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Joined 08-16-03, id: 439805, Profile Updated: 10-25-14
Author has written 37 stories for South Park, Hey Arnold, Quantum Leap, Home Movies, Two and a Half Men, Harry Potter, All Dogs go to Heaven, Wrestling, Parodies and Spoofs, My Little Pony, and Fosters.

Hello, friends. I am updating this profile to let you know about my published and upcoming works, and how to find me on social media if you choose to do so.

Published works:

Raisin (2012)

Upcoming works:

Americana (2014)

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FAQ

When is the second Raisin book coming out?

When it's done. I have decided to write it after two years of grumbling, but it may not be out until late 2015. I may revise the first before that.

Will you be coming back to fanfiction on a regular basis?

Probably not.

Do you have a OTP?

StanXKyle and ArnoldXHelga.

Can I have your email address?

No.

Will you be my friend?

I'm not opposed to it, as long as you aren't a weirdo.

How do I do that?

A PM is a good place to start.

Was that line in story XYZ a reference to...?

Might have been.

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Infinite Death by kyleisgod reviews
Kenny McCormick's points of view before his various deaths, in the actual order of occurrence! Kenny McCormick death fic challenge!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Kenny M.
Life Was A Challenge Course by It'sAllGooeyAndSticky reviews
Ike and Kenny? What? Karen asks Kenny to go on a senior trip with her class. Ike has issues to deal with, and he never expected Kenny to come to his rescue. READ AND REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Ike B., Kenny M. - Complete
Death for a Dime by Lori von Loco reviews
He remembered debilitating, seemingly incurable boredom. He remembered the hectic descent into drug abuse. He did not remember why there was blood on the carpet, or why the sight of it made him feel so empty.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Beauty & the Fae by wallflowerwriter reviews
Sarah beats the Labyrinth only to face the Goblin King...and lose. However, our favorite heroine still refuses to give up. S/J
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle - Complete
The End by Lord-Deos reviews
Years have passed since their boyhood adventures. As feelings are found, worlds turned upside down and the lives of everyone put on the line, will the teenagers of South Park be able to save everything they hold dear? Or is this The End? S/K Slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Perchance to Dream by Phoenix II reviews
After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,292 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So II: Through Raven's Eyes by Brat-Child3 reviews
Alternate version of "I feel so," as told by Stan. "Fate has left Stan feeling like an empty shell, but Kyle doesn't seem willing to give up on him."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Just Before Dawn by lx-Kisa-xl reviews
Stephen takes out his frustration at Linda's mistrust on his son- after all, it's always his fault, right? Not for the faint of heart. N/C StephenxButters, eventual Bunny and Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Butters S.
Souls Entwined by TheXYZ reviews
Kyle and Stan are best friends living in Germany, right before the outbreak of World War Two. Stan has feelings for Kyle and protects him from the Gestapo. Cartman, a Nazi, saves Kyle's life- and likes him? Not in S Park, but destinies- and souls- entwine
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,652 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
A Bunch of Emo Teenaged Faggots in Love by JoeMerl reviews
...With Each Other. The boys stumble across a fanfiction site and try to make sense of a show with their town in the title. Reviews or flames greatly appreciated.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Tweek T. - Complete
Back Home by Pointy Objects reviews
When you've lost the only home you've known, the only love there is, and the one person who cares about you, where do you go? You go home, but where is home? Completed...no, really, it is this time. No lie...COMPLETED.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,674 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Pain by Loca Bambina reviews
What hurts the most... is not seeing that loving you is what I was trying to do. Oneshot, slash, not a songfic...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Green Hat, Orange Parka by Anime Blob reviews
I wasn't all that special, if at all. But why do I feel like you think that way about me? SLASH. One Shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Aunque Mi Vida Me Cuesta by Phoenix II reviews
The longawaited sequel to Rescue Me. Title comes from a strange Spanish song I found myself singing one night called La Llorona. Translates to Although It Costs Me My Life. Style, KennyBebe, ButtersLexus, OMCOMC, OMCOFC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,148 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Sapphires and Morning Glory by Phoenix II reviews
A new dailyupdate fic from Phoenix II. A monthlong series of oneshots about Stan and Kyle, prompted by the Word of the Day of MerriamWebster.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Crushed by xbeckyiscoolx reviews
The four boys go on a little adventure WARNING: Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Burning Butterflies by XxHDMxX reviews
He is not your lovable Kyle Brofloski. He is not the way many portray him in constant cliché storylines. He is not only a threat to everyone he comes into contact but to himself. He is the antagonist in his own story. KylexStan, KylexKen. Notice plz read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,218 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Overcoming Obstacles by BroflovskiFan reviews
Ch. 10 up. Mounting pressure puts strain on Stan and Kyle's relationship. Between parents, deception and shrinks, only one question remains: will Kyle risk losing his family, or lose Stan? Sequel to AESAD.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The New Girl by Shinji Matsuto reviews
It's been almost three years since Stan's best friend Kyle had moved to New York, but wait who's this hott new girl? better summary inside. YAOI WARNING!SxK
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Oblivious by Phoenix II reviews
Everybody apparently knows Kyle is hot as hell...except Kyle. Set as HS Seniors. Style. Oneshot. Stan's POV. Rated for language and mild sexuality.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Remember Me This Way by AdvancedFlea reviews
After a car accident, Caused by Stan taking his eyes off the road, He is left devistated at the loss of his best friend who he never got to tell how he felt. Could he have a second chance? Rated M for yaoi content!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Demon Days Experience by EPAF reviews
A StanxKyle albumfic based on the music by Gorillaz. This tells the story of one boy's desperation for the one he loves. But sometimes, things don't go according to plan and Kyle is about to find that out......the hard way.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,739 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Tethering Masks by Perivates reviews
What are you supposed to do when you find yourself attracted to two people at once? He loved them both, he couldn't imagine ever loving one and not the other... [KyleStan, StanWendy]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Serendipity by Aurifex reviews
Kenny and Cartman pose a bet to Stan and Kyle that will, although it is accidental, change their lives forever. Style and Slash. Chapter 12 up now, FINALLY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,718 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Rescue Me by Phoenix II reviews
Kyle needs someone to save him: from the world, from his enemies, from himself. Kyle needs someone to rescue him. SLASH, StanKyle, minor StanWendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,335 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Stay :Part 2: by SomeRandomKyleBroflovskiFan reviews
.:Angsty fics? Love 'em or hate 'em? Either way you'll like this fic:. Stan has always been there for Kyle. Now Stan needs the shoulder to cry on more than ever. StanXKyle SLASH. Ch. 5 IS UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,585 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Picture by Phoenix II reviews
Songfic to the Kid RockSheryl Crow duet Picture. Stylecentric. StanKyle, KyleChristophe [implied], Stanvarious girls. ONESHOT! Please read and leave a review, like nice Style fans!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Quiet Mountain Town by AdvancedFlea reviews
[COMPLETED!] When Kyle's Bedroom is being painted, Stan's family let Kyle stay with them, which takes Stan & Kyle's friendship to new levels. SLASH WARNING! contains Stan x Kyle, and Kenny x Butters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,050 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Godchild Molestation by DCourtes reviews
Cosmo messes up big time on Earth and in Fairy World. Antifanfic for “The Fairly Oddparents” Written by a friend of mine. Edited and published by me. Warnings inside!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Lemonade Stand of Doom by basketcase91 reviews
What happens when chipmunks get high.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2004
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus by fren reviews
A song I made up for Faith plus 1. That Christian Hard Rock episode is to blame!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
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As The World Falls Down reviews
As an adult, Connor Stevens is drawn back into Jude's world. He thought his tears had dried. He thought it was all behind him. When Jude gets in trouble, his whole life will be turned upside down as he battles with old memories and old feelings. Can he help Jude as their worlds fall down, or will history repeat itself? Jonnor. Rated M for language and some strong adult themes.
Fosters - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/5 - [Connor, Jude]
Large Fries, Chocolate Shake reviews
Jude tries not to think about the best days of his life, because they remind him of the Santa Monica Pier and the worst night of his life. Jonnor. Oneshot. Rated T for some dark images and mild language.
Fosters - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28 - Jude, Connor - Complete
Cold reviews
Twilight Sparkle wakes up in a void of nothingness. There is nothing around her and no one in the space with her except a distant, mysterious voice that she can't identify. And as the voice grows closer to her, the colder she seems to get...
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Trailer Trash Barb reviews
Barbie - What if Ken and Barbie had been complete trash? What if Barbie was a dominating white trash redneck and Ken was her cowering husband? What if they lived in a trailer park? Find out all the answers to these questions and many you didn't even know you had. Parody. Oneshot. Rated M for serious adult content, extreme language, and a few racial slurs. Don't like, don't read.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Twenty-Three Skidoo reviews
A boy receives a letter from a stranger which chronicles the long-ago love of Kenny McCormick and Butters Stotch. The tale will change his world forever. Oneshot. KennyXButters. Inspired vaguely by a Writing Prompt on Reddit.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] OC - Complete
Your New Kid Is A Mary Sue reviews
Title says it all. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., OC - Complete
Stranded reviews
