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Joined 12-05-12, id: 4400242, Profile Updated: 05-08-15
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Mass Effect, and Glee.

I will take requests for pairings and acts in any of the following categories, send me a PM and I'll put it in my writing queue.

Harry Potter

Mass Effect

Dragon Age

Glee

Pokemon

Big Bang Theory

Friends

Lord of the Rings

How I Met Your Mother

Alien

Please bear in mind that I do have a full time job, and I get very little time to actually write, so do not expect your request to be written immediately.

YOUR REQUEST MUST BE SENT IN A PM! This makes it easier for me to keep track of what requests I actually have, as well as creating a queue of sorts

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Doom of Umbridge by Death7270 reviews
The 'Trio' will have their revenge on Umbridge. Expect every fetish you can and can't imagine. Squick to the extreme. Literal Draco bashing. Trio/Harem. B-mod Futa. All warnings. Not for the faint of heart. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Growing Pains by summerkid reviews
The trials and tribulations of growing up... into a sexual being. Santana and Brittany find their sexual prowess in each other as well as love in the process. warning: girl!peen
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 187,799 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Just A Massage by S-love705 reviews
Monica's sex noises during Phoebe's massage spur on to something a whole lot more than a massage. Set during TOWT Secret Closet. Warning: Femslash, and plenty of smut!
Friends - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Monica G., Phoebe B.
Leliana and Morrigan Take a Bath by SerineCeline reviews
Epic title right? Leliana takes a bath and is visited by a certain witch, smexyness ensues, rough smexyness that is, warnings are inside. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Leliana, Morrigan - Complete
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Third Wheel reviews
REQUEST: Ron feels left out, so Harri and Hermione decide to include him in their activities. Ron/Fem!Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Initiation reviews
REQUEST. Rachel joins the Cheerios, but gets a lot more than she bargained for. WARNING: CONTAINS SCAT CONTENT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Camgirl reviews
Santana has a rather pleasurable time while camming with a stranger online...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
A Very Fast Learner reviews
Lily recommends a book to Hermione, and gives her a one-on-one on the finer points
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Revenge reviews
After the war, Harri Potter thought she was safe. Bellatrix and Narcissa prove her wrong. Fem!Harry. WARNING: contains futa content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 182 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Pre-Wedding Nerves reviews
Bill's nerves are starting to get the better of him, so Ginny decides to lend a hand...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Seeking Justice reviews
Samara seeks out Shepard after the mission on Zorya, and gets more than she bargained for. WARNING: contains futa content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/17/2014 - J. Garson, Samara - Complete
What if You Got Me Pregnant? reviews
Ron and Ginny try something they've never done before, and get more than they bargained for...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Ginny W., Ron W.] - Complete
Not My First Time reviews
Luna follows Ginny into the shower, and decides to have a little fun. WARNING: Contains futa content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Imprisoned reviews
Three-shot. After being captured by the Snatchers, Hermione finds out just how twisted the Black sisters can be. Blackcest in Chapter 2/3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Will You Join In Next Time? reviews
Hermione has a secret, and Harri's determined to find out what it is. Futa!Hermione/Fem!Harry. Contains futa content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's a Twin Thing reviews
When the rest of the Weasleys are away, Hermione spends a little quality time with Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Home Alone reviews
When Ron and Ginny have the house to themselves, they make the most of it. Ron/Ginny incest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Danger Close reviews
While home for the holidays, Hermione deicides to play a game with her mother. Solo!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Midnight Rendezvous reviews
Hermione and Cho meet up for a night together in the Room of Requirement. WARNING: FUTA CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Cho C., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Secret reviews
Hermione is woken in the middle of the night by a noise and decides to investigate. WARNING!: Contains futa content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete