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Joined 12-06-12, id: 4402278, Profile Updated: 07-25-16
Author has written 8 stories for Fifty Shades Trilogy, and Twilight.

Welcome! It's good to see you here. Take off your shoes, curl up on the couch, and relax. Would you like a glass of wine? I think I have a bottle of Sancerre here.

So you like the Fifty Shades books? Me, too, I love them! I've lost count of the times I've read them in English; I've read them once in Spanish and am currently reading them in Italian. I also listen to the audio books; I know some people don't like them but I find them very enjoyable, kinda like listening to a girlfriend talk about her boyfriend.

I love fan fiction and enjoy reading and writing FSoG stories. I currently have 5 complete stories and 3 works in progress.

For those of you who have followed me, thank you for your patience. Right now I'm trying really hard to work on my stories. I published a Twilight one shot hoping that it will get my mojo working again. I won't abandon my stories but it may take a while to update.

Please review - I love reading your reviews!

My other favorite authors are Madeleine L'Engle, Stephen King, Nelson DeMille, John Grisham, Tony Hillerman, Eugene Izzi, Jonathan Kellerman, Helen MacInnes, Steve Martini, James Michener, Arturo Perez-Reverte, John Maddox Roberts, Herman Wouk, Sue Grafton, Tom Clancy, and Charles Dickens.

My favorite tv shows are White Collar; CSI (original & NY); Glee; The X-Files; Friends; and Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.

I have a tumblr page now with some visual images of my stories and the trilogy: ordlas.tumblr.com

Please participate in the poll at the top of my profile!

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

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Lithium Springs by Carmelroads reviews
Ana and Kate go to a rock and roll show. AU/OOC
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,251 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Grey Hair by American Chimpanzee reviews
I wish I could take credit, but, like in "Kate & Jose," these stories are based on classic naughty jokes. Such as: "Bigamy is having one wife or husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Anastasia S.
A Day in the Life of Ana Grey by Carriej56 reviews
The life as seen by Christians canine companion. Started as a one shot but by demand it has expanded...
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
A strange dinner, a Fifty Shades of Grey Halloween special by Henrika Fanfiction reviews
A dark night at the Grey tower, things don't go as planned as a woman scorned appears. Very much AU and OOC.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson, J. Taylor - Complete
Paradise by Henrika Fanfiction reviews
Attending a conference on a tropical island, sets Christian Grey up for an unforgettable night.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,783 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Christian Grey: An Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by DragonPatronus88-1MKJY4All reviews
Have you recently purchased a brand new CHRISTIAN GREY Dominant Companion Unit? Please take the time to read and consider this Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual Courtesy of ACME LLC. This is a PARODY piece meant for fun. Please do not try to contact this fictitious corporation! CREDIT for inspiration to PUMPKINGRIN and Theresa Green.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Christmas by Henrika Fanfiction reviews
Christmas morning at the Grey house in Aspen. Has Christian kept Ana up with his shenanigans or was she waiting for Santa to come? A one shot Christmas-story to treat my readers.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Teddy G., Phoebe G. - Complete
Bic McPenlamperson by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: extremely snarky, because I'm not a FSoG fan. Ana wants to go out, Christian says she can't because of Bic McPenlamperson.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., J. Taylor - Complete
In Your Dreams by marpuri reviews
Legend says if you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream. What if Kate never got sick and Ana and Christian met only once, briefly at her graduation but retain a connection to one another in their dreams... AU/What-if, Canon characters.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Open Wide, Anastasia by SmileRose reviews
We all know that Ana has a great deal of fear when it comes to pain. In this one-shot, Ana decides to face her fear of pain and meet Christian on his terms. How will Ana fare? Read on to find out.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Handyman by Sasha Cameron reviews
This is a one shot based on a rather lovely photograph that appeared on our FSOG fanfic fb page. A few of us took up the challenge to write a one shot and this is based on Kate and Elliot.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Elliot G., Kate K. - Complete
Fifty Shades Night Before Christmas by marpuri reviews
A christmas poem about our favourite couple. No angst. No cheating. Lots of cheese.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Just to let you know by CSAG13 reviews
A little one-shot of a CG reaction to the cheating stories, no disrespect to the authors of those stories as I am fans of a couple of them but I couldn't help myself xDD
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Fifty Shades: Happily Ever After - the Final Goodbye by marpuri reviews
Christian and Ana have been married for 65 years. Ana has been very ill and is in palliative care at a hospice. Christian is old and frail as well, still very much in love with Ana, but time is running out. They reminisce and celebrate their lifetime of love together. This is a rough one-shot of what Happily Ever After looks like at the end of the journey.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Great Explanations: Fifty Shades of Grey by AngelaD.Pangie reviews
Do you ever catch yourself wondering what all the fuss is about this 'Fifty Shades' book everyone is raving about? Want to know what happens without having to sit down and read it? Here is Great Explanations, once again, for your conveniance and entertainment.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2012
Fifty Shades of Parody by starrybutterfly reviews
Ana and Christian are so in love and life is beautiful.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
50 Shades of Yellow by hahaharrypulp reviews
What happens when Anastasia Steele meets Mr. Banana? A humorous and absurd rewrite of 50SoG.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
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My Life as a Sub reviews
What was it like to be one of the fifteen? This is the story of a CG submissive, some time between Leila and Susannah; it takes place BEFORE ANA comes into his life.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,520 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Christian G., OC, L. Sawyer
Equinox reviews
One shot, AU. Edward's life has changed and he's not looking forward to the family's semi-annual trip.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Edward - Complete
CGPC LLC reviews
AU. Christian was forced out on his own after dropping out of Harvard. He's running a successful business and doing well for himself by using all his talents and assets. Why, then, does he feel like something's missing?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,043 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Christian G., Elliot G.
Portal reviews
Why was the house on the Sound put on the market? Christian learns the reason, with profound ramifications for him and his family.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,162 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Teddy G.
Gorgeous? Seriously? reviews
Anastasia's upset about the choice to play Christian in a movie based on their story but Christian manages to calm her down. One shot, ripped from the headlines.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Cheaters reviews
Christian is cheating! Anastasia is cheating! Gail is cheating! Everyone is cheating! This is a cheating fic! Warning! Do not read this story it is really bad but if you like cheating then this story is for you! one shot, preferably with a .50 caliber
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
We Couldn't Wait reviews
One shot, what if. Starting with the bower scene in Fifty Shades Freed, Christian & Ana decide on a different route. Inspired by the song Undisclosed Desires by Muse.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Coocoo cachoo, Mrs Robinson reviews
From Elena's POV, after Christian announces the engagement. This is my speculation on how she felt and what she did after getting thrown out of the Greys' mansion.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Elena L./Mrs. Robinson - Complete
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