Author has written 18 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Starsky and Hutch, Noah, Hobbit, Wanted, Tomb Raider, Nightshade series, Andrea Cremer, and Inheritance Cycle.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Nariel's dress: http://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/Elf/Arwen/Rose/ArwenRose_sj.jpg
MY TWILIGHT FAMILY:
Maaji, Korra, Angel, Esme, Mary, Sakura, Jenna, Spence, Ever, Bajita, Barb, JoJo- My crazy awesome and loving older sisters
Alex, Carlisle, Anime, Nick, Light, Luis, and Connor- My wacky older brothers (they don't bite though)
Rotg family:Tazzmo94, scenechick404, Bookgrubz, Hazelfiresky, Mr. Kitty Kitty, internal demon
percy Jackson family:I am Hylla daughter of Bellona, I am Thalia daughter of Zeus, IamPiperdaughterofAphrodite, I am Gwen daughter of Arcus, I am Clarisse daughter of Ares, I am Dakota son of Bacchus, IamCharliedaughterofPoseidon, I am Brooke daughter of Demeter,
my name is Bunny, skylar(don't ask), or Bunnys daughter. I have two sisters and two insane friends. I like turtles, dogs, and cats. I have been an active participant in forums and on fanfiction for a few years now. I like the fandoms Percy Jackson, Harry potter, hunger games, maximum ride, inheritance cycle, lord of the rings, rise of the guardians, transformers, and many others. I have not yet written any stories for any of these, but that might change if I receive Pm's begging me to write one.
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” ― J.K. Rowling
“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” ― Jimi Hendrix
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.” ― J.K. Rowling
“Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.” ― Mahatma Gandhi
“Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder” ― Stephenie Meyer
“If you call them a sin against nature again, I will end you." Ethan's hand was on his dagger's hilt. "Look who's a born-again Guardian evangelist now." Connor laughed. "What's up with that?" A blush slid up Ethan's neck. "Nothing. They're our allies. That's all." "Sure it is." Conner said.”
― Andrea Cremer, Bloodrose
“Oh God's! My eyes!" Connor covered his face. "My innocence!" "Shut up Connor!” ― Andrea Cremer, Bloodrose
“What are you even doing here?' I barred my fangs at Silas. 'Aren't you just a paper pusher? 'That's my girl.' Connor smiled.” ― Andrea Cremer, Wolfsbane
if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.
THEY HURT HER
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
REMEMBER WHEN ..
AGAINST SKOOL VIOLENCE
If your Crazy or someone says that they think your Crazy, Copy and Paste this into your Profile
If you copied and Pasted anything above into your Profile, Copy and Paste this into your Profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
You know you are a serious Transformers fan when:
-You can talk about the Transformers all day and list off every last reason why. (hours and hours… :D)
-You see a red and white ambulance and you automatically think it's Ratchet.
-You see a yellow Chevy Camaro with black racing stripes and think 'OMG IT'S BUMBLEBEEEE!' (all the time)
-You say you will unleash Ironhide on someone if they are being annoying.
-You dream you are on tour with your favorite Transformer.
-You can point out a Peterbilt 379 even if you only hear the engine.
-You can get people to do what you want by saying, 'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.'
-You call your cat Ravage.
-You curse in Cybertronian so much you'd make Ironhide cringe.
-You see a mountain and wonder if there's Energon in it.
-You say 'We all work for the Decepticons now' when you are talking about your boss.
-You get really jittery and nervous when you know Transformers is on and you, for some reason, are not watching it.
-You read Transformers fanfiction in most of your free time.
-You can give a full visual analysis of a battle scene in the Bay-verse movies and explain every last detail to your clueless friend.
-You scream in hapiness if a F-22 flies above your head.
-You wish your boy-/girlfriend would be more like a Transformer.
-You have a lot of Transformers stuff in your room.
IF YOU ARE A HUGE FAN GIRL, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE:
-You can quote Transformer movies correctly.
-You know about the Transformers chapter book.
-You dream (literally) that an Autobot is your guardian.
-All or most of your FanFics are about Transformers.
-You read Transformers FanFics for hours at a time almost every day.
-You cried when an Autobot died in the Transformers movies.
-You wish Ironhide or some other Autobot could blast certain annoying people.
-You watch the Transformers movie weekly.
-You talk back at Decepticons when watching Transformer movies.
-You have constant Transformers FanFics in your head.
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Summer has ended and school has started up once again. The thrill of seeing your friends again has worn out, and you're bored, possibly to the death. The following is a list of conquering this boredom in school.
1. Only speak duck (quack constantly).
2. Pretend you're Paul Revere and run through the halls screaming, "The British are coming, the British are coming!"
3. Answer all your teacher's questions in third person. Example: "Bob thinks that EMC2 was created by Einstein.
4. During lunch have your lunch table break out into random Disney songs.
5. Tell your teacher that your Wookie ate your homework.
6. Mutter the same numbers over and over again under your breath.
7. Dress up as a wizard and cast "spells" on your fellow classmates.
8. Dress up as a pirate and ask, "Where's all the Booty?"
9. Pretend you're the Headless Horseman.
10. Do your homework in some exotic language such as Swahili.
11. Sit next to your imaginary friend at lunch.
12. Buy a life size cardboard poser of Andersen Cooper and bring him everywhere.
13. Go up to someone with a ring and exclaim: "It's the ring of power! You must destroy it in the fires of Mount DOOM!"
14. Ride your bike or motorized scooter through the hallways.
15. Throw a barb-b-q in the cafeteria.
16. Start digging a hole in front of the school. When asked what you're doing answer, "I'm going to China!"
17. Inform your school over the loudspeaker that you're an alien and you've come to abduct them all!
18. Pretend you're blind.
19. Bring your 'blankie' to school.
20. During a band concert, when you're supposed to be playing a great classical piece, have the band start playing the Jeopardy song.