Kenny, Cartman and Butters are on their high school senior trip, driving across the country. When the car breaks down in the wilderness not far from South Park, Kenny meets a kid named Stan Marsh. But Stan is not all that he appears to be. He's hiding something. And when Kenny discovers the truth, it is the last thing he was ever expecting. AU. Oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
22 Days reviews
...was all it took to change their lives forever. What do you do when your love for a person conflicts with your faith? Do you abandon your faith or abandon your love? Style. Rated T for language. AU.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Legacy reviews
A oneshot from the point of view of the Undertaker after losing the streak at Wrestlemania XXX.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Complete
All The Ways I Want You reviews
Helga has a strange recurring dream that causes her to seriously consider telling Arnold how she feels.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Broken reviews
After Carface beats Itchy and burns the casino down, Itchy is left with nothing but his thoughts as he walks through the streets of New Orleans towards the old church. One-sided ItchyXCharlie. A challenge fic.
All Dogs go to Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Itchy I. - Complete
Remembering Stan reviews
After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan does everything in his power to help Kyle remember. SxK. Slash. No longer a collab project.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The After reviews
After Stan and Kyle's first time, they sit down and have a serious talk. Rated M for sexual content. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Consequences reviews
Bad things keep happening around Charlie. Is it all just a streak of bad luck or is he finally reaping the consequences of a life of degradation? Rated T for graphic images, strong language, and mature themes.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Charlie H.
Chosen reviews
AU. Harry Potter is a homeless man living on the streets of London. When Dumbledore shows up and offers him the chance to be a hero, will he choose to fight for others or turn his back? neutral!Harry. Possible HarryXDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P.
My Closest Friend reviews
Kyle struggles as he finds himself falling for Stan. Style. Oneshot. Mildly slashy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Facing The Past reviews
Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes. KxW. FINALLY UPDATED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger
I Can't Believe It's Not Butters! reviews
Butters stands up to Cartman, which causes the fat kid to fall for him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny finally accept Butters as one of their own. BxC. Mild slash. Intentionally OOC due to characters gradually changing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Peace reviews
After going through an abusive experience no child should ever have to endure, Jake is haunted to no end. Uncle Charlie decides to lend a hand and help the poor boy get a little peace of mind. Rated M for sexual abuse, language, and underage drinking.
Two and a Half Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
God Save the Queen reviews
When Kyle returns to South Park for the reading of Kenny's will, parody ensues. Rips on a lot of great stories. Rated T for language. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Reflections reviews
Stan looks back on the worst mistake of his life. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Stan M. - Complete
Waiting reviews
After something unspeakable happens, Walter can only sit and wait for Perry to wake up from his coma, despite the fact that everyone tells him it's hopeless. T for language. WalterPerry. Mild slash. Oneshot.
Home Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
A Blatant Ripoff reviews
Another jokefic. Stan catches Kyle doing something in the bathroom and the hilarity ensues. Style. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
Why Don't We Get Drunk? reviews
Stan and Kyle get drunk because they don't want to be in another bad slash story. Style. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cocoa reviews
Stan brings Butters cocoa and listens to his confessions. Stutters. Style. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Science Fiction Double Feature reviews
The sequel to WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD. As Stan and Kyle settle into married life, something happens that could ruin everything. Style. Slash. References to RHPS.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
The Headstone reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Trouble In River City reviews
Sam's latest leap puts him in River City, Iowa, long before he was ever born. He must figure out why he's there, and how such an error occurred. Music Man Quantum Leap crossover.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007
For the Record reviews
Stan talks about how straight he and Kyle are. No slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Style on Strike reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hung Over reviews
Stan and Kyle wake up in bed together and wonder what happened the night before. Songfic. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hurt reviews
Stan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
What Does The Future Hold? reviews
The boys discuss what the future might be like while Stan and Kyle deal with their feelings toward each other. StanXKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Delia's Gone reviews
Stan kills Wendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Analyzing Kyle reviews
Kyle must come to terms with his relationship with Stan. StanxKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Do Not Love You reviews
Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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