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Author has written 7 stories for Sisters Grimm, Divergent Trilogy, and Splintered Series.
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At the moment I only have Expect the Worst (Everafter High School Sequel) and Sabrina Grimm: Is the Head Of Everafter on the go, Bigfoot and Ice Cream and...
Well, there it is! Now for some of my favorite quotes:
The moment when you finish a book, look around, and see everyone carrying on with their lives as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
When someone asks if they can borrow my book, at first I'm happy they read the stuff I like. Then I'm scared they'll hurt my baby.
"So many books... so little time." -Frank Zappa
"Now that we're all acquainted, let the walloping begin." (Morpheus)Splintered, A.G. Howard
"Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting."- Peter Pan
How I Feel When I Finish a Good Book
No...No...No...No...OH MY GOD! I'M HYPERVENTILATING NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!HELP HELP!
Then do anything and everything to get more of that book...
Below is Copy and Pastes Random Spewls and multiple others you have a choice to read.
Hello Everybody! How r u? I am going to tell you 3 things about myself. #1 I am weird (read under for more evidence) #2 I think I'm Awesome. #3 *Clears throut* Ahem I am typing.
FAVORITE BOOKS (Not in order):
-Sisters Grimm (1-9)
-Harry Potter (1-7)
-Hunger Games (1-3)
-The Selection and The Elite
-Blood Red Road and Rebel Heart
-Divergent and Insurgent (Alleigent makes me sad)
-Not a Drop To Drink
-The Almost Girl (AWESOMENESS)
!I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her time reading, writing or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call wierd, and a freak, either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girl friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows how to be proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her wierd(it's a compliment.), who loves reading and writing and doing things that no one seems to have time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express her self better with words then actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of thew little things. Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time they are unique but not alone : Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysaresodrag, The Dawn is breaking, secilmis yazar,Holly Marie Fowl,FlyingToasterUnite, Cannibilistic Skittles, Puckabrina Rules, As White As Snow, Blood Bond Rose/isodon'tdowritersblock/CinderLunar Juliette Grimm! KitKat Maniac
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different,
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile
I promise to remember Sabrina,
Whenever I blow a gasket
I promise to remember Briar Rose,
When I see someone in a casket
I promise to remember Puck,
When I hear the word "fairy"
I promise to remember Bess,
Whenever I'm in a dairy
I promise to remember Granny
When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair
I promise to remember Veronica,
Whenever someone gives me a glare
I promise to remember Daphne
When I have no earthly cares
I promise to remember Uncle Jake,
Whenever I see someone mourn
I promise to remember Mirror,
When I see someone with a heart of thorns,
I promise to remember Charming,
Whenever I see a cocky guy
I promise to remember Tobias Clay
When I see a sad guy sigh
I promise to not kidnap baby boys
For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,
I promise to remember Moth,
Whenever I see someone use an evil force
I promise to remember TSG,
Wherever I may go,
And buy ninety copies
So I can let my obsession show!
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
I am not that girl,
I am that girl,
"THE RESISTANCE FOR EVER"
Bring It On
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This is Bunny.
Hello I want to say that:
I am NOT a Bratty Erudite That Thinks She Knows It All!
I am A Erudite Because I CAN Be smart.
The Truth Is I am Divergent
Dear Ms. Grimm
You are hereby accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
And I was like "SA-WEET!"
Then I did my happy dance.
"I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS! I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food, will even give you from their food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it is raining
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:
Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.
Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.
Selena Beuregard, who died to make things right.
Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.
Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.
Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.
Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.
Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.
And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.
Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I may be forced to love you. – William Arthur Ward
Insanely awesome sayings!
Remember the trees, Remember the grass, Remember me as the pain in your ass.
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Screw fire and save matches!!
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Life asked Death, "Why do people love me, but hate you?" Death responded, "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I am a painful truth."
Tell the truth and run.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.
Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best Friends know I'm absolutely insane!
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Nomophobia, the fear of losing cell phone contact. It is deeply rooted in teens everywhere.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I've figured it out! Great series come in odds! Harry Potter series: 7. Percy Jackson series: 5. Hunger Games and Divergent: 3. Twilight: 4. Oh wait... Yeah, they come in odd numbers.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!!
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
I meant to behave but there were to many other options.
With great power comes a great electricity bill.
Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot might be stuck up a tree or something.
M.A.T.H. Mental Abuse To Humans.
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.
You don't know what you have until it's gone. For example, toilet paper.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Hardest job ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed.
I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach.
I just figured out nothing is wrong with me! It's the world that has issues!
If you are stupid enough to walk away, then I am smart enough to let you go.
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times: once when it's told, a second time when someone explains to to me and a third time when I actually get it.
Think, while it's still legal.
Be careful with your words and actions, for once they are done they can only be forgiven and not forgotten.
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but it's in alphabetical order. Like it should be.
Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.
Anybody else having trouble getting to Narnia?
You know that thing in your head that keeps you from saying things that you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those.
My level of sarcasm is to the point that I don't even know if I'm joking or not.
Have you ever had the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop.
I used to have superpowers, but then my psychiatrist took them away.
I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then screw it, you're going first.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
If you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of them together!
The hardest part about the zombie Apocalypse will be pretending not to be excited.
When I was a kid... no wait, I still do that!
I see no good reason to ace my age!
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sometimes I amaze myself. Other times, I can't remember what day it is.
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit.
If you say "gullible" fast enough it starts to sound like "oranges."
It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
People keep thinking I care. Weird.
I didn't mean to offend you. That was just a bonus.
Of course your opinion mattes. Just not to me.
Good things happen to those who go out and earn them.
I'm not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.
I hate being bi polar. It's awesome!
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power.
I disagree. But I respect your right to be stupid.
The police never think that its as funny as you do.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I rule there, and I don't really want to see you.
I should come with a warning label.
Yes I'm single. You'd have to be amazing to fix that.
After exercising I always eat pizza. Just kidding, I don't exercise.
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure.
Three out of four voices in my head want sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees.
I'm already visualizing you with duct tape over your mouth.
Pissing off the world, one person at a time.
I don't have a licence to kill. I have a learners permit.
That's Ms. Asshole to you!
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
I'm mean because you're stupid!
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious issues.
I smile because you've all finally driven me insane!
Just be glad I'm not your kid.
I'm already going to hell, now I'm just getting a good spot.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I'm not childish! You're just a big doody head!
Of course I talk like an idiot. It's the only way I can get you to understand me!
My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm with.
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-stupid.
I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted... I wish I had ice cream.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs working on.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just selectively social. There's a difference.
You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
There's no award for stupid. So stop competing.
I'm getting real tired of wearing pants and having responsibilities.
If people could read my mind... I'd get punched in the face a lot.
I feel bad for people who don't know me.
The only problem with the human race is that it's entirely made up of humans.
People think that I'm too patronizing. That means that I talk down to people.
Mephobia: Fear of becoming so awesome that nobody can handle it and everybody dies.
Good girls just never get caught.
Sarcasm: because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Trust me, the more you get to know me, the weirder I get!
Everybody is entitled to my opinion.
I never really grew up. I just learned how to act in public.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people that you've missed.
Home is where the wi-fi connects automatically.
"She's my best-friend. You break her heart I break your face."
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do.
Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I'm awesome. In that case you are right.
Worst time to have a heart attack; during the game of charades.
Beware of the letter 'G'. It is the ending of everything.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
By the time you've finished reading this, you will have realized that you wasted five seconds of your life.
Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.
"Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
We are all a little weird (read: most of us are bat-shit crazy) and life's a little weird, and when we find someones whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.
To those who think that women are the weaker sex; try pulling the blankets back to your side.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Politeness has become so rare some people mistake it as flirtation.
To all those people who wonder why girls go to the bathroom together, here's what happened when we go alone: Hermione got attacked by a troll, Ginny almost got her soul sucked out of her body, Myrtle got killed, Katie got cursed. Think of that the next time you go to the bathroom alone!LOL
But you knew that.