21. During a test stand up and yell, "I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees!"
22. The answer to every question is global warming. Example : "Why did Hitler persecute the Jews?" "Global Warming!"
23. At the end of the announcements say "May the Force be with you."
24. Randomly blurt out: "Mike Wasowski!"
25. Randomly shout out : "I've got a snake in my boots!"
26, Narrate your life. Example: " 'Hi guys!' I said as my friends looked at me like I was crazy."
27. Only write in gel pens.
28. Tap dance through the halls.
29. Fence through the halls.
30. Ask your PE teacher when you're going to be playing Quidditch.
31. Bring the Sorting Hat to school and place it on strangers' heads and yell out the house of which they are in.
32. You could do nothing, but then you'll surely die of boredom.
I've done # 4, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28 and 29. It's up to you to do the rest.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone how doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gilly-weed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you drive the guard nuts by asking for the 600th Floor. Me: I will if I ever go to the empire state bulding. Maybe. I dont want to seem insane.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (I do)
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. Me: Percy is Waaaaay cooler than HP
-You burn food to see if it smells good. Me: I want to but my mom wont let me.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… (I Have no $$)
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in -a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
-You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).
-You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
-Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. Me: I need to buy one.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
-You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas Me: *whines* Texas is too hot!!!
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol. Me: Huh. I never noticed that
U claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much ur friends argue with u.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever ur internet slows down, u yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO U LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
u stuff ur Twilight books in the back of ur closet so u have some more places for ur PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
-In the beginning of ur first History class, u burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" Me: Say not blurt
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
-When someone dies, u pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
-When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
-You write PJO fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
-You spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
-You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
-You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
-You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
U want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, & hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
-You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
-You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
-You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85% chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
-You create a new nickname for Percy, such as Pajamas because his initials are PJ.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!)
-Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
-You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
-You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
-You get other people obsessed.
-You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
-You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
-You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.
U know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, , BotL, PJO & use it in conversations.
-Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
-When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o}
-Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience.)
-When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
-You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
-You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
-You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
-You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
-You know which pages the good parts are on.
-You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
-You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena and Poseidon!!!!!!! CABIN 6 and 3 RULES!!)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
-Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
-You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
-You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Ex:"Oh my Gods" & "What in Hades name are you doing?" & "What in Hades name am I doing")
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better than most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
-You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absolutely NOT!).
-At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
U wish u could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (but I don’t have a golden drachma).
-You give friends and yourself a godly parent.
You are trying to learn Greek.
-You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology.
-You want to learn Latin.
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.
U have taken every test u can find about what demigod parent u would/do/should have, & ur trying to get ur friends to.
-U make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what u say when talking about PJO.
-Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
-You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
-You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unlike god, goddess.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
-You own every single book.
-You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
-U wish with every fiber of ur being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, & the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
-You've called someone you know a satyr.
-You name your pet fish Clovis
Ur Harry Potter obsessed family members think u're a freak because u prefer Percy Jackson. Me: HARRY POTTER SUCKS!!!!! GO PJO!!!
You see ‘Pier 1 Import’ and you think it says ‘Piper 1 Import’.
-You freak out because your History teacher is Canadian.
U send a 10 pages long e-mail to Rick Riordan telling him how awesome the PJO series is. Me: Ohh!!! I should do that!!
-U go to a book shop & find a whole wall full of Percy Jackson books & you're nearly crying. Me: If I saw a whole wall full of PJO books in a book shop i'd Nearly cry & be furious. Or makeup an excuse about why the wall is full of PJO books
-When u think you saw something and ur friends convince u it wasn’t there u think u may be a half-blood or can see through the mist. (But the joy disappears when they tell u it was a joke).
You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth.
-You are completely convinced one of your female teachers is a fury.
You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis.
-You blame Poseidon for bad weather.
You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry).
Whenever u go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) u yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists.
Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)
-Blame Athena for bad grades.
Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane.
-Glare at doughnut store chains and blame it on the Hydra.
-Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution.
-You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all).
Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne.
-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
-You go to the Hallmark store and say you need to get a father’s/mother’s day card for your godly parent. Me: How would u send the card 2 them
When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed.
You refuse to lie down on a waterbed.
-You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon.
You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies.
You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things.
-You are so obsessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)
You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list.
You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO.
-You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night.
-You think this list could go on into infinity (which I do).
You stalk Rick Riordan to DEATH!
-You compare one of your best friends to a PJO character.
-Your friends decide to “start over” and one says “I’m Bob,” and you instantly say “Hey Iapetus!”
-You fall asleep in class after re-re-re-re-re-reading Chapter Three in LT and you dream you and your classmates are in a bus WITH Percy and Grover, and the Minotaur throws the b in the air.
When u're History teacher asks u what's ur favorite food & u answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' cause Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
-You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo (references to the sun).
-You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
-You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
You try to talk to horses.
-You try to summon the dead.
-You try to summon lightning.
-You try to breathe underwater.
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
-You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
-You pray to Aphrodite 50 times a day, praying to get that cute girl(or guy!) to like you.
-When you got that new cat, you made sure that you didn’t just adopt the Nemean Lion.
-When you look for a dog to adopt, you look for one with 3 heads.
-You can recite off the top of your mind every single monster mentioned in any PJO book.
You find yourself making maps of Camp Half-Blood.
And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?