Author has written 2 stories for Tinkerbell.
What's your name?
just call me CommonSwift and by the way I am a girl
How old are you?
does it really matter?...fine I am 20
hahahahhaaha are you a bit too old for fanfictions?
stop laughing, I have to improve my english T_T
In the Tinker bell section?
I had to start from somewhere.
Where are you from?
Italy...unfortunatly, can't wait to get to UK
do I really need to explain that?
Because I can't stand my own country way of thinking...for example if a thief enters in my house I can't fight back or subdue him in any way or I will get arrested and on a side note if my dog was to attack him, it will be put down.
To put it in short terms all laws in Italy are more usefull to the criminals then the honest people and the whole thing about Italy being a democratic country based on meritocracy it's a big lie, because you can't get a decent job without a recommendation from a man of power no matter how much qualificated you are.
Do you have a Job?
I used to work at one of those shops on the streets but I got fired for selling some rusty useless very small thinghy at a very small price...in my defense I was told the price of only the books and bracelets then my boss left me alone for hours -_-'
So currently I am unemployed...however I am thinking about working for a fast food
I don't want to stay at my mother's house forever and I want to pay for my College fees
What do you study?
I study Japanese, Chinese and English
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
You have 13 minutes
-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia
Why did you post those stupid chain messages? they are not real.
I know but my profile felt empty...
Then write something usefull on it instead of those.
But they are entertaining
You are hopeless
What is it?
Then why did you call me?
I was bored XD
I want to beat up the woman who lives above me so bad.
What did she do?
She starts shouting everytime I walk around my house.
How is she able to hear you if she lives above you?
Good question, maybe she got super powers.
*Starts trowing up*
Would type up the new chapter already? people are starting to get annoyed
I am working on it
Why is it taking so long?
Can't tell you, it's a secret
Oh come on split it out!
GRRRRRRRRRRR JUST TYPE THE NEW CHAPTER BEFORE I REACT CUPCAKES ON YOU
*runs off to type*
That was fast...wait this chapter is not over!
I was wondering what's the difference bethween a cupcake and a muffin?
It doesn't matter go type!
Fine, fine but you should really consider taking some sedatives
you don't want to know T_T
What can be worse then the turtle scene?
...a creepy blue hedgedog with black eyes and red glowing pupils, nasty shark like teeth all covered in blood...
OUCHHHHH MY FREAKING HAND
I tried to play that racing minigame on BBS
let me try
*hands over Psp* as you wish
What are you talking about is not so bad
Try keeping that up for 9 laps I dare you
*stares at screen*
reviews won't arrive faster if you do that
but I want them T_T
be patient, go finish the next chapter, I am sure there will be some new reviews later.
fine but if I see no review when I am done...HAHAHAHAHAHAMHAUAAUAHAHAUHAUHAUHUAAMAHAAHHAHUH
please excuse her, the heat is driving her crazy
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