nations, including himself, to their home, but also makes them... CHILDREN!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - N. Italy, America, Russia, Canada
Randomness With Tiny Blondes! by CaffeinatedKitty reviews
I don't even know what this is. Pure crack. Read with caution. XD I do not own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Latvia, Liechtenstein, Sealand - Complete
Better Be a Good Runner by gabbycharpentier4you reviews
Leo Valdez is feeling low . The anniversary of his mom death is upon him. This leads him to a dangerous journey, bringing everyone for the ride. Definitely bring someone for the past to haunt the streets.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Jason G., Leo V.
The lost Prince Arthur by EastCanada reviews
Alfred, the world's only heroic thief was running through the forest, away from knights of the kingdom Avalon, to escape them, he climbed up the wall and hid in a hidden tower. The last thing he was expecting to find was a large-eyebrowed boy with a magic wand pointed in his face telling him he wasn't afraid to use it.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2013 - America
Provocative by Tashii Cat reviews
After reporting his findings of Germany's training sessions to the rest of his allies, England is forced by them to provide an answer to the Axis Powers on what they should do if he ever closed in on them wearing a carnival outfit, swishing his hips provocatively. Based off Episode 12 of the Axis Powers Series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
His Golden Fight or Flight by Aradellia reviews
Stolen from the world of Nations, Italy must suffer human experiments by the hands of cruel scientists as they change him into something unnatural. Time passes without hope, until he's rescued once again by Germany, but doesn't remember him, or anyone. As he struggles to remember the past, guarded secrets are revealed, and truth is twisted. Fight or Flight is his only option.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,775 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
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Rise of the forgotten reviews
50 years after Katniss Everdeen's death a file was found. This file holds the key to the future of not just Panem, but the world! OCs galore! Rated T for France. Beta wanted.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - America, Hungary
Attack on titan headcanon dump reviews
The title explains all.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013
A twisted tale reviews
Lalna has got missing, as everyone points fingers to the mage, will they ever find out the true culprit? Or will the blonde stay missing in a new world
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2013
The fall reviews
What Captain America was thinking as the ship fell from the air.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete