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Yo! The Undead Bro here! Yup pretty easy to guess what I am...DIRECTIONER! Hellz yeah haha

I'm 14 and my S.O. is none of your buisness.

I'm EVENTUALLY going to be on WattPad and am currently only working on 2 stories, both Naruto.

Kira Chakuratīrā is no longer my only OC that I, myself own I have 2 now! ...well besides another one thats in another story...but that doesn't count. While it has MY name, my bloody sister has taken all the credits. :(

My nationality is British so SUCK ON THAT! I'm awesome AND have a freakin epic accent! :P But enough about me I will now slowly add more and more Quotes and other Copy & Paste shit that will piss you all off as you TRY to get to the bottom where my two stories are. HA! FAT CHANCE! But first more facts about me.

Favorite band: Hollywood undead.

Favorite movie: The Terminator.

Favorite show: Duck Dynasty.

Favorite anime: Naruto Shippuden.

Favorite food: Subway sandwiches.

Favorite drinks: Beer, Dr. Pepper

Blood type: None of your fucking buisness

Favorite Youtuber: Pewdiepie.

Info about me: I am Irish and german but grew up in Britain and I currently live in America.

How I want to die: I ain't gonna fucking die!

Do I have any brothers/sisters: 6 million bros and 9 sisters.

Am I a part of an army: 3 (Bro Army, Undead army, and my own army, just ask if you want to join.)

Do I have a YouTube account: Yes (KingofRandomFails)

Do I have a Qoutev account: ... Are you fucking serious no probaly Remus but to answer your question yes. ( And if you didn't get the joke then get the fuck off my page.)

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing(s).
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

Score: 4

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.


Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. (I could be if I wanted to but I hate the grading system so I get bad grades on purpose.)
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

Score: 1 (FUCK. YES. He is rapable.)

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[ ] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (LIES! i'M ALWAYS EPIC! NEVER "nice")
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

Score: 4

[X] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating... (as in slightly creepy in an awesome way.)
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[ ] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

Score: 5

[X] - I like and appreciate art. (Just not mine...)
[X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. (My imaginary friend who stalks me...Fucking bitch won't stop hittin me up for cash.)

Score: 5

[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned. (WHITEST EVER!!!)

Score: 1

[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (Its not a problem, its a wonderful relationship with colorful words GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT BITCH!!!)
[X] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

Score: 6 (DAMN IT!)

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides. (Thirty-seven)
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

Score: 4

[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. (Who says people who cuss and go on Homocidal rampages can't be happy and optimistic while doing so?"

Score: 6

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[XXX] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha. (Here is where the questionable S.O comes into play...)
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane. (I can't fanthom why...*NOTE THE SARCASM*)

Score: 6 (...okay so I cheated ITS MY PROFILE SHUT THE FUCK UP!)


Which member of ouran are you more alike?

Tamaki princely type:

You are French Not even close.
you’re a very romantic person Not really
You flirt a lot with girls/boys. Everyday mainly just 2 people though.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most. Yeah
You're overly eccentric in everything you do. kinda
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings lies
Your birthday is April 8th close but no.
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings. some

Total: 4 fuck.

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses hell yeah
You are known for being "evil" to some.
Your favourite foods are anything spicy nope sweet
You excel in everything you do I fail completely
Your birthday is November 22. Not even close
You hate waking up in the morning. Yes!!!! it burns!!!
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit eeehhhh wrong

Total: 3 heh i suck at this

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends. nope
You love cakes and sweets. of course
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you. Yeah, but i lost it :'(
You are/have taken a martial arts class no but i want to.
You are close to your cousins. nope they hate i annoy them to much.
You look a lot younger than you are. not anymore.
You're born on February 29th No!
Your favourite subject is math Fuck no!!!!

Total: 5

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends No T.T
You only talk when you need to heh complete and total liez

your protective of the people you care about. yeppers. you fuck with them i kill you :)

You favorite food is Japanese food no
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot. Depends what it is Your birthday is May 5th No!!!!!
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower nooooo...

Total: 2 dammit!

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling(s) have a strong bond depends
You're a very cynical person. No
You like to mess with your sibling Yep .
You're the oldest sibling Nope youngest.
Your birthday is June 9th No!!!!!!!!
You like Italian food Yesh!!!!!!
You get jealous easily to easily hey i got faults to
You don't make friends easily

Total: 5 hehehe

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games HELLZ YEAH!
Favorite subject is english Nope history.
You enjoy cosplay yes

You're nicer than your siblings Yeah, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY!
Your birthday is June 9th No dammit!!!!
You're very forgiving no i show no mercy!
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy Yeppers!
You like playing tricks on people Can't help it. well i could but i won't. .

Total: 5 hahahaha

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance Nope
You're tight with money Yeah
You get along with guys well Only the wierd ones
You're blunt about everything Not really
You're an excellent cook. i'm ok.
You have a hard time understanding love sometimes YES and it annoys me!
Your birthday is February 4th HELL FUCKING NO!

People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily some people can and others could if they got to know me.

Total: 5 the hell

Chiryoka Perverted Type:

You often takes things to far yep.
You daydream every moment of the day only about you. hehehe

Your birthday is January 30th no.
You like to Cosplay i don't mind it. same question different answers confused you huh
You are addicted to yaoi manga Yes and proud! >:3
You sleep in the nude sometimes
You're not that smart i am intellagent dammit!
Crazy is what people call you everyday! :)

Total: 7 bitches!

i am chiryoka.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my religion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religion does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (There are still people way better than me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (at least in my head...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE(out loud), so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone

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If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

I, Lady Arachne, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Because real authors alwaysleave reviews! Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution.

