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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hola lovely people! ¿Que tal?;)

Here's a lil' introduction on myself. Because I'm sure you are really interested, right?;'L

Name: Hannah. But over the years, people have come up with some imaginitive and -frankly-strange nicknames for me. Hanni, Hannah Banana, Shigure (one of my personal favourites), biscuit, bourbon biscuit, tea monster, kiwi, Hannabananacucuobanawhatsthematterwithyourmama- yeah, my slightly strange cousin thought of that one. It was purely unique thinking on her part. But let's move on...

Age: I won't tell you my exact age, as no one really wants to know anyway, do they? Let's just say I'm old enough to understand the Big Bang Theory :3. And yes, for me -a scientifically-impaired person- that is a big achievement. Fine, in between 15 and 15. Get it?;)

Nationality: British. Though English, more specifically. Don't even get me started on that...O_O...Ignore my pen name;') I just love everything Spanish. And everything Japanese. And Icelandic.

Moving on...

Language: Well obviously British-English, seeing as I live in England. Because despite what my tutor says, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND THE AMERICAN VERSION. Trust me, there is:3 Not that there's anything wrong with the American version, I just prefer to call Jelly jelly, not jello. But I digress. I also speak some French, Spanish, German, Norwegian, Japanese, Swedish and Danish. Because I can. And a tidbit of Russian.

Gender: Who says I have one?...O_O Yup...that got you thinking, didn't it?. Nah, I'm a girl. Well, one would hope with a name like Hannah, right...?

Birthday: December 12th. The best birthday ever especially in 2012: 12/12/12, no matter what form of calendar you look at:3.

That is all:3

And yes, as you can probably tell, I love to ramble on about random stuff and general nonsense. Haters be hatin'.

Anyhow, I really love Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Professor Layton, Soul Eater, Howls moving castle, My Neighbour Totoro, Spirited Away, The girl who travelled through time, Arrietty and Ouran High School Host Club, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Doctor Who, languages, Kiwi Birds, Kiwis, Puffins (yep, I love birds), LOS MOOMINS and tea! And other things too, of course...but I don't want to bore you.

Hetalia has certainly livened up those dreary hours of History and Geoggers. Also French, Spanish, not so much English though... but you get the gist. I practically live and breathe manga.

I also love to cosplay. I've done some roleplaying before...I suppose... but not very much. I'm crap at any form of acting.

Seriously, I fell off of the stage at the London ComicCon 2013. That's how utterly shit I am.

My worst things to do: Maths (shoot it before it breeds.), Physics (Too late T_T), Biology, P.E (Ugh. Just ugh.) and anything else remotely active. And before you ask,yes, that does include walking up my stairs, but what can I say? I'm lazy.

My favorite things to do: Eat, draw, be annoying, draw, read, draw some more, whack stupid people over the head con mi flauta (with my flute), drink tea (NO SUGAR THOUGH), sleep, and go to theme parks.

Pairings: Way too many to list ;3 but here are some:HongIce, USUK, GerIta, Spamano, CielAlois, Black*StarDTK, KyoTohru, YukiManabe (It's so beautiful TvT), TamakiKyota, JohnLock and many, MANY more! Oh God, so many more.

Mis Head-Canons

> New Zealand is a man.

> Russia isn't a psychopath. Well, at least not always, he's just mis-understood. But I understand that some stories require Russia to be evil.

>Iceland's human name is Emil.

> There aren't human personifications of capitols. That's just too much to handle. I understand Micro-nations, but not Capitols. Never Capitols.

>Again, no human personifications for America's 50 states. They're just places on his body (e.g. Texas=glasses). Same with England's counties, Canada's provinces, ect.

> America knows Spanish. Well, the Latin version.

>England can't swim.

>Despite what the Anime and Manga says, England is England. NOT BRITAIN. He has brothers; Ireland, N. Ireland, Scotland and Wales. TOGETHER, they make up Great Britain (Sans Ireland. He's just Ireland).

>Iggy is the youngest out of the family.

>SPAIN IS NOT A PAEDOPHILE. He loved Romano as a father loved a son, but when Romano was older, he began to feel more than that, and hence smutty Spamano ensues:3

>Iggy is a pervert. We have France to thank for that.

>Iggy also still has piercings from his Pirate and Steam-Punk days. All his punk clothes are in the back of his wardrobe. He loves it.

>New Zealand's curls are his erogenous zones; all curls for all countries are. Iggy's eyebrows are his too;)

>NZ has tattoos from his Maori days.

>Austria loves cake:3

>Liechtenstein isn't a wimp. She's the sister of Switzerland for Christ's sake! She's a bloody ninja!

>England loves everyone in his commonwealth. Vair much.

>Hong Kong and Sealand don't hate England, no matter what they say. And England knows this.

>Romania isn't a vampire, but he likes blood, and has traits of a vampire (his teeth, fear of very bright places).

>Prussia plays the flute.

>America excels with Jazz instruments, and can also play guitar.

>Iggy still plays guitar (acoustic and electric), bass, violin and can sing really well.

>America loves to hear England sing.

>As do all the colonies.

>France does not rape nations. Or anyone, for that matter. I mean seriously, he's the country of love! And rape is not love.

>England talks in a cockney accent and dialect when he gets really angry. But only with people he trusts.

>Austria doesn't actually need glasses, he only wears them because he wants to look 'interesting'.

>Hungary, Japan and Liechtenstein have a Yaoi group together. Which I want to join. Hold up, I did join it.

> The Bad Touch Trio were once 'friends with benefits'. Porque reasons.

>Germany is the Holy Roman Empire (or should I say, 'was').

>Prussia, Rome and Germania are the only ones who know this.

> Not all nations are Multi-lingual. But every nation knows English -.-''. This fact depresses me.

>Romano keeps in contact with the Mafia, and is practically their leader.

>Romano speaks Spanish fluently, but only speaks to Spain in Spanish when he's in a really good mood. Spain, likewise, speaks Italian fluently.

>Spain is actually really intelligent, regardless of his air-headed personality. He is also really terrifying if angered.

>Spain has a battle-axe named Maria. Although that's practically canon.

>None of the countries are Mary-sues. Have you seen what they've been through?! Though cute tsundere times are totally acceptable.

>America and Canada are brothers. As are Norway and Iceland and China and Hong Kong. Italy and Romano are twins, yet Romano is older.

>Spain has quite a few Brothers and sisters. Mexico (Sister), Portugal (brother), Brazil (sister), Argentina (brother), Chile (brother). They get along relatively well, but don't talk much and aren't close.

>Russia and America don't hate each other exactly, they just have differences that they find disagreeable.

>All nations have a dark side that usually arises when in war. They're kind of like the 2P versions, only Iggy's is less child-like.

>All nations have a cat:3 Unless they're allergic to them. In which case, they still have a cat. Deal with it bitches.

>England is forced to go to the meetings for his brothers to represent them all, as they hate it and would rather be out getting wasted. Banterful times, huh?

>Prussia still attends World Meetings as an official nation, which everyone respects.

>Scotland, Ireland, N.Ireland and Wales are very protective over England. Only they are allowed to hurt him in their opinion.

Stereotypes= Insane stupidity.

Underline the stereotypes that relate to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be insane and belong to the mafia.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST smoke weed.
Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be evil.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like SLASH or FEMSLASH, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins/
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird and be a loser.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times and burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob.
I like ANIME, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I hope I didn't freak you out too much. Enjoy the rest of your day/night/whatever it is.

Stay cool!

Adios! ;D

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Tea Scones and Ice Cream Sundaes by Charli Petidei reviews
Bored Englishman Arthur Kirkland runs a quaint little teashop slap-bang in the middle of a bustling shopping centre full of people. But one day his peaceful existence is shattered when a loud mouthed American named Alfred Jones steps inside his shop, demanding to know why they don't sell coffee. And in that one out-of-the-ordinary moment, there goes normality for Arthur - forever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - England/Britain, America
A Taste of Red Blush by kuku88 reviews
(Bday present for Marisa Lee!) Marshall smirked, not even holding back his laughter. "You're blushing, aren't you? You're blushing so hard." "I-I am not blushing! My face is always pink," his companion stammered back, hiding his face. Rated T, R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Rape, Cheat and Betrayal by Who-Am-I-To-One-That-Dislikes reviews
America and England have been going out for a while. One day, after a meeting America finds England cheating on him with France but was he cheating or did France rape him? Uk Brother moments aproved! ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - England/Britain, America, France, Scotland
Colors by Epsilon Sylvati reviews
Highschool AU. Iceland is going blind, but he tries to hide it from everyone else. However, his condition is worse than he thinks. All this on top of school, a new transfer student from Hong Kong, and the common difficulties/drama with being a teenager. *Thanks to Kiki-nana for the coverimage!* [Rating has changed to M due to drugs/sex]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,665 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Rising Fall of the Queen of Spades USUK by InvaderPey reviews
Omegaverse/Cardverse AU. USUK. The newest Queen of Spades, Arthur Kirkland, could not conceive after his first heat and was going to be hanged when the King befalls a sudden death. The new King of Spades, Alfred F. Jones, changes the lonely queen's life. Rated M for later chapters. (cover image isn't mine)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,123 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Case of the Dress Up Murders by phoenixreal reviews
John's away, and Sherlock's on another case, serial kidnapping and rape/murder of three so far. Donavan and Anderson are as enthused about his presence as always. Moriarty, though, takes the chance to manipulate the culprit, and he kidnaps Sherlock and Sally, who happens to be next to him. Sherlock!Whump. M for language, noncon, torture, lemon. There will be Johnlock FLUFF.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Sgt. S. Donavan, DI Lestrade - Complete
A Simple Stroke of Love by akumapearl reviews
Alfred F. Jones after facing a betrayal of the people who raised him and told him the would love him unconditionally. Is ready to love again. After moving in to a shabby studio owned by his brother he meets Arthur Kirkland a man who refuses to love anyone ever again or even speak a word for that matter. USUK yaoi Abusive!Past!FrUk (don't like don't read)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Hetalia School for Vampire Hunters by SalaciousCrumb reviews
AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,961 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The people of Paron by DolmaafAmlod reviews
When Alfred Jones and his brother Matthew moved to the tiny vilage Paron, they found it fairly normal. That is until they met the Kirkland family. This is the story about James Kirkland, a sick teenager, and his strugles in school and love. And to make it worse. He's in love with his stepbrother. Reveiws are loved. Pairings: Australia/New Zealand, USUK, Wy/Seborga, Seychelles/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,225 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - New Zealand, Australia
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lucha por amor by Ariasu-sama reviews
Lo se, horrible titulo y horrible sumary: Alfred es un "beta" enamorado de su mejor amigo omega Arthur, que al mismo tiempo esta enamorado de un alfa muy popular, Gilbert. ¿Alfred sera capaz de ganar el corazon de Arthur...? ¿O sera Gilber? Como sean, entren a leer -.- Omegaverse/Au. USUK, leve Pruk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - England/Britain, America
Heat by Awesome Empress reviews
Suddenly falling to my knees, my eyes widened. I couldn't move my legs! A rather loud thud against glass made me turn and fix my gaze on the nearest window. There was Marshall Lee again, but he had a different look in those bloodthirsty eyes. The way they raked over my now shaking form unabashedly, scared me. Hard Yaoi, somewhat drugged Gumball and a cute & humorous ending.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Booked by HetaliaHour reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Come so Close by ChaosSurplus reviews
Suddenly finding himself in a huge heap of trouble, Jett Kirkland has been given two options: hard time or community service. He picks the obvious choice. He quickly realizes that nothing is as hard as trying to get close to someone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Australia, New Zealand
The Forgotten Flame by MaybeitsAmy reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sent to a center in New York to help him recover from a body-image disorder, along with his anorexia and depression. He hates it, along with just about everything and everyone in the world, except for one: his loud and happy roommate Alfred Jones, whose presence Arthur does not understand. Can Alfred, along with the center's therapist, help Arthur save himself?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,813 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - England/Britain, America
Still the Baby by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Despite people thinking that Arthur's older brothers are merely bullies, they're actually much more than that. They care for their younger brother and want him to know that, even if it means humiliating him. To them, he's still the baby of the family. One-shot I think.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
How To Catch An Angel American Version! by Luna Calamity reviews
At the same day of every year, Alfred always noticed an angel fly over his home. Will he let it pass or try to catch it with all his might? And if he does catch this angel, what will he do with it? Or rather, what will it do with him? USUK-Britannia Angel YAOI/no like no read
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - America, England/Britain
Sort of Gakuen by quietlyfangirlinginthecorner reviews
After Antonio Carriedo accidentally incurs Lovino Vargas wrath when covering his History lesson, Antonio decides to try and make friends with him, it doesn't work out very well so he goes to another person in a similar situation. contains Spamano and Dennor ... and mentions a few other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,926 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
I Love That Desert Heart by QueenOfPixies reviews
Nobody told Zea that love would be easy... But nobody said it would be hard! This is Australia and New Zealand's rocky relationship from the heart of the desert. Next will be other pairings :D suggestions welcome. Rated T for language and maybe some suggestions ;D Oz/Zea US/UK and very faint Ro/Chu (you may have to squint to see it)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Australia, New Zealand - Complete
Love Truly is Blind by InkStainedKeyboard reviews
Arthur has been partially blind for as long as he can remember. When he and his parents move to America, he doesn't anticipate getting a friend, let alone falling in love...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
A broken promise by TheShotaBanana reviews
Spamano Pirate! AU Yay Antonio is the captian for the Spanish pirate leauge. What happens when an angry British pirate named Arthur takes Lovino houstage? Will Antonio ever see his little tomate again?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Secret Agent by blueyedmysterygirl reviews
Ok who the hell was that? A burglar? In this story you have a mysterious tohru and a creeped out Kyo a pervety Shigure (him being normal really, sorry Shigure) and a normal Yuki! You probably get what the story is from the title. Sounds griping doesnt it! (sarcasm)Anyway R&R xxx
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Not Your Average Fairytale by ASliverOfHope reviews
The two countries of Prussia and Russia have been at war since their conception. The King of Russia, Ivan, has found the King of Prussia, Gilbert's, one weakness, his lover Roderich. Ivan has captured Roderich and now it is up to Gilbert to save him. Human AU, PrusAus, human names used, obviously. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Try it, Punk! by MidknightPhantom reviews
When a proud, insufferable punk moves into Alfred's area, the poor American never expected to be forced to share a dorm room with him, be led into untold danger because of him, and definitely never expected to... fall in love with him? New summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - America, England/Britain
Insane by Dethani reviews
I wasn't insane. I didn't hear voices, or want to hurt people. Just because I felt down sometimes didn't mean I was insane... right? Mental hospital AU, Alfred!US/Arthur!UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, England/Britain
Another High School Love Story by SilentFlower reviews
Alfred's always been waiting to reach High School and meet the love of his life. But what happens when his "soul mate" turns out to be a guy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America, England/Britain
Destiny Calls by Katsushika Kahori reviews
AU In a "City of Soul Mates" how is one supposed to react when their irreplaceable, chosen, life partner can't seem to stand the sight of them much less love them?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - America, England/Britain
Menage à Trois in the Student Council by diamondlovesyaoi6697 reviews
Alfred, Arthur, and Francis, three of the Student Council members, are bored and decide to play Strip Poker. Francis and Alfred have a plan to only get Arthur naked. They have sex and accidentally turn the intercom on... FRUSUK Threesome! Smut, PWP, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Comfort Zone by sodeepitsshallow reviews
As if dealing with an overly flirtatious spouse and three children wasn't enough, the arrival of a fourth child plunges Arthur and the Kirkland-Bonnefoy household into further chaos. However this new Sydney from New Zealand isn't exactly who "she" seems.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - New Zealand, Australia
Disney World: The Happiest Place on Earth by Just a Janus reviews
...Unless you're Oz. Australia/New Zealand. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Australia, New Zealand
Tengoku ni Ochiru by Gosangoku reviews
It's hypocritical. It's wrong. But it's so damn addictive. Arthur Kirkland's a therapist with a dark past, and Alfred F. Jones is a young man with high aspirations and big problems. Can they help each other? — US/UK. More pairings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,720 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, England/Britain
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Tasteless Liquorice & Mischievous Fireworks reviews
Meet Emil Bondevik, a 16 year old Icelandic boy trying to fit in whilst battling constant illnesses. When he, his brother Lukas and brother's boyfriend, Matthias Khøler, move yet again to a new town in Colorado, how will Emil handle his posh high school, Hetalia High? And who was that mysterious-handsome- boy he met in the Nurses office? HongIce, DenNor, SuFin, etc. Yaoi, BoyXBoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Finland's Hectic Christmas 2012 reviews
It's Finland's job to send christmas presents on Christmas Eve, as he is Father Christmas. But this year, something new happens. How will Finland cope when he's being nursed by his crush, Sweden, after he tumbles down his chimney? SuFin, BoyXBoy,some DenNor and HongIce, and possibly SeaLat, rather fluffy. Don't like, don't read. Rating has gone up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,410 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sweden, Finland
CODE: Red reviews
With a breach in the CIAs security system, and the leads pointing to MI6, agents are sent out to England to investigate. Agent Alfred F. Jones (CIA) is ordered to follow Agent Arthur Kirkland (MI6); a prime suspect. But when a foreign organization plots against them, can the two unlikely agents overcome all suspicions and pull together? USUK, GerIta, Spamano, GiriPan,etc. ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2013 - England/Britain, America