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Hola lovely people! ¿Que tal?;)
Here's a lil' introduction on myself. Because I'm sure you are really interested, right?;'L
Name: Hannah. But over the years, people have come up with some imaginitive and -frankly-strange nicknames for me. Hanni, Hannah Banana, Shigure (one of my personal favourites), biscuit, bourbon biscuit, tea monster, kiwi, Hannabananacucuobanawhatsthematterwithyourmama- yeah, my slightly strange cousin thought of that one. It was purely unique thinking on her part. But let's move on...
Age: I won't tell you my exact age, as no one really wants to know anyway, do they? Let's just say I'm old enough to understand the Big Bang Theory :3. And yes, for me -a scientifically-impaired person- that is a big achievement. Fine, in between 15 and 15. Get it?;)
Nationality: British. Though English, more specifically. Don't even get me started on that...O_O...Ignore my pen name;') I just love everything Spanish. And everything Japanese. And Icelandic.
Language: Well obviously British-English, seeing as I live in England. Because despite what my tutor says, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND THE AMERICAN VERSION. Trust me, there is:3 Not that there's anything wrong with the American version, I just prefer to call Jelly jelly, not jello. But I digress. I also speak some French, Spanish, German, Norwegian, Japanese, Swedish and Danish. Because I can. And a tidbit of Russian.
Gender: Who says I have one?...O_O Yup...that got you thinking, didn't it?. Nah, I'm a girl. Well, one would hope with a name like Hannah, right...?
Birthday: December 12th. The best birthday ever especially in 2012: 12/12/12, no matter what form of calendar you look at:3.
That is all:3
And yes, as you can probably tell, I love to ramble on about random stuff and general nonsense. Haters be hatin'.
Anyhow, I really love Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Fruits Basket, Professor Layton, Soul Eater, Howls moving castle, My Neighbour Totoro, Spirited Away, The girl who travelled through time, Arrietty and Ouran High School Host Club, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Doctor Who, languages, Kiwi Birds, Kiwis, Puffins (yep, I love birds), LOS MOOMINS and tea! And other things too, of course...but I don't want to bore you.
Hetalia has certainly livened up those dreary hours of History and Geoggers. Also French, Spanish, not so much English though... but you get the gist. I practically live and breathe manga.
I also love to cosplay. I've done some roleplaying before...I suppose... but not very much. I'm crap at any form of acting.
Seriously, I fell off of the stage at the London ComicCon 2013. That's how utterly shit I am.
My worst things to do: Maths (shoot it before it breeds.), Physics (Too late T_T), Biology, P.E (Ugh. Just ugh.) and anything else remotely active. And before you ask,yes, that does include walking up my stairs, but what can I say? I'm lazy.
My favorite things to do: Eat, draw, be annoying, draw, read, draw some more, whack stupid people over the head con mi flauta (with my flute), drink tea (NO SUGAR THOUGH), sleep, and go to theme parks.
Pairings: Way too many to list ;3 but here are some:HongIce, USUK, GerIta, Spamano, CielAlois, Black*StarDTK, KyoTohru, YukiManabe (It's so beautiful TvT), TamakiKyota, JohnLock and many, MANY more! Oh God, so many more.
> New Zealand is a man.
> Russia isn't a psychopath. Well, at least not always, he's just mis-understood. But I understand that some stories require Russia to be evil.
>Iceland's human name is Emil.
> There aren't human personifications of capitols. That's just too much to handle. I understand Micro-nations, but not Capitols. Never Capitols.
>Again, no human personifications for America's 50 states. They're just places on his body (e.g. Texas=glasses). Same with England's counties, Canada's provinces, ect.
> America knows Spanish. Well, the Latin version.
>England can't swim.
>Despite what the Anime and Manga says, England is England. NOT BRITAIN. He has brothers; Ireland, N. Ireland, Scotland and Wales. TOGETHER, they make up Great Britain (Sans Ireland. He's just Ireland).
>Iggy is the youngest out of the family.
>SPAIN IS NOT A PAEDOPHILE. He loved Romano as a father loved a son, but when Romano was older, he began to feel more than that, and hence smutty Spamano ensues:3
>Iggy is a pervert. We have France to thank for that.
>Iggy also still has piercings from his Pirate and Steam-Punk days. All his punk clothes are in the back of his wardrobe. He loves it.
>New Zealand's curls are his erogenous zones; all curls for all countries are. Iggy's eyebrows are his too;)
>NZ has tattoos from his Maori days.
>Austria loves cake:3
>Liechtenstein isn't a wimp. She's the sister of Switzerland for Christ's sake! She's a bloody ninja!
>England loves everyone in his commonwealth. Vair much.
>Hong Kong and Sealand don't hate England, no matter what they say. And England knows this.
>Romania isn't a vampire, but he likes blood, and has traits of a vampire (his teeth, fear of very bright places).
>Prussia plays the flute.
>America excels with Jazz instruments, and can also play guitar.
>Iggy still plays guitar (acoustic and electric), bass, violin and can sing really well.
>America loves to hear England sing.
>As do all the colonies.
>France does not rape nations. Or anyone, for that matter. I mean seriously, he's the country of love! And rape is not love.
>England talks in a cockney accent and dialect when he gets really angry. But only with people he trusts.
>Austria doesn't actually need glasses, he only wears them because he wants to look 'interesting'.
>Hungary, Japan and Liechtenstein have a Yaoi group together. Which I want to join. Hold up, I did join it.
> The Bad Touch Trio were once 'friends with benefits'. Porque reasons.
>Germany is the Holy Roman Empire (or should I say, 'was').
>Prussia, Rome and Germania are the only ones who know this.
> Not all nations are Multi-lingual. But every nation knows English -.-''. This fact depresses me.
>Romano keeps in contact with the Mafia, and is practically their leader.
>Romano speaks Spanish fluently, but only speaks to Spain in Spanish when he's in a really good mood. Spain, likewise, speaks Italian fluently.
>Spain is actually really intelligent, regardless of his air-headed personality. He is also really terrifying if angered.
>Spain has a battle-axe named Maria. Although that's practically canon.
>None of the countries are Mary-sues. Have you seen what they've been through?! Though cute tsundere times are totally acceptable.
>America and Canada are brothers. As are Norway and Iceland and China and Hong Kong. Italy and Romano are twins, yet Romano is older.
>Spain has quite a few Brothers and sisters. Mexico (Sister), Portugal (brother), Brazil (sister), Argentina (brother), Chile (brother). They get along relatively well, but don't talk much and aren't close.
>Russia and America don't hate each other exactly, they just have differences that they find disagreeable.
>All nations have a dark side that usually arises when in war. They're kind of like the 2P versions, only Iggy's is less child-like.
>All nations have a cat:3 Unless they're allergic to them. In which case, they still have a cat. Deal with it bitches.
>England is forced to go to the meetings for his brothers to represent them all, as they hate it and would rather be out getting wasted. Banterful times, huh?
>Prussia still attends World Meetings as an official nation, which everyone respects.
>Scotland, Ireland, N.Ireland and Wales are very protective over England. Only they are allowed to hurt him in their opinion.
Stereotypes= Insane stupidity.
Underline the stereotypes that relate to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be insane and belong to the mafia.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST smoke weed.
Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be evil.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like SLASH or FEMSLASH, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins/
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird and be a loser.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times and burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob.
I like ANIME, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I hope I didn't freak you out too much. Enjoy the rest of your day/night/whatever it is.