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong!

1.Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning.

2.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4.Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death

5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6.Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9.If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions:













1.)Have you ever read a 6./11. fan fiction before?

Kakashi/Gaara, No.

2.)Do you think 4. is hot? How hot?

Sasori, in his true form pretty freaking hot!

3.)What would happen if 12. got 8. pregnant?

Hinata got Sasuke pregnant? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

4)Do. you recall any fics about 9.?

Kisame, only a thousand times! All yaoi!!

5.)Would 2. and 6. make a good couple?

Deidara/Kakashi, I guess they would

6.)5./9. or 5./10.?

Hidan/Kakashi or Hidan/Naruto, both are good pairings, but I'm going to go with Hidan/Kakashi!!

7.)What would happen if 7. walked in on 2. and 12. doing it?

Neji walks in on Deidara and Hinata doing it...slowly closes the door and walks away whistling trying to act as casual as possible.

8.)Make up a summary of a 3./10. fan fiction.

Itachi/Naruto, Summary: Naruto has been searching for Sasuke for three years while training with Jiraiya when Itachi appears and tells them to follow him.

9.)Is there any such thing as a 1./8. fluff?

Tobi/Sasuke, yeah.

10.)Suggest a title for a 7./12. fan fiction.

Neji/Hinata, The Secrets Of A Hyūga.

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4. to deflower 1.?

Sasori/Tobi, won't happen.. Tobi's too loud and Zetsu won't allow it.

12.)does anyone of your friends know who 3. is?

Itachi, they all love that guy!

13.)has anyone of your friends drawn 11.?

Gaara, yes they all have.

14.)would anyone of your friends like 2./4./5.?

Deidara/Sasori/Hidan, Deidara = raped, Sasori = raped, Hidan = MINE BITCH!

15.)What might 10. scream at a moment of great passion?

Naruto, This could only get better if I had some ichiraku ramen

16.)If you wrote a 1./6./12. fic, what would the warning be?

Tobi/Kakashi/Hinata, don't know

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about 8., what song would you chose?

Sasuke, "coming back down" by Hollywood Undead

18.)What might be a good pick up line for 10. to use on 2.?

Naruto on Deidara, "I'm glad your a guy because at first I thought I was going to have to go straight for you." *wink wink*

19.)How might 11. describe relationship between 2. and 8.?

Gaara describing relationship between Deidara and Sasuke, weird yet somewhat funny and ironic.

20.)how emo is 7.?

Neji, slightly.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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I'm going to have your baby! by Xx Epic Emo Kitty xX reviews
To have Tamaki's baby! That is my mission and how am I going to do this? By being the most perverted and sexiest girl alive! No evil guy with glasses or she-male is going to stop me! Unless they want to feel my baby making wrath! Tamaki, you will be mine no matter how dirty I have to get!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 288,295 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M., OC
Words are not Needed by Xx Epic Emo Kitty xX reviews
Latula left Mituna all alone for a whole year, but what's this? She wants Kankri too live with him! Even though they hate each other, will they be able to manage? Warning: OOC
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Kankri V., Mituna C., Kurloz M., Damara M.
Sweet Talking by LALALALOVEmee reviews
In which they all try to woo her, and she is just plain oblivious. Each chapter is written off of a pickup line I find online. Different POV and pairing each time. SakuraxMulti. AU. KonohaHighFic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sakura H.
We're Gonna Get Those Bastards by Agent47Rulz reviews
Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,791 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Witch
Holiday Disasters by THEULTIMATEGREENBOSS reviews
What happens when the Naruto Shippuden and Bleach characters meet while holidaying at a Beach-house? Journey along with them in their adventures, from Pie Fights to a game of Truth or Dare. What will happen to the two groups? Will they get along?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,984 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Chaos and How to Survive It by Annadrujok reviews
What happens when you mix Shonan and her friends with the Akatsuki, Orochimaru's group Sound Five, Hebi, Kabuto , and the Espadas? Chaos. This handy little guide is filled with tips on how to survive. No guaratee that it works, though. Many pairings.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Akatsuki, Espada - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7183 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Replay by Semika reviews
Harry is living life the way Sirius would have. i.e, pranking, joking, breaking rules, and flirting. So what happens when he and three friends go back to the marauders era? A prank war of course. No HBP, OOC, slash, time travel, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,554 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Las Vegas is a Scary Place! by horn-head reviews
COMPLETE! Sent on a mission by Dumbledore, the presumed dead Sirius Black and the presumed gentleman Remus Lupin are forced to learn the magical and muggle ways of Las Vegas with only the help of three witches and a demented pirate. SB&OC RL&OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,152 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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The life of Shinda Uchiha
This is My story about Sasuke's younger brother Shinda, and their struggle in the leaf village, Shinda will do anything he can to help his brother, but when the time comes for it will he be able to help his brother leave the village and harm his friends as he makes them? There's only one way to find out, read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013
Attention Deficit Monotonic Teens Meet The Pychotic! reviews
Imagine what would happen if you came home from school to find characters from the Naruto world in your house while your parents are out of town. Well I don't have to imagine it any more I'm living it, and it is not easy or cheap. Read to find out how chaos takes over the town with the akatsuki doing everything they can to claim the town of Wewoka Oklahoma. ShikamaruxOC HidanxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Akatsuki, Shikamaru N.
Revival of the Chakuratīrā edited
Follow the life of my OC Kira as he goes through life as a child orpaned by the Kyuubi's attack on the leaf village. Does he find love along the way? Possibly. Does he like to yell at people, of course he does. Does he hate the pink haired one, YES! Rated T for use of colourfull languge. sakura bashing and nudity in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,036 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Team Seven