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Joined 08-16-03, id: 439629, Profile Updated: 12-05-19
Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Korra, and Hey Arnold.

AKA: MarySueIsDead

She/Her. Gemini. One twin has a heart, the other twin is an egotistical jerk and loves money. 90% of the time the latter twin wins.

Lesbian from the southwest. I’m very spicy and I love very spicy food.

Writer/Artist/Bicycle enthusiast.

I am currently finishing school and attempting to write/draw at the same time. I appreciate the patience and understanding.

Eventually I will have a portfolio/website up. For now I have these social medias for my art:

DeviantArt: mary-sue-is-dead

Instagram: marysueundead

Once you get through the thousands of angry emotional layers, I’m actually a pretty nice person. Thank you for checking out my work.

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Pairing the Spares by Kryten reviews
Love makes you crazy, and they don't come crazier than Curly! But when Rhonda makes it clear that there's no chance for them, will it send him even further around the bend? Or is there someone out there who knows exactly what he's going through? Set in the Body Issues universe. Rhonda/Nadine, Curly/?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/15 - Nadine, Rhonda, Curly, Sheena - Complete
Guiding Light by Nothing You Can Prove reviews
On a high from the Tempest, Rachel and Chloe discuss their plans to run away. This time, things will be different.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [Chloe P., Rachel A.] - Complete
All That They Wanted by Nothing You Can Prove reviews
As is almost tradition after three months together, Chloe Price and Rachel Amber end up playing a game.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2017 - [Chloe P., Rachel A.] - Complete
The Club by Polkahotness reviews
I never thought life without Olga would cause so many problems for me. After all, out of everybody I knew, I was probably the only one with just cause enough to want her gone. Now that she was, everything was up in the air, including my relationship with Arnold. Could a view from Mighty Pete shed light on what I'd lost; or help me lose Arnold forever? *rated M for serious themes
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,845 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Helga, Arnold] Olga - Complete
Bean There, Done That by Nothing You Can Prove reviews
The REAL reason Rachel left Frank. Featuring the ONLY ship that matters… :p (prompt idea by Thecivillian. Enabled by NYCP. You're welcome - Frank also appears, but apparently no character tags :/ NSFW)
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2017 - [Rachel A., Chloe P.] - Complete
Super Salty Arnold by Happy Dickfart reviews
Arnold sure does have a lot of strange folk in his life.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017
When Did You Realize? by RavenclawGirl29 reviews
The moments when Korra and Asami respectively realize they're in love with the other. Inspired by the conversation in Turf Wars.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
Arnold Betrays Iggy: Addendum by Happy Dickfart reviews
Ah me. I sure do love lemon puddin'.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2017 - Sid, Arnold, Stinky - Complete
Sky Writer by Polkahotness reviews
ONESHOT. When Helga's favorite writer passes away unexpectedly, she begins to consider giving up on writing altogether. Can Arnold help her to realize that her writing is too good to give up? R&R! Based on my favorite FanFiction writer's departure from the fandom.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
A Sure Thing by Zero to Hero reviews
In a moment of irrational thinking, Arnold agrees to let Helga help him get Lila to fall for him. However, he soon learns the hard way the nothing is ever a sure thing. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Arnold, Helga
Where to Begin by Zero to Hero reviews
[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,767 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
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Need Me
A story about loss, grief and hope. Originally titled, 'White Demon'.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Favs: 1 - Published: 18h - Arnold, Helga, Brainy
Therapy reviews
A tale of three female pirates as they adventure on their ship through choppy adolescent waters, emotional storms, and hormonal sea-monsters to find the hidden treasure of acceptance and belonging. Oh yeah, and Arnold's in it too somewhere. Cover art by me. Pre-TJM.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,954 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/4/2017 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Rhonda
Cherry reviews
My heart cries at your absence.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Rhonda, Curly - Complete
Medicine reviews
Where was the medicine for my hurting heart? Where was that ridiculous contradicting boy that I so craved?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Avatar's Girlfriend reviews
With her wits, courage and intellect, along with the help of some friends; this is a tale of how Asami Sato saved the Avatar and the world. Cover art by me.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Korra, Asami S.