YawnyPenguin
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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Yawny Penguin

Hello my tired penguins and polar bears!

I am YawnyPenguin!

I have watched OHSHC, Fruits Basket, Sword Art Online, Lucky Star and I am currently up to date with Naruto (and Shippuden) anime and manga franchise. I also enjoy watching Doctor Who, Sherlock and I'm a big fan of Tolkien!


I really hope you enjoy my stories...

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Our Ninja Ways by KatiMariposa reviews
Dating late pre-shippuden to shippuden, a story about a young Leaf Kunoichi, Kat Himura, who finds herself in an unbelievable situation when her childhood friend Deidara returns after becoming a criminal and was missing for years. Besides dealing with the fact that she has to keep him a secret, she faces a new issue: falling for him. Can she work it out or will it end in tragedy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Akatsuki
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Signed: From A Very Scared Lazy Ninja Suitor by NarutoRox reviews
(Dedicated to The Kazekage of Suna, and their 'Signed: From' challenge) Shikamaru's journal after certain events pertaining to his relationship with a certain blonde Suna kunoichi...and her over-protective brothers. With nosy friends trying to 'help' and the universe seemingly against him, what's a lazy suitor to do? 'Troublesome' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,601 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Tobi is Tobi by ThousandsOfMilesAway reviews
Collection of One-shots. Tobi has extreme issues. Kisame is kinda scared of him. Itachi likes his dango. Pein has finally snapped. Deidara just wants to be lazy. Konan believes she is surrounded by idiots. Kakuzu hates his life. Sasori is kind of alive. Zetsu is surrounded by flowers. Orochimaru is a coward. Hidan finally has alone time, sort of... I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,875 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Obito U., Akatsuki
British Youtubers Vs American Youtubers: The Apocalypse by PhanFictionz reviews
The year 2020 Is the year where youtubers finally decide to take action and began two mafia groups. Team USA and Team UK! Many youtubers are involved in here so here are the list : AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedTime, JacksGap, Smosh, JennaMarbles, MarcusButlerTV, PointlessBlog, Zoella, Nerimon, FineBros, CharlieIssocoollike, Catrific, and JoeyGracifa! Who will win?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Smosh, AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, JacksGap
Prince Charming Academy by DuckButtFangirl reviews
In the kingdom of Konoha, one lucky civilian wins a full scholarship to Prince Charming Academy, the world's number one training school for all of noble or royal blood. A devilish prank by a younger brother lands Naruto in training to be a noble, caught in the middle of a game of trickery and seduction amongst the world's rising royals. Sasu/Naru Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
If Only I didn't by cyndy1 reviews
Just an idea that's been stuck in my head. Kyo gets himself stuck in the clutches of a teenage girl while trapped in his cat form. What stupidity will come out of this? Find out.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012
The Hunter by Kur0Kishi reviews
A certain blonde that isn't very good with staying within the rules, a wild card; the Joker. A black haired swordsman that hides a checkered past and fears underneath his black cloak. A girl that is just looking for a way out of the prison named AINCRAD joins them on a journey with their lives in the balance. SAO, a reality that is defined by one's sword.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,792 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Asuna/Asuna Y.
No Longer Watching by XoverMasta reviews
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto had been alive for a long time... too long. He watched Panem rise, and the Hunger Games start. And now that a person precious to him has entered the Hunger Games he will NO LONGER WATCH! Rating may or may not go up.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Katniss E.
Tangled up by dumplingdoo reviews
Prequel to 'Counting Teardrops' After failing her jonin exams, Tenten's on journey to Suna to train. She had no idea that the journey there would be life altering. When there though, can the girl that plays with knives get tangled up in her trainers web..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Ninjas vs Wizards by BTG101 reviews
A thousands years ago Wizards and Ninjas used to live peacefully together, but all war broke out when each side saw the others power. SO to ensure peace they spilt the universe into two, one for wizards and one for Ninjas. But now the Wizards need the
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
That Time by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
On the way back from a mission, Sakura falls ill and Kakashi rushes to get supplies, leaving her teammates to care for her. Too bad Sasuke and Naruto know absolutely nothing about periods! SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
Defeating Loneliness by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
People can't defeat loneliness." Lee is determined to prove Gaara wrong--on his birthday! (No pairings, one-shot birthday fic for Ledi-chan.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
To Victory by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee challenges Neji to a drinking contest! But what SORT of drinking contest? And just what could go wrong? Poor, poor Tenten. NejiTen one-shot (Requested by Rekino)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Fluff, Pure and Simple by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Tenten teaches Neji the joy of eating marshmallows. Minor NejiTen. Pray for Lee. (One-shot for Nuklear Firefly).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
How to Bake a Cake by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee wants to bake a cake for Sakura on White Day! Too bad Neji and Tenten are forced to help him...and why is everyone ELSE there? Nejiten, NaruHina, and more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/25/2005
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Ninken Naruto reviews
After eating some ramen in a village whilst on a mission, when Naruto returns to the village, he begins to develop an unsettling stomach ache. The next morning, he finds he has become a dog which is all kinds of confusing. Unable to revert back to a human for a while, Team Kakashi are forced to take care of him and adapt to the circumstances! (Updated in 300-600 word chapters)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Sai
To Be Hokage reviews
To be Hokage. That was his dream. That was Naruto. (My take on the aftermath if Naruto dies fighting Sasuke during Shippuden.) ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sai's Challenge reviews
Sai is set a new challenge by Naruto to prove he is not homosexual. Challenge: Get three phone numbers before midnight!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete