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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD
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If You Live In America, you post this
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
Quotes to Live By
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a WEREWOLF.
4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler
5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.
21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public
26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.
35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet
37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
41.) “Hell won't be so bad, you know. After all, I'll be there to keep you company.”
42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
43.) “Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.”
44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke
51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
64.) I do what cheerios tell me.
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!)
67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...
68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro
List You Favorite 12 Harry Potter Characters in no particular order
6- Mrs. Weasley
8- Tom Riddle
12- Oliver Wood
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Mrs. Weasley and Snape? oh god no
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, young Sirius must have been hot stuff. On a scale of one to ten I would say eight.
3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?
Draco and Sirus? I would fucking laugh my ass off
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?
Tonks and Snape? Ew, god no
6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?
Bellatrix and Tom or Bellatrix and Neville? Definitely Bellatrix and Tom
7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?
Well if Luna walked in on Bellatrix and Mrs. Weasley she would probably just pause and then back out of the room looking for Nargles and shit.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Summary: Draco hadn't noticed the little Gryffindor until now in their last year at Hogwarts. All of a sudden the wimpy little boy from the years before had disappeared and a new Neville Longbottom had showed up with more confidence and rugged good looks. Will the Slytherin Prince be able to capture the heart of the handsome Gryffindor or will his efforts be brushed away?
that was the most disturbing thing i have written today
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff.
Luna and Tom? God i hope not
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Lupin and Oliver W.
well... Comfort Me has a nice ring to it hahaha
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?
I honestly wouldn't doubt it I mean come on, its Draco fucking Malfoy.
13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?
"YES HARRY OH MY GOD!"
i am laughing so hard right now because Drarry
14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For ol' Tom Riddle it would have to be Young, Wild, and Free by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, and Bruno Mars
15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Luna, Mrs. Weasley and Oliver W.
WARNING: WEIRD ASS PAIRING BUT DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?
Luna to Tonks
well it would have to be something like "Come on, let's do it Nargle style!"
17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
um not that long ago actually it was BellaxRodolphus because adorbs
18) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."
"Luna and Lupin were in a happy relationship until Lupin runs off with Sirius. Luna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snape and a brief unhappy affair with Oliver Wood, then follows the wise advice of Bellatrix and finds true love with Draco."
well i personally only ship Lupin and Sirius in this whole paragraph
So marks the end of the sometimes disturbing Harry Potter fic quiz.