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Chained to You by Kittenshift17 reviews
When Hermione returns to Hogwarts alongside many of her peers to complete her 8th year, she is not expecting the course of events that will lead her into a game of seduction, lies, deceit and mind-blowing sex. She certainly never expected it to have anything to do with what Draco Malfoy did to her at Malfoy Manor during the war. Post-War 8th Year EWE smutfest. DM/HG. GW/BZ. TN/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
half a sorrow by Colubrina reviews
8th year Dramione work-in-progress with no update schedule or acceptable summary. It does include, however, high quality alcohol, expensive sheets, and beautifully hand-illustrated star charts. Also bitterness, depression, and rage. You know, the normal stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,978 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Draco Malfoy's Law of Dynamic Negatives by Ally147 reviews
It's just Draco Malfoy's rotten, dumb luck that he'd fall in love with one woman while engaged to another… D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Dramione Duet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Astoria G., Narcissa M. - Complete
An Unforeseen Evening by PrismaticDoll reviews
Several years after the defeat of Voldemort, Draco Malfoy has built the foundation of his life back thanks to finding solace in the muggle community. One evening he finds himself in a local muggle nightclub ogling none other than the former Gryffindor princess, Hermione-bloody-Granger. -This is a Draco POV oneshot to follow-up with my Dramione oneshot "An Irrational Evening".-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Madness in Love by Colubrina reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix recast in popular opinion as dangerous, a law is put into effect to have them work off their debt to society via what is termed 'good, honest labor' and it leaves Hermione Granger sitting in Draco Malfoy's parlor as a smirking Ministry official condemns her to be her former enemy's slave. Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Irrational Evening by PrismaticDoll reviews
Ginny convinces Hermione to finally have a ladies night out at some muggle pubs and clubs. Hermione, wound up from working constantly, lets loose and finds herself in the arms of our favorite ex-Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Angelina J. - Complete
Skin by Craft Rose reviews
After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,682 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
The Beginning of The End by lokishorcrux reviews
When SHIELD collapses, Darcy and Jane are forced to seek refuge on Asgard. But Darcy doesn't count on one night time wander leading to her encountering a God who, by all accounts, is supposed to be dead. However Loki has been kept alive for a reason. And it's a reason that could lead to the destruction of the universe itself. Set after winter soldier. Loki/Darcy. Tasertricks.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,265 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L., Loki
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Where Two Raging Fires Meet by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cherry Bomb by AnnieMar reviews
Darcy found herself wishing that life was more interesting ... but quickly realized what a stupid thing that was to do, as she found herself kidnapped by space-pirates and rescued by Obi-Wan Kenobi, who may or may not resemble her friend's dead younger brother. Either that, or she was on the acid-trip from hell. Bit of a GotG cross-over. #tasertricks
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Manic Taser Dream Girl by AnnieMar reviews
Upon Darcy's return to the U.S. after encountering evil space-elves in London, and after her recent break-up with Ian, she receives her first mission as an official S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ... teaching a god how to blend in better (absolutely no horns), or he might find himself in very big trouble. Events set post-Thor: TDW and during CA: TWS. Rated M for reasons ;-) #tasertricks
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,923 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Darcy L., Loki] Jane F., Thor - Complete
Between Meetings by LuluDancing reviews
"Klaus," She breathed, "Not at office." Klaus catches Caroline between meetings and decides to help her relax.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,354 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Little Visits by Concave Patterns reviews
It all started with appetizers and an ankle monitor...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not Without a Fight by Concave Patterns reviews
(Post TDW) The human body was never designed to withstand the power of the Aether. Now Jane is dying and it's up to Thor and Darcy to save her before time runs out. But when Darcy strikes up an unlikely deal with a certain presumed-dead trickster, it may be her own life that's on the line.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,037 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
She Drives Me Crazy (Like No One Else) by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cold Side of the Moon by RZZMG reviews
Released from Azkaban & tossed into the Forbidden Forest, Hermione Granger must escape the predators & survive for 8 days to earn her freedom. She doesn't expect to make it knowing Werewolf!Draco Malfoy is somewhere in the forest, too, just waiting for the next victim of The Games to arrive. Dramione. 2013 HP-Darkarts Fest entry. Nom'd HPFanficFanPollAwards-Best Dark Fic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,082 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Champagne, Caviar, and Contrariety by justmindy reviews
Darcy Lewis has always tried Loki's patience. Spoilers for Thor: The Dark World.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Good Things by Errow reviews
Hermione and Sirius: what a wild romance. A post-war story told in 300-600 word chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,970 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Eyes Wide Shut by LowlifeTheory reviews
They held hands the whole way to the airport, and when Derek's flight was called Allison gave him a quick hug and tried not to weep as he walked to his gate. He didn't even look over his shoulder one last time. Oh she was his friend, but Allison knew he wasn't in love with her, not like she'd fallen for him.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Allison A., Derek H. - Complete
Mischief and Chocolate Frosting by Sara60691 reviews
Loki's trying to take over the world again, but becomes distracted by a certain political science major. What's a girl to do when the God of Mischief takes and interest in her? break out the chocolate frosting of course! rated M for later chapters.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,661 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Through Waiting by athena606 reviews
Lydia Martin decides its time to seduce Derek Hale - true love begins is a passionate tangle of limbs? - I suck at summaries but don't let that deter you and Enjoy!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Derek H., Lydia M. - Complete
Make You Feel My Love by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
Final Chapter to 'Rumor Has It,' and 'Don't you Remember' "Here's the thing," Rose began furiously, her face set. "I lost him once, I thought I was going to lose him twice, but I won't lose him again."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,055 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Blueberry by amidtheflowers reviews
The time has come for Loki to accept his Jotun form, and Darcy has an idea on how to go about it.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
To Trick A Trickster by amidtheflowers reviews
Every year on Halloween, Darcy Lewis prays to the God of Mischief. Except for one year.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't You Remember? by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
Sequel to Rumor Has It What was he doing here! I was okay. I had a career, i had friends, i had a family. I didn't need anything else. Why did he have to come back! I was so screwed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,580 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
She by VicariouslyHere reviews
Darcy is a reincarnation of an ex-mortal lover. Loki courts Darcy because she reminds him of "her" but falls in love with her. He struggles to separate her and "her" in his mind. Poetic and angsty.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Rumor Has It by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humiliating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy...Merlin help me...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,961 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Surprises by ladylately reviews
A short little smut, written at a friend's request. Only the second smut piece I've ever written, so. One-shot. Does not take place in the 'Bound'verse.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 262 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As You Wish by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Pretty Persuasion by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
DracoHermione - WINNER OF THE NOVEMBER 2010 TWIN EXCHANGE CHALLENGE - Sick of Draco's constant disinterest in socializing with her friends, Hermione decides to follow a different course of persuasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
London in Black by Caitlinlaurie reviews
Fights can be such wonderful things. Sirius helps Hermione discover the joys of makeup sex, BMWs, and London at night. Smut! Oneshot. Sirius/Hermione. SB/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Silence Speaks by pelespen reviews
“What do you suppose will happen now that the Pan has decided to grow up?” he asked wryly. A Sirius/Hermione story about growing up at any age. Lemons later. Please read responsibly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,747 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Light at the End by pelespen reviews
Sirius returns from the Veil after seven years of nothingness. It takes Hermione's brains to figure out what's wrong with him, but it's her heart that must heal him. DISCLAIMER: All characters and canon plot histories belong to Rowling. I make nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Concupiscence by Tink Wolfe reviews
Sirius/Hermione. SBHG. A tale about fulfilling desires and the consequences that may bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete