Tiva'all'the'way-honey
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Joined 11-30-12, id: 4391094, Profile Updated: 06-24-13
Author has written 2 stories for NCIS.

Hey, my name is Cátia but most people call me Kate and I'm from Portugal.

I love to read FanFiction so I thought about starting to write it too...

I love to watch NCIS, Castle and NCIS:LA so mostly all of my fanfiction will be about these 3 shows!
I like to watch Criminal Minds, Hawaii 5-0, Covert Affairs, Bones, The Mentalist, Rizzoli&Isles, Grey's Anatomy and many other shows too .

Tiva, Caskett and Densi FOREVER! :D

@david_dinozzo7 on twitter

david-dinozzo on tumblr


Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!

Gibbs' Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand,
…break it!

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes — You're Wrong!

I was reading MegpieLovesTiva profile and I saw this and I couldn't stop laughing. Seriously...

Jingle bells
EJ smells
TIVA ALL THE WAY!
Ray should die
I won't cry
I'll be laughing all the way, hey!

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High school - Teenage Dreams by OurSongSweetcheeks reviews
Ziva, Tony, McGee, Abby and Kate are all in High school. Eventual Tiva and McAbby with some Kari. Shannon and Kelly are still alive. is better than it sounds.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,860 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Resignation by hundan reviews
Tony has tried so hard these last few years, especially this year, to be the honest man. Because the honest man is the one that comes out on top. And he wants to be that man, the one on top of life, the man that is happy. The one that is not alone because he's not afraid of love. And now that he has no job to focus on, maybe things can change about that.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,588 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D., Tim M.
Life's little surprises by ab89us reviews
Kensi Blye has been prepared her whole life on how to handle situations from hot wiring a car to stopping a terrorist attack, but when a series of events turns her whole life around, she finds herself unprepared. Co-authored with Oranfly
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,832 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Our Summer by PrincessTiva reviews
"Well, that's the thing, Ziva. You say you never depended on happy endings but that doesn't mean you don't deserve them." They quit and now they have a whole summer to discuss certain matters. And with no Gibbs around and Rule 12 out the window, some things are just bound to be addressed. Tiva. Post Season X.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 184,711 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
In Due Time by peanutbutterer reviews
Kens, why are we sitting on the floor in your bathroom?"
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/2/2013 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Life, Lies and Video Surveillance by Cortexikid reviews
Choking back the sob, she raked in her partner's tear-streaked cheeks before cataloguing the extent of his injuries in the most painful couple of seconds of her life. She had to get him outta here. Dropping to her knees, she forced herself not to touch him, unable to unglue her eyes from the torture device jammed in his mouth. Post-Descent. WOTD: Compunction
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 244,377 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
A Tiva Surprise by Taygeta reviews
Tony and Ziva have surprise news for the team. But how are they going to tell them? A long-awaited sequel to my "Tiva" story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Wouldn't Change A Thing by My name's AC reviews
Kensi's mother opens the door to an old friend of Kensi's and to a whole lot of problems for Kensi and Deeks. Who's that old friend? One thing is sure: if she could go back in time, she wouldn't change a thing.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Family for Observation by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Tony, Ziva, and their daughter. Tiva family drabble series. Sequel to Bloom.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 17,574 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Night to Remember by Awendela reviews
My version of what happens after the "Housekeeping" episode. Tony and Ziva go out for drinks after her call with Ray, what they don't expect is that the events of the night will change their lives forever.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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High School Adventures reviews
Tony is the biggest jock in school. And my brother. He could have any girl in the world, and on the outside he's a total player. But the people that know him the best, like me and my friends, know him as the patient man he is, the one that's waiting for the right girl. When a new, exotic girl moves into our neighborhood, his waiting may have paid off.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Undercover Assignment reviews
It was a normal day in the bullpen, just paperwork and cold cases… But that will change very soon. TIVA fanfiction. The story is better than the summary. Co-authored by Shortcake99.